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Present Ma'am Cutie

Hissexcellencie: ...2months outta 12gone. Can't wait to be thru with this shii....in other news. Happy New Month fam' I trust y'all are good..
Samguine (how's oniparaga naw? That name always cracks me up. )
Lorddaywalker & sokarsenal(HuD? ..una see yesterday UCL matches?)
tracey(love your smile), cutiepie01(e don tey since we take attendance o!)
eniMONEY(too much money) hEemah(too much connections) Darkchocolate(I never see chocolate wey no dark ), meeky*clears throat* smeeky*shines teeth* skateboard and Jimwalex(caught view †ђξ thread at d time)
Cleoqueen(le boo... I m Y, ur smile ...and ur bosoms you're like fried rice on Xmas day )
DrPhilAbd & Valentionoo(strong men), viviangills(funniest female corps member ever liveth)
Macuwon (take am easy o!) Rationalmind (ghost corper himself *troways salute* )
FutureDangote; Happy Birthday bruh.
LA/14B/...corps members; my hands are up!

Top of dah morning greetings to u as well..wish u allowee paid month...lolz..

Jealouzzy: the damn registration cost more than the real camping
like play my laughing account zoomed off now frowning with no single smile and somebody is calling me to resume work

Same wv me....And wen I finally gt bk home finkin am thru wv their registration wahala, the NDLEA group leader text me threatening that if i dnt attend d meeting slated for d next day, I'd lose mai membership!! U cn just imagine! Membership ko, citizenship ni....Abi mo ti attend nii

DrPhilABd: lol... Dose mk dey do am unda rain na pple pikin na. BTW, dts d NYSC anthem & not the NYSC pledge

yeah I know...

Samguine:

*activates 500 Gb data bundle. Operation 24/7 online*

u dnt av to stay online. .come on, dnt u trust mi?

Samguine: I love you too Mon Cherié. I know I am not perfect, that's why I was and am still enraptured by the perfection that oozes from you. Just like honey from the honeycomb.

Have a very wonderful day ahead

sugarcoated mouth.... av a blissful day too

Valentinooo: come and keep your heart where it will be safe now you refuse. Ok o
*just watching*

Letz talk wen samguine is offline. ..

Valentinooo: you see. That's because you refused to e-date fidelity guyz like me that always keep their own word

I still say NO!! Cuz I still luv mai samguine.. evn doe he is *********** lips sealed on dat!

Ojestas: Let him know, his head no dey dere again. Somebody serious don dey there now. Btw,.I have been doing fine, posted to a LG, and making sense so far. U beta don't mind me, if i were to observe those protocols too, i would have written about 10 of it,,my PPA is about 45mins to my home, Mo n lo, mo n bo ni . lol. . Have a good day.

na d best tn b dat now...av a luvly day too

Valentinooo: we're not interested

bad belle fifu

DrPhilABd: Lol... Lyk seriously, I had no dirty tots inna ma head bt now u said it, tots wanna try to form bt as a strong christian I refuse to think bad thg. BTW, Abeg learn d anthem well o & d NYSC pledge too because nxt cds day may be ur turn to recite.

No prob! Under d sun, I cn manage buh in d rain?? No oooo...na person pikin I be too now

Samguine: Raheemah...it hasn't got to that level na. We had a very minor disagreement, which I believe shouldn't be an issue between us. Let bygones be bygones. You know, you and me, could make Nairaland jealous. Since I was expecting you in Ogun, I didn't look at any girl's face in Ogun. Buh now you aren't here, and I am still chickless

yei!! See cypher!! Wah bou d cute gal u were exchangin contacts wv ryt under mai nose here? Now dat u said we sud mak other housemates, I av an idea..lets av an open e-rltnship....U r free to date ny1 u so wish, likewise me....r we gud ??

DrPhilABd: Chai! i must confess, u na strong girl o

why did u say that? Hmmmnn, u av a dirty mund kawai!!!
Buh in order to serve mai fatherland well, dnt u fink ma fatherland too has to serve and treats me gud first?? Nothing goes for nothing ooo...
Least I fgt, I learnt smfn at mai cds today ooo....one fair nigerian oyinbo gal was chattering wv some guys, not knowing shez been on d LGI's blackbook for some times, all of a sudden, d LGI summoned her to come forward and recite d national prayer, na so dz girl skip....see lafta!! Na so I dey imagine a day when she will summon to come and recite the NYSC anthem mai camp officials had no tym to teach me.....na first class embarrassment dat 1 go be.....nyweiz sha, I don dey learn it oo to avoid such!!
Gudnyt housemates

Ojestas: hope you wrote a letter Through.....
Through.....
Through.....
To....... Uhn ??

le wetin?? NO!! I no get tym for dt protocol...ma LGI said u cn travel buh mak sure shez nt aware...As long as I dnt miss CDS, d rest na dia wahala....Do they expect me to b counting no of ants in mai ppa while the school is still on some indefinite strike?? D break dey sweeten mai belle ooo.... Btw, how av u been? How's ur ppa?? Op e sense make??
@Samguine, since all dz yle, u mn u dnt knw av brkn up wv yhu?? Nyweiz, fnks for ur concern sweedie...ur flirting is rated 18!! Awon Ogun chicks nko?? E shaa rora

Samguine: Corper shun...
Safe trip.

sweedie ex e-boyfriend!! Boooni?? Se ise nlo??

traecey: we signed pv todae in iseyin too...twas fun

I double sight u wv mai concave lens!!! Au av u been??
wen I start mai Oyo state tour, I ll surely buzz ur side Godswilling...

karleone: Which CD group are you in?

NDLEA. ...

Ma 1st cds was very interesting.....went dia early and gt a front seat..also, today is our CLO birthday, we sang and ate cake afterwhich we proceeded to the LGI office to sign PV and submit monthly clearance....On mai way to mai state now...hope to resume wen mai PPA ends dia strike...

lorddaywalker: oh dats cool,i got my acceptance letter ystrdae n did d nezz tinz at d local govt.i opened a access bank acct at d local govt

had to go collect d acceptance letter ahome cuz d skul z on brk...on mai way to Atiba LG now.....is ur skul locatd in oyo or ibadan?

Valentinooo: As per accomodation n others, the man said when i come back we'll discuss that..

Concerning allowee. Seriously i'm beginning to wonder what they are trying to do with our August allowee. By now they should've started paying.

before I collected request letter sef, I made sure I chekd d accommodation and discussed d salary.. .. I ll b takin Ss1-3 Geography. ..d principal said ion nid to kum to skul evrydae xcept ma class periods..... na to start biz for oyo town be dat....lobatan! Goin formai acceptance leter now..
SMH for dz stream 2 directors wallahi!! They sudnt try any magomago here ooo..

Valentinooo: me i was reposted to st james grammar school. I've gone there for my acceptance, the principal gave me 2weeks break, Now i'm resting in my house. This my later school is at the heart of the town unlike my former that is inside one isolated bush

did u remember to discuss d condition of service wv dem? As per transportation, feeding, accommodation, miscellaneous and other allowances?? Lols.its important abeg...
Btw, wen will dz pple pay our August and September allowee? Adamawa camp dir. promised 22nd, so wats goin on?? Mak dem no do wayo for us ooo

Valentinooo: this girl get level o. congrats

fnks..wah bou u??

Top of dah morning greetings to hisexcellencie, lorddaywalker, newguy1 and other housemates..... Got posted to FGGC, OYO. ...wud b goin for mah acceptance letter and other reg dz morning....

DrPhilABd: u knw wt to do na or abi ur connections numbers nor dey connect?

tell m wah to do cuz ion knw...

Hissexcellencie: omo! see connection! Dis wan na 6G!!! ....I pity any dude wey go dey underrate you dia

am just a humble gal.....

DrPhilABd: wow!!! All dese pple dt know pple, no fear at all. Somethg tells me u r well connected in the state... Mk sure u use watsoeva connection mk money o... I ll ask u lerra... Lol

if only they can post me to NNPC!!!

DrPhilABd: its nt abt having the request letter... Hp u ve submitted it to the NYSC secretariat already?

not yet...Am too lazy to travel to OYO state..lol..buh I knw one of d Nysc officials in oyo and d day I submitted my file,he wrote "to be posted to FGGC, OYO" and signed on it.....also, I av frnd servin at dia ICT dept and he has promised to help me follow it snce hez amng dos that will type d posting letters..

TiffanyJ: I got posted to command secondary school, Enugu North. No be small thing o, them say i'm late, therefore, no break for me to go home and pack my things. I'm stuck till December. I am expected to resume work on monday. Oh boy the soldiers no wan gree o.
heemah, mikedimeji how far na? How are you guys faring?

mehn! Am still on it joor..we r told to kum for PPA letter on 22nd doe I alrdy av a request letter from fggc oyo...I hope it works...Bou d school, Cnt u talk to dem to allow u go on a weekend? Or better still, kal home and av dem send ur fnz tru d commercial drivers ....

Ojestas: Lol. .Swearing in ceremony. .U go stand like never before. . Its absolutely joke, would you be expected to leave your PPA s for Camp or wah?. .

i wonder ooo.....it doesnt mak any sense sef....

they fink i av time for dt again?? Hell no!!! Spent 6days at Niger Camp and it aint much fun, so diaz no way am goin back... Btw, will they gv us another khaki n whites plus tranposrt n local allowance?? I wont mind d swearing in ceremony sha!!! Drilling?? NO!!!

Ptoocool: Owz Oyo treatinq u? Hope u enjoyinq dia amala

Oyo has bn gud xcept for d stressful regsitratn procedures....Yet to explore their dia Amala ooo....wea are u redeployed to?

TiffanyJ: Heemah, how are you doing? Let me reserve my comments on Enugu.

lolz....Oyo z gud xcept for d crowd......