₦airaland Forum

Lezzlie:
is this why you ran away to become a slave and burden to other people in their country? Is this enough?

go fight the people who made your country so bad to be one of worst places on earth and leave me alone

hafeeanubasy:
You are taking me for your dad,kid 😆

confirmed fool. Don't mention me again

hafeeanubasy:
Is that how you call your parents fools at home.

You are a mad child poo 😆

this white man dog right here is smarter than you chai!

Lezzlie:
thanks for admitting you're an economic asylum seeker.

For hunger: you live like an alley rat surviving on hamburger and doughnuts
Healthcare: is same healthcare where citizens need health insurance to access medical care? I'm guessing African swine and burden like you will be relying on benevolent whites to assist you.

Something slaves like you fail to understand is that you're a slave no matter the condition you are.

for your mind you think you're living in a country. nah you don't know what its like to live in a proper country.

the govt provides everything for you. free healthcare, free feeding, free security and all that even for the poorest of the poor and the disabled

you don't have to leak any body's ass to get anything like the way it happens in your shithole. leaking your oppressors ass for a cup of garri. shameless human being

Lezzlie:
thanks for admitting you're an economic asylum seeker.

For hunger: you live like an alley rat surviving on hamburger and doughnuts
Healthcare: is same healthcare where citizens need health insurance to access medical care? I'm guessing African swine and burden like you will be relying on benevolent whites to assist you.

Something slaves like you fail to understand is that you're a slave no matter the condition you are.

see who is talking about hamburger and doughnuts, chai! whereby your favorite food is garri and sawdust. chicken food. because you can't afford a better meal. your country is just one big poultry farm. where your leaders throw grains for you to fight for and then run to come leave their best lives over here.

if I were you I'd be in tears due to hunger, insecurity and no medical care, but instead, you're saying the trash you heard from drunkards, calling people who have free healthcare a slave. i pity you.

its obvious you're not just slaves to your leaders you're their footstool, they match on your head and pass.

sharpwriter:
People like you only talk from sentiments and surface feelings. You only talk and delight in ephemeral things, eat, drink, beauty etc. (you may only understand this if you have a deep perpespective about life). Also, the pages of a social media is a weak platform to convey one's thoughts so I don't bother much if you don't view life from another perspective with an open mind.

And so because your land lacks some things you desire doesn't make it hell, that's my argument. There is hell everywhere, in UK, America, Canada etc. You only need to meet some of their dwellers or do some research about different human problems for you to realize this.

Quora and reddit can even give you lot of info. Hell is relative. Some live their best lives in western countries, some do in Nigeria, while some live good in Nigeria, leave and meet their hells over there.

For example, there was a guy on this nairaland who was killed some years ago in the United States by street gangs that robbed him of his laptop etc. The guy used to denigrate Nigeria the way common to you people, but it was in his realized dream paradise that he got killed. The bad land he came from hasn't killed him and perhaps he hadn't been robbed before, but he was slain in the same place he thought he had security.

That's Life! Funny and fvcks anyone up.

Life is deep and ain't all about the comfort you dream of, if it's about that, a place like Australia won't be among top list of countries with people suffering from mental disorders.

The west has better infrastructures more than African countries, agreed, that doesn't mean we have the worst of life. We ain't in the dark ages either and there are other aspects of life that we are better than them which keeps us going.

My submission is that you people should not be one way centered, look from different view point instead of talking like kids. We don see president wife here wey kpai for foreign hospital... Oyinbo no be God. If such person kpai for Nigeria, you people go talk say na becoz na naija dem treat am.

one person died in the US you're masturbating?

now how many people die in Nigeria daily from terrorism and their bodies are thrown inside a gutter

and who are the people that live their best lives in Nigeria you mean your oppressors? abi poor and average who can't afford to eat 3 square meals and faced with insecurity ? ?

your politicians and celebrities only live their best lives abroad not even In nigeria.


what is life without food, and security of lives and properties? any country that can't provide these 2 basic needs is complete hell. .

even your politicians and celebrities dont live their best lives In nigeria. never nobody does.

if UK or Canada start giving free visa and citizenship to nigerians under 3 months the entire country will be completely emptied. because everybody wants to go to heaven. it will be like rapture took place in the country.

pafun:
It's feeding time. The roaches are coming out

monkey run back to your cage. the world doesn't need nuisances like you.

hafeeanubasy:
Is that how you call your parents fools at home.

You are a mad child poo 😆

see this monkey. you know why white people regard you as monkeys. a white man dog is rated higher than you. run back to your cage and continue to beg for bananas from your oppressors. I don't follow animals to debate so get the F* off :

hafeeanubasy:
I am jusy imagine if this happened in Nigeria 😆


Some Idiots will blame the Government for a private company individuals!

Most of the time when company folds up,its more of internal problem. As that company is folding up,new one is rising and making profit.

Its like blaming FINLAND government for the folding up of NOKIA

you're a fool... finland govt pays their unemployed citizens. your govt doesn't. nokia didn't fold they just lost market shares. there is a difference between slashing of workers and relocating to another country. the latter is caused by the govt which is what is happening in nigeria

omoredia:
Japarians don gbab u lol

keep crying. he made the right decision.

BigDawsNet:
Hahahahah

Omo people are really desperate

You sell houses, car, business

Now u sell kids


Abroad is not that 🌹 like dat oh.... they get dere own issue...

compared to nigeria it's

Lezzlie:
are you trying to justify why you're an economic asylum seeker with no shame or hijan dignity?

How do you live with yourself?
Cleaning pigsty or worshing corpses and having people look at you with pity and scorn over there?

Don't you have any pride in you? Do you based everything on money?

Fawking low grade prostitute

you know what the economic asylum isn't dying of hunger like you, they collect free montly pay from the govt.
and has free healthcare, 24/7 electricity, clean tap water access, and superior security. things you will never see or taste till you die. your politicians come over to enjoy life over here while they leave you in the shithole to die with too much suffering and starvation

sharpwriter:
No way! Naija no be hell.... Heaven and hell is everywhere. There is hell also in the white man's land. Hoboes and poor people abound there also who can't also afford basic things.

I only answered that the guy from his own perspective. There are lots of middle classed, average people and proletariats that are doing fine and contented.

The guy is short sighted, because until he has some experiences in yonder, he won't appreciate what he's had, same for many pipe dreamers in this country.

even your poiticans know the country is shit. the so called people you claim are doing well all want to leave the country. a bi you don see poor man pay millions for visa. the reason is the country is hell. have you ever seen president of UK coming to nigeria for medical treatment same way your useless president runs to France.

Lezzlie:
You get angry being called an Economic Asylum Seeker. Why?

Are you an expatriate? You're a skill-less, barely -educated desperate unskilled African looking to feed and take advantage of the exchange rate.

You're nothing. You're a charity case and a burden to your host community

just exchange rate yet your celebrities and politicians all have their families abroad. they know that the country is ashes. they're a million of reasons to shit the dunghole - insecurity, crime, poverty, pollution, high illiteracy, joblessness, hunger.... are some of the many reasons.
you don't have a brain if I have to tell you all this. you're so f* stupid and have no one to tell you.

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Lezzlie:
This Economic Asylum Seeker is still bragging about riches
The irony of this dullard's uneventful, shameless life.



your entire family are dependent on the crumb the white man can give you while humiliating your soul. That says a lot about the kind of family you fell out from .

I bet if you're a female your mom will prostitute you abroad to put food on the table.

You're a peasant from a desperate family who fawked like domesticated rabbits without practicing dignity or family pride.

I'll keep you in my prayers and your father in my thoughts. I can imagine the amount of desperation it took you to subjugate yourself for pittance.

Hope you have mastered the act of drug moving, we don't want your cops on a flight en route Nigeria.

Son of the desperately damned

fool you're worse than an asylum. you're not even a human. you're rated below cows in the zoo country you live in. you have no future. you live jus to survive each day.

your politicians and celebrities are scamming you in broad day light.they're all have visa to the same white man country . they don't care about your worthless life. they're only here to steal from you, whey you're here defending them. very stupid of you.

Omoawoke:
When you finally enter America, your body will calm down. From what you typed, you haven’t been there

says someone who comapres shitgeria with america. my friend get out. you know nothing about America

Lezzlie:
Your posts are as weak as your life's decisions.

Majority of you peasants and asylum seekers are now running from the UK to Canada.

How muchoney is worth the subjugation of your soul and body?

Subhumans like you with no pride, no shame and no dignity will be spat on, kicked at and mocked just for a few dollars and you think you're better than anyone.

Little minded slave .

Canada will soon chase you spongers to Slovenia.
Mumu

at least they're not one meal away from starvation like you. They will feed your entire family without breaking a sweat with their earnings. food is expensive now you better save your energy so you won't faint because you sound like someone who wants to faint.

sharpwriter:
UK or any oyinbo land ain't heaven or paradise. Experiences are relative, if you already in any part of oyinbo land, you may be lucky doesn't mean others are... Same for those in naija.

As for ruling in hell (Naija), maybe you should go advise all these elites, celebrities (wealthy ones) business in Lagos, PH, Abuja, Anambra etc. Make dem vacate the good lives they have here to be a commoner abroad where they will stand 8 to 12 hours at a stretch (and only 15/30 mins break) in certain jobs.

Reason I said he had neither. Even many people abroad doesn't know what it means to live big in Nigeria, it's when they get to the abroad, they will know it's overrated.

Traveling about is not in every man's blood, whether rich or poor. There will always be individual differences in life's choices even in matters as low as food, life no be do or die.

And no matter how naija cast reach or how people despise it reach with dem words, those who go stay go stay, without blinking an eyelid or racking their brains on it.

so you're actually accepting the fact that nigeria is hell and abroad is heaven?? what you're indirectly saying is that if you're not a wealthy elite in nigeria, a homeless man abroad is better than you. so japa

Lezzlie:
this the weakest comeback I would respond to.

I don't know why majority of you fleeing cowards abroad are so embarrassed to post your place of work in social media.

You'll post public places, amusement parks, eateries, and public buildings but never post where you work. Because you're a castaway, dispensable recyclable human waste

wtf wants to do a comeback on you? its like trying to beat a child back.

because you sound like a child and not making any sense why would someone be taking selfies in his place of work where he earns per hour?

i guess your politicians and celebrities who are brainwashing you are the worst cowards who have all the money in the world but choose to run to UK for small headache. brainwashed he-goat

Omoawoke:
I know say poverty don finish you. So 700 dollars is like making heaven to you and has clouded your reasoning.
Do you know those homeless Americans collect free money every month from government yet they homeless and don’t have a life? When the money you receive is less than your expense, that’s being broke.
And there are no free money anywhere, someone is paying for it and when you get a job, they will tax you and collect back their money

abeg close your mouth. how can you call someone earning 700 dollars for free poor? such person isn't poor but broke. poverty only exist in places where people live on less than $2 per day. those homeless Americans eat better and wear nicer clothes than many average people in nigeria. they have free medicare. something an average person in nigeria can only dream of. so get out abeg. even the homeless people still have some shelter. i want to be homeless in america

BigDawsNet:
Japa crew should focus on Brazil

Get in legally
Find a wife and give birth

You both get residency and citizenship in few years

Brazil passport is very strong

how would one get in legally to brazil

Anonimoux:
If I tell them, they will tell me to shut up that it's because I have never traveled before.

you and that mumu on bail are completely foolish.

deavicky:
he sold all he had to be there. Coming back is more or less coming back to nothing.

how can coming back to your home country be coming back to nothing . but he went to a foreign land with absolutely nothing. very childish excuses.

Ajsmart:
He’s right! U.K is no longer migrant-friendly for Africans. Majority of people who have never lived in the U.K or most western nations for that matter think these types of videos were made to discourage others from relocating to the U.K when in fact they’re actually spitting facts as harsh as it may seem/sound!

Majority who ignore these video warnings eventually regret relocation and find themselves stuck after relocation as it becomes difficult to raise enough capital to go back home and start afresh. There are 3 people I personally know in this situation who wish they had heed previous warnings but unfortunately can’t go back to Nigeria! They are stuck between a rock and a hard place!

Jobs are hard to come by even with good qualifications; taxes can be as high as 50% depending on your line of work; rent or mortgage is a killer; the NHS is on the verge of collapse; cost of utilities are higher than normal; and the weather is never stable.

While one may get some relief in being in a society where electricity is constant; the overall economy of the U.K is dwindling. Citizens are getting taxed to death at every turn so most people only survive on a third of their income making it extremely hard to save for rainy days.

This advice is genuine but every man/woman will have to decide if relocation or staying put in Nigeria is better!

liar keep your warnings to yourself no one asked for it. getting taxed to death. LMAO! 50% TAX LAMO!. CANT COME BACK TO NIGERIA LMAO!

Angelfrost:
Brother, take a deep breath, and compose yourself... Maybe read my response and his earlier post too.

We are specifically talking about Canada, not UK.

UK, in my honest opinion, is just a slightly upgraded version of Lagos! Na Africans know wetin dem keep for there.

I was very clear in my response... Canada's economy is on the mend just like most other top nations, but it's not in dire straits as described by the guy.

The main people struggling there and complaining bitterly are those who didn't come in legally as residents.

Please, fact check for yourself... Canada has a system of immigration where they bring in those with the educational and professional skills needed in the nation, and such easily get employment and accommodation.

They still have a system in place to help such people settle in easily.


Anyone entering via other means won't benefit from such system, and will struggle unimaginably.

anyone putting lagos and london in same sentence shouldn't be taken serious. lagos that is most unlivable city in the world. chai

emekatimsu:
The same Canada I will advise anyone not to come to if he or she is not financially buoyant. The truth is no place is easy but I feel it's easier to survive in Nigeria than this same Canada.

canada is heaven, nigeria is hell don't compare both.

Omoawoke:
Maybe 700 Canadian dollars… house rent could be over 1000 per month not to talk of utilities and other expenses. He has still broke and in debt. People give half baked stories

mumu praise good thing when you see it. Those guys are enjoying in Canada you're too proud to accept the truth. Pride leads no where

700 dollars without working is cool money

Lekan239:
Jobless man. Make them no give am na weather hin go fit afford pin for his child for that their very expensive country... Nigeria is going that over expensive way too self

see jealousy, those kids can feed your entire family every month. 🤭 While that poor man can feed your entire community with his monthly wages.

etrange:
lol… You don’t live in Nigeria and you don’t spend in naira. Why express the money in Naira just to make it seem huge? That’s about €600 years or less depending on the rate used. It’s a good thing if it’s true but expressing in naira just to wow Nigerians is unnecessary.

Does anyone what this specific welfare program is called? What’s the criteria for payment?

which one is your government paying to kids. Mumu even full grown adults in Nigeria are begging for crumbs to feed. Your government can't increase minimum wage


And your here yapping trash. Those kids will never know suffering again forever. Unlike you who isn't sure of your next meal.

Lezzlie:
*I know your life is inferior to a street dog abroad.

*I know you barely venture out of your dingy shack you squat in abroad.

*I know you can't post your office where you walk abroad because it's either in the morgue or a security post or looking after one octogenarian or in the swamp.

I* know your heart beats to near lethal levels anytime you sight a cop coming

*I know you hide even within the street you live in

I know you're less than a 4th class citizen

*I know you're a charity case and a burden abroad

*And I know people look at you and cover their noses seeing another African burden who's here to steal or push crack or do that job even their slaves won't do.

* And lastly you reinforce the stereotype the world has that Africa is the burden of the world.

You dirty unevolved honour-less mongrel.

These are what make you a disgrace to humanity and a blight to the human race.

No dignity
No integrity
No pride
No sense of belonging
And no shame

Will you get out of my digital sight?

Son of the damned!

talking of slaves even dogs over there enjoy pass you. slaves over there on minimum wage are kings in Nigeria and building houses. Your government even turned their remittance to Thier achievements

Your leaders are licking the white man butt. And passing the shit down to you as delicacies. .


You don't even qualify to the status to be a white man slave.. you're just a piece of a shit living on crumbs...