₦airaland Forum

E dey kampe

A popular indian man known as Bhundu, who was renowned in solving misteries in America, India and other parts of the world has promised to produced the 82yr old prof Iweala kidnappeed on sunday in just 1hr if contacted with conditions.

Bhundu, as he is popularly called in India is known to travel by wind to nearly all the countries in world on his course of solving natural and supernatural problems.

Bhundu's condition of producing prof okonjo is that all the old hands governing Nigeria are all corrupt, and are not worthy to rule, therefore, the entire governance should be left in the hands of the emerging youths and to lead the youths is a youngman he has never met in his life, he described him as a Nairaland username of Helpmeohgod.
If these conditions are met, he would travel by wind and do the okonjo's miracle.

Police, police!! Police!!!
How many times did I call u ?

@mamoo6----no sir

Available

Avail

.

Available

Yes, still available

Waiting

If nobody praise lizard when e fall from tree, e go praise himself by nodding his head nah

Still available

When you wake up and see a chicken chasing you, run for you do not know if it has grown teeth overnight
Tough time never lasts but tough men do

Waiting

Still available

Available

$

Let me start this thread with the following;

What an old man sees while sitting down, the young cannot see while on top a tree.

You cannot be faster than your shadow no matter how fast you run.

A chicken trampling on its chick so hard does not kill it.

An okro tree does not grow beyond the owner @ harvest time.

The devil you know is better than the Angel you don't know.

ADD YOURS WHILE I WAIT

Price reduced

The New York police department have been monitoring the extravagant spending of Carlos younger brother, our get away driver. Upon interrogation, he had no legal means of proving such funds. So, so when he was given a bate of naming conspirators for getting a shorter sentence, ge has no choice that to turn me and Carlos on.
After our case has been reviewed, it was held that Carlos and I be put in a gas chamber, and just as I was being led to the gas chamber, I felt a soft touch on my right leg; it was my wife waking me up and telling me that I had been kicking and jumping in my sleep.
WHAT A BAD DREAM.

I have always thought that if I should become a robber, let it be a bank robber and it must not be in Nigeria.
So I finally got my American visa few years back and it did not take me long to form a gang with Carlos, an Italian american dude. After familiarizing myself with hollywood environment, and how their bank operates, we began to strike.
Carlos younger brothe will drive us to the bank, and on mask we will rob the banks and slip into the trunk of the car each time of escape. Sometimes, carlos younger brother would stop on each escape and give false information to oncoming police patrol van.
This robbery incidents continued for years that I had to keep hiding the millions of dollars I had raked in, in my doghouse.
I was never caught, and twice the police came to my house with a search warrant and the money was never discovered in my doghouse. Yet the bank robbery continued to the extent that the NYPD nicknamed we the robbers hollywood. Until one day it happened.

Everybody is shouting revolution, revolution, even the op could not come out on saturday to kick it off.

Hmm

...

Available

??

Although ur username is opportunity but u did not use an opportunity presented to you by God. All you needed to do is to start withdrawing the money but since you have decide to waste this opportunity and leave it in the hands of crooks, without no job, wake up tomorrow and tell this story to your children and see what they will do to you. God help you become rich someday else you can never meet this kind of opportunity till eternity

Still available

Still available

Yes oo

Vable

.