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Wen u go put broom for armpit because u wan faint wen them dey beat u

Waiting

The day I ate broken Okin Soap thinking it was Pako Biscuit...lol
My best biscuit back then

Let's play a game..... I'll paste my account number and
u send money into it..... D person dat sends d highest
amount is the winner..
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Let's start..
0030867355 Mujib Adeshola Idowu...LMAO

WEED Brings out d real You!...WEED brings out
d real You!! WEED Brings out d real You!!! Na
wetin I dey hear everyday b dat 4 ma Hood...
So 1 day, I just said I should try it 2 know what itz
like. Na so I go buy #200 own, I chop #100 own
komot I no feel anitin, I was now like "shey na
wetin dey make dem dey pariwo b dis" nt knowing
dat itz just a gradual procex, immediately I smoke
d remaining #100 own.
15minutes later My ear started malfunctioning, I
no knw wetin I dey do 4 Army Barrack, na so
1soldier just kum "Mr Man wat are lukin 4" said d
soldier, I just smiled I taught he sed "can u please
Slap me" kuz my ear get problem dat time,na so I
go gv am Heavy slap o...Guess where I was d next
day

Have been doing Yahoo 4 the past 5years now,
ordinary 100Naira slippers I never collect, itz not
that I don't have laptop o, I have 2 laptops.
The 1st Laptop na JOMI(#10,000) while the 2nd 1
na TOKUN(#15,000), I fit charge the 2 laptops for
17days make dey no full...I don taya, I no even
know when MAGA go pay....Or should I
quit?...Please I need yours advice!!!

spartoo:
at num. 3

na wetin Jega cause b dat

February14 don dey kuz wahala o...Guys b like;
1. Just because u re menstruating, u fainted, what will happen when you are in labour? I don't want to be a young widower....Itz Over
2. I flashed you twice, u did not kal me back. Two of us can't b broke at the same time...Itz Over
3. I told you my favourite colour was Ewedu Green but dis shirt you bought me is Ugwu Green...Itz Over...
Lol We dem boiz sha

HBD BRO

Still no ansa

Millate01:
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hun?

dyadeleye:
Guy, na die you dey oooo...
I swear down

I just see say I don get New ride(wheelchair)

ikeno:
U neve c anything.....u go soon use ur head waka.

lol
U mean am?

WEED Brings out d real You!...WEED brings out d real You!! WEED Brings out d real You!!! Na wetin I dey hear everyday b dat 4 ma Hood...
So 1 day, I just said I should try it 2 know what itz like. Na so I go buy #200 own, I chop #100 own komot I no feel anitin, I was now like "shey na wetin dey make dem dey pariwo b dis" nt knowing dat itz just a gradual procex, immediately I smoke d remaining #100 own.
15minutes later My ear started malfunctioning, I no knw wetin I dey do 4 Army Barrack, na so 1soldier just kum "Mr Man wat are lukin 4" said d soldier, I just smiled I taught he sed "can u please Slap me" kuz my ear get problem dat time,na so I go gv am Heavy slap o...Guess where I was d next day

princeadex92:
lolz
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can u help

Lemme contribute

Clefcentfelix:
most likely, especially if he's been here (Canada) before

No o
He just get friend 4 dier ni o

Well that's Canada not Nigeria

Hmm

Clefcentfelix:
That's what we tell our Children when we don't want to get them their requests here in Canada where I reside

lwkm o
Did you mean my dad is also doin d same tin??..lol

Thank u small

absky5:
Let me translate it 4 u

"the vulture eat the sacrifice" without any consequence"

hmm
My dad said it z not kowet

Dharhe:
. Oya add small cash join

smh
U no fit do am free

Dharhe:
. No deal,bring a better offer like....I take da phone u take da ba3 nd d back cover

no b me kall u make u kun chop ni.
Oya I go plus charger

Ansa it nd stop wastin tym

I sha don try

Dharhe:
half half or no deal

lol
How are goin 2 do it...or I shul giv u d ba3

Lol

Dharhe:
If ah give u d ansa we go share d iphone into 2,abi na?

Yea yea...U re goin 2 take d back cover.
U like it dat way

Hmmm