₦airaland Forum

meobizy:
All these lie lie stories Seun posts here for “engagement.” When proved to be false, he never posts the retraction.

I’m here in Kenya and it’s all over the news on TV.

terrezo2002:
Okay. Let's do business
Send me a message

Just did, check your email and respond.

I’ve been residing in Kenya for two years now in the Western part, in a city known as Kisumu. It’s known for a very high amount of rainfall and it’s the sugar belt of Kenya, that’s the only city that has a good portion of the Lake Victoria, that’s where you have sufficient supply of Tilapia, Nile Perch and of course the Lake Victoria Sardines.

As a Calabar man living here, I recently got an acre of land for farming but somehow, Holy Spirit ministered to me to plant our local vegetables like Ugwu, Water leaves, Okazi and Atama. Reason is because we Nigerians residing here in East Africa usually get these leaves from neighboring Congo and they come in dried, so besides cultivating it for consumption, there’s also the opportunity to resell to my compatriots here.

Who can supply me Okazi leaves with stems that I can plant, up to 200 stems? Let’s do business.

When last you drink Kokoma? Tell your Z-CP friend o prepare better 5litres for you. The growth go disappear.

The more you get older, the more you get closer.

Just pray you go on a good day and in a good way.

Light1000:
Omo see uppercut, see finishing abeg.

In mortal combat, we call this fatality.

Flawless victory! 😂

See as the boys’ faces strong like people wey Dey take ice.
It’s like dem Dey surely knack ice especially the one on blue suit.

See as the boys’ faces strong like people wey Dey take ice.

Stupid country with stupid youths displaying stupidity online. 99.9% of youths in Nigeria (both male and female) are all involved in internet fraud, even the entertainers.

Thank God I left that shithole of a nation, my children will only get to know about Nigeria through books and maybe movies.

As a typical Ibibio man, I love my fufu (in the absence of Eba). But since I moved to Nairobi, fufu no Dey, garri come scarce cos either we import from
Nigeria of we buy from Congo people trading on West African food stuff here in Kenya, even at that, the garri no be like from back home.

So the day, I spotted Semo at Naivas, I nearly throw back fling inside Naivas, and since I been don perfect my hand to dey prepare Ugali (maize flour) for here, as I handle Semo, I finish work. Just add small ororo, so that e goo smooth for hand and e no go too stick on your pot.

In today’s episode of “1000 ways to die…”

You be mumu!

Kenya quietly doing something we don’t talk about enough.

This was announced in church yesterday and after service, I walked up to the Pastor and asked for the copy of the memo.

The government is offering FREE rabies vaccination for dogs, cats, and even donkeys across multiple wards, with clearly scheduled dates, locations, and veterinary coordination.

Not just one day. Not just one location. A structured, community-wide rollout.

This is what stood out to me:

- Organized schedule by ward and village
- Government-backed veterinary involvement
- Completely free for residents
- Focus on preventing rabies at the grassroots level

Now compare that to what we typically see back home in Nigeria.

Animal welfare is often left to:
- Private vets
- NGOs
- Or individual pet owners

Very little coordinated public health action at scale.

And this isn’t even about pets alone—rabies is a public health issue, not just an animal issue.

So the real question is:

👉 Why don’t we have more local government-driven initiatives like this in Nigeria?
👉 What’s stopping state or LGA-level action on something this basic?

No insults—just an honest observation.

We can do better.

ColdHunter:
Today is day 7 since the passing of Ayatollah Khomenei. By this calculation, he has only enjoyed 7 virgins about of the allocated 72. That's 65 more to go. This is if he is taking them as prescribed 1 per day OD. Enjoyment is just too much

But if he is greedy and decides to do BD or TD or even 3some, that means the virgins will finish quicker. Which may not be good news for the other generals that were killed. As Ayatollah may forcefully collect their own virgins.

This is completely unnecessary and uncalled for.

But being that he died at a very old age, I doubt he will have the stamina to fully enjoy the virgins sef, maybe they will only massage his terrorist preek with Arabian oil

This is completely unnecessary and uncalled for.

Lol

Thunder fire all of Una for that Nigeria!

The Nigerian entertainment industry has been thrown into mourning following the shocking death of popular Nollywood actor Odira Nwobu, who reportedly passed away in the early hours of Sunday, November 24th, around 2:00am in Benoni, South Africa.

According to early reports, Odira was staying at Zurich Lodge in Benoni when the unfortunate incident occurred.

At the moment, the exact cause of his death remains unclear, as no official statement has been released by his family or associates. However, unconfirmed sources close to the scene suggest that the actor may have suffered a heart-related medical emergency, with some speculations linking it to possible substance-induced complications. These claims have not been verified, and Nigerians are urged to await an official confirmation.

Eyewitness accounts indicate that his remains have already been moved to a morgue in South Africa pending further investigation and autopsy.

Odira Nwobu, known for his energetic roles and comedic presence on screen, has left fans and colleagues deeply saddened as tributes continue to pour in across social media.

More details will be shared as reliable information becomes available.

May his soul rest in peace.

Two fools!

I just got married to the love of my life here in Nairobi on the 5th (which was Wednesday last week).

Traditional wedding was on the 10th of October, the only expensive thing on the marriage list was the number of cows I was asked to present (1 bull and 2 heifers), my in-laws catered for everything from catering to photo shoot, to you name it!

Best decision I ever made! There’s something fundamentally wrong with Nigeria. As a young man, the best gift you can give your unborn kids, is a second citizenship, it doesn’t necessarily have to be in an European country.

PS: We have already started making application for my permanent residency on the Kenyan E-Citizen platform.

Bye bye to that yeye country called Nigeria!

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Lamba

Hi! I’ve got 3 female lion cubs for sale.
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Meet me on WhatsApp for videos and price.

Yes!

Majek Fashek. I’m still grieving over his loss, especially on rainy days such as these when I play “Send down the rain” or “Holy Spirit” on Spotify.

helinues:
How poor men dey get erection na something I still never understand.

Na poor man prick Dey rise pass o. No reason am.

You’re simply the best 🎶
Better than the rest 🎵

Goodbye Tina. And just yesterday I was only vibing to your songs on Spotify.

It’s obvious you’re a witch. If my dog doesn’t like you, why should I? There’s something evil about you.