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I dont get it. If it is not about winning power at the centre, then what is it about?

trent9002: The gateman must be Adamu or Musa

who dey do gateman pass for real life?

Tamilicious: a woman wil jst giv birth(in d labour room) bt d child wil b so clean,no stain of blood,abi d mama no get blood?

No. They must show you how dey take clean the baby body.

free13: Don't waste your time.
He is a useless bokoharam member.

No wonder.

Wadeoye: Idi.ot, we are not in this just to win power. The essence is to ensure we have sane people at the helm of affair who have what it takes and the integrity to move the country forward. Definitely the government to be formed will not work or operate like the killers party - PDP. Things will be done differently with serious war against corruption. Just wait and see as we rescue you and your already misrable life.

Your parents are the eeeediots. Just an innocent question, and all your stu.pid mind can conjure in answer is to call someone an iiidiot. I wonder which homes people like you come from. Seriously now. Miserable life? No no no, its you and your entire lineage that is miserable. Foolish iidiot. Twert. Seriously, you lack home training/. and you lack manners of discussing like a normal person. Cow.

Fleming5: A girl gots pregnant, deliver the same day and looks like she never takein

Lollzzzz - how do people who give birth looks like? they carry three heads to show say dem just deliver?

tony_issey: Only in Nigerian movie wud u see dis

LOL. You never see Indian and most especially Chinese movie translations.

Arosa: I will give that a pass. However, what about the fact that he was dressed like a woman? Can you explain?

what movie is that let me check

If you think Hollywood movies are perfect: go through this:@

http://www.moviemistakes.com/best_pictures.php

Arosa: There was this film I watched the other day. The wife called the husband at work and told him to come home urgently, because his brother had been kidnapped. The husband came home in a taxi, even though he had left for work in his own car. Moreover, he was dressed like a drag queen, including makeup. This was never explained, nor ever mentioned again in the film.

So? He left home in his car and came home in a taxi. How many times have I myself done that? Whats wrong there?

one un armed person fights and kills over 10 armed men. Shuo.

I dont think the train thing for now is for people who can afford alternative means of travel, like coaches, airplanes or their personal cars. This train service is probably a welcome development to most people who travel to the north on trailers, on trucks, on petrol tankers etc just because they cant afford the normal fares for better travel up North. to those people, what will they be complaining about 30hrs, when in actual fact they probably spend more time than that on trailers and all their unconventional means of travel hitherto.

mysticgal: after the film con finish u go see TO GOD BE THE GLORY

of course God takes glory in everything, you dey vex?

I dont get it. If it is not about winning power at the centre, then what is it about?

chinosxl: Is like u don't understand the meaning of this thread.

no I dont. Maybe they ask us to tell who we like to smack his face on NairaLand? Let me read it again.

fellis: Oh?

He asked the policemen for identification, as in Policeman, identify yourself before I can listen to you. Read it al over again.

Duke007: Yeah,it is only in nollywood movies that u will see an applicant, looking for a job,yet lives in a tastefully furnished apartment.lol

No. As him no get job, na inside toilet him for they live.

Na only Naija person go go abroad, see snow for the first time, begin take pictures inside snow make him take send home make dem know say him don see snow.

chinosxl: His jobless

Lwkmd. Between me and you, who is jobless?

chinosxl: The reason for CPR is to get the heart beating again especially on a very young person.

LOL. After you have said the doctor has confirmed he is dead? Loolzzzz

BasseyJ: Head toto please take it easy, dont get worked up over such a fun thread like this

Worked up? No. Just exposing some people's meaningless comments.

Hassy4zuby: Dats niaja for u and Is only in naija movies u will hear d voice of a director in a movies

In a movies. LOL. Gbagaunnnnnn

chinosxl: Honestly, when ur away from Naija watching Nollywood movies will make u feel at home(Naija) Yes, they put out a lot of crap but i still enjoy watching Nollywood movies.

Only in Nollywood will someone die on a hospital bed, doctor confirms by listening to heart tones and then covers dead body with white sheet without some form of cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

LOL. You self worst pass the person wey u dey try criticise. Doctors confirm the patient is dead, but you still want them to perform cardiopulunonsense. Very dull

dapizy02: Is only in naija film evil doer dies after confessing his/her ever deeds.......

No. He or she should live forever.

nell07: A woman is 3 weeks pregnant...but her belly is already as huge as an 8 months pregnancy............for triplets. Smh

Lie. Made up story.

Bolushalom: Not all pregnant women vomit in "real life". But u can know a woman is pregnant in a nollywood movie when she vomits, abi how else does the madam know that the househelp is pregnant for oga..lol...and u are taking it personal means u are responding like nollywood itself.

Thank you. Not all, but some do. So, is that a wrong thing to portray? No.

manny4life: Next time, before you ignorantly expose yourself use the same Google that you ask others to use. That Amtrak is offering the service, does it mean it's being largely patronized like in the Nigerian case? Why would someone spend 30+ hrs, and pay $141, and this doesn't include the sleeping bunk, whereas they can take a cheap flight and in 3hrs, they're at same location for almost the same price? Think with your head and not you azz.

Excuse me. How is 1900 Naira equals to $141?

991: 7) Chief is inside the car, armed robbers attack and shot at chief, the bullet won't open a hole nor break the door-glass but will kill chief inside the car. 4th dimensional-bullet.

No, even if the window glass was wound down, the bullet must open a hole. dull.

eyonanathy: Every woman dat gets pregnant must vomit.

No, pregnant women dont vomit in real life. lwkmd

BasseyJ: This particular one is the funniest ever...A gal died and her ghost appeared to another gal to go and warn her husband about the person that killed her, they needed to enter a bike to get there, and the Ghost entered the bike with the gal, the bike man is like, shift forward na(since he couldnt see the ghost) and that was when it hit me. A ghost entering a bike, WTF?? Bt up Nollywood sha

I can bet you made this up. Mr. Bassey.

una no go tire. i bow for una.

Arosa: Toto head, calm down...don't take it personal. It's just for laughs.

I have no idea what that means. "dont take it personal"?