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So, u cnt help

Mrcdorv:
Am from China.

lol
I cnt even detect wit dis ur name

temmyt20:
am french

wu cum name u temmy?

chiibekee:
Am an igbo babe

Eeya...dat means u cnt help

#StayBlessed...hope I tried

My hobbies are: Breakfast, Lunch& Dinner...I just finished eating 4 Indomie noodles(Hungry man size)...Sumbody help. I'm not gettin my self, I can't even walk

That awkward moment you see your mum following you on twitter nd u re like;O God kini mama yi tun shey ni bi

Wow dis is serious...This small boy(5years old)sed hez goin 2 finish 4 indomie noodles(hungry man size)...That was wat I ate d other day nd I couldn't stand up 4 good 6 hours...Well he succeeded,he's now in Coma...All d prayer warriors online should please pray 4 him...he needs it criously

Cook hemjaylee wey turn Noodles 2 Suya....*smh* I don burn everything

See dis man...He bought Generator( Tiger)#3,500...D generator cun dey make noise like caterpillar wey no get better engine, he cun dey complain...No b awuff 1 kill am

Snake bite you, you dey recite Sam:23...smh...wa pen be

I asked my Dad 2 buy iphone6 4 me. He sed no problem dat his goin 2 buy it 4 me only If I can translate dis 2 English
"Aje gun ni IGUNUGUN je EBO"...I just started giving him funny answers, he now told me the offer lasts 4 3days....4 d past 2days now av bin askin google na empty page google dey bring.
All my scholars online please help me wit d answer...Abeg dis iphone6 dey important

"Fluck it I'm a Teem"....Ibadan girls take it easy now

You are damn UGLY,BORIN(asin not lively). Nd u still 1na use instagram...Abeg wetin u 1 dey do dier??...U 1 go kari weight 4 dier Cuz u dey hear Gram 4 d front

U prefer garri 2 cornflakes.
U prefer Nokia TSB(TonaSoBe)2 iphone6.
U prefer sachet water 2 Bottled water.
Padi mi don't wori,Mo understand e...
#kosiOwoLowoWeyrey

Joke! Joke!! Joke!!!
www.nairaland.com/2031524/yahoo-life

Lwkm o....pastor pastor

Elparaiso:
Bible said erhm when"Blessed are the meek for they shall, erhm do something sha" Be meek brother HemJay...
Be like our heavenly father and tell the truth. Tell her poor men no longer have hot temper

See me see trouble...Itz ma GF o. She said Hemjay
can u imagin...kenny vexd and bought a chain(gold)
worth #60,000and BB bold 5 4 his new GF #Mercy,
and Bro Temitope vexd and bought iphone5s and
laptop(hp new model) 4 his cute GF #Jesutofunmi
....she now asked 'hemjay shey you no dey vex
ni'?...I said yes, I no sabi vex...Abi my dear people
shey vexin na beta thing

Hemjay! Hemjay!! Hemjay!!!
I don do dat man wey dey Bana street wayo(419), I
show am say I be real OMO IBADAN.
I buy #iphone6 4 in place 50,000naira
The #iphone6 dey use 4sim,e get radio,
tv,bluetooth, front nd back camera.I swear d man na
confam maga...
LOOL...D Weyrey don go buy #itel6 (7,000naira
fone)for 50,000naira, cun dey call am
#iphone6 ...ABEG wu be d MAGA?..SMH
#KiIkuMapaMagaMI #StayBlessed

datguru:
How you dey take work?

i just dey joke ni o...i no dey do yahoo

datguru:
How you dey take work?

well,I dey try use phone sumtyms

joe17:
Lols. How u dey take enta net naaw. You buy Data so?

yes I dey buy now

datguru:

lol
Advice me now

Everything just taya person

More dan sef.
If d laptop is fully charged nd I comot am 4 light, I no dey use am pass 30minute b4 e go die.

Blitz4real:
Ogbeni abeg no kill me wit laff jare, go plus am na if maga no gree pay.

lol
I 4 don plus am since but na fear dey catch me

Have been doing Yahoo 4 the past 5years now, ordinary 100Naira slippers I never collect, itz not that I don't have laptop o, I have 2 laptops.
The 1st Laptop na JOMI(#10,000) while the 2nd 1 na TOKUN(#15,000), I fit charge the 2 laptops for 17days make dey no full...I don taya, I no even know when MAGA go pay....Or should I quit?...Please I need yours advice!!!

yhomz093:
it's easy just go to any thread of your choice and you'll see it on top "create new topic"

tnk u bro

Please guys
How can I create thread...cuz I b JJC