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TMKsouth:
I took out Iceyjay.zz last night, did u see? Check first page of my latest thread.

He tried spamming my thread and trolling and I comprehensively shot him down on page1 resulting in his ban. Him and 2 other trolls ganging up on me for 2 weeks and now their leader is down for a few weeks. That's the SA warrior spirit This Blurpy will end up in the same bin if he's thinking of trolling us. VERY...BAD...IDEA!

I like the way you put them in their place.

Lucky Number Slevin


Underated classic

Hmmm...

Dyt:

Approximately mid

I see.Your play list is evident enough.Good taste.

Dyt:
Yep

I could tell.

Early? Mid? or late?

Dyt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tCTm5M3Cp8


Something about her voice
You will always know she's the one

Let me guess - you are an 80s baby,isn't it?

edon21:
hey I don't want to go down this road again but stats show that Nigeria has higher number of both literate and non literates than South Africa. Got it?

We not talking about the religious aficionados who learned how to recite the Holy Quran pages and scream Allah's name here.

edon21:
95 for South Africa is also inflated then and 62 percent for Nigeria is very much deflated cause for all I know most people in Nigeria study to at least the secondary school level. Like over 80 percent

South Africa ranks at no.76 in global stats while Nigeria ranks at a traumatising no.142 out of 160 countries.Your illiteracy rate is higher than ours,but of course,I'm counting on a Nigerian to argue with credible statistics.

jl115:
SA because 95% of its population is literate vs 62% for Nigeria

Nigeria is 51% actually.The 62% is an inflated figure.

bakynes:
I can't believe some people are still ignorant in 2019. White South Africans are not black people obviously and are British and Dutch origin during the apartheid era. They are not the ones that carry out those Xenophobic attacks, its the lazy black South Africans. Most White South Africans live in the high brow areas in Joburg, Cape town,Durban etc. The poor Xenophobic blacks dont have access to carry out their rubbish in such areas.

Get your passport stamped.There is a much bigger world out there beyond the borders of makoko,and you need to do it soon cause your ignorance is bone-chilling.

GhostWisperer:
Kindergarten stuff? Since when does the world take a Zulu's opinion seriously? Your national pass mark is 30%, so good luck trying to determine what amounts to a good diss lexicon.
Stupid bozo


Deny your father or mother ever voted in south Africa until their death.

And you're on the internet yelling with someone who bought you your freedom and made you part of civilization.

You can't afford a memory card on your choking phone . You still use your neighbour's WiFi to surf the web and you want to convince the world you're not enveloped by the same forces and curses that made your ancestors Africa's most docile lots?

Shame on you

I kept you here blowing impotent blows in an attempt to settle whatever score you think you needed to settle,and you come at this very hour to tell me you don't take my opinions seriously? .You are a joke

GhostWisperer:
kikikikikikiki. Same tormented burnt Mandela orphan I string like a puppet just like the Boers strung his father and his offspring to become the world's retarded burden with chronic inferiority complex.

I ignored you for a week and your Zulu battered soul felt happy for "winning" a war none of his shattered lineage had ever won. Not even to free yourselves from 7 % European settlers.

And now you're boiling again that this Nigerian can't even grant you the consolatory prize of having the last word after battering your wretched spirit out of your weak body

Here's something: just 20 years ago, you witnessed apartheid with all its negative psychological and emotional effects. And You're showing every symptom of a child having total lack of self-confidence and poor self image.

You know your daddy and mommy never voted in a national election in south Africa, no?

Son of a nobody!

Kindergarten utterance at it's finest.



It doesn't matter what length your next essay is going to be,it still won't change the fact that you still numero uno when it comes to open defecation and you proudly earned yourself another insignia and officially toppled India from poverty capital of the world position...I salute ya!

GhostWisperer:
I get that mumu activation button.

Anytime I shellacked him like the Boers did his inglorious ancestor, Shaka the humiliated Zulu, he will hang on just to have the last say.

That's how very seriously he takes Nigerians.

I go call you

SilvaBullet:
Kwakwakwa!!!

He is under cultural colonisation making nairaland his home.

Everytime I annihilate egotistical lezz his gay lovers fall out of trees to give him a word of comfort.These monkey gays are sodomizing each other with ebola ridden dićks to cure the great pain I've brought to their hearts.

GhostWisperer:
Jacob Zuma apologised to Nigeria twice!!! When we were even at fault. That's recognition of superiority.

But a Zulu plonkr like you who never ventures out of a Nigerian forum won't even know what's happening in your world!

Now just as these primitive purge of nature celebrate Shaka's defeat, he's also celebrating hi beheading by my own hands.

It's no coincidence why you've never registered any Zulu winning an academic award. Your national pass mark is 30% against the universal standard of 50%

Seems mother nature created Zulu genealogically disadvantaged!

Slaves for life.

Haha I love the mental straining this topic has done on you.How many nerves you got left cause I seem to have hit every last one of them?

So what if Zuma apologised? he was protecting whatever interests he had in your zoo...and after he recognised your "superiority" y'all rewarded him with a multi million dollar statue and named an entire street after him?..haha the paradox

Let me tell you what's happening in my world,your illiterate president embarked on a very useless trip to SA to beg us to let you stay in South Africa but little does he know that we are still going to kick your asses and there is nothing he will do about it except keep coming here to beg


And how does one person winning an academic award to cement HIS own PERSONAL legacy rescue Nigeria from number 1 most poverty striken country in the world spot?


Btw,have y'all retrieved the money the SA government took from your government that was supposed to buy weapons from SA to combat Boko Haram? LOL

GhostWisperer:
Another poorly executed attempt from the south African Zulu sod.

Like everything they ever do always ends in a spectacular flameout.

You can not do a textual match with people God appointed to be your liberators. And you will never stop loosing like Shaka the scalped Zulu anytime you attempt to go against me.

Hideous, Zulu no-lifer armed with a cheap android phone which has run out of storage space just like you have run out of anything reasonable to say....

You're my bitch and I'm not just talking personal level, I'm talking on a scale of economics, socials and culturally and politically.

Afterall, your own president owned publicly on your incalculable debts to Nigeria.

Son of the the dispossessed

I have detached your limbs now you just raving like a dying penguin.Incalculable debts?? .You erected Jacob Zuma's statue to shoe how much y'all worship us...the joke's on you

GhostWisperer:
You created an account just to diss with me?

How desperate and frustrated can Jaceblaze, the ape from mpumalanga be?

If you have that much time on your hands why don't you go do another Mandel time in a Boer's jail because Zulus still need another Mandela for economic apartheid redemption.

And someone as useless as you is still alive wasting oxygen and food when you should be chopped down like a dog and sacrifice as a peace offering to Afrikaners.

I don't know why internet-debris chewing termites like you think equal rights is meant to be taken seriously when we a know you're genetically inferior to an angora goat.

Once again when you an afford simple memory card and data, you will taken seriously.

You're using your neighbour's data to throw tantrums...now ask yourself if your economic worth can even amount to the data conveying your frustrations.

Pathetic mpumalanga Zulu.

Stop flattering yourself


ghostwisperer is typing just for the sake it.I see the way I delivered gut-wrenching,ego crushing punches got you losing the sense of direction.The way I'm so struggling to find the relevence of mentioning of Mandela's name... monkey! If you can't take the punches anymore just say so and stop making a fool of yourself.


This turd doesn't even have a political voice in his country yet it has the audacity to talk equal rights.The reason you apes will rather die in foreign prisons is because you know back home you just exist to be turned into manure by some bare-foot bandits called Boko Haram.


in other news:119 Nigerians are on death row in Malaysia for drug smuggling but your biggest concern is to score cheap internet points with Jayceon. LOL


still haven't updated your old software?

GhostWisperer:
Your mother and father are brainless slavish illiterates. Zulu gibbon.

So your "cobra clutch can be found in a dictionary or from some register used in sports. Never even mind your application of the word was greatly flawed by context.

Pitiable, half-literate sod

When you can't afford data and storage space on your cheap phone, your material wretchedness perfectly mirrors the quality of your education: subpar.

Child of a slave.

Here's the deal, how about you look yourself in the mirror and own up to the fact that you have no history, goals or ambition.

48 million Zulus left to occupy 15% of south Africa's land mass and your greatest ambition is to outwit a Nigerian on social media?

Damn!!! cursed lot!!!

Your family doesn't own a single parcel of land or gravesite, progressing to little insects like you who can't even afford data and storage space.

We know your graveside will eventually serve as your children's living room for lack of space in south Africa and just 7% of European settlers who are your overlords in all spheres of your national life are responsible for this multi-genenrational curse.

And all you think about is squatting and digital-stalking NIGERIANS online?

How did Zulus offend the devil he had to punish them with chronic brainlessness?

lezz charging emotionally thinking all these stupid childish insults save him from the humiliation HE subjected himself to...not even close.

You went from not knowing the word exists to telling me about its contextual application? Fool! it's a metaphorical use of the word.How is it flawed in context,half-wit?

I can't afford data but I have been burning your soul and ego with facts about the zoo you were born in? what a paradoxical statement,but then you're are too butthurt to make sense of what you type.


Nope! perhaps that's your own greatest ambition to outwit South Africans.After screaming Zulu for decades and South Africans not responding to you had you attention-starved until I came along to entertain your your hilarious rants,afterall that's are,unverified assertions like you said yourself


So you typed a long essays to sway attention from your outdated software? nice try

GhostWisperer:
Does cobra have a clutch? We know south Africa has over 7 official languages making Zulus like you to be English deficient. But I was assuming your association with Nigerians here would have groomed your skills.

Now I see your cheap phone still choking on lack of storage space and your now even using your neighbour's wi-fi.

What a headless Zulu reptile hissing and twisting in a dance of death.

Idiot!

You really love shooting yourself on the scrotum with your ignorance."cobra clutch" is a wrestling technique,but since you only crammed pre Shakespeare English words you wouldn't know anything about morden English vocabulary.Haven't you humiliated yourself enough?. Yes! we have 11 official languages and we are proud of all of them.


Neighbour's WiFi? don't let that jealousy cause you kidney failure



Ermmm have you made enough from skull mining to buy data and upload your outdated software?

Rewards of "development"

GhostWisperer:
We don't converse with a Zulu who can't afford memory card and data. We swat them like buzzing insects. Just like the Boers did to you in Soweto.

No time. This Zulus is being disemboweled like his father and like the one before him down the unbroken like of brainless, disgrace Shaka the defeated Zulu

I'm not going to waste time with your looped "disses"

This disenfranchised monkey is trying very hard to whizzle his way out of my cobra clutches cause he can't answer why after claiming to be wealthy he still can't buy data to update the outdated software

Look,I have enough Vodacom data and WiFi bundles at my disposal.If I choose,I can give Sambisa monkeys hell while posting pics of their primitive lives without worrying about data depletion

GhostWisperer:
[s]this human dirtbag still dubiously claims ownership of what's bigger than his existence and bloodlines.

Maybe the style I used for your mother in mpumalanga was also borrowed form you too?

You corsses out my post....lolz, hurt much?[/s]

Have you uploaded your outdated software? too economically disenfranchised to afford just 1GB?