₦airaland Forum

Valentinooo:
ok madam I no kuku get choice. What about the August own

it was invested in livestock farming....lol

TiffanyJ:
just got mine. Same amount with yours

all adamawa peeps i knw gt dz same amount too....how av u been dear?? hope ur PPA is treatin u good?? Still waiting for Mitch and Joel oo....hope to hear frm u soon...

Valentinooo:
I think the #105 was removed by your bank. Yobe has not paid us o. They want our money to yield more interest for them before dispatching it.

kip calm....they ll soon pay u too....

Samguine:
You own na just #105...mine was #2,150. Anyways, we should be thankful a token has been paid. But how would you guys go about collecting ur August allowance? Cos I sure say the money go dey someplace.....

#2150 ke?? wah apnd? dt cnt be bank charges...Dey ought to pay it too xcept they r plannin to extend our service year by a month which i wnt tak lightly with them...

Mine just entered....#19695...

Allowee has entered ooo buh how come its #19,695?? Adamawa director had better come and account for d remaining #105...lolzzz...fellow stream 2, av u received urs too?? btw, like play like play, dz pple wnt pay August allowee abi?? God is watching them in 3D sha....

some adamawites have received alerts so lets keep calm and expect ours too....

Smeeky:
mehn bro,I no understand the post oo...for my little village for Oniparaga,them say I go dey represent all corpers(more like course rep ) Just because I dey always come talk...I dey hear of CLO,but I no know their duties abi dem no know post of a CLO ..cos e no look like watin go get benefit and me na better traveller...as I dey type now,I just enter lag dis night...I go travel back on sunday.

i fink diaz some hidden benefits attached to it....buh u must be hardworking, jovial, tolerant, patient and punctual......

DrPhilABd:
Invest in a business & get thrice dt amount in 2 months... Send me d money u intend to invest & also send me ur acct no. + acct. name.

chei!! SCAM ALERT!!! DrPhilAbd, ma pple do say "u dnt knw d worth of someone and still dupe d person" see life oooo.... *pick race*dz one na real scam...original!!

Ojestas:
yes, very well...i am...i look much like peter okoye

laffin in swahili...
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Ojestas:
be it anywhere, but a third part does not have to be involved.

Samguine isnt a third party,is he?? nyweiz anyhow u want it....

Ojestas:
but some stream II corps have seen theirs already . . Btw, Don't forget the meeting.

none of d stream2 has bn paid ooo... as for d meeting, lets have at my place.....

Ojestas:
**comes in majestically** *keeps my left hand at my back*. . . Suspense. . Watchout for season II. :d

not by word or action dear.....theres is a clause attached "if u gudlukin n nicely built""..are you?

Samguine:
The sum is huge though. It would be as if you guys won the lottery.
HeShe who laughs last......... And instead of buying all these 'imbuyable' businesses, why not set up yours? I would be your number one support

True buh ion knw wah to do actually.... any suggestions pls before i carry evryfn go boutique....

Smeeky:
I'm so sorry dear...I've been really busy and light here is an expensive commodity(YES!Commodity). But finally,we succeeded in making my employer get us a generator that powers electricity to our lodge(No be TiGER oo ).
We've not received any alert here in Ore(Ondo state),though I heard some corps members in other LGA has gotten theirs. I just hope it comes soon because I'm dead broke.
I was appointed the post of a CLO(I don't even know what that means )...Oga yokiti,abeg come gimme small lecture on this post

congrats on ur new post oooo...Corps liason officer (CLO)--to d best of mai knowledge, u r now d representative..after d LGI..U r entitled to some allowances too ...enjoy it to d fullest dear buh no holiday for yhu oooo

Ojestas:
*knock knock** Can i come in?

Come in if u r goodlukin n nicely built....

Samguine:

I thought we already settled this?


Any show on ur allowance yet?

not yet oo....hrd it ll b paid after 3months...#59600! sounds cool smhw...dtz why ojestas n i are finkin of buyin facebook or nairaland...or mak we kukuma buy NYSC itself.....

Hissexcellencie:
I thought he WAS †ђξ man

he still is doe its an open relationship so ojestas is free to come in.....

Ojestas:
ehn now,, u know we need to plan properly. If u think 2days would do sha. No problem.

is it wah am finkin?? dnt let samguine get hold of u ooo....

TrollMan:
Study his body language and don't be blind to oblivion. You'd feel it in his every move.

OR on the second thought, when a guy really loves you, he'd never chew a bubble gum in your presence. Same thing vice versa.

@bolded is very wrong....i luv my guy buh i do chew bubble gum in hos presence...infact over times he bought it for me...

Ojestas:
*Yimmu* If u bring sallah meat, u go just reverse like that and gooo ni...Eè tiè ní bá wa seré rárá ni?? U can come on Friday so that u ll be going on SSunday. U know we talked about buying Facebook,,We would have enough time to talk business. . U grab?. As for your bouncer, i ll get him where to lodge.

ere kin laja nbekun se?? buh as for d faebook biz, does it require sleeping over?? for three days?? its nt like we r buying Nigeria now....

Ojestas:
which kind package be this one. Oh, u ll drive her here and then leave shey ?

no we ll come and leave together.....or u gt anoda business for me aside bringing u sallah meat??Am a one man woman ooo and samguine is dat man....

Samguine:
Don't worry. We are going together.

fnks sweedie.....i knw u ll neva lyv me...hope u r settlin fast wv ur new home nanyt dear

Ojestas:
My phone's Bluetooth is faulty. Bring it yourself. .don't send Bluetooth.

send ur addy....op u dnt live alone sha?? Pple cnt be trusted u knw

Samguine:
Don't worry sef. I sure say the meat go don spoil. Hope Kwara dey make sense sha?

no it hasnt....its still as gud as freshly fried....trust me it use up to a month before it gts spoil

Ojestas:
*clears throat*. . Got my Allowee alert on Friday,, Since then, i v been on 50-50 shoulder pads. . **Too much money**. . I v been thinkin about what to do with it,, when u get your own,,lets merge and use it to buy Facebook. .Or what dyu think?. . BTW make we no use word cover am for ground. . . Wey my ram?

I ll send it to u thru bluetooth....or sud i send it here?? Samguine, au du u wish to gt urs??

All stream 1 fellas don collect allowee, chop clean mouth abi now dey r no where to be found on NL!!Chei na so life be?? cutiepie01, DrPhilAbd, ma dearest samguine, meeky, smeeky, ojestas, osemu8, traecey and others..........there's God ooooo....buh neva mind, by d tym d stream 2 collect dia 3months allowee at once, u guys go fear ooooo.....finkin of wah to do wv d money....sud i kukuma buy NL?? i nid suggestions plsss... lols.....Gudnyt housemates...

Samguine:
Heemah..Barka de Sallah. Have fun.

Thanks dear.....Will send ur own share of d ram.....

Valentinooo post=/post/26829145:
lmao... I heard it also that our original st of deployment will be the ones to pay the first 3 months. What of August own, are they still gonna pay that? The DG said sept ending but now we're in Oct. did u hear anything

DG?? Oh u mean Mr Olawunmi? du u still bylv dat man?

Valentinooo: abi o. anytime they are ready they should call. How about the monthly clearance

i did that lastweek buh i hrd our original deployed state will pay the first three months allowee...Kipin ma fingers crossed sha cuz those coordinators seem to be high on stream 2 water...

Valentinooo: Goodevening house, how are you all doing? Went for my clearance today... After so many ups n downs, come tomorrow, i'm having break, postponement, etc. I was able to finish mine. Now my allowee can enter without any form of distruption
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@Cutiepie01, I hail you madam, hope you're enjoying your ppa? Hoping to meet you one day o @aunty traecey has teaching started or still flexing break?, @cleoqueen, when is our biology class starting abi you neva come from break ni?

@BrophilaBd , hissexcellencie, macuwon, sowl, ojestas I hail you guys too.

Hajia heemah which subject are you taking us and when are you going back to fggc?

@rationalmind, thanks for your mention at the other thread bro. It's like I'm leaving Edo state for macuwon alone o abi how you see am ?

Make una go do una clearance o.

I'd be taking Geography....Dunno when I'll resume cuz all unity schools are currently on strike...I guess am on leave till further notice...Not ma headache!

cutiepie01: hows preps 4 sallah?where r u celebrating it?

Preparation 95% complete and Im celebrating it in Kwara State...how av u been?