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This one really touched me, lovely family wt a pain n gap to live it..... The good God keep them in his mercy, Amen.... RIP Deji Falae

debarca2: They said we are animals, animals with tail and we were ask to feel lower part of our anus and we believed it. WTF

hahahaha... Reminds me of d last vertebral bone Coccyx aka Tail bone

ZE: I was 1st thought that the world is round(like a foot ball). Then i assumed that Ferdinand Magellan who sailed round the world(1519 - 1522) might have slipped out of space at a point.

can't forget dt name.... Geography Ist term tins

charlins20: no dull ur self o nah bore hole tns.

lol

Lachynos2k2: I hope u drank base to neutralize it.?

haahaha make e go form salt n water for e belle shey #Neutralization rxn#..... Omo!!! na die ooo! Abeg

woky: i blv dat if u point any plant wit ur finger, the plant will die!

hahahahahahaha.... You r beginning to sound llike dt guy, Okija Juju *smh*

crackhaus: Wrong!
Ammonia gas smells like rotten egg

dude it smells like urine, rotten egg is hydrogen sulphide gas H2S

john casey: I remember peeing into d bottle for ammonia after i spilled the contents..#ammonia smells like urine y'knw......,.....#picks race#

hahahahaha.... NLanders wnt keee me oooo!!!

[quote author=tj-dj]SUN RISES IN THE EAST AND SET IN THE WEST.....BULLSHIT, SUN NEVER MOVE, ITS JUST THE EARTH THAT ROTATES WHICH GIVES NIGHT AND DAY.....dont blame my teachers then, how could they explain a rotating earth to a boy anyway[/quote]Sure man, you r on point.... Tnx to My geography teacher, Acid Man #na eem nick name oo!#

Chrisx1x: I was taught that we hv step up n step down transformer so i decided 2 step up a ba3 voltage into some tin higher-xperiement failed.d only result i got was an electric shoke that made me 2 abandon d xperient.perhaps i made one or two wrng conection

hahahahahaha..... Hope say u go thanks giving Mr Faraday

felzylix: SMH! Oop n his like, u guys r xo xo re tar ded

frm me to you, a cherished gift..... Standing ovation of my left middle finger

ACM10: I can feel that science is not your strong suite. However I will give you a benefit of doubt since you are in JSS3 at the time. The reaction that gives rise to water was clear in my head when I was in JSS3. I equally learnt that commercial/public water are made available through water purification process. I also knew at that stage that combination of hydrogen gas with oxygen gas will lead to an explosion. I knew all these facts while I was in JSS3.

okay maybe ur Teachers were Einstein, Faraday, Newton n all KUDOS.... I ws jst being anxious, it's a normal juvenile stf. *Get it?*

[quote author=shits_happen]Teleportation, that matter can dematerialise( break into simple units) and reassemble elsewhere, is a very weird concept. Imagine I can appear where Mukina is right now and give him a dirty slap. lol
Levitation also, particle physics is a big cock and bull story[/quote]I've watched documentaries abt dt. scientifically there may be grounds for dt in d future #serxly, science is summtn else#

sekzy99: @op, ar u sayin wen u tried mixin h20 u d nt get water?

naahh dts nt it bro.. You'd get it, buh being eager I thought abt it in a large scale... Like bottling companies n all dt

Phder: When I was in SS1, I mistakenly drank an acid during quantitative analysis experiment, before that day, I used to believe acid is really sour in taste.

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Don't ask me the taste, because my sense of taste wasn't functioning during the incident.

huuuhhhhh *hides face*... I slightly experienced such, running around looking for reagents durin Chem 171 prat exam (first year) n I mistakenly gt H2SO4 spilled over my left hand in d rush. Well I gt so scared when I saw some skin irritation even after rinsing wt water. Thank God I finished d exam tho, with a nice grade *kneels*

Lilimax: A lot but can't think out any presently ...
okay, laughing gas "Nitrous Oxide", "N2O",comes to my mind

Thought then that when you inhale the laughing gas, you'll start laughing like a mad person .
Although it gives a euphoric effect when inhaled but not to the level of laughing like a mad person

I'm better informed now .

I thougt same oo!!!!... Well i avnt inhaled it sha

Nastydroid: @op na woman you find come NL ni? you ain't even following a single dude......at least if you marry those ones wey u dy follow prostitution go reduce

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha........ All na science ooo!!! " like charges repel, unlike charges attract"

Ajibel: I was fascinated with magnetism and so had this wild belief that almost everythin can attract to eachother/ one another... I read that if u rub a plastic ruler on a silk cloth and place it close to ur hair, ur hair stands
I decided to try lots of combinations

looolzzzz..... We practiced somtinn close too, like rubbing plastic combs against other surfaces n trying to attract little pieces of papers # Durin harmattan especially#.... n yeah it wrkd, sumtimz sha

I remember so well after an integrated science class in my JSS 3 when we were taught that a combination of hydrogen and oxygen ( ratio 2:1) wlld yield water, I just thought that yeah so water bottling companies get 2 'big" chambers of hydrogen and oxygen gases to mix and then Boooooooooommm!!!!!! We've gt water H2O.
Did y'all av any as eager science students??

Abba ichelekwuuuuuuuuu........ Gawd!!! I remember dz days @ tincan island F.G.C okigwe #Memories#

Awww Osas, I call her esperance..She's my ex tho!! I DUMPED her for Popowaa # what d Bleep was I thinking?#........ But I'm grateful for the gift of NomskiO Aurorita, she's d best geh a guy culd av, I love u baby!!!

Danhumprey: She no get b.reast. Why?

u want bobby shey Smh

Like criously, where d f*** r nomski's photos....... I don't av them, can sum1 plsssssssss help out

Nomski0:

sure. Nomski, I can

Worst name?? Okay it's Marthakings....... *hugs her passionately*

That awkward moment when u watch a downloaded porn video on ur BlackBerry phone at night wtout putin off d listening signal ...... And then u keep changing DPs n PMs almost every 10 seconds to wipe the trace of wt u just did #BB users will understand#

That awkward moment when I spend weeks reading dictionaries and watching romantic movies just to chyke marthakings and all she repies my text is. " Lol. K"

Marthakings: that awkward moment when a mod closes ur thread because another similar thread exists

as in ehh!!!

Marthakings: *Raises Right Hand Up*
Eyaff happened to me o... hehehe

i haff catch u today.... So na u bn release gas for dt bus Ehh?

Marthakings: omg! itz really happening.... i wore my dad's sunglasses to look at the sun

for real?

It's a total eclipse here in Enugu, in my room tho!

I'm Hendrix........ University of Nigeria, Enugu campus. 4th Mbbs Prog