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Jokes EtcRe: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(op): 10:35am On Dec 02, 2012
Na so we see am
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jolade’s Hidden Secrets Exposed! by helpmeohgod(m): 10:51pm On Dec 01, 2012
Ewu december. Where d secret wen u expose now? Mtchew
AutosRe: 18months Used Sharp 2005 Nissan Murano Jeep With DVD And Reverse Camera For 1.2m by helpmeohgod(op): 10:43pm On Dec 01, 2012
Fog light and adjustable seat and warmer
AutosRe: 18months Used Sharp 2005 Nissan Murano Jeep With DVD And Reverse Camera For 1.2m by helpmeohgod(op): 11:14am On Dec 01, 2012
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AutosRe: 18months Used Sharp 2005 Nissan Murano Jeep With DVD And Reverse Camera For 1.2m by helpmeohgod(op): 10:34am On Dec 01, 2012
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Autos18months Used Sharp 2005 Nissan Murano Jeep With DVD And Reverse Camera For 1.2m by helpmeohgod(op): 10:20am On Dec 01, 2012
Auto drive
Factory ice cold A/c
Leather seat
Reverse camera
Remote controlled Dvd player
Moon roof
Mileage-90,000
First body
Alloy wheels
Dual 4 curtain airbags
Powered windows and doors
Remote doors
6 cd loaders
Its buy and drive away.
Pix below.

Reason for selling;owner just upgraded to a 2012 car
Vehicle available @ Micom, Egbeda, Lagos on 08034064708 for 24hrs inspection

RomanceRe: When A Girl Bites Her Lower Lips What Does That Mean? by helpmeohgod(m): 7:12am On Nov 29, 2012
Take a look @ Stella Bella's post-she wants your blokous
Talking from experience because I once had a girlfriend that does this few years back. Anytime she bites her lips and smile @ me as a sharp guy, I will take her in and give it to her hard. Girls like that are never tired of sex because @ time I do have sex up to 8 times a day with this my former girl. The biting lips sign is a sign of sex me, so if she does it 10 times, give it to her 10 times but if you cannot, call me for help. ITS NOT ANYTHING DEMONIC
Jokes EtcRe: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(op): 12:33pm On Nov 27, 2012
Pass well well
PropertiesRe: Built And Furnished Twin Duplex @ Asaba GRA By NTA For 55m Asking by helpmeohgod(op): 10:12am On Nov 26, 2012
Yes
AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 10:08am On Nov 26, 2012
Call me
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD!!!LEXUS RX 300 For Urgent Sale,,price reduced to 930k(asking) by helpmeohgod(m): 6:56pm On Nov 25, 2012
Goodevening. Pls if u can accept 800k let me know so I can call u. 08034064708 is my number
AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 6:05pm On Nov 25, 2012
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Jokes EtcWhy Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(op): 4:39pm On Nov 25, 2012
In 1960 when Nigeria had her independence, there was celebration in lagos and people came from different areas of the state.
Akpors and the people of Warri decided to come to lagos with an old lorry.
When they got to lagos, Akpors sensing that food and drinks wpuld be offered to group delegates, said to the group, 'its better we take better names now before introduction, this one no be warfi o, so anything them share give person make e take according to his name'.
So they all accepted and began to take sweet names like chief warri and co. When it got to Akpors turn, he took the name 'all of you'
So when there were serving foods, Akpors will ask, na who get food? Service girl will answer 'all of you. Akpors will look at everybody and begin to eat alone. When hunger became unbearable for the warri delegates as Akpors continued to munch everything that came in the name of all of you, they had no option than to leave Akpors and go back to Warri hungry.
So when Akpors finished all the food and slept, he woke up in the morning on an empty field without no money nor friends, so he began to wander in Lagos till date.

Jokes EtcWhy Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960 by helpmeohgod(op): 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2012
In 1960 when Nigeria had her independence, there was celebration in lagos and people came from different areas of the state.
Akpors and the people of Warri decided to come to lagos with an old lorry.
When they got to lagos, Akpors sensing that food and drinks wpuld be offered to group delegates, said to the group, 'its better we take better names now before introduction, this one no be warfi o, so anything them share give person make e take according to his name'.
So they all accepted and began to take sweet names like chief warri and co. When it got to Akpors turn, he took the name 'all of you'
So when there were serving foods, Akpors will ask, na who get food? Service girl will answer 'all of you. Akpors will look at everybody and begin to eat alone. When hunger became unbearable for the warri delegates as Akpors continued to munch everything that came in the name of all of you, they had no option than to leave Akpors and go back to Warri hungry.
So when Akpors finished all the food and slept, he woke up in the morning on an empty field without no money nor friends, so he began to wander in Lagos till date.
AutosRe: Xmas Bonanza;sharp Toyota Camry 96 @ 550k Now 470k by helpmeohgod(op): 11:14am On Nov 25, 2012
Still available
AutosRe: Twin Duplex House For Sale In Asaba by helpmeohgod(op): 8:30am On Nov 25, 2012
Av
PropertiesRe: Built And Furnished Twin Duplex @ Asaba GRA By NTA For 55m Asking by helpmeohgod(op): 7:07am On Nov 25, 2012
Aha
AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 7:05am On Nov 25, 2012
Going
PropertiesRe: Built And Furnished Twin Duplex @ Asaba GRA By NTA For 55m Asking by helpmeohgod(op): 5:45pm On Nov 24, 2012
Okay
AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 5:42pm On Nov 24, 2012
Y
AutosRe: Twin Duplex House For Sale In Asaba by helpmeohgod(op): 2:41pm On Nov 24, 2012
Avail
AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 11:46am On Nov 24, 2012
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PropertiesRe: Built And Furnished Twin Duplex @ Asaba GRA By NTA For 55m Asking by helpmeohgod(op): 8:16am On Nov 24, 2012
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AutosRe: Twin Duplex House For Sale In Asaba by helpmeohgod(op): 8:10am On Nov 24, 2012
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AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 7:02am On Nov 24, 2012
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AutosRe: Twin Duplex House For Sale In Asaba by helpmeohgod(op): 8:14pm On Nov 23, 2012
House is @ GRA @ by NTA Asaba, delta state.
Price;50m Naira

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AutosTwin Duplex House For Sale In Asaba by helpmeohgod(op): 8:06pm On Nov 23, 2012
6 rooms each ensuit
With toilets and bath in each rooms
Tastefully furnished.

Just call chris on 08034064708 for 24hrs inspection
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AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 7:46pm On Nov 23, 2012
Slightly negotiable
AutosRe: Special;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 1:21pm On Nov 23, 2012
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AutosSpecial;;clean Toyota Camry 96 For Just 465k @ 08034064708 by helpmeohgod(op): 1:17pm On Nov 23, 2012
Auto drive
Factory chill a/c
Alloy wheels
Power windows
Central lock
Fabric seat
Double airbags
Sound engine and gear system.

Available in lagos on 08034064708.

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PropertiesRe: Built And Furnished Twin Duplex @ Asaba GRA By NTA For 55m Asking by helpmeohgod(op): 8:29am On Nov 23, 2012
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AutosRe: Xmas Bonanza;sharp Toyota Camry 96 @ 550k Now 470k by helpmeohgod(op): 1:32pm On Nov 22, 2012
Call me

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