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Am a guy and lives here in Abuja. Just rounded off my Nysc and gat nothang doing at the moment.. I need new friends pls.

Unijos no dey carry last.

MzPecs:
Alright!

aight dear. Check your mail

MzPecs:
Oh! Okay..

Service is kinda making sense..

I flexed mine well. Served at akwaibom state. We don take over this thread o MzPecs. Follow back pls let's go private.

MzPecs:
Really?
Which batch rounded off last month?

I'm currently serving sef

sorry jor. October. Batch C 2014. I Don forget say we dey December. Hope service is making sense?

MzPecs:
Lol

Very hectic! Hows' yours?

lol.. You're even lucky urs was hectic.. I just rounded off my Nysc last month. Gt nothing doing at the moment.

MzPecs:
No sin is greater than any other and God is merciful to forgive.

see you. If na me I no go forgive this kind one Sha. How's your weekend MzPecs?

MzPecs:
That's why i'm not and can't happen to be God.

lol. Though God is merciful but I believe He won't like to forgive such a person. That's killing na MzPecs

MzPecs:
Yeah..

lol.. So if u happen to be God you gon forgive him for killing someone and running away?

MzPecs:
Oh! Dear Lord, accept the soul of the dead and pls forgive the driver that did this.

Give her family the fortitude to bear this loss.

It is well..

God should forgive the driver?

Rest in peace Emir.

jane0000:
RiP sir.

Jane check your mail.

repogirl:
the law obviously needs review and amendment....I am no lawyer but I know other factors are involved..... Possession of a weapon and robbery is no enough for the death sentence. Death sentence is too brutal.... Life imprisonment might be better suitable.

wow.. May God bless you repogirl.

OnankpaBa:
If they no hang Dasuki and all other people involved in the arms deal, i swear God will send this Judge straight to Hell.

AMEN

A third class isn't the end of the world. Even we wey get second class sef na God.. Naija tertiary institutions no funny.

Guy you just create thread to disgrace yourself. See your legs as e dirty like pig own... That your bed ehn,if them use am for exchange I swear na one plastic spoon e worth.

They are beautiful... I won't mind giving them kpa Kpa Kpa together.

molydonhenry:
One thing I love abou her backside is its potability!

very easy access.

Arch1:
RIP young lady

This is the consequence of Nnamdi Kanu's Biafra suicidal adventure. There are legitimate ways of getting secession instead of violence.

Today at Onitsha, Biafran miscreants burnt dangote's trucks, burnt a Hausa central mosque and killed a youth corper

but why na? They killed a corper again. Person wey no know anything o.. May Thunder fire those bastards. Admin make una no ban me o. Na with anger I dey use type. Thunder fire them again... Vivian Gist take heart dear.

NwaNimo1:
Rubbish Uni - I thought I would see Oxford or Cambridge!


CUG Rank University Name
Entry Standards
Student Satisfaction
Research Quality
Graduate Prospects
Overall Score
2016 2015
1 1 Cambridge 601 4.18 3.33 88.3 1000
2 2 Oxford 571 4.17 3.34 81.9 989
3 3 London School of Economics 532 3.95 3.35 83.0 953
4 6 Imperial College London 566 4.10 3.36 89.9 943
5 5 Durham 521 4.16 3.14 79.5 926
5 4 St Andrews 516 4.25 3.13 78.5 926
7 7 Warwick 480 4.12 3.22 77.6 909
8 12 Surrey 424 4.24 2.98 81.2 885
9 11 Lancaster 434 4.10 3.15 78.1 882
10 10 Exeter 463 4.22 3.08 79.4 876
11 8 Bath 476 4.24 3.17 85.1 874
11 13 Loughborough 397 4.19 2.95 79.9 874
13 9 University College London 500 3.96 3.22 81.3 873
14 16 Southampton 408 4.05 3.15 77.7 842
15 18 Bristol 486 3.99 3.18 80.2 834
16 15 East Anglia 406 4.19 3.11 70.1 828
17 14 York 436 4.06 3.17 73.6 824
18 17 Birmingham 425 4.08 3.07 84.0 823
19 23 Leeds 430 4.09 3.13 74.5 821
20 21 Edinburgh 482 3.86 3.18 77.9 818
21 38 Sussex 385 4.05 3.01 74.9 812
22 22 Kent 359 4.13 2.95 75.2 811
23 28 King's College London 453 3.95 3.23 79.6 805
24 19 Leicester 386 4.08 2.93 73.6 799
25 23 Nottingham 426 4.05 3.09 79.2 795
26 20 Newcastle 425 4.13 3.09 78.7 791
27 26 Sheffield 427 4.07 3.17 76.9 786
28 28 Manchester 433 4.02 3.16 75.5 785
29 37 Reading 371 4.10 3.03 71.5 783
30 30 Glasgow 465 4.11 3.10 79.9 782
31 23 Cardiff 425 4.05 3.27 81.5 777
32 27 Aston 368 4.12 3.05 76.6 771
33 36 Queen Mary, University of London 408 4.04 3.18 69.4 760
34 33 Royal Holloway, University of London 398 4.12 3.09 62.2 759
34 39 Essex 309 4.20 3.05 64.2 759
36 31 Queen's, Belfast 380 4.10 2.99 74.9 755
37 33 Heriot-Watt 411 4.15 3.06 73.2 753
38 41 Strathclyde 473 4.02 3.04 77.6 748
39 31 Liverpool 403 3.97 3.06 72.8 747
40 44 Aberdeen 445 3.95 2.97 74.2 733
41 40 City 377 3.99 2.95 73.7 725
42 49 Dundee 398 4.13 3.03 70.3 716
43 35 SOAS, University of London 407 3.97 2.82 62.6 713
43 46 St George's, University of London 419 3.91 2.99 89.4 713
45 42 Swansea 325 4.01 3.09 78.7 711
46 43 Keele 358 4.22 2.88 71.9 704
47 45 Stirling 371 3.98 2.96 70.1 700
48 51 Coventry 309 4.27 2.67 70.8 690
49 47 Brunel University London 351 4.14 2.67 59.5 687
50 50 Goldsmiths, University of London 352 3.98 2.90 55.4 680
51 55 Lincoln 334 4.09 2.54 67.4 664
52 62 University for the Creative Arts 325 3.95 2.72 49.3 657
53 52 Nottingham Trent 309 4.09 2.59 63.3 655
54 71 De Montfort 305 4.08 2.67 68.7 651
54 65 Bournemouth 327 3.89 2.72 62.9 651
54 48 Oxford Brookes 345 4.10 2.66 66.7 651
57 57 Arts University Bournemouth 318 4.08 2.30 65.9 650
58 64 Bangor 323 4.19 2.99 66.1 647
59 63 Portsmouth 306 4.08 2.75 66.2 642
60 84 Harper Adams 331 4.11 2.66 67.0 637
60 58 Northumbria 360 4.01 2.71 61.7 637
62 53 West of England, Bristol 324 3.97 2.70 68.2 633
63 77 Bradford 312 3.97 2.95 72.1 632
63 66 Hull 326 4.11 2.70 63.1 632
63 54 Robert Gordon 382 4.05 2.35 80.2 632
66 93 Roehampton 284 4.10 2.83 56.3 625
66 84 Ulster 308 4.09 2.91 56.5 625
68 81 Liverpool John Moores 342 4.07 2.79 61.1 624
69 61 Buckingham 299 4.26 75.3 623
70 69 Bath Spa 315 4.11 2.52 55.4 622
70 55 Falmouth 307 4.07 2.04 69.8 622
72 66 Sheffield Hallam 317 4.02 2.76 59.2 619
73 73 Manchester Metropolitan 345 3.99 2.74 60.0 618
74 70 Huddersfield 324 4.12 2.65 69.2 613
75 60 Hertfordshire 316 3.92 2.61 67.9 612
76 73 Brighton 315 4.00 2.84 64.4 608
77 76 Chichester 306 4.14 2.50 56.8 604
78 80 Queen Margaret 340 4.03 2.65 62.4 603
79 98 Cardiff Metropolitan 314 4.03 3.00 58.2 601
80 91 Gloucestershire 312 4.06 2.38 57.9 595
80 66 University of the Arts, London 311 3.85 3.12 54.5 595
82 89 Edge Hill 317 4.16 2.22 58.2 592
83 72 Glasgow Caledonian 370 3.93 2.67 67.9 591
83 73 Northampton 281 4.18 2.09 59.3 591
85 83 Royal Agricultural University 306 3.81 1.40 71.6 579
86 87 Aberystwyth 310 3.92 2.84 52.6 570
86 59 Winchester 305 4.09 2.32 51.1 570
88 82 Birmingham City 298 4.04 2.64 62.4 568
89 94 Middlesex 271 4.07 2.58 56.4 565
90 79 Plymouth 308 4.03 2.74 57.4 561
91 90 Central Lancashire 311 4.04 2.51 58.6 560
92 101 Edinburgh Napier 333 4.02 2.52 61.0 555
93 78 Chester 299 4.13 2.08 65.3 554
94 87 Derby 288 4.12 2.07 54.0 541
95 91 Abertay 334 3.95 2.16 60.5 536
96 84 Salford 328 3.93 2.54 56.0 534
97 - Liverpool Hope 302 4.01 2.21 52.0 531
98 96 Teesside 303 4.09 2.58 57.0 529
99 95 York St John 291 4.03 2.04 64.4 528
100 96 Westminster 309 3.96 2.74 50.1 525
101 113 Leeds Trinity 281 4.15 2.01 65.1 519
102 100 South Wales 319 3.96 2.51 54.6 513
103 105 Staffordshire 268 4.04 2.20 54.7 512
104 107 Kingston 297 3.90 2.70 53.8 511
105 104 Worcester 296 3.98 2.08 60.4 509
106 103 Canterbury Christ Church 270 4.03 2.38 59.8 507
107 99 Greenwich 309 4.08 2.33 48.6 505
108 110 West London 257 4.00 1.92 67.1 492
109 - St Mary's, Twickenham 287 4.07 1.98 62.9 486
110 117 Bedfordshire 227 4.04 2.52 59.3 484
111 112 Cumbria 292 4.11 2.13 61.2 475
112 109 St Mark and St John 313 4.11 63.5 470
113 115 Buckinghamshire New 256 3.88 2.19 52.8 467
114 102 Leeds Beckett 284 3.93 2.16 55.2 460
115 116 Anglia Ruskin 249 4.10 2.37 58.3 453
116 108 Sunderland 293 4.02 2.12 50.5 440
117 118 Bishop Grosseteste 282 4.12 1.96 66.8 435
118 119 West of Scotland 297 3.96 2.36 57.9 430
119 120 London South Bank 244 3.94 2.52 48.6 429
120 106 Newman 291 4.07 2.13 56.2 425
121 121 Bolton 282 4.03 2.04 57.0 424
122 114 Southampton Solent 272 3.91 1.63 50.0 412
123 110 Glyndwr 243 4.07 2.15 63.3 407
124 122 East London 273 4.06 2.71 49.9 406
125 - Trinity Saint David 263 4.06 2.39 50.2 405
126 123 London Metropolitan 220 3.86 2.44 44.6 327

nawao. What's the meaning of these? Bomb dey you r head Sha. Learn to appreciate good things.

All these mumu 3yrs experience... Them no reason say some of us just finished service abi.

ekafine:
See their scratch faces. This people can only come from Southwest. Yorrrobbers should stop giving us bad name all over the world.

how is udo udoma street today dear?

Ujoan:
Just SHUT UP already . . . you are just plain irritationg!

Why you keep insulting this girl and defending that family is beyond me . . . . You must be one of them and I agree with her when she said you all deserve to DIE!!!

seriously I think this bitch is one of them. Stupid gal

Anyss:
Seriously fa. I don't knw d Kindda spirit university has dat change ppl so much. My kid sis is going to d uni am jus praying for her seriously

hahahahah serious prayer o. God will see her through. That's the best prayer... Other things normal jor

kennyman2000:
Lol.. Bro, am telling you, i learnt that logic tey tey.. One of my friends was once looking for a self contain apartment sometimes ago, he insisted that, the apartment he's looking for must have steady electricity. I mean, the area. I was like, wetin u wan use steady electricity do? u be welder abi na barber u be. He was like, u no go understand, i never knew that, na packaging things this guy wan use am do oooo... Its because of his air condition he's looking for steady electricity. To package gals. He's air condition in his sitting room, got the house pimped. Always stepping up his fashion sense. Getting himself nice designer wears and accessories. Got himself a car as well. U'll always see him on abroad online shopping stores, buying swaggalistic things and sophisticated things to love-vendor his house. If u see his kitchen, he's almost all electronic kitchen gadgets. He never spent for gals. Infact, he's the one collecting from them, when most gals enter his house, they'll fall. some will even call him and be begging him, they want to come and spend the night with him just to have a feel of his cool room and all the eatable in his fridge.

Guys, use your to get urself comfortable and use the comfortability to package them gals!

Hahaha.. All na packaging bro. No time to be mumu. I can't even reason what the Op did. Sponsoring a girl when you have younger ones? Even if u no get younger ones u go get mother na.

But this op no try Sha. Abi you no go University before? No how person go enter school no go change. Girl must get guy wey go dey York her steady. You come dey sponsor girl wey you no York op. Mehn... Thangs dey happen o. Me wey go meet girl on Thursday den York her on Saturday.... I pity op. Guys make we dey learn abeg.

Preciousone4ril:
She was even honest! Ur galfriend can be on a deck and she would answer ur call and tell u she loves u and bla bla bla and then drop ur call and continue blowing! gals ain't loyal bro. Never take it to heart. Every soji guy knows what I'm talking about!

very correct

400billionman:


I quit being like you long ago. Thank God, no girl chop me pass N50k. All of them no pass N200k. Sending woman to school mean say i be BILL AND MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

But bros, if you want to have your way with ladies, it is sex before money. It is a hard truth. Once a lady notices that you meet all her needs and do not demand anything from her, she will collect all your gifts and FRIENDZONE you.

Any lady you meet, tell her you want her to come to your house. If not she sees you as mugu.

One i for marry called me MUGU after 3 months dating without sex. A lady who once promised, that she can never marry another guy.

three months without sex? Wetin una dey see talk then my man? I don't even allow girls do me anyhow. I love my life.

kennyman2000:
You bleeped up big time bro! Well, i wouldnt blame you, they say experience is the best teacher. Now, u've felt the pain of being betrayed. When we nairalanders wey done get the experience here dey yarn u na say, make u na no spend for gals, say, some gals are ungrateful beings. Abi, shey u no dey see, ''hoes aint loyal'' u thought, that words were for joke. Right? Now, u know better.

I guess, op isnt hustler, seems he's comfortable already. He can keep spending!

Op, its time to pick the pieces of your broken heart and move on.

Next time, instead of wasting ur money on a foolish hoe. Use the money to get your house pimped. Get yourself nice shirts and get fashionable things. Step up ur swags. Use the swags to get them gals packaged outside, they'll fall when they see fashionistic op with nice perfs like black orchid Tom ford, use that money to get yourself a ride too and if u done get before, buy additional one, he no dey too much. Take them home, that u've gotten pimped and see if they'll wanna leave. From there, na to dey use story bang them.

Lastly, you can as well invest the money into something profitable.

Once again, spending money on a girl education is no guarantee you can buy their loyalty.

To my hustler nairalanders out there, may God bless our hustle!!

Badt guy.. Mehn I love this comment. Op you need to wake up seriously. Girls are bad news.

Anyss:
In as much as I am a lady. I have never adviced a guy to data an undergraduate. A fresher is worst. 300L n final year might be honest. Undergraduate babes eeeh. Fear dem oh. Wot goes on in their heads eeh nor be here at all. Keep wondering how I take graduate self.

no be lie. Na uni dey spoil people. Imagine Mario wey no dey smoke igbo start dey smoke am...even chidinma start to dey wine yansh when she see guys. University sweet Sha. Op forget that girl and be sharp next time.

Titto93:
Someone should tell this op that we're in Naija

our fruits are:

1. Orange

2. Mango

3. Pineapple

4. Banana

5. Watermelon

6. Pear

7. Apple

8. paw paw

9. Garden egg

10. Cucumber

11. Carrot

WTF is:

1. Blackberry

2. Cherry

3. Pomegranate

I tire o.. Which one is pomegranate again?