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Education / Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by hemjaylee(m): 9:23am On May 23, 2017
hemjaylee:
202 in jamb.... Waec result: mathsB3, engB3, chemB2,
phyC6, bioC4, agricB2 geoC5 econsC4, yorC4....one sitting ...computer
science, Lagos state university... First choice.... Wat are my chances
No one is answering me.... Please, what are my chances
Education / Re: 2017/2018 Lasu Admission Guide Thread by hemjaylee(m): 1:23am On May 23, 2017
202 in jamb.... Waec result: mathsB3, engB3, chemB2, phyC6, bioC4, agricB2 geoC5 econsC4, yorC4....one sitting ...computer science, Lagos state university... First choice.... Wat are my chances
Education / Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by hemjaylee(m): 1:25am On May 22, 2017
202 in jamb.... Waec result: mathsB3, engB3, chemB2, phyC6, bioC4, agricB2 geoC5 econsC4, yorC4....computer science, Lagos state university... First choice
Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by hemjaylee(m): 9:48pm On Jan 20, 2017
first march 13th...
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 9:13pm On Nov 16, 2015
I don't even knw mayb all dis Ibadan girls gan no even get listening ears ni U will be hearin dem shoutin; Half bread is better than Malt...Hahan Malt bawo..

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 4:03pm On Nov 16, 2015
igho003:
Guy if u really serious cum edo mak we teach u if u serious ooooo. Cum edo mak we pt u tru if u serious ooo
Am just jokin ni
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 2:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
All dis babalowo gan sef, u askin dem 4 juju Demma b makin it luk asif u 1 do Engagement.
Me:Baba I 1 dey do Yahoo nd I want mk tinz to de go fast 4 me
Baba: Owk ma son.Op u can provide Ifa's request?
Me: Yes Baba
Baba: owk. U re 2 bring; Yams (42 big tubers), Palm Oil and Vegetable Oil (25 Litres), Kolanut(25pieces), Honey (2bottles), Bitter kola (25pieces), Alligator pepper (42 pieces) Rice(1bag), she goat(2) & Money 4 sacrifice(#50,000). My son datz d small tin Ifa wants 4 yhu 2 Plus ur Yahoo
Me: Baba na yahoo I 1 do, I no 1 do engagement wit Ifa's daughter

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by hemjaylee(m): 10:56pm On Nov 07, 2015
Eleniyan15:
larhnrey , shollarey
hemjaylee cutetiana30 , afeezet ,
Olammy76


I
have nt see you guyZ testimony whatup

lasu website has been updated bank charge 300# Buh yet to fix in cost for acceptance fee
I dd nt choose lasu...thought mayb dieriz goino b second form ni
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 6:40pm On Oct 27, 2015
All dis big big companies. If dem knw say dey no go employ pesn y dey go dey talk say mk u cum 4 dier interview. U gettin 2 dah interview nd demma be lyk "sir can u please tell us dah botanical name 4 #Kpomo " ...Hahan
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by hemjaylee(m): 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
░H░A░P░P░Y░* ░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y Mrokaykay & Benco113 Bhiga u I Pray...E ma farabale last...Enjoy ya dae
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by hemjaylee(m): 7:50pm On Oct 11, 2015
Everybody is just usin probably probably probably...Oga o
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 10:18pm On Oct 10, 2015
Naija girls too like to dey famz. Even Jummy changed ha facebook name 2 #call_me_Jumia ...Hahan
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 10:18pm On Oct 10, 2015
Naija girls too like to dey famz. Even Jummy changed ha facebook name 2 #call_me_Jumia ...Hahan
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 8:51pm On Oct 07, 2015
U tried sha buh Itz 2 late
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 1:41pm On Oct 07, 2015
123papas:
lipsrsealed
I jus used my Montessori skills and my Igbo head to conjure a meaning ohh.
Buh If that one fails, this is one must pass:
Its good fortunes that gets the vultures to sacrifices to eat.
Moral: The vultures eats the sacrifice feeling fortunate.
Deeper Explanation: Evil bird eat evil food, no issues. Explanation in Mathematics: minus * minus = plus
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2015
123papas:
"Aje gun ni IGUNUGUN je EBO"...

Make omo ibo translate for you. Now listen

Igunugun is a diety. Aje gun means Glutton. Ebo is sacrifice.

Direct translation: The diety (Igunugun) eats his sacrifice using the glutton.

Advise: Don't let the devil exploit ur greed.

Moral: Just tell Daddy, I understand.





hmm Nyc 1
wier Ve u bin all dis Wyl
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 1:15pm On Oct 06, 2015
tomiobj:
sorry, I don't know it...I school in france
lol
Den translate it in French
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 10:00pm On Oct 05, 2015
Herapal:
Yep! I'm just reiterating the wonderful saying in my own words. I'm not the translator you're looking for :-)
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 9:17pm On Oct 01, 2015
Guyz plz, Wier can I get D new Etisalat sim that MTN is producing
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 10:29pm On Sep 30, 2015
onene3321:
u sabi westi cum nw mak we put u try if u serious ooooo
tanx bro...i just dey joke ni
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 1:08pm On Sep 30, 2015
onene3321:
Guy no dey dull cum edo mak we teach u well
lol
Wetin u 1 teach me 4 Edo
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 10:11pm On Sep 28, 2015
Dis 1 dat Ma Iphone6 is usin dual sim nd it doesn't av Flashlight...I pray itz not chinko o, cuz 25k z nt a smal money o
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by hemjaylee(m): 12:54pm On Sep 27, 2015
Mrokaykay:

I won't advice anyone to claim another state just because of admission especially if u are a guy...it has future effects.....
As for me am from Imo state and that's what I used in 2012 n still uniosun gave me admission.....
D.E list will come with the 2nd list by his Grace....it will b uploaded on both Jamb and Uniosun website.....after Oct 1st...
For those that will ask of my source
My source is heavenly source oh grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
lol
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by hemjaylee(m): 10:17pm On Sep 24, 2015
africanqueeny:
It likely the 2nd list be out tomorrow or monday upward... So be at alert...
is it bkus d payment of acceptance fee is goin 2 end 2moro?
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by hemjaylee(m): 9:22pm On Sep 18, 2015
yomzee911:
Please ooo i heard the supplementary list is coming out today and have i still haven't gotten any news about it
It remains sum hours b4 2day z goin 2 End
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 8:24pm On Sep 16, 2015
Herapal:
Ije kuje ni Akalamabo n je etutu.
dis is still Yoruba now
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 8:23pm On Sep 16, 2015
mosefin19:
It means Eating finish is masquerade eating sacrifice
Lol...*Eating finish*
Bro I no gree o
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by hemjaylee(m): 6:05pm On Sep 14, 2015
goodygallant:
Witch vulture dey chop sacrifice
lol...i fear u o

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by hemjaylee(m): 11:41pm On Jul 24, 2015
Boscojugunu:
no. Wait for second round
ar u dat sure dat dieriz second round?
Nairaland / General / Re: Please What Can I Add by hemjaylee(m): 1:06am On May 04, 2015
U such a good cook. Just add dat Latest Ota Pia Pia...Den ur indomie is ready. Tank me later
Education / Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by hemjaylee(m): 7:26am On Apr 19, 2015
Mrokaykay:
Please if u need Uniosun Past Questions....just send ur Email address to me
tanks
Jokes Etc / Re: My Yahoo Life by hemjaylee(m): 1:20am On Mar 13, 2015
Today I celebrate ME! The birth of Me! The person I
have grown to be! The person I will become! The
brother, Son, friend, I am!
and the Father I will be someday! I celebrate Me
today...And in the end, it’s not the years in your
life that count. It’s the life in your years...░H░A░P░P░Y░* ░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y 2 me

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