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Family / Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by Heavencrier(m): 12:45am On Jan 12, 2019
Vallotti:
As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.
They tend to act 10 or 20 YEARS IN THE DEFICIENCY column emotionally and spirtually-speaking. To put it directly. . . THEY ACT LIKE IJJJIOTS! kiss

As I get older. . . THE GAP WIDENS. . . .
Sooooooooooooooooo I would have to say NO!
It would not work for me. I NEED A 10 YEAR GAP!!!! So, I CAN HAVE SOME TIME AND PATIENCE WITH HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZE THAT REFUSES TO GROW UP!!!kiss

I need a man. . . not a boy! kiss

SHE WILL OUTGROW YOU IN ABOUT 5 YEARS. . . .AND LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER IF SHE AGES LIKE MOST NIGERIAN OR NAIRALAND WOMEN!!!! grin

Age does not usually correlate with maturity. . . BUT IN MY DEALINGS WITH NIGERIAN MAN. . . .

THE BIGGER THE SHOE SIZE. . . THE SMALLER THE BRAIN! kiss

OP. . . goodluck! kiss


Just dey deceive yourself, look for 10 year gap well
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Belgium: World Cup (1 - 2) On 6th July 2018 by Heavencrier(m): 5:01pm On Jul 07, 2018
fecta:
BRAZIL WILL SURELY SLAUGHTER BELGIUM grin
How far the slaughter na ??�� grin cheesy
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Belgium: World Cup (1 - 2) On 6th July 2018 by Heavencrier(m): 4:56pm On Jul 07, 2018
capitalzero:
2 nil in favour of Brazil. Gabriel Jesus and Neymar to score or involve in a goal.
How far the two goals from Brazil..... cheesy grin
Sports / Re: #WorldCup: Alisson Becker, Brazil’s Goalkeeper Goes Viral (Photos) by Heavencrier(m): 2:18am On Jul 04, 2018
adioolayi:
grin


BREAKING NEWS!!
A new muscle has been discovered in the Human Body,it is called the palpebral anal muscle.It connects the upper Eye lids to the Anus,that's why when you blink your eyes,the anus opens..........

I bet, some people are seriously blinking to feel if the Anus would open.
grin grin


#Copied
Get sense....it's cheap
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by Heavencrier(m): 3:49pm On Jun 06, 2018
Zanas:
Ahmed Musa IN
Moses. OUT

Iheanacho IN
Mikel OUT
Yet we still loose the match....lol

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by Heavencrier(m): 3:47pm On Jun 06, 2018
My fellow Nigerians ....Ogini??
Family / Re: House Help Abuse: Why Some Nigerian Wives Won't Make Heaven by Heavencrier(m): 6:40pm On May 26, 2018
The post long sha, I no fit read am, anyway , grin ;DGod take control of the event, and reward good and bad. smiley :-)
Family / Re: House Help Abuse: Why Some Nigerian Wives Won't Make Heaven by Heavencrier(m): 6:39pm On May 26, 2018
The post long sha, I no fit read am, anyway , grin ;DGod take control of the event, and reward good and bad. smiley:-)
Phones / Re: Nokia X6 Is The First Nokia Smartphone To Feature A 19:9 Display by Heavencrier(m): 12:09am On May 17, 2018
We shall not taketh it, Nokia is dead and af die. We shall not took it... Period. sad sad sad
Romance / Re: Lady Shocked As Man Masturbates While Staring At Her In A Bus In England by Heavencrier(m): 12:16am On May 13, 2018
And she dey there dey video like mumu sad sad
Celebrities / Re: I Won’t Allow My Daughter End Up As A ‘baby Mama Like Me – Waje by Heavencrier(m): 10:01am On May 12, 2018
400billionman:
Wetin concern us nah.

When una see serious man to marry, una go just chop hin money run.

Another useless man go come, una go open leg Bleep, get pregnant, himslf go run.

Nah 1 : 1... Karma.
U finish me for this one.... ���
Celebrities / Re: Abimbola Ayeni: I Can Allow My Boobs To Be Touched In A Movie, No Big Deal by Heavencrier(m): 9:57am On May 12, 2018
Hargbo:
Chain come see views...people no just wan hear breast...dey go just gather like flies...Konji na bastard..
Na wah oh...

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Celebrities / Re: Abimbola Ayeni: I Can Allow My Boobs To Be Touched In A Movie, No Big Deal by Heavencrier(m): 9:55am On May 12, 2018
E no worth am.... grin

Romance / Re: You Must Have Close To 20 Million In Your Account Before You Date Me. by Heavencrier(m): 9:50am On May 12, 2018
Sister, no dey deceive urself grin Wetin u carry...i laff grin grin Stop chasing shadows... Lol
QueenDeborah:
That's what's up, those of u sending me emails here and there, am just laughing at you guys, any fine girl u see u want to go after, and besides if u want to date me u must have not less than 20 million in your account, and u have to spend like 5 million on me first before we have sex, cos i have everything a man wants from a young girl. And my feeding every day wud be 5k for breakfast, 5k for lunch, and 5k for dinner. If u know u are up for d task, u can send me an email.
Romance / Re: You Must Have Close To 20 Million In Your Account Before You Date Me. by Heavencrier(m): 9:45am On May 12, 2018
Nice one bro, she no carry nothing.... Chai
RadicallyBlunt:
Dem dey name meat weh person fit take drink garri, worm sef dey show swag.

I look ur picture finish, nothing worth 5k for there. Una weh sex doll get value pass, una plenty.

You be like person weh just recover from syphilis.
Romance / Re: How Much Do You Need To Have In Your Account Before Planning To Settle Down? by Heavencrier(m): 9:42am On May 12, 2018
My brother, money is not everything oh.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (3 - 1) On 25th February 2017 by Heavencrier(m): 5:58pm On Feb 25, 2017
UP Chelsea Biko!!!!!!!!!!!

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