The american govt, cia, bilderberg group, trilateral commission, illuminati and not usama as we were meant to believe

A bride and her husband were on honeymoon. The bride said,"Honey,you know i'm a virgin and knows nothing abt sex,please explain it to me first" the husband said "Okay,i'l make a simple explanation,your private place is a 'prison' and my private thing is the 'prisoner' so we are going to put the prisoner in the prison. So they had their first encounter. Moments later as the guy was lying on the bed the bride looks at him seductively and says"I think the prisoner has escaped" So they share another experience, Later on the bride enjoying this new experience says to her husband "Honey it seems the prisoner has escaped lets put him back" The guy is now tired but gives in to please his wife. Later on in the afternoon the guy picks a cigarette smokes it at the edge of the bed his bride comes and says "Honey the prisoner has escaped again"The man YELLS out, "OKAY this is enough,i did not say it was life sentence, ☺ ☺ ☺

@studioCFR,wats ur p now,post ur own n stop mekin fuse abt odas.its nt å MUST U̶̲̥̅̊ v to laugh.mtchew

A french man came 2 9ja nd met a prostitute. She was a gud Bleep so he made a deal with her 2 b with him tru out his stay nd pay her on d last day. He paid her in dollars nd she saw him off 2 d airport. He came 2 say bye nd with a wickd smile whispered 'La Dollar la fake'! She smiled bk nd whispered La Womanliness la aids.!

Fanx seyibrown

Am told dat all protestant churches do wear white.so my question is do protestant churches all wear white garment or are dey some dat dnt wear?

Fanx guys,I fink I ll v to let go of him though its gonna b hard,I ll sure do it.gudnite fwends

His attitude being very non -chalant n I cnt ignore dem cos of wat I feel for him,he kip fins to himself nt bein very open

Sowee,wrong postin

My boyfriends meks ♏e so so sad,does it mean we are not meant to be?

I love my ex so much dt I feel no other person is better than him bt his nt seein it dt way.What shld I do?

pls are all protestant churches white garment

are all protestants churches white garment?

Power hungry fool, dats all I can say