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NYSC › Re: Photo: Prospective Copers Will Say Amen To This by heftycul(op): 8:59pm On Sep 09, 2015

prodiG:
future impossible tense

NYSC › Photo: Prospective Copers Will Say Amen To This by heftycul(op): 8:17pm On Sep 09, 2015

See the prayer warriors

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Politics › Re: Could These Be Why Electricty Is Stable In Nigeria Now??? Photos by heftycul: 8:54am On Sep 09, 2015

Kingslaw:
Stable koh! Unstable nil! We no de see light!

U must b far away in sambisa forest

No offence

Crime › Re: ICPC Declares Civil Servant Wanted Over N36.2m Fraud (photo) by heftycul: 8:48am On Sep 09, 2015

Daris gwed
No we are in a regime where

STEALING IS NOW CORRUPTION

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Me And Thank God, Got Job With Nigerian Turkish International College by heftycul: 3:32pm On Sep 08, 2015

Mo ba e sope

Politics › Re: A Nairalander Asset Declaration by heftycul(op): 11:31am On Sep 08, 2015

ironbody03:
ONE INFINIX HOT X507 PHONE
4 SHOES
4 SHEENOSE TROUSERS
7 T-SSIRTS
5 BOXERS
6 SINGLETS
3 PAIRS OF POLO
2 BB MOUTH CHARGER
2 HAIR PHESE
1 LEATHER SLIPPERS AND 1 BATHROOM SLIPPERS
2 SANDALS
50,000 NAIRA IN MY ECOBANK ACCOUNT
#70 IN ACCESS BANK ACCOUNT

I THINK THAT IS NOT TOO MUCH FOR A STUDENT, RIGHT ?

u might b probe

Politics › Re: A Nairalander Asset Declaration by heftycul(op): 11:30am On Sep 08, 2015

POWEROFPEACE:
You are a comedian Op, discover your talent in time and make cool money.

U can say dat again grin

Politics › Re: A Nairalander Asset Declaration by heftycul(op): 10:50am On Sep 08, 2015

[quote author=vani86 post=37791778]1 - 42 inches samsung telly
1 - 20 inches samsung telly.
1 - samsung home theater
1 - xbox 360 with 13 games and 3 pads.
1 washing machine

I sight U
#team loyal 9ja#

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Politics › A Nairalander Asset Declaration by heftycul(op): 10:37am On Sep 08, 2015

Following the declaration of asset by president MUHAMADU BUHARI
I heftycul hereby declare my asset too

1. 1 Nokia C2 (my mama dash me)
2. 1 BlackBerry 9320
3.1 Nokia torchlight phone with two sims
4. 1 HP Lenovo (No modem for Internet)
5. 1 Nike Slippers
6. 1 LG flat screen TV
7. 1 Home theatre (With 4 Speakers, no Woofer)
8. #7500 on my Fidelity Bank Account
9. #850 on my GT Bank Account
10. 3 Girlfriends (confused on which to marry)
11. 2 Tooth brushes (Soft and Hard)
12. 12 Boxers and Singlet
13. 3 Suits (2 Borrowed)
14. 7 Jeans (2 Torn, Turned into Crazy Jeans)
15. 10 shirts and trouser
16. 4 T-shirts
17. 1 Nike Slippers
18.1 Fowl (laying)
19. 3 tyres (No Car yet)
20. 2 Tubers of yam
21. 1 Derica of rice and bean
22. Half carton of indomie
23. One generator (I pass my neighbour)
24. 4 Bathroom slippers
25. 3 Bottles of Annoiting Oil
26. 1 nairaland account

Let folow suit and declare our assets
GOD BLESS NAIRALANDER
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do Nigerians Like Saying Things Twice? by heftycul: 10:38pm On Sep 07, 2015

Radarada
Jakujaku
Rederede
Palapala
Followfollow
Yanmuyanmu
grin

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Education › Re: Bukola Saraki Awards Scholarship To Best Law Students Of Unilorin by heftycul: 9:21pm On Sep 07, 2015

Wao
Dats adam muhammed
D guy b corect guru right from our secondary school day
Congrat tu them joooor
First class for

Celebrities › Re: Fan Gives Wizkid Gold Chain On Stage by heftycul: 5:40pm On Sep 07, 2015

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: //pictures Speak// Ilorin Version Of #madeofblack by heftycul: 11:10pm On Sep 06, 2015

Bravo op

Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Gets Breast Enlargement For Movie Role (Photos) by heftycul: 6:32pm On Sep 06, 2015

Emmm breast kini? shocked

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Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 4:03pm On Sep 06, 2015

dominique:
That was the finale that made me give up on the show. Tope had been there for minutes searching for the treasure, Hector breezes in and goes straight to where the treasure is kept (an area where Tope has searched already) and wins it. The show is nothing but a sham.

Why is Hector not included in the list sef?

Food › Re: Photo Can U Eat This? by heftycul(op): 3:48pm On Sep 06, 2015

Mode I beg fp straight

Food › Photo Can U Eat This? by heftycul(op): 3:39pm On Sep 06, 2015

Hey guys can u eat this scary WM

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 2:26pm On Sep 06, 2015

Bonapart:
what about the guy called Hector and another one who looks exactly like enyeama with dread on his head

See hector

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2015

Iamthoney:
Abeg help us ask OP o...Paschal Ojezele appeared twice. OP which level?

Oga I don put hector na it was a mispost #gramma#

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 1:04pm On Sep 06, 2015

magaux:
I thought so too, i blv he shld be d 3rd winner bc dat no9 appeared twice.

UjSizzle:
Emeka Ike won the celebrity edition (forgotten what it was called.) The third winner was Hector.

Sowie guys I just realise dat I post paschal twice
So here is hector

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 12:22pm On Sep 06, 2015

crowntoro:
SEEN! so OP, what do you want us to do abt it

Anytin
U could think of

Romance › Re: Man With The World’s Longest joystick Weighs It To Prove It’s Real(photos) by heftycul: 11:57am On Sep 06, 2015

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 11:25am On Sep 06, 2015

lionemessi:
wetin kon concern us

Watin con cary u come here

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:51am On Sep 06, 2015

Khez:
incomplete list.... where is Chinedu Ubachukwu? the last winner?

Oga I said season 1 to 10

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:49am On Sep 06, 2015

coldsummer:
Lmao. Gerarahia

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:35am On Sep 06, 2015

otiigba1:
here is some one who is not deceiving herself. Unlike those who call themselves feminists

Yea bro she is just bein very very very REALISTIC

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:30am On Sep 06, 2015

Norenal:
since I started examining life... I don't use dz words anymore

Interesting. U must hav come across a lot
Gud as u know MEN will always be MEN
While
WOMEN will always be WOMEN
But beliv me ther are supernatural WOMEN who can can go a long way competing with mEn

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:17am On Sep 06, 2015

Norenal:
its not abt bin lazy jare' Men will always b Men
Strongly built 2 take on any hard stuff
but ladies are delicate, n so dere shud b no competition btw dem
bcuz each z built 2 take on dffrnt duties in dz world.

Yea bt wat about the saying
WHAT A MAN CAN DO A WOMAN CAN DO IT BETTER

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:05am On Sep 06, 2015

Norenal:
funny but I support dz 101%

Lol lazy you

Celebrities › Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by heftycul(op): 10:03am On Sep 06, 2015

coldsummer:
Lmao. You are bad. Hahaha. But FYI, park is d correct word. Not pack

Haaaa wole soyinka
For your information is the correct word not FYI grin

Politics › Re: #100wasteddays Trending As Nigerians Take To Twitter To Review President Buhari. by heftycul: 9:52am On Sep 06, 2015

simongonner:
some people are blinded by hate... Buhari till 4040

Abeg add more zeros.

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Politics › Re: #100wasteddays Trending As Nigerians Take To Twitter To Review President Buhari. by heftycul: 9:48am On Sep 06, 2015

Atlantian:
What am I doing on Nairaland, which is for kids, instead of being on twitter that whole world knows.

I quit.

So Bleep off
Kid grin

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