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In my own humble opinion,i think the "KILLER STICKS" (Cigarette) should be banned cos it has killed millions of teens and adults,the WEED(CANABISS SATIVA) be lagalized as a medicinal plant in Nigeria.
BENEFITS OF WEED INLUDES BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE FOLLOWING:
relaxation, joy, euphoria, laughter, compassion, peacefulness, feeling of wellbeing, increased appreciation of music, art and colors, increased appetite, better sex, a solution to famine, global warming, and energy problems, a better life for M.S., aids and cancer patients, world peace, happy people and a happy world.

PLS LEGALIZE IT,

Hey Nairalanders, seems like 2BABA is getting set to take us by storm before the end od the year.
Tuface’s new management - Now Muzik are going the extra mile to make sure all doubt of Tuface reported collaboration with Mary J Blige for his next album is not marred by bad press.

They got proof! His management went the extra mile - making his picture with Mary J Blige come out as crisp as possible unlike the picture with R Kelly that fueled the controversy to lofty heights.

The trouble centres on a radical Islamist group whose spiritual leader, Mohammed Yusuf, lives in Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State.

Tensions have been growing between Mr Yusuf's followers and authorities.

Police recently raided buildings used by the preacher's followers after being tipped off by local people.

They seized weapons and ammunition.

There are reports that Mr Yusuf threatened to attack the police after a number of his followers were killed during a funeral in June.

But the roots of this issue go back several years.

Despite 12 northern Nigerian, mainly Muslim, states adopting Sharia law following the end of military rule in 1999, radical Islamists like Mr Yusuf believe their governments are too influenced by Western liberal values.


Perhaps they have the intention of ousting government, and that is why they are massing their forces
Moses Aregbode
Assistant Inspector General of Police

He has attacked Western education, including the work of the university in Maiduguri, declaring it to be haram (forbidden).

His preaching attracted a number of university students, who left their studies to join his movement.

It is these students who have spread Mr Yusuf's message to neighbouring states.

But his views are not supported by many local Muslims - who have prevented him from using their mosques, and called in the authorities.

Ustaz Hussein Zaccariah, a Muslim scholar based in the Nigerian capital, Abuja, said that the group led by Mohammed Yusuf were ignorant about what the Islamic religion really is.

"Three prominent Muslim groups in Borno state have been criticising them, saying their approach is wrong, their conception is wrong and everything about them is un-Islamic," he told the BBC's Focus on Africa programme.

Moses Aregbode, the Assistant Inspector General of Police in charge of north-eastern Nigeria, said that the membership of the group, known locally as the Taliban, has grown, but that they can still be contained.

"The police represent a symbol of government's authority," he said.

"Perhaps they have the intention of ousting government, and that is why they are massing their forces."
From bbc.co.uk

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Tell you what my brother man, you are a real good dude.I'll invite you to our official inauguration man, Thanks for letting this guys know what they're actually missing.

Come and get high here, I bet they ain't no real good stuff down there in Toronto,motherland's got it all.

God said let there be happiness and there was marijuanna, the essence of this topic here on this thread is that I NEED MARIJUANNA TO BE LEGALIZED in 9ja and it starts here on Nairaland.I just dey laff as i dey read all u guys stuffs cos u know why, i'm f**king high as hell.My legalizeit.ng.org site will be up an running very soon, Just Blaze it, mo fire

i usalley smoke 4-10 blunts a day they usalley weigh like 2gs. but the most ive ever smoked was between me and my two older brothers and we smoked an hp. in 5 hours. we got those giant swishers and rolled an oz into 3 of them. then we smoked regular blunts i was so stoned i was in slow motion. like my bro told me to change the cd and it took 10 min. when it was right next to me.

share ur experiences here folks

May God punish your ancestors,Bloody Fool, is Sam Edem not the same person that was charged to court for trying to kill Timi, it's such a same that Ala had to pay for timi's death.

Guys, check out Rihanna's face after the Panel Beating, The both of them are actually turning out to be the "Whitney & Brown" of our Generation, what ya'll think?

I was actually doing some thinking recently when this thought came up in my min:"Could Sam Edem(former NDDC boss) be responsible for the death of Alaere Alaibe?

Hey People,there's a graphics design job that has been hanging in the air now for like 3months running.We just need that professional touch,look & feel(if you know what i mean).
You are actually going to be doing the design for a new music label that has just been floated .If you feel you are good enough call any of these nos:
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the best rapper alive is, CHEI GOD I DON HIGH SO TAY I NO KNOW WETIN OR WHERE I DEY AGAIN.NA NAIRALAND BE DIS OR NA EUROLAND, MAKE GOVT. DO LEGALIZE DOPE FIRST NA DAT TIME I FIT TELL WHO TIGHT OR NOT UNTIL THEN, SMOKE MO' WEED AND GET HIGH COS THE RESULT NO CONCERN ME

OPRAH WINFREY: LEAVE NIGERIANS ALONE. If history is right, there has practically been no black man who ever claimed to be an original citizen of America or better put,when the whitening disease that engulfed the upper part of mother earth was spreading,it never found it’s way down south(that even made me wonder why we have whites calling themselves South Africans).So I would not blame Oprah Winfrey who dared to ridicule the most populous black nation in Africa forgetting that her only existence in that country she calls hers was through slavery of her fore-fathers.Because I don’t know why someone as educated as her could assume,because she has access to the clown of a medium called CNN and win some cheap popularity from the white nosed Americans,she could add another punch to the dented image of my motherland, Nigeria and Africa as a whole,a continent she is directly connected. I do not actually support the activities of the yahoo-yahoo boys,but I think a lot atrocities go on in this world that are easily overlooked ,like the invasion of Iraq by America.So for someone to now think she could make an issue out of some gullible and foolish Americans falling prey to some fraudsters is the highest degree of hypocrisy! Let her just tell me what she would tag the white’s dehumanizing technique of transporting able-bodied men and women over many seas,thereby breaking family ties,and their exposure to rigorous labour meant for animals,which I’m sure Oprah’s grandparents(or even her parents)were victims under the unglorious name of slavery which is still fresh in our minds. Let no drug-peddler ever label my motherland “black and dirty” again!If her abducted neighbors are foolish enough to get their hands burnt it’s their headache. I think it is even high time the world began to appreciate the creativity of my yahoo-yahoo brothers that the new generation Africans are not as foolish as their fore-fathers whose arms were exchanged for Bibles and taken like cargos over many white man’s seas.

Michael are you sure you're not in the wrong place.

young stop spreading unneccessary lies here on Nairaland.the academy is yet to realease the 61 Regular Combatant(RC)form.Mind the kind of stories you spread around before you get caught,mind you that place is not a place for cowards, IT IS WHERE BOYS BECOME MEN!!

Nice thread, Attended Lutheran High School,Obot-Idim.Ibesikpo Asutan Akwa Ibom State.Class of 2k2.
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Look seriously guys, i want to sound this as a note of warning here, IF YOU KNOW SAY YOU WANT MAKE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PLACE BAN ON CIGAR DEN COME LEGALIZE WEED,SUPPORT ME not to come here and start telling me if kolo people don full nairaland or not.I'm serious about it.I need a support strenght of about 5000 Nigerians or more before i start my campaign which entails
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i just need support that's all.

[color=Black]its like henrydan smoked weed before posting this topic, [/color]
Ya man i smoke blunt everyday man.Matter of fact,i have a big blunt burning as i'm writting to

GLOBAL COW ECONOMICS Sent to me a while back

YORUBA ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You kill them both and throw an owambe (mega) party!

IBO ECONOMICS - You have two cows. You make very good counterfeits of them and sell for the price of the real cows!

HAUSA ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You rear them till they are four, make sure your kids rear cows too and just maintain!

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You worship them.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & who becomes a threat to the world. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS -You have two cows. They are both mad cows.

SWISS ECONOMICS -You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

MORE NIGERIAN ECONOMICS -You have two cows. You eat one, claim it was stolen, and call in the Police to investigate. The Police arrest everyone living within 100km and torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow. The police then collect one cow each from everyone they arrested. You have your cow back and the Police now owns a cattle farm.

Hello Nairalanders, i was doing some thinking.I just thot maybe it's HIGH time government does something to our dope sector.I mean the plant Cannabis Sattiva.research has shown that this plant is really,really good for the health.In place of a medicinal plant like that,Nigerians are dying everyday consuming Nicotine from Benson,Dorchester,Rothmans and all that crap(besides that is what is killing our President, i know him to be a good consumer of Benson & Hedges,even Jay Jay Okocha takes Benson,Yinka Craig just died from Cancer yesterday in the States)which is very bad.Weed is a plant that when you abuse it,it also abuses you it's not that bad as most people think, IT'S MEDICINAL.
So if you want to be an advocate for the legalization of weed, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!

If Man United lose this game they go nine points behind Chelsea. That's absolutely massive because how many games are Chelsea going to lose this season? If somebody offered you a bet on Chelsea to win the league with a nine-point head-start by the end of September, anybody in the world would take it.

They've already got one fantastic result this week - and I don't mean the win against Bordeaux. I'm talking about John Terry getting his red card rescinded, which surprised me when there's this big game against United coming up. I know the foul was on the half-way line but I was stunned it was overturned.

This will be a very difficult game for both sides. I know Man United have players missing, but you've only got to look at their record against big teams to see how they turn it on when it matters.


The Ronaldo factor
Any team would struggle when you take away a player who scores 42 goals in a season. Where would United have come last season without the points they picked up due to Cristaino Ronaldo's goals? Some teams only score 60 in a season, if that!

That's maybe why they've started a bit slowly and I think he needs to start on Sunday, even if he's not fully fit. The two Chelsea full-backs bomb on like wingers every time their team has the ball, but if Ronaldo plays he will force them to think twice about pushing on - and that will take a big part of Chelsea's game away. He's got to play.

In fact United have got to play as many big guns as they can get on the pitch. I know it's only early but they really must get at least a draw because they can't afford to give Chelsea a nine-point lead.

Every time I've watched Chelsea this season their passing and moving has been phenomenal. It looks like they've worked on it so much on the training ground because they've got players coming in off the wings, full-backs pushing on and they cause problems all over the pitch with their movement. John Obi Mikel allows them to do that with the way he sits in front of the back four.

In my opinion they didn't play like that under Jose Mourinho. Back then they used to play "Technical Football" because when the half-time whistle went the players were all in the same positions they were in before the kick-off. It was very efficient, but now they play more like Arsenal with players moving all over the place like clockwork.
Frank Lampard - Out of all the great players on the pitch, I still think he's the one to watch. This will be a tight game and even though he might not doing anything for long spells he so often comes up with a goal. I don't care what anyone says, that's still the most difficult thing to do in football. If the players tracking him fall asleep just once then he will score.

Home win - I would like to say a draw but I don't really want to sit on the fence. I'm going to go for a 1-0 win to Chelsea. It's going to be a tight game but it could really put United under pressure in the title race, even though they've got some easier games coming up.

Community Shield: Manchester United 0-0 Portsmouth
Premier League: Manchester United 1-1 Newcastle
Premier League: Portsmouth 0-1 Manchester United
European Super Cup: Manchester United 1-2 Zenit St Petersburg
Premier League: Liverpool 2-1 Manchester United
Champions League: Manchester United 0-0 Villarreal

One game means nothing, two games is a blip, three games gives possible cause for concern. But Manchester United have now gone six competitive matches with just one victory to show for their trouble - a 1-0 win over struggling Portsmouth.

Last year's champions of England and Europe are struggling, but what is the cause?

Could it be a hangover from the gruelling efforts of last season, which i'm trying to analyse here today.

I'm also wondering if it is the pressure of defending their titles? But in 2000, the year after they memorably won the treble, United romped the Premier League by 18 points from Arsenal, winning four of their first six matches of the season in all competitions.

The Old Trafford medical room may hold the answer, with Michael Carrick out and Cristiano Ronaldo, Gary Neville, Nani and Owen Hargreaves all making a first return from injury. But surely a squad the size of United's plus the collective talent and experience of those players is enough to take care of Villarreal?

So what is it? Has the will he-won't he Ronaldo to Real Madrid summer saga seriously dented the dressing-room harmony? Has the arrival of Dimitar Berbatov from Tottenham unsettled the side? Has Sir Alex Ferguson been shaken by events at Chelsea, with Luiz Felipe Scolari's side looking far stronger competition this time around?

Or is this just another slow start and there is no cause for concern?

Let us know what is wrong at Manchester United.

The previous five teams to defend the Champions League trophy have not fared well in the attempt and last night Manchester United discovered why. The monumental effort of winning the thing, coupled with defending it and maintaining an assault on the domestic title, is gruelling beyond belief, even for a collective of the world’s finest players. In the past four seasons, AC Milan, Barcelona, Liverpool and Porto did not make it beyond the knockout round of 16 as champions of Europe; five years ago, Milan were knocked out in the quarter-finals.

With Cristiano Ronaldo involved from the substitutes’ bench for the first time this season, the match represented a final chance for the rest of United’s squad to prove that they are a vital force without him and the opportunity was missed. United looked tired, again. Perhaps this was the result of having too many players — Gary Neville, Nani and Owen Hargreaves — coming back from injury. Maybe it is the hangover of a season that ended in the small hours in Moscow in May in a finale that would have left them drained, physically and emotionally.

It could simply have been the lack of wit in midfield, with Paul Scholes and Michael Carrick absent. Either way, something is missing from United and Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager, must hope that it is only Ronaldo, and not a deeper malaise.

United will not press the panic button after a single draw in a group schedule of six matches, nor should they. There is plenty of time to make amends and two teams qualify, but a side picked with one eye on the match away to Chelsea at the weekend demonstrates the demands on the Barclays Premier League elite. As well as the ring-rusty inclusions, key players were rested because Ferguson thought that he had enough to beat Villarreal, but the Spanish team proved surprisingly resilient.

They were the last side to get a result in the Champions League at Old Trafford — in the 2005-06 season when United failed to get out of the group, for those who believe in doomy portents — and defended with spirit, even if little was threatened. Ronaldo arrived in the 61st minute, but even he could not break them down, although United looked a different team once he was on the pitch.

His reception was a pre-match talking point, but there was no hint of resentment from Old Trafford loyalists, despite dire warnings that the player would never be accepted as a true Red again after his summer dalliance with Real Madrid. Fans are a pragmatic lot.

By the time Ronaldo was introduced for Park Ji Sung, the match was drifting to such an extent that he could have warmed up in a Real tracksuit and still got roars of encouragement. Faced with a stalemate, the supporters saw not a traitor, but a guy who could win a match that was heading for a draw. Ronaldo got the biggest cheer of the night, and did his utmost to justify it.

Chelsea will not have enjoyed this first glimpse of last season’s Footballer of the Year. Far from looking a player who had missed pre-season and not kicked a ball since June, Ronaldo was an inspiration and had a big say in the two chances that could have earned United a late winner.

He looked as if he had never been away, in fact, switching flanks, always available, ever on the lookout for mischief. In the 71st minute, it was his fine pass to Wayne Rooney that put the England striker away before he crossed to Carlos Tévez at the far post. The Argentina forward shot sharply, but Diego López, the Villarreal goalkeeper, got just enough on the ball to slow it a fraction, enabling González Rodríguez, the right back, to clear on the line.

In the 82nd minute, a cross by Ronaldo from the right was met by Jonny Evans, the defender spurning the chance to be the hero of the night with a diving header that struck a post. He will play against Chelsea in place of the suspended Nemanja Vidic, though, and justified his inclusion with a solid performance.

Perhaps it might have been different had Rio Ferdinand, Evans’s centraldefensive partner, not spurned the chance of the night after eight minutes. Had United scored early, Villarreal’s ordered plan might have collapsed and the champions of Europe might have stormed through as easily as Chelsea did against Bordeaux on Tuesday. Instead, Ferdinand — the one player exempt from criticism by Ferguson after Saturday’s defeat by Liverpool at Anfield — flapped when the ball from a corner by Hargreaves fell at his feet and shot wide. United also had a strong penalty appeal for a foul on Park turned down.

Villarreal were dogged, but it was clear that United were not going to be troubled much in defence and the occasional intervention from the ageing Robert Pires aside — up against Neville on the flank, it reminded of one of those veterans’ games, a blast from the past from two players who enjoyed fantastic battles in the days when Arsenal and United appeared to contest every title — Villarreal barely threatened.

It was a surprise when, in the 59th minute, the visiting team struck a post through Guille Franco, the striker, after one of the night’s best passing sequences. It ended with a cross whipped in by Ángel López that Franco met with an intricate back-heel flick. The ball struck the inside of a post with Edwin van der Sar beaten. Needing no further warning, Ferguson brought on Ronaldo.

Later, the United manager expressed his satisfaction with the performance — a contrast to Luiz Felipe Scolari, of Chelsea, who was angry at his players after a 4-0 win the previous evening — but he will know that this should have been three points for United. That has been the dividend from the first home Champions League match over the previous nine seasons. Ferguson will hope that it is not another omen for the champions of Europe

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Sometimes i ask myself,do i really embark on dis trip?I've being raised by my mum my whole life and i just want to embark on this "identity Search" cos i'm gradually becoming a man and you need a man to teach you how to be a man.I really need to,and most of all i need someone to talk to, that's why i'm doing it online.

As Alex Ferguson chewed for all he was worth on a dreary Barcelona night, he turned to his substitutes and, in particular, to the diminutive but deadly Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. After 92 minutes and 17 seconds of the game, Solskjaer had confirmed his place as a Reds legend. His goal is undoubtedly the moment United fans look back on with an uncontrollable and slightly disturbing grin. Clive Tyldesley screaming that ‘Solskjaer had won it’ still brings a rash of goose bumps to anyone who witnessed that inspirational comeback. You only have to look to the appearance of Pierluigi Collina (the referee that night) to see just how awesome the game was – I remain confident his eyes didn’t protrude to the extent they do now before he refereed the match. Shock works in strange ways I suppose.

"Can Manchester United score? They always score." (Clive Tyldesley – ITV Commentator)

This was the 90th minute declaration of Clive Tyldesley – as David Beckham swung over a corner, Tyldesley, in hope rather than expectation gave United fans one last shred of hope to cling to. Three minutes later, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer had produced one of the defining moments of recent British footballing history.

The quote from Tyldesley is perhaps one of the most apt statements one can associate directly to Solskjaer. A studious footballer and willing team player, Solskjaer was the ultimate super sub. He had the knack of being there at the right time and finding a goal when all looked lost. He always seemed to score - his twelve minute, four goal demolition of Nottingham Forest paid testament to the type of player he was – as efficient and ruthless as a German penalty taker.

It is now nine years since that famous night and Ole has retired from playing but will live long in the memory. Next week, Old Trafford is to accommodate 70,000+ as we recognise and celebrate a reliable, talented and, perhaps most importantly, likeable United superstar.

Arguably, one of Fergie’s shrewdest signings, Solskjaer contributed 126 goals to the United cause at an average of roughly £12,000 per goal. Retiring with 6 Premier League titles, 2 FA Cups and a Champions League – Solskjaer will get the ovation and respect he deserves. Whilst the build-up and hype will undoubtedly focus on the latest and greatest of his 126 goals, fans young and old will be remembering other unforgettable moments. Mine? I will be smirking about the time Ole took one for the team and, after chasing him for 80 yards, hacked down Rob Lee when he was clean through - what a guy!

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Trigger her emotions- This is what you should be able to do if you really want to get the kind of woman you want. You should be able to get them emotionally involved with you. You see unless a woman will get emotional with you there is absolutely no way she would ever consider you for anything. She should never get dry feelings around you; Always remember that if she is emotionally dry around you she would never be with you.

Make her feel secure- This is another trait every woman desperately desires in her man. You should be able to make her feel secure not only physically but emotionally as well. She should get a sense of security around you as that's something which will really get her into you.

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