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RomanceRe: She Said She Doesn't Want Me Anymore, But She Still Calls...what Does She Want? by Heineken(m): 10:29pm On May 01, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Here's the thing: She calls to find out how miserable you are without. It's an ingrained vanity of women - they constantly seek reassurances of their value. Their self-worth depends on how much you show you need them.
Let me guess: When she calls you tell your worries, how sad you are and avoid talking about what she needs. How miserable of you! Just what she called to hearsmiley.
Endeavour to let her know you're happy without her, indirectly that is. wink
am always feeling your comments bro.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy's Wife, Lady Di Working Out by Heineken(m): 10:25pm On Apr 30, 2015
Like husband, like wife. She try sha to lift this kind thing. I sabi say she go sabi lift that part well also .
CrimeRe: Missing Persons by Heineken(m): 2:06pm On Apr 30, 2015
emmykk:
Buhari should find them
shoro niyen?
RomanceRe: 5 Cities With Most RUNS Ladies by Heineken(m): 11:30am On Apr 30, 2015
bobbyluis:
leave her lips alone,she's nt a runs girl wink
lol.. I aint a runs boy too na.
RomanceRe: It No Longer Pays To be a Good Guy ! by Heineken(m): 9:44am On Apr 30, 2015
Creamish:
@OP . . define ur own "good" . . is it

a. Mugu
b. Iti boribo
c. Sensibly good
d. Gullible

Just so we'l know how best to advice u . . . cos u can b a good guy wit ur brainz working (dat way, no girl rides on u wit ur eyez wide open) . . u dont need to go all out and b someone ur not just to prove a point. Besides, ur next victim just may b d girl uv been lookin for.
grin
Creamish:
@OP . . define ur own "good" . . is it

a. Mugu
b. Iti boribo
c. Sensibly good
d. Gullible

Just so we'l know how best to advice u . . . cos u can b a good guy wit ur brainz working (dat way, no girl rides on u wit ur eyez wide open) . . u dont need to go all out and b someone ur not just to prove a point. Besides, ur next victim just may b d girl uv been lookin for.
RomanceRe: 5 Cities With Most RUNS Ladies by Heineken(m): 9:12am On Apr 30, 2015
booqee:
mtcheww.. pple will just create useless thread for rubbish sake. what are ur criterias?? i was hoping it was going to be an interesting thread with concrete and valid premises to back your argument.. but you just post one nonsense list and u're asking for likes and shares. shares ko, stock exchange ni... angry
booqee kilode to n binu na?
RomanceRe: 5 Cities With Most RUNS Ladies by Heineken(m): 9:06am On Apr 30, 2015
ginawest:
true...especially owerri n PH
babe this ur lips aint bad at all. Just the kinda lips my mum said i shud be kissin.
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Orders Bodies Of Four Nigerians Executed In Indonesia by Heineken(m): 7:30am On Apr 30, 2015
soe:
Mumu presido
boss why na?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairalanders In Uyo by Heineken(m): 5:18pm On Apr 25, 2015
Idydarling:
this uyo thread....





any one who stays by 4lanes?
wassup babe. Am very close to tropicana cinema uyo. Am a corper dou. Lets be frnds dear. Reply
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: September Born.....let Meets Here by Heineken(m): 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2015
September 17. Currently in akwaibom State
RomanceRe: What Do I Do When A Girl Puts My Hand On Her Boob? by Heineken(m): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2015
missghost:
_STUPID QUESTION!
a very stupid one dear. I wonder what dis kinda kid is doing here.
EducationRe: Unilag’s Best Student Scores 4.96 CGPA by Heineken(m): 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2015
Jboyossai:
Great news....was once my school of choice but later changed to UNN....
thank God you said was..
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Sani Bello, The Richest Governor-Elect In Nigeria Detected by Heineken(m): 10:21pm On Apr 23, 2015
STPEACE:
that one concern you. you are just programmed to be typing this. because even if someone said God will bless you in jesus name. Your response will still be Gej ur Hero, Fayose ur role model, nonsense.
bomb dey hym head na
HealthRe: A - Z List Of Phobias by Heineken(m): 8:37pm On Apr 22, 2015
noordean:
Lol..ds guy no go kill person!
grin
noordean:
Lol..ds guy no go kill person!
HealthRe: A - Z List Of Phobias by Heineken(m): 4:25pm On Apr 22, 2015
buygala:
Please op,





What is the fear of God called? huh
Godophobia.
HealthRe: A - Z List Of Phobias by Heineken(m): 4:22pm On Apr 22, 2015
Mehn... Am bibliophobic in nature.
PoliticsRe: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Heineken(m): 5:10pm On Apr 21, 2015
grin
noordean:
lwkmd! Na ass them dey use think ni
grin
noordean:
lwkmd! Na ass them dey use think ni
PoliticsRe: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Heineken(m): 11:32am On Apr 21, 2015
bigass:
The Average human walking speed is 5KM per Hr so 432 hrs will cover 2160 Kms
bigass ur ass no just big for nothing. You sef know maths. Nice one...
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Heineken(m): 9:39am On Apr 21, 2015
noordean:
lol...good to hear uv stopped borrowing. Even if one is posted to a less expensive environment,one still needs planning.
dats just it boss. May God see us thru. Make sure u buy that white rubber shoe
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Heineken(m): 9:37am On Apr 21, 2015
Taiye4Christ:
I dey jare. Still disturbing Uyo?
lol. Am still disturbin them o boss.. Hws cali na
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Heineken(m): 8:19am On Apr 21, 2015
noordean:
Baba i pray o. I hear say na every month some corpers dey borrow money 4 dia ppa. If person no see money save; a si n gbo,ewo tun ni gbese.
the kind borrow ehn.. Make God help us ni.. Thank God sha Me don stop to dey borrow since feb. All u nid is planning
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Heineken(m): 8:17am On Apr 21, 2015
Taiye4Christ:
My eyes have seen, my ear have heard, and my mouth is testifying. She's good.

My villa dey there jare. Actually enjoying it. Saw your convo with Heineken {oga mi, I cut cap ooo}. Wherever you get posted to, pray the cost of living is on the low side.
ogbeni. Wassup na
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me Before I Lose My Mind by Heineken(m): 10:32pm On Apr 19, 2015
noordean:
Yeah heard abou d cost,only big boiz lik u cn cope
lol. See you boss. We coping sha.. Aside that, here is fun and girls bad here wella.
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me Before I Lose My Mind by Heineken(m): 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2015
noordean:
anywia 4 SW, abi make i cum akwa ibom ni?
here no bad o.. Cost dou
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me Before I Lose My Mind by Heineken(m): 4:17pm On Apr 18, 2015
noordean:
Baba i dey o...i dey try set noni. Ao ur side nah?
nice one ogbeni. Where you dey reason na
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me Before I Lose My Mind by Heineken(m): 9:51am On Apr 16, 2015
noordean:
oga ashiru. E ma ku 3-days
lol.. See my man. Boss to badt wassup na? Ojo kan pelu mehn. Hope u don set wella
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me Before I Lose My Mind by Heineken(m): 11:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
Boland:
Bro, you need to grow some balls mehn! Stop being a pus*y for Bleep sake..

You are the reason why ladies especially in this part of the world believe that they should be praised..

It's high time you took control of your relationship, though I don't think you can do that with this lady, maybe you need to switch and start afresh...
I hate it whenever I hear such stories...

See: You won't die if you let her go, okay?
Separate your emotions from your reasoning, you need to love yourself more Mahn!

One thing I've learnt about ladies is that, their mind are twisted, the more you show care, love, emotions and all those shii, the less they become attracted to you..
Begging her is a sign of weekness to be honest, ladies dislike weaklings...


Love is good but in this case of yours, it is "ass licking" and you really need to snap out of it... ABEG!!
may God bless you guy. U're sharp.
FamilyRe: Mum Runs Mad Over News Of Death Of Baby She Waited Seven Years To Have by Heineken(m): 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2015
darnley16:
Rip to the bby, rip in advance to the mama
but people stupid o.. How you take reason this kind talk sef darnley? I swear you dey mad.
RomanceRe: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by Heineken(m): 8:46am On Apr 06, 2015
wristwatch:
Hehehe Another drunkard moniker Heineken.

Orijin baba, u don get competition oo.

Heineken (Nigeria beweries) vs Orijin (Guinness)
hhaaahahahahahah. Ogbeni abeg wetin be your time?

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