₦airaland Forum

victord1st: nollywood adverts are always longer than the actual movie..i used to b like .....OMG will they ever learn?

Lies. All liers go to hell fire.

JNdupu: Aki and Paw-paw's illiterate father toasting the Village Schoolmistress and she accepts to marry him in less than 5 minutes.

No. He should first take her to disney before she will accept.

gerald09: A very rich man with 10 powerful cars and a house as big as d empire state building will full sick and will be in a hospital with only a single bed and a table with milo and peak milk.

No, they should pack all the food in this world on his table because na restaurant he dey, or na hunger cause him sickness. Dull.

Una don become boring now. Ghana versus Congo, a better deal.

Timijo: It is only in naija movie you will see an ejected tenant putting all his/her load in a ghana must go.

No, he should bring a lorry to ferry his belongings.

naptu2: The railway police has been arresting them and charging them with attempted suicide, but Nigerians won't hear. This is why the Lagos State Government is building elevated train lines and erecting massive barriers beside its train lines.

Laugh wan kill me die. You go school at all? So na because make people no ride on top trains, na im make dem raise the lines?

space01: Nairaland is more instresting than nOllywood.

Of course it is. its like comparing sleep with death. no be so?

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I can see you're a die-hard fan of Nollycrap[/color]

Because?

When is Ghana playing Congo so I can do something better? Anyone knows? Lolzzz

ItsModella: LMAO!! see as head to to is trying to back up Nigerian movies...

I am not backing up anything, just trying to see the genuineness of the comments people make.

Symphony007: In nigerian movies If someone is travelling abroad or returning to nigeria they just show a plane flying.

No no, they must show a boat because people who arrive all arrive or depart on boats.

space01: Its only in 9ja movies U̶̲̥̅̊ see a man fully dressed with shoe sitted at home.

Really? He should probably be n.aked.

fellis: ^^^Are you the guy in question?

Your friend should have showed them his licence and other required papers because that was likely to be what they were asking for.
Just show them the papers and if they ask you whether "anything for the boys?", you can give them 20 naira or refuse to give them.
It depends on you and your values.

You dont seem to understand what the OP said.

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Its only in Nigerian movie you'll see an old office without ventilation, wooden tables are used, but you'll see a chief saying something like this:[/color]
'I'm going to send the N2bn to you, I just need to clarify the cheque'

No, he should use tables made from gold. Mtcheewwww.

Etumgbe: The moment a girl vomits dat one na pregnancy

No its not, she probably ate a cockroach.

Ramcie: In Nollywood, to confirm if someone is dead just raise up the hand of the victim twice and if it drops livelessly, then the person is dead. shikenan.

No, the person is not dead, he should wake up once they do that. LOL

purplebrown: Rich people have someone who opens the gate for them.

You obviously are not Nigerian.

Noob Saibot: Big men in Yoruba movies are always Chiefs or Otunba

Before nko? Thats reality.

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zikclassiq: hw much u wan pay b4, na N900? Its Lagos to Kano o! Boundary to desert!

He said its not too much.

Abujafood: Even when making love it must always be under a blanket, when are we ever going to know what making love really looks like in Nigeria?

When are you going to know? When you start acting such scenes.

Only in Hollywood movies will they show a sex scene while the camera is focused on only their face. Na face I wan see? What about that?

Una pele with una make up stories. Name the movies if you want us to take you serious.

You can do without them yet you know all these about them. Maybe such happens in each movie. LOL

Excuse me. Were you expected to be older than him?

Is there any ceremony when you meet an in law? What do you expect apart from the usual niceties and maybe some few questions.

LOL. You asked a police man for identification. Was he in mufti?

thelastPope: Is that what you guys agreed in your coven? What a negative mind set! why can't you be happy for us once in your life? Even if you have to criticize, then do so constructively like those questioning the price not talking crap about boko aram.

Dont mind them.

Lakayana: If you don't have anything to say don't bother they are trying to make life more bearable for the mases you complain they make it hard the same you would crucify uncle Jonathan haha!!!!!!!!!.

why will anyone say 1900 Naira Lagos to Kano is too much? Na wa for people o.

40Lightyears: I have always asked myself, why it bugs ya'll whenever someone quotes the entire topic? What is it to u anyway? Cos u're invading my space right now.

Because you are 40 light years behind.

so?

anulaxad: I mean just look at the insult,look at 19th,20th century locomotives(for me I will not even describe them as trains)that bast ard, Jonathan commissions.

IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL ON THE RISE.


EVEN THE ROADS IN AKWA IBOM I HAVE SEEN ARE NOT EVEN QUALITY.WHY CANT THEY REMOVE EXCESS SAND.WHY CANT THEY HAVE SPECIAL DESIGNED PAVEMENTS LIKE THE ONES THEY HAVE IN LONDON(THE UK IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU WILL FIND LIMESTONE ENGRAVED IN THE PAVEMENTS.)STREET LINES SHOPS E.G.

YOU NEED TO BE CREATIVE AND VISIONARY NOT JUST VISIONARY. DO YOU KNOW(FACT) THERE'S IS NOT EVEN ONE GOOD WORLD STAR QUALITY ROAD IN THAT COUNTRY.

Britico proper. Do they shi.t in London?

redsun:
# Soldier go soldier come soldier go.Most of the seasoned statesthieves in nigeria are all military men in agbada.A prominent thief like david mark is a khaki man just like obj.

Stale news.

u are nothing but an im be cile.