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Crime › Re: Zimbabwe Man Arrested For Raping Donkey That Fainted, Shows Police How He Did It by heendrix(m): 5:12pm On Feb 13, 2018
obiZEAL:
This one has mental problem...




But let me tell you something, in this shithole called Nigeria, laws are for the weak!
Lol grin
Politics › North Korea To Partner With Nigeria To Boost Security by heendrix(op): 2:21pm On Feb 13, 2018
The Democratic People’s Republic
of Korea (DPRK), on Monday,
February 12, promised to partner
with Nigeria in the area of peace
and security, The News Agency of
Nigeria (NAN) reports.
Jong
Yong Chol, the ambassador, DPRK,
said this in his address at the 76th
birthday ceremony of the late
Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il,
organised by the embassy in
Abuja.
He described the late Korean
leader as one who devoted his
lifetime to enthrone peace and
security in Korea and in the world.
He, therefore, commended the
post-hummus ceremony, which
was to commemorate his
exemplary leadership.
According to him, it was under his
leadership that the country
witnessed external relationship
with countries like Nigeria, they
enjoy today, which brought about
economic ties between both
countries.

“Kim Jong Il devoted his lifetime
to the service of the whole world,
this is why not only Koreans, but
progressive people all over the
world are celebrating his birthday.
“We hope to build on the
traditional relationship and
cooperation between the Federal
Republic of Nigeria and Korea.
“We hope to consolidate and
sustain the existing peace and
security.
“This is because the revolutionary
of Kim Jong-Il today is
successfully and succeeded by Kim
Jong Un, the supreme leader of
our party and people towards
promoting peace,’’ he said.
He, however, wished the
government and people of Nigeria
success in the fights against
issues like corruption and
terrorism.

NAN reports that North Korea’s
Kim Jong-Il, who was born on
February 16, 1942, died on
December 19, 2011 at the age of
69 years.
The high points of the ceremony
were video display on the life and
times of the late Korean leader,
pose for photographs.

c, c Lalasticlala mynd44

source=> https://www.naija.ng/1151804-north-korea-pledges-partnership-fg-boost-security-peace-nigeria.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Fulani's In Ghana Are Lamenting by heendrix(m): 12:16am On Feb 03, 2018
they can plead in Ghana but Nigeria threaten hell n hal stones

Nigeria's fvcked aswear
Education › Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Son by heendrix(m): 12:13am On Feb 03, 2018
Here2day:
Very simple. Carry 2 soldiers go the school One soldier go hold the teacher's two hands The other one go hold hin two legs Your pikin go com deliver his own judgment.. Lobatan
lolx grin
Education › Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Son by heendrix(m): 12:12am On Feb 03, 2018
Donald3d:
Take the teacher and the school to court , no need for me to be violent .
Sue them for a huge amount , take care of the child .Donate the rest to charity
Case closed .I no dey talk too much lipsrsealed
uhn

Autos › Re: 2004 Toyota Corolla @1.2m by heendrix(m): 12:07am On Feb 03, 2018
FashAutos:
Quick sales, Neatly uses & Faultless Toyota Corolla 2004 Available for just 1.2m Call/Whatsapp 08083095071
heartless
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Strike In Taraba Kill Four by heendrix(m): 12:06am On Feb 03, 2018
manbila militia where una dey?
Crime › Re: Man's Manhood Disappears After Lending A Woman A Pen In A Bank [photo] by heendrix(m): 11:57pm On Feb 02, 2018
indeed

so na so manhood dey take disappear just as easy as that undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Rejects Benny Hinn Prophecy About Nigeria by heendrix(m): 11:56pm On Feb 02, 2018
Samusu:
Which kind wahala be dis

Foreign Affairs › US/NK tension: White House Pressures Pentagon For North Korea Attack Plan, by heendrix(op): 8:23pm On Feb 02, 2018
The White House is butting heads with the Pentagon on North Korea as senior military officials appear apprehensive about presenting President Donald Trump with military options against the rogue state, The New York Times reported Friday.

white House National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster is reportedly concerned drawing up a specific military plan as it might reinforce Trump's various threats to the reclusive nation. Unnamed Pentagon officials are seemingly concerned the president is moving toward the use of force too quickly and worry that additional options will increase the probability Trump will move forward with an attack

This comes amid reports the Trump administration is mulling over conducting a
"bloody nose" strike against North Korea. An attack of this sort would aim to be significant enough to pressure Kim Jong Un's regime to give up on its nuclear ambitions, but not strong enough to spark a full-blown conflict. The White House reportedly would not move forward with the nomination of Victor Cha for South Korea ambassador after he voiced opposition to such a strike.

Cha outlined his position in a recent op-ed for The Washington Post , stating, "While our population in Japan might be protected by U.S. missile defenses, the U.S. population in South Korea, let alone millions of South Koreans, has no similar active defenses against a barrage of North Korean artillery (aside from counterfire artillery) "To be clear: The president would be putting at risk an American population the size of a medium-size U.S. city—Pittsburgh, say, or Cincinnati—on the assumption that a crazy and undeterrable dictator will be rationally cowed by a demonstration of U.S. kinetic power," he added.

Former Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel also expressed opposition to a "bloody nose" strike in a recent interview with Military Times , describing it as a major "gamble" that could lead to millions of deaths. "If you want to bet that if you are going to attack North Korea, however you going to do that, and think that Kim Jong Un and the North Koreans are not going to retaliate—it’s a pretty big gamble. I wouldn’t want to take that gamble," Hagel said

source: http://www.newsweek.com/white-house-wants-north-korea-attack-plan-pressuring-pentagon-provide-options-798353?amp=1

c, c: Lalasticlala mynd44

Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Saved From Attack, As Ganduje’s Supporters Patrol Kano With Weapons by heendrix(m): 11:34am On Feb 01, 2018
source of Nigeria n Africa's problem...just look at them undecided
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys New Bentley Bentayga In Atlanta. Shows It Off by heendrix(m): 11:24am On Feb 01, 2018
princechurchill:
Na u earn the money for him,you that has been saving since Adam was created how much u get
take a chill pill bro...he's saying the truth
Politics › Re: Saraki's 'Planned' Return To PDP, Uproar In Party - Sahara Reporters by heendrix(m): 11:17am On Feb 01, 2018
obj we can see ur work o

anyways cant wait to see buhari finally becoming a desert

Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Sienna 1.3m (lagos) by heendrix(m): 11:11am On Feb 01, 2018
Colleverage:
huh Er yea we've already established the fact that your poverty is frustrating I even gave a pictorial illustration and everything have you forgotten?


Wow how the mighty has fallen, from the self proclaimed king of yabs you have reduced yourself to playing dumb and displaying ignorance instead of just facing the fact that you are all out of dead yabs to spit. Its cool anyway your dead comebacks make me feel really good about myself so keep the dumb yans flowing.


Yea my dad rarely takes Fanta cause he is into bigger things I would name brands but I will just be wasting my time on a son of illiterate creeps who is still learning how to construct and process the English language


shocked see abok! Pikin sef wan look down on carpenter smh I no blame you na Buhari dey give mouth to marauding abok!s and their children


grin so homeless person like you sabi wetin gate man be? No mention this kind big English in front of your papa o before e go think say you dey curse am


sad uh because your mama don dey f*ck bricklayers for pocket change you wan come dey form porsche please don't make me laugh
what a frustrated life. buy brand new you cant afford. toks mba to even buy Nigerian used you still cant afford. I hope you'd find a lasting solution to ur frustrated life cause it's obvious it's spreading to ur generation since your not able to reject the ill luck ur father passed to you

your life n future savings cant even afford the mini bus little wonder the op couldn't even reply you. he was smart to have rate the level of ur families n generational frustration lol

Education › Re: Student Burnt To Death In His Hostel In Sokoto (photos) by heendrix(m): 12:16pm On Jan 31, 2018
what type of sleep is that undecided he killed himself jare
Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Sienna 1.3m (lagos) by heendrix(m): 10:24am On Jan 31, 2018
Colleverage:
and I be think say you be master of "bashing" undecided


Yea cos its been ages since I stopped being broke


huh You are having fun getting bashed? Wow I guess you are really bored,well....glad I can help




Of course e pain me na, here I am thinking life is fair and everyone is enjoying it only to hear pathetic stories like people who think drinking fanta is a privilege, reminds me of this...
on this fanta ish sha guy one thing is certain. your just frustrated thank god sheyb mine is I'm just privileged. even the privilege is what your father has never enjoyed in his capentry days hence you get mad n frustrated at me drinking a fanta. bro dont worry e go better for you grin it's just that when he dey better for you I'd just compare you to my gateman

and the fact that your just pained n frustrated at me taking a fanta remind of this cause even water you dont have grin

Crime › Re: Soldiers Arrest Benue Native Doctor & Gana's Spiritual Counselor by heendrix(m): 8:39am On Jan 31, 2018
mtchew
Crime › Re: Fulani Security Guard Set His Madam Ablaze To Death With Help Of Other Fulani Fr by heendrix(m): 8:33am On Jan 31, 2018
Damn embarassed

well to me no pity no Rip.

fulani gateman? madam it's obvious you killed yourself
Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Sienna 1.3m (lagos) by heendrix(m): 8:29am On Jan 31, 2018
Colleverage:
grin what does that even mean?damn your comeback game is as poor as the marauding abok! That knocked up your mom.


Eh? You sef wan yab person parents because I dey wind you say you get mama and papa you sef chop
Please stick to the things you know and stop making a fool of yourself


*sigh* guy just bring your abok! Fathers corpse so we can put him 6ft under for free we don tire to dey wait and tell your mom to stop wasting time trying to select him outta the herd of abok!s that climbed her,I mean even ret@rds know the father of their kids and they don't take this long.


Look whose talking, like your papa sabi wetin good time be talkless of affording it,he probably stumbled upon a remnant fanta bottle and decreed that as having a good time in your house


No to me only poor people use fanta to pose


And you won't kill me with your terrible grammar even though una no sabi read and write for una house, can't you take your posts to the literate people in your village to proof read?
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Colleverage:
grin what does that even mean?damn your comeback game is as poor as the marauding abok! That knocked up your mom.


Eh? You sef wan yab person parents because I dey wind you say you get mama and papa you sef chop
Please stick to the things you know and stop making a fool of yourself


*sigh* guy just bring your abok! Fathers corpse so we can put him 6ft under for free we don tire to dey wait and tell your mom to stop wasting time trying to select him outta the herd of abok!s that climbed her,I mean even ret@rds know the father of their kids and they don't take this long.


Look whose talking, like your papa sabi wetin good time be talkless of affording it,he probably stumbled upon a remnant fanta bottle and decreed that as having a good time in your house


No to me only poor people use fanta to pose


And you won't kill me with your terrible grammar even though una no sabi read and write for una house, can't you take your posts to the literate people in your village to proof read?
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Colleverage:
grin what does that even mean?damn your comeback game is as poor as the marauding abok! That knocked up your mom.


Eh? You sef wan yab person parents because I dey wind you say you get mama and papa you sef chop
Please stick to the things you know and stop making a fool of yourself


*sigh* guy just bring your abok! Fathers corpse so we can put him 6ft under for free we don tire to dey wait and tell your mom to stop wasting time trying to select him outta the herd of abok!s that climbed her,I mean even ret@rds know the father of their kids and they don't take this long.


Look whose talking, like your papa sabi wetin good time be talkless of affording it,he probably stumbled upon a remnant fanta bottle and decreed that as having a good time in your house


No to me only poor people use fanta to pose


And you won't kill me with your terrible grammar even though una no sabi read and write for una house, can't you take your posts to the literate people in your village to proof read?
lol guy I been dey think ur a prof In English na. anyway I never knew my drinking fanta while yabing you could frustrate u this much coz I know it'd been ages since you even saw a bottle

while ur frustrated n taking it personal I'm hving fun lol

Celebrities › Re: I Have Waited For Too Long; I Need A Man In My Life-actress Salma Mumin by heendrix(m): 6:59pm On Jan 30, 2018
Tomoyayi:
Corrected who. You are obviously high. Can't give credit to you because you don't have an iota of sense.
Lol as old as you are. ehn smh

I wount let you put the agression of not getting a fiancee quickly on me coz ur own don pass normal eyes lol

Celebrities › Re: I Have Waited For Too Long; I Need A Man In My Life-actress Salma Mumin by heendrix(m): 6:29pm On Jan 30, 2018
Tomoyayi:
I don't take shit from people. My earlier post is clear for everyone to understand that it was joke, I told you to check it but you were still posting rubbish.
Please f off and lemme alone.
it was because I corrected you. now give me my credit wink
Celebrities › Re: I Have Waited For Too Long; I Need A Man In My Life-actress Salma Mumin by heendrix(m): 6:23pm On Jan 30, 2018
Tomoyayi:
That's my previous post above, you are just an I.d.i.o.t.
Sorry am not married and not in a relationship. Oponu
no like seriously it's isn't fight. as a matured guy/man you ought to be reserved n always be with a clear thinking
Celebrities › Re: I Have Waited For Too Long; I Need A Man In My Life-actress Salma Mumin by heendrix(m): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2018
Tomoyayi:
Check my previous post, stop being silly, please mind your business and don't quote me again
No like seriously I have to talk to ur skull. as a married man or man who's got a fiancee you aren't suppose to be doing all this. you even went as far dropping ur digit it's just so bad. ehn
Celebrities › Re: I Have Waited For Too Long; I Need A Man In My Life-actress Salma Mumin by heendrix(m): 3:26pm On Jan 30, 2018
Tomoyayi:
Bros,
Since you are old
Apply your sense and mind your business
No jokes apart like seriously your not been a good role model for we upcoming adolescent. it's least expected your display your infantile nature here. ehn
Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Sienna 1.3m (lagos) by heendrix(m): 3:19pm On Jan 30, 2018
Colleverage:
huh You use your eyes to comprehend sentences?
Please which school you dey go abeg? I want to know the kind of person I am dealing with.

Hmmm its safe to say you suck at English language too huh? Never mind it though i guess
Learning English Language is above your fathers paygrade.

A bottle of Fanta is your idea of a good time? You know if you just got yourself a job, perhaps you will be able to afford more than your father ever did I mean his low standards doesn't have to be the norm you know?
all I see is the frustration of a devastating life. what a mistake to have evolved from two daft gene. we all know your father's own is dead smh your mother isn't helping matters to grin
even the fanta I was drinking is what your father cant afford. lil wonder you get frustrated at that cause to you only poor people drink fanta. laughing at your simpleton nature like I wount stop grin

you wount contaminate me with your poverty stricken posterity cause it's obvious you got no hope of a happy ending

rating your level of frustration I can only conclude you join ur street vigilantes that if you would eat next week

Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Sienna 1.3m (lagos) by heendrix(m): 12:42pm On Jan 30, 2018
Colleverage:
Hmm seems like my last post ruffled you up a bit, that's good to know.
But this sob story up ere is not really comprehensive c'mon wipe your tears and get in the game
hahaha another evidence of a dormant gene. eye cataract. m hving fun n laughing cause bashing is my hubby while i have a bottle of fanta grin but what ur eyes can see is tears. I pity you o lol
Autos › Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Sienna 1.3m (lagos) by heendrix(m): 12:17pm On Jan 30, 2018
Colleverage:
Oh no the sand has been delivered. we are just waiting for the hearse car with your fathers' corpse in it
wink
oh lol guess the place of burial is dug n not waiting for a truck downlift. just won a credit n it's shows how dormant the gene of your parents are. tried clearing your mum but just had to smh lipsrsealed why? cause she was a palm winer tapper 42nd child grin

oml what a poverty stricken generation. now I know the source of ur ill luck

Celebrities › Re: I Have Waited For Too Long; I Need A Man In My Life-actress Salma Mumin by heendrix(m): 12:10pm On Jan 30, 2018
Tomoyayi:
08032008877. That's my number call me and I might consider you.
at your age. ehn undecided
Romance › Re: Who Really Owns The Money? by heendrix(m): 12:07pm On Jan 30, 2018
robosky02:
MAKE WE ARGUE SMALL
PLEASE YOUR ANSWER IS NEEDED.
TRUE LIFE STORY

I was at Emeka Ofor phone Market yesterday in one of my friend's shop when a heated argument ensued there.
The story is, a boy serving his master was given N200 to feed, he managed to feed with N100 and used the remaining N100 to play nairabet. He predicted about 30 games which amounted to N48m.


Luckily he won, his master somehow got the info and is now claiming that the N48m belongs to him as long as the boy is under him.
Let's think well before conclusion & let's not be bias in our judgement.

WHO REALLY OWNS THE MONEY?
A. THE BOY
B. OGA
Lmao I cant stop laughing. Oga eyes clear lol

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