₦airaland Forum

Lanretoye:
Dear God please let one watery poo delay me to escape that hour that I will go out and meet untimely death.

Lolx

swiz123:
4 goals in LA LIGA and he is making such an outrageous demand? He must be high on cheap drugs.

He doesn't deserve a pay rise rather he deserves this

Lolx

wheezie24:
well...FYI... I didn't buy dem,dey ve been mine frm birth......it's pple like u dt always luk fr every opportunity to abuse pple and their pets.....kindly let It end here pls...thanks in advance

cheers it's new friends

alobright17:
Ignorance is really dealing with you since you don't know what bills is and end up thinking bill only refers to Nepa.

Go and ask people what paying bill means .

when you say bill in Nigeria which bill would people think?

kwantinu forming US ambassador

wheezie24:
iv always heard dia r lots of mad people here,u r a living witness.....d puppies are even more active than ur brain is.....I never said they are dull,said dey don't seem to be ready...ode

who's dull out of us both? even simple English you cannot spark

bro your problem is hereditary o and with the dogs wey u acquire omo your problems are multiplied times two

I wish it was nationwide jare mtcheww

iamJ:
ecobank is useless, other banks put the max at 10k to prevent all this kind thing, but that micro finance bank left their without max, ode bank

she is not smart self, if i load 1k i get bonus of 2k on airtel, na to do am, call my bank to reverse the payment and keep the bonus
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Lolx

chibecanglobal:
Sorry! Don't know I have been engaging a kid.Really sorry

nor vex na shey person nor fit play with you in peace ni

micton:
Pls mind what u say, we have been in business for 15 years. We represent lots of schools in across the globe, we have lots of partners across the globe. Read my message again, I said the least fee is 3500. It is not mandatory that u should do business with us. We have our students in USA, UK, Canada, Europe, Africa. Our head office is in port Harcourt and a branch in Abuja.

ehn ehn udonminit

tj0071:
In the face of security. challenges befallen our dearest country and with self defense mechanism been propagated by people voices. I need a AK47 with license. Please any idea of how to get one my fellow Nairalander .Thanks

DM me I can show you how to steal one from Odogbo Baracks without any soilder catching you. it's free of charge

micfoley:
I can get one for you. Fairly used clean title and full options. 3.5m non negotiable. Call for inspection and test drive before payment

chai lolx

chibecanglobal:
I have nothing for you other than pity.

pity yourself o cause your career don dey finish small small u been nor know cause the person you steal the motor from go pa-pa catch you last last

useless set of piggy oriented people. if sarrki start hating now they would come for his head. make an Ipork man ur best friend n see what happen to you in the later days. they're complaining of marginalization whilst they started first

can you just imagine selfish people
#spits

chibecanglobal:
More..

this what happens when the seller of the car dont even know the name of the car

useless set of people they would be ranting fed government ain't paying them but would keep endangering their lives on this peeps instead collecting the little they got to offer

LifeofAirforce:
Ok guys I'm hitting the road to Owerri .. but i will be going by road with God is good because I will be stopping over at Ondo for a visit and won't leave till Monday before continuing my journey to Owerri .

So wish me safe trip guys.

animals dont even enter bus they are transported through condemned trailers. I guess you should go through that means. m*therf*cking Bitch ass lying nigga

so sad

LifeofAirforce:
Go get a job biko

It's 07:57am Wednesday

shut the fvck up I'm still a student n wount brag about who I am not

Thegeneralqueen:
She try....... but that dress doesn't look too good on her

ehn, you for help her get another one na

sameze88:
Am good my man and u, the evil APC is perpetuating on Nigeria state will not go unpunished

ameen o bro they'll all be but into shame

LifeofAirforce:
Caught?


You're an Idiot to think I give a flying fucck about the rubbish write up the OP posted here .

Rubbish

m*therf*cking bitch ass lying nigga I know your ashamed same way your mum was bragging she got pregnant for a business man meanwhile a palm wine tapper was responsible little wonder you fly from one thread to another like your dad fly from tree to trees

nigga anytime I see ur asshole comments on Nairaland I'm coming for your head. fucker.

smartistics:
There is this question am always wondering why some people especially we Nigerian ask by default each time they see someone with something new or unique, how much did you buy it?
I remembered back then when I started using smartphone, the next question from guys was how much did you buy it? When I got my car, same questions was how much did you buy it.

Guys out there, it is a bad habit asking that dumb question, learn to stop asking price question from your coworker or friend, am not talking of parents to child now, leave him or her at the expense of the purchase because it's non of your business.

My study and finding made me known whosoever ask you of the price of your acquisition is not happy with it, probably out of jealous or hatred.

hmmm true

alobright17:
I said what matters is if the money is coming . I don't care about what people says online either since it doesn't pay my own bills.

so nepa bill nw turn to something important to be emphasized here when commenting. smh oh maa ga o

LifeofAirforce:
I got a brother in Us, Malaysia , and Shanghai and they both visit each other sometimes .

I got relative in Germany , Nova Scotia , and Holland

Sink that in

Rubbish story teller .

you got a brother just one brother o in US, Malaysia n shanghai (three country at a time) bros just tell us! your bro is dead na or na just hin spirit dey waka
because me ayam not getting it o

and with the way I'm seeing it na you go sink o

abumeinben:
This is what I've been expecting. Thanks to the movie, Snowden.

The next wars would not be fought with guns. They'll be fought with the internet. All they need to do is in bold text.

Red text: outdated systems cannot launch intercontinental missiles.

However, we don't want any fight o. That's pure world war 3.

Here's how:


Case1: US first.

If the US launched first, China would rise, probably Russia ( and maybe Japan) too. These two Giants against the US may call for the involvement of NATO (Remember Trump had blasted Putin for not contributing to NATO funding) and probably the UN. And voila....ww3 begins.


Case2: NK first.

China had warned Kim that if he launched first, na "OYO" be that. However, bros Russia will still be there. Russia coming in may drag in NATO. NATO and US against Russia may involve China and Japan. Wetin remain again?

Anyways, there was this possibility that ww3 would involve US, RUSSIA, CHINA.

Anyhow abeg. We're not dismayed, for we have our special invincible force, the FMWH. (Fulani Machina WarHeads)

Lool

Impostorr:
Must you comment if you are not matured to reason well?

I did not know where I live, the condition of the area you are saying nonsense. When I bought simcard of 400 (*2) how much is #100 that I can't afford to use to register . But there's no one doing that in this area .

so after buying the gold sim for #400 they still couldn't or you still couldn't register it

well, you never ready to use sim

Delabio:
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2.5m deal

sameze88:
Dead persons were appointed with Jobs in Buhari govt, am afraid if dead persons are not registering for voters card in order to ensure massive rigging for APC come 2019 general elections

Ajachukwu Eze...

olokada how far

wheezie24:
my puppies don't seem to be ready at 9 weeks

go n throw it away abi do u need a prophet to tell you, you acquired didirin as a dog

Impostorr:
If you can provide this help, kindly indicate please

dont go out and register your sim with just#50 be looking for who would be arrested instead of you for the crime you wana commit with it. nonsense

alakoba ofo

micton:
Looking forward to studying abroad then contact me at mictonsl at yahoo dot com for an immediate admission into the university of Georgia.

Courses 

1 Medicine
2 Dentistry
3 Nursing
4 pharmacy
5 Computer Engineering and Information Technology (BA)
6 English Philology (BA)
7 International Business Law (MA)
8 Business Administration (MBA)
9 International Relations (BA)
10 Education Administration (MA) and so on...
With your HND, you can get direct MSc
ADMISSIONS REQUIREMENTS

1 WAEC Result
2 International passport
3 Transcript

Tuition fees..from 3,500 USD

anyone who does business with this guy does it at his/her own risk
ati mo iru yin robing people of their hard earned money. useless animal

1. Georgia admission application deadline for 2018 fall was November last year

2. the least university tuition fee in the us is about $15,000

3. admission application can be done yourself through their website

so can you all see why this thief needs to be burnt alive

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