₦airaland Forum

Shikena:
Many people abroad eat far healthier than you. They are not limited to junk food.

leave the idiot to be yapping nonsense it's hunger that cause it. It's Same junk food that make diaporians more intelligent and fresh while him that eat fresh food is hungry and dull . Even a dog over there is more healthy than him

RaptorX:
After eating chicken and burgers for a couple of years, you will come to the realization that there is more to life than junk food and constant electricity.

yea life is about hunger, political corruption, poverty, insecurity. In your mind you think you're living life but I'm reality you're just existing.

RaptorX:
Even the one's abroad are envying you that is at home, tired of the dead boring monotonous life they are living. With constant nonstop bills and working nonstop.

mumu ever seen anyone abroad complain of hunger like in nigeria.

Revealpanda:
Remove India from there before posting your nonsense.

India is worst than Nigeria

in what way is inida worse mumu. they've left nigeria behind. India is far better now.

Lezzlie:
This parasitic leach is a vagabond abroad looking for a brand new life where it doesn't exist.

Lazy oaf

you think everyone is as stupid as you who have chosen hell over life fa and laugh at those who chose otherwise.

the elites (politicians and celebrities) fooling you all have visa .

The day is coming they'll enter their private jet and out they go leaving you here to rot like vegetable.

you better wake up from your slumber. Nigeria is gone and Nobody will save from this hell hole

Lezzlie:
sell family land, set up a family go fund me contributions and stowawdiand Sahara desert sojourning.

You can't be this ignorant or daft

. family land from sambisa so money grows in the sahara desert ?

. studies have shown that talking with people like you can decrease one's IQ by 99%. you better start using your brain. moronic fool.

Lezzlie:
from the arrival terminal down to the open parking lot has to be the longest walk of shame for these Jakpa disciples

Always remember, a new visa isn't a brand new life.

You don't have education, craft or skill or handwork, but you saved up millions to Jakpa to a country where you'll be a 4th class citizen pushing drugs or become a caregiver or morgue attendant

so how were they able to save millions if they don't have education, craft, skill or handwork you guys always contradict yourselves. isn't it obvious that it's better to be in a sane world as a caregiver than in a useless country with millions. ?

Deltatoto:
oga rest.akerodulu died abroad wigwe and family died abroad.Life is not assured anywhere

just listen to yourself. is like saying food doesn't make you healthy, so starve.

if one person gets diabetes in the UK, you guys will say "you see eating doesn't make you healthy, let us be comfortable with starvation". while your evil lordships in the senate are receiving kitchen allowance and all have big stomachs

mumu people like you help to make the devilish political class stronger in this part of the world. .. have some sense, sense is free.

CartelKenneth:
God don cancel this one visa papers 📄 🥲
They prefer to die in white man country
Now see 👺

I guess it's better to die in peace in the Uk than in pieces in nigeria . if your president sneezes right now he will be in France in the next one hour. have some shame man and stop defending failure

Deltatoto:
to those of u who think it’s only in Nigeria ppl die due to health issues una don hear am.everywhere na struggle.My hommie corpse was returned from SA two weeks ago.organ failure.na God hand we Dey.inshort na village be the safest place to even live.old ppl when Dey village no Dey city.

have some shame man! people die of hunger, insecurity and terrorism everyday in their numbers. you're talking about health issues. talking about health issues when last did your president do medical checkup without using his private jet?

Kingrshd3:
If na nigeria niwnwe ni go hear word .

So can you see all countries have their own challenges??

because I know some people will come here now and started abusing Nigerian government as if is only here we have insecurities.

Mtheeew

Get him castrated asap

there is difference between injury and death. you can easily recover from injury but not death take note. but Nigeria is dead and should not be classified as a country.

diamond68:
somebody is paying 200k per year and stilll complaining ? thats just 100 pounds

I know you want to do a stupid comparison. Mumu you called 100 pounds just. how much is the average income per year in nigeria.

Dhamio:
[b][/b] money....it's not easy to live abroad ..rent...bills... ...is monthly....

so you don't pay bills in nigeria abi. rent is free. electricity is free. gas is free. mumu

Goodcitizen99:
bros ur ✅️ 💯. Growing up I use to think then that people wey go 🇺🇸 don finally enter heaven 😀 😄 without being death but u see dose black people nd their anger gang matter plus gun 🔫 and drugs join make me have a rethink. Infact if ur rich in Nigeria 🇳🇬 my brother ur better than sumone that traveled to 🇺🇸 atleast for here na mouth we still use dey settle arguments 😆 nobi 🔫

see stupid talk. many innocent people die everyday for nothing in nigeria due to terrorism. is it not worse than been shot while fighting. you're covered in mud and laughing at someone who has some few stains. keep it up...

Procashtips:
If you like remain in the box of dispair and be praying everyone sees life the way you do

There are those destined to be poor, are you one of them?

see this grade1 mumu. you don't know the difference between executive and graduate. how much are the bank managers now earning.?? ho much is your sense worth why not go and apply for the 400k imaginary job instead of collecting 25k per month to defend stupidity.

Papilagreen:
Na why I say person like you no fit succeed in life no offense but it's just the normal truth. To it. People like you never succeed in life and all you do is blame other people for it
You see the word mental slavery, you are the perfect definition of mental slavery. Your chin shackles are not physical. You have been enslaved till your last days on earth.

With that said I see no reason to further communicate with you on any ground of so ever. Like I said to you before, NA PERSON LIKE YOU AN INNOCENT MAN WILL CALL A FRIEND GO ASK YOU ABEG HELP ME WATCH MY DRINK MAKE I GO PISS, AND YOU GO POISON THE DRINK BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON WAIN DEY SUCCEED AND YOU DAY LEFT BEHIND YOU GO KILL THAT PERSON. I am 100% certain for a fact YOU will do it.

Bro make I hint u small. I can never be poor or mentally ill like you are till the day I die.
To me I just feel you didn't go to school at all or even at that if you go school your parents just wasted their money to send you to school because if you read my post well you will get the point of my story. All I advise was for you to not come to another man's country ND think all is well because you watch it on TV. I advised to learn a skill before you leave if possible but here you are saying trash because YOU CANT READ. You are too slow for my liking. People like you travel to somewhere like meric or other places with high hopes are the type that never make it in life home or abroad prove me wrong
Person like you no even fit boast of 300k for your bank account I am very positive about it.
I am in my 30s bro and I am here to tell you boadly that I made my first.1 million at age 17.
I was already smarter that your whole family combined when it comes to IQ at that age (17).
Honestly from all you have written here I see nothing but a failure if I am to put it that way. I bet u still drag food with your younger ones at home.

My last advice to you before I pen down, is go and learn how to read and read more book that way you will broden your mind and maybe make a better life out of yourself boi.

Mr man you're just a useless talkatie. a failure who has never set foot in the US toasted your ass so badly you have to deteriorate to insults. even with the matrix on your side you still got outmuscled by me. hid your face in shame.

you ran out of lies to say. you don't want people to know you're enjoying in the states, that you're doing noting special. you're just a dummo priveldge enough to live in the US. mumu

Kobicove:
You people should not be converting foreign salary into Naira because the money will not be spent in Nigeria but in the UK.

And for your info a person who is earning the equivalent of N1.4 million monthly in the UK is still struggling seriously!

Just so you know, I will NEVER emigrate to the UK to do care job even if them like make dem dey pay $200 per hour...I no dey come there come pack oyinbo people shit!

get your facts right. no body earns 1.4 million in the UK is not up to minimum wage. that is like 700+ pounds. that is what teenagers working in macdonalds earn working part time

SmartyPants:
What an irony. A man, rich by Nigerian standards, who could afford all the basic amenities and most luxuries, left Nigeria (ostensibly because there is no security) only to go and be the security abroad.

Tell me, wasn't he much safer as a big man in Nigeria than he now is as a security guard abroad?

safer where. oga pack well. he's even safer as a cat in the Uk. :

Procashtips:
Bask in your ignorance.

This is why the majority can't be rich.

Mumu have turned motivational speaker. drop screenshots of the job poster lets see!

MT:
Stop being naive, a lot of their own CITIZENS are struggling to get jobs after university education. Some are under employed.

Stop being fed lies in faraway Nigeria.

at least their govt takes care of their unemployed citizens . tell your govt to try it lets see....
and there is nothing like underemployment. minimum wage can cater to all your needs. and you cant pay below minimum wage as it's a crime over there.

Procashtips:
Adverts are everywhere on LinkedIn. Put your eyes down and also activate the power of networking.

People still dey get jobs on the steady, it all depends on where you're looking and what you have to offer.

why not post such screenshot of such job from likendin paying 400k for new graduates. mumu

Procashtips:
It's not that bad.

Make una no dey use the extreme to define things.

Most of the people I know that graduated and currently working aren't earning anything below ₦100k.

Some are as high as ₦400k-₦900k

liar no fresh graduate job in nigeria pays that much.... highest is 70k

Kobicove:
Poverty has dealt with you so much you don't even know there are people who are living and working in Nigeria and every single month they earn a salary of N10 million (And the person is not even the MD of the company).

Carry your poverty go front, useless scallywag!!!

liar no job in nigeria pays that much. how much is president salary.? if its true show prove.

Papilagreen:
Good morning to you from the United States of America. As you can see if you go to your Google map and check the time you will see it's like 6:27am here.
I don't want to waste my time with ignorant. Illiterate like yourself.
I can see from your comment you are so depressed and down well, I no blame you I blame your ignorance.
While you dey your father house dey drag pot with your siblings we dey street dey hustle and now we mad something of your struggle and we over here with firsthand experience telling you all this and you dey talk rubbish.

You see honestly you sound like my kid
Brother before I relocated him here he was saying same shit and now he is finally here and he is not saying this shit you saying anymore.

My advice to you is stop being stupid I know say na hungry dey worry you so.
People like you I no sure say una dey fit make am to success in life because na una be the kind set of people wain your friend go say beg help me look my drink make I go piss you go out poison inside their drink or food because of envy.

shame on you to allow yourself to be used as a tool to spread propanganda and lies. an average homeless man on the street in Us is better than an average man in nigeria yet you claim everything is cheaper in nigeria. big shame on you!

you even said you can get ight in nigeria without paying.

in case you dont know we pay more for light than those in texas where minimum wage is 2.1 million. and rice is more expensive in nigeria than in the uk. (check images below)
i pray they deport you in the us. so you will come back and suffer here. mumu.

if you get money to japa, run without looking back ooo. dont let this idiot decieve you. he has 3 cars in the US and he's telling you that life is hard there...

Papilagreen:
Okay here we go...

First of all I want to apologize ahead of time just in case you see a typo please just ignore it because I know you will understand what am trying to say just in case because I am human and not AI that does things to almost perfection.

Okay so before you japa or relocate to any other country please and please do your research real good before you dive in.

I will say this because I was very guilty of it. The problem with our typical Nigerian man is that we hate to read and study more to get more info. Instead, we all go by the words of people and what we see on social media.
I am here to tell you that the that not all that glitter is gold.
Yes you will see our people the moment they relocate abroad they take pictures ND post online we the ignorant people back home when we see the environment where the pictures are taken we fell they are in the promise land.l but they are not.
I will advise you if you have relatives abroad be it the USA, Canada, UK, Germany etc. its not easy i know what am talking about.
One advice I will give to us Nigerians is stop the money conversion YES! Stop it.

Now before I go any further let me explain. Even if you make 2000 pound or 2000 Dollars every paycheck my brother you are suffering.

See to sum it up right. Let me use my self as a case study. I have traveled to different countries , From UK to France and now i live in America where i am a legal resident i don have to be fraid of deportation or what not.

Firstly before you relocate please and please first make sure you have a very good professional skills. I am not talking about your university degree I am talking about something marketable. Be it taloring, hair dressing, mechanic any job at all heck even plumbing or electrical too abeg learn

Secondly the living system abroad is a whole ball game. You are new to a whole different culture. In Nigeria, things are so very very cheap but nobody will agree with me. So let me explain a little as I can for you.
And before I say bills, somebody will come and say what is the bills you people pay abroad that we in Nigeria don't pay. And I am here to say alot of bills plenty bills even your papa no pay before.
In Nigeria you can not pay your nepa bill and still have light one way or the other
Abroad, you don't if you don't pay, you lose your privileges and what are those bills, let me tell you.

For example here we go.
I will be using myself as a case study so here is a few of the main bills I pay monthly I don't miss
1 house rent : $1345 per month
2, electricity :$120 per month
3, phone bill 3 phones me myself and my first daughter totalling $120 per month
4, car insurance I have 3 cars but I drive two because nobody drives the third $180 per month.
5, internet fee $45 per month.
Food and drinks $800 minimum I spend for 4people that doesn't include eating outside not even a fancy restaurant just normal fast food if I include that then I should be running up to $1100 per month if am correct.

This are the min expenses monthly. I haven't included health insurance and other emergency expenses.
Last month my send child fell a little sick I went to the hospital and after just minor examination by the doctor, we were given pain medicine and some flu medication the next week, my hospital bill came ND it totalled $2113 I wan shout.

Now I haven't talked about the fuel I buy to drive around and other expenses ooo.

Now have it in mind that we in America nobody will tell you this but I will now. And I want somebody to prove me wrong in America and the UK, the citizens 15 people out of 100 are the ones that go to school. When I mean school I mean the university i.e bachelor's and masters degree. They don't go to school only the wealthy go to school here those who were born into money or the one that decides that he or shill will go take out student loans to go to school. Na we wain japa come here dey go school.its not that they don't want to its because it is very expensive and they can't afford it. A typical American citizen doesn't have up to $4000 saved u as emergency funds it's very hard to come by. I am not saying they are not but it's rear. ( Ask me why and it will be a while new topic for another day)
Na only abroad somebody can be kicked out of their house at anytime and they be one homeless.
I know a lot of people American (oyinbo) who are homeless and get they still work they sleep in their cars t the parking lot at Walmart or any super shopping center at night and in the morning, the just brush clean their self with baby or body wipes face, armpits under leg and off to work. Why you ask me? Well because they can't afford to pay their rent and bills and eat at same time.

You might think this is funny but it's not it's the fact. Na who neva go no go know.
I'm summary you have to be working two or 3 jobs to be able to make ends meet to survive. Na only yanki you go dey work pay rent for house where you don't spend up to 4 hours living in that house daily.
Forget that word say u dey come here come hustle hard people dey wain hustle pass you here take it or leave it I see it everyday.

Infact the American living here are complaining. I know some people will say tax is used for good roads and electric etc. baba that's cap. I have lived here enough to know otherwise. Ask a sain American who is 85 % saintient of his or her environment, and they will tell you that the greatest scam system ever created in America, is the taxation system Americans cry because of taxes they pay always yet somebody who hasn't left the shores of Nigeria or should I say JJC or person eain no a spend up to 3 years abroad will argue with me. That's why I will always say who no go no go know.

I will tell you something today yes, there is dignity in hard work, and hard work pays off in the long run but believe me in America where I dey sometimes the case is different.

Finally, I will end this not with this if you have the opportunity to japa please japa it's worth it even if it's just the travel experience it's worth it on the long run BUT, never ever try and relocate abroad without proper plans e.g accomodation mostly accomodation make sure you well prep to where you will be staying when you come or else you will regret mostly when it's the winter time. See your relatives and friends abroad go fail you. Once you tell them say you don land 80% of them will leave you hanging at the airport because them know what's up and you win just come don't know shit so wise up make sure you set before you japa.
Also abeg no sell your property japa make sure it's not you last resort to sell you property japa because you might end up regretting it.
Those people wain dey tell you say japa say in less than 6 months to a year you go be permanent resident most especially those trave agents abeg avoid them.
Finally I will leave you with this last advice. You bring a black man in a white man's country, just know say your one simple honest mistake is equivalent to a white man's 100 mistakes you will be judged differently.
Abroad no be by hard work dem dey take survive here na wisdom ND since. In Chicago Illinois alone I know this for sure because I have been there. We have many africans who just came into the country not up to 3 years and they are already in jail serving long term because of crime and fraud in the name of I must blow. No be their fault na the movies dem dey watch for Nigeria about yanki and when they came here, they found out the other way. I have a friend I will call him ola just for this sake. Ola dey prison serving 7 years for Internet fraud aka aza man.
After his arrest he called his mom from prison telling her that he now works offshore for an oil company and they don't use phone there always so he calls her when he is allowed to use the phone for call which is limited to the inmate In there the mama dey Nigeria dey brave her pikin set work offshore the mama no know and I can't tell her because such news can never come from me to her.
So abeg my people always know that it's not always bright at the other end of the tunnel abeg wise up.
Before you relocate try improve on a good marketable skill or skills make u no go dey left behind.

another useless thread filled with lies meant to decieve and fool the gullible. imagine someone lving in the states claiming to be on your side and advicing you. you must be stupid to believe anything this guy says.

Odibembem:
You have read that someone sold their property where they were. Living in Nigeria to relocate and u are asking why are they not coming back if things are hard. To where should they come back to? Do u think d process of relocating back is an easy one? They may complain and wish they never relocated but coming back is hardly an option cos they have sold all, they have no where to come back to. Perhaps with time they will adjust to their new location and make d best out of it

yea will someone leave heaven and relocate back to hell.??

Calitoscassius:
your father is a dull head and mumu! so tell me how you wouldn't pay tax on these wages or jobs? I thought you claimed government will pay you £2500 and you won't pay tax?

You also claimed you wouldn't work long hours? 9 hours is very long for some of us. Fool! Why da fork would i work as a cleaner for 9hours? You think i don't have a life like you?

So tell me how UK government would be paying you? And without paying tax As you claimed.

I am not googling anything, is that all you have? experience is the best teacher. Which i have in abundance more than you could ever fathom

You come on here telling lies, thinking you would not be caught out.

When did i say £2000 is too hard to earn in the UK? You are a complete morron! Again, You cannot even read nor understand. Go back as i said before and read my comment again, engage your brain if you have any brain that is.

Liar! Which teacher is pocketting £6k? Man! You are a foking liar! No teacher is pocket £6k. How much is £6k a month In a year? Idiat! you are talking about £72000 a year, you bloody liar!! oh! Maybe they are pocketting £6k a year, or your father is paying them the £6k.

You are a forking liar!


Tell me, where do you live in the UK? So i can visit and buy you a drink this weekend. I was born and bred in East london! I ve being in different jobs since i turned 17.... Liar! Where did you get your forking lies from?

MUMU who the hell earns 6k per year in london. even beggers earn more. you think it's like nigeria where people earn salvery wages . teachers can earn up to 6k euros

you cant pay below minimum wage which is 2k+ you will go to jail for exploitation no body earns below their minimum. and yes their govt pays those who earn low wages. wake up. they will even help pay your rent. dull head do research you and see for yourself.

[quote author=Papilagreen post=130440440][/quote]just yapping nonsense youve heard from drunkards. Almost 90% of countries enjoy 24 hours light now . It's not an achievement in the UK. No matter how broke UK and us is, don't compare to Nigeria .

London alone is richer than half of west Africa Including Nigeria. (Check their GDP). California alone is richer than all 55 countries in Africa put together. The poor doesn't take loans.

There is almost no poverty there. They've eradicate it already. So stop these unnecessary comparisons. Compare Nigeria within Africa and don't go outside because we're still bottom of the food chain as far as the world is concerned.

Papilagreen:
Oga if u don live long years for the UK no issue like i said i wont talk much with you on this.
Na person wain wear shoe know where dey pain am.
I have friends in the UK who call me to assist them with fund sometimes and when I have I do. When u start having kids u go understand so until then more success to your efforts so you go understand.
And just fyi, I am not saying anybody should not relocate to the UK ooo. I am the first rooter for japa hell life in UK is far far way better than Nigeria. Only thing I said is 2000 from my living experience then ooo just me was a struggle. What I only advise the people about to leave is learn a good skill to up your game a good marketable skill for that will help more.
You and I know the segregation when it comes to getting a good job in the UK unless you re really Derm good so they can't pass you by and give the job to their white friend bob instead of admu from Africa.

But hey what do I know. I wish you all the best.

very foolish talk. You assist people in capable abled men in the UK with funds to do what please? How much is your salary in Nigeria and where do you work.

You can only fool people with iq less than 10 with this shit.

Calitoscassius:
Yea, okay, so tell me what kinda jobs are you yapping on about? give me some details to back your nonesense claim up. I am not googling shit, you just forking tell me! Unless you don't work, even people on benefits do not get paid £2500 or maybe you are a drug dealer in the UK even that ain't easy.

You are ignorant. You don't pay tax in the UK? Who do you think you are? The king of England? even the PM pays taxes on his wages. You don't pay VAT when you buy stuff in the UK?

People who yap rubbish like you always use the excuse like "google it" what exactly should I google? Your ass? If you know something, tell us! Don't tell me to google!

You didn't even understand my comment, read it again, engage your brain, maybe, just maybe, you will understand my comment.

lazy ass. You can't even do your own research and you're here yapping nonsense. Dull head. This mumu said £2k is too hard to earn in the UK.? youve been so brainwashed..

Okay look at this job posting for cleaner at £13.15 per hour working only 9 hours per day 5 days a week is around £2400. And taxes is not up to £300.

Teachers easily pocket £6k in the UK. Reason there are very few poor people over there compared to Nigeria.

komzy589:
Using percentage quotient, your calculation is rubbish.
You don’t leave in Nigeria, so stop this useless conversion. You saved up £300 a month that is not even up to 20% of your monthly house rent. Na poverty dey stare you in the eye bro.

you're so ignorant, the pounds has value in UK. Reason you can compare 500k to 2k pounds. That 300 pounds can feed you 2 mouths for a month. Buy lots of designer clothes. And so many things. Apart from rent that 300 pounds can pay for so many things.

Over there you can buy new phone monthly . New redmi 13 not up to 300 pounds.

Even with 500k you cant afford to do that in Nigeria. You can't even change new pho

darediamond:
You are the Mumu here low lifer Opportunists( Omo ko ri iru e ri!)

If you live responsibly (i.e buying things you need not want, 500K naira per month in Nigeria is still better than the debated amount in UK because you will Hardly pay An upfront Tax and Progressive Tax here in Nigeria unlike England where the system is designed expecially against you foreigners to maintain you as slave. You better look before you leap.

Running a Bedroom instant Profit Crypto-Fiat Forex Trading here in Nigeria is even far better than your UK where you are Tax even over your Solar Plates in some places over there. God forbid NONSENSE!!

shut up you slowpoke you also pay tax in Nigeria that corrupt politicans loot.
Nobody on minimum wage pays taxes on minimum wage. 2k is minimum wage. 500k is bank manager salary. Before you touch 500k once in Nigeria, someone in UK will touch £2k 100 times. slowpoke

And which crypto Forex trading are you talking of the one govt banned? Do you know you can be labelled a yahoo boy for doing Forex in Nigeria. You can't even have light and unlimited data to run your business.

go to twitter and see confirm Forex traders in the UK making £100k per month trading. Try that in Nigeria and get visit from efcc. slowpoke!