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I donbilivit, even a day old baby would know u dey lie

Distingue: Good morning intending officers. This is my first comment on this thread and please take it serious. The DSSC Course 22 will be merged with 23. 2 final candidates will be enlisted for both course making 4 from each state. This is an information from a strong reliable source.

that's to say next year recruitment will be merged with this recruitment.

Meelaw: 2% people think,3%people think they think,95% would rather die than think.
Sorry but dosen't that sounds like nairalander,they would insults your post without not thinking about what prompted ya article.
If I say for instance for we to die,we have to live,some would be like,WTF is he saying,now think,is it possibele for us to die without living?,only 2% would have beem able to unriddle the riddle,3%would think they know it and would fail spectaculary,95%would just comment 'YOU ARE A FOOL AND OTHER NEGATIVE COMMENTS'honestly were do u fall in...
Don't forget@ami_d_law on twitter n I ff back instantly.

wake me up when u r done with ur logic or magic

babyface333: This OP is the most useless human being i have seen. Which political view are you talking about?

For your information, i am igbo myself and even have my political view leaning towards GEJ's transformational stead and fresh air as a genuine citizen of this country. What do i get for my political leaning and postulations, Ban upon Ban by the same afam your accusing.

Infact, i have followed this same afam to differnt threads cursing him for all the bans he has knocked me with.

With my political view leaning toward afam's own, yet he bans me at will and you this OP opens a thread to seek sympathy claiming your igbo and have different stance from afam being reasons for your bans.

Infact, i can never use my old monicker again as i have de-activated it because of the inccesant bans i get from this same afam i see as my igbo brother.

OP, abeg go siddon for gutter and stop blackmailing someone to garner sympathy with your useless progressives who now see obasanjo a well-known demon in all ramifications as a progressive.

warris dis 1 saying

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Please,football aficionado in the house should kindly help me answer the aforementioned. Since I was born and like other most nairalanders do not know as to why india don't join other countries to play football.[/quote]to answer u. why nigeria dont join other countries to play cricket?

Kelvindwaplord: he's a guy . And are u serious??

absolutely. he should act fast b4 d pimples disfigure d facial skin

is he a guy or she is a lady? if guy tell him 2 start having sex because keeping in his sac his manly water 4 a long period can cause such pimples.

Because it is unwanted pregnancy. It may negatively affect men's plan especially the ones that are struggling to stand on their feet. @OP don't worry he would come back for the child. Just take a good care of the child. Shey u gbo

All I see is d white girl ukwu being intimidated by d black girl Ukwu. #nkan nbe.

fear not,your professional qualification will help you get d job. it is very key, ensure dat u complete it .

i always find woman that is intelligent, playful and great sense of humour attractive and fall in love if she has those qualities. those qualities make her beautiful in my heart.

i am always find woman that is intelligent, playful and great sense of humour attractive and fall in love if she has those qualities. those qualities make her beautiful in my heart.

What's this one saying

See bobby

A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"

"Guilty", said the man in the dock.

At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to sit down and to refrain from making any noise.

The Judge continued "..... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"?

"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!!

At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?"

He replied "He is my next door neighbor".
The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments".

The man replied "NO, your Honor, you don't understand.
Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!!!

That's not her bossoms. The pics is fake

Op u look like MC oluomo Oshodi. Especially with ur lip, very thick.

I need a house precisely a room self contain in Isua Akoko, Ondo. Please any1 that can help should drop his/her mail or phone

Tolutheo: Please what is the difference between NNBTS recruitment and Navy DSSC recruitment?

nnbts is for ssce holder while dssc is for graduate.

na 3rd degree burnt she had in her feet and hands

odikwa serious

Nairaland and Junk post! @Op must u do what others are doing? Oti e le. #smellos

OGA! thats HIV sign o. go 4 check up 2 confirm

flamesjay: Atleast, they are now aware of our aggressions. There's every need to force information from them since they chose to remain silent. And some here (the half-baked) graduates who can't distinguish thier right from left are saying, 'it is a military job'. My query to them expressed total disappointment in the recruitment exercise this year.

and see d full baked graduate that cant correctly spell their. pot calling kettle black.

seven years training

Philipsdael: The fact that we will witness these days in a month,
will it cos PHCN to stable the light?
Moreso,
will it change the market-price of Garri ....?

or will it make NN release the list

I have been on this issue for days and I have this thought of throwing my phone away. Any time I check time on my phone what I get as result is double digit number e.g 4:04, 8:08, 3:03 and so on. I am becoming apprehensive about these numbers and I tried google it and it shows I am not the only 1 having such problem. Some of sites I visited wrote that it is numbers that relate to angels and it notes that angels are with such person.
Example:
Q.
I see the same numerology day by day again and again. Like on my cell phone I see the number like 01:01, 11:11, 02:02, and so on almost in every hr of day. It is beginning almost 2 month from the date. Actually I am in lot of tension these day about my career. I have passed my graduation and I have no job. Also I'm little confused for my career for what to next. Is these numbers is playing a certain role in my life. Good or bad
A.
Not bad and not good. Numbers are just
numbers. They have no power on their own.
Looks like the numbers you're seeing are either composed of the digit 1 or the digit 2.
The number 1 is about starting something. The number 2 is about teamwork.
The number 1 is also your heart's desire
number. The article describes it.
The number 2 is also your personality number. The personality number is how you present yourself to others in casual and professional circumstances – other than family and close friends.
My sense is that the numbers you're seeing
reflect the need you feel inside, to get a job and make a career. The career suggestion tool may be of help in making a career decision.

11:11 (or 1:11, 1:01)- A True Phenomena at this
time. It's a reminder that we are all ONE. The
angels want you to be present in THIS moment.
The angels are always with you, but you can only be aware of them in the now. Keep your thoughts and vibrations high. 11:11 could also signify a portal has opened - or that you have moved through some kind of an energetic gateway. It could be significant to Time Shifts or increased solar flare energy directed towards earth. Pay attention to how you feel, what your thinking, and if you notice anything strange or different about this moment (or the day).
12:12 - Something is on the verge of change, or
has already changed for the better. Healing is
on the way! Angels are with you through all of
you life changes. It also signifies the end of an
energetic download (such as via solar flare
energies). 12:12 could also mean you have shifted time lines or have recently gone through some type of portal or gateway.
3:33 (or 3:03)- Angels and Ascended Masters
(like Jesus, Yogananda, Buddha and many
others) surround you now. This is a very
important reminder too that you are a master in training. Like a Jedi Knight who uses the force for the greater good of all, you can tune-into "the force" and allow it to work miracles in your life and in the lives of others. We all have the abilities to "move mountains", "walk on water" and manifest objects out of thin air. Even if you don't yet believe this is possible, at the very least
the Universe is reminding you that you have
infinite power within you to create and live a life of peace, joy and happiness!

So I am wondering if these things are real. I pray it is a sign of good things and fortunate happenings coming my way. If you have anything to add may be by virtue of experience or readings please enlighten me because I am confused right now

[quote author=][color=#000030]You sound as if you and the girl are actors rehearsing a movie script! So teeeey, you know wetin the girl go talk next.

Keep it real abeg. [/color][/quote]hey sexkillz bro, I don miss u tire. Welcome back 2 Nairaland

AK Money: It means, me self go fuucck

wil u sleep

Nigerians and defamation. The guy is making his money here in Naija, fck
UK.