Na Oceanic Bank be this that year..

Told my classmates my Dad was the general manager of Shell... I stay in Port Harcourt, So i had to claim my own oil well money biko

Moswhite:
So make we no fu*k again? So make we no fu*k again?

Onku no vex u hear

Moswhite:
So make we no fu*k again? So make we no fu*k again?

Onku no vex u hear

I can confidently say owerri boasts of more G guys than Ph and Benin ( Trust me v stayed in almost all the cities on this list )...
Lagos
Owerri
Benin
PH
Enugu
... then others..

Imagine Cubana( dsame club aomeone spent 7milla last dec ) a bottle of jack daniels for 30k. Idiats

Aniefiok friday!! That name. Did all i should. Call, text, emails, send scanned documents all to no avail.
Na so my 2013,2014,2015 money carry go (450000). But we thank God now. We are done with school. We are bigger now.

I hope they (TEPNG) regroups and come stronger tho. They helped boys then

Alexbabybird:
You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

Is like u haff big big bweasts o

every single OD drug was a hit back to back. from tramadol to codeine to diazepam to methylphenidate... Cannabinol ti take over. #StayOffDrugs

Musa Danjuma be like " I'm a soldier man oya stand at ease..."

vivly
marthak
anniepie
temigracie

I vote....
juicygee
legacy44
marthak
temigracie
nomskiO
missterious
caracta

My dream milf

Chinaimporter: [size=18pt]you guys dont understand it....eminado is a sicillian pronouncation of illuminado which means an illuminated person or in occultic terminology a scion of illuminati...he chant is in praise of the grand architect of the universe who is the the bright morning star, the blessed Sanctus Illuminatus luciferum [/size]

wetinn u drink??

olorunthobby: Eminado is simply yoruba statement emi ni ado meaning 'nah me go straf am'

awon werey

Obiagelli: LIES LIES LIES.
It will take a determined and patriotic leader nothing more than a month to reduce oil theft by 80%. My 2cents.

Please post a link where saro wiwa spoke about oil theft.

madam! Pls who r u? Whr r u from? Hw old r uu? Whr do yhhu live?

ella gal:

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OP! Saw u in ma dreams...... Plsss can I marry yyhu?? *kneels n presents a 25 carat Diamond ring*........ Yhurr dentition tho!

Nse Ikpe Etim........ I love her like madt.

Airforce1: Wizkid is an angel..
I love him.

haba! Habatically!! Wetin person no go c fr NL Abeg...... Dude no be guy u be?

Nomski0:
Dont worry, I'll be here to cuddle you when the final whistle blows.

if ah culd recall all wrtn in ur diary, I think you'd av 2 cuddle TEGA first ssha...... Apparently he wldnnt go about d whole house singing "We r the Champions"

Rayvene: Virtually all Naija 'hit' songs.
But I'm just gonna name a few that really baffle me with their utter lack of meaning

Davido - Skelewu

All Terry G songs

All Timaya's songs(especially Ukwu )

Kcee - Pullover(Seriously,I still can't believe he ACTUALLY went into a studio and recorded that shiit)

D'Banj - Scapegoat.And as if the main song wasn't bad enough,he had to go ahead and disgrace Naija,doing the remix with Kanye and all that

Oh,and let's not forget Stupiid Love and Durosoke by that noisemaking Lil-Wayne wannabe




Ok those are the worst of the lot to me

serxlly Pullover is suumfin I still can't understand... And d remix wtt Don Jazzy topped charts fr weeks

sexymoma: 'Mummy Am Going For Choir Practice'
Then She Will Think God Has Really Taken Over My Life

come make I deliver u ...... Takee ittttttt *lays hand on sexymoma's ehhmmmmmm*

Olajumokeibk: What's with the rod na? Is dat the new trend? Evn mayd sef carry am, Myster-make-i-belong, with dat his cap like our aboki own.


HML jor, peter my love. I moved on after lola took u away from me, I knw I ll be fine

huh?? Peter ur love?? Whr does that leave me?? *crying n thrws my iPhone 5 on d ground*

Ensquare: That there is a massive road contruction netwrk in d sky for aeroplane b4 i came to knw the concept of uptrust

hahhahhahaha....... E yaff happen to me oo!! Roads in d sky

Nastydroid: awww i never knew u could read my mind sef,if u had read it deeper ,u go see say i don dy get crush on u small small

hahahahahaha..... U be ehhh. *Smh*