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This Lizard de liar!

Damfostopper:
you get time to quote the oloriburuku

This girl na bloody liar! you came from Canada why not Uganda All these yeyebrities with their lies! i know this girl wella!

Kingosytex:
she didn't understand that canadian goats were actually wiser than their ghanaian counterparts.

hahahahahaha!!!

greatnaija01:
bros bros TALK TRUE O.... na you be the guy abi?

BECAUSE your topic says its you.... but content is saying "my guy" ....WHICH ONE NA.

Anyway

My sadness about this generation is PHONE CONTENT is MUCH MORE PRIVATE than PRIVATE PARTS...

People have sex before they get to know each other.

You and YOU GUY.... should remain with the lady... she is carrying a child so no point leaving her now.... its a BITTER PILL but this is the life that a full blooded DIIK that could not wait till Marriage has chosen and it must be followed.

but one more thing... covenants may be so hard to break especially BLOOD RELATED TYPES.... sex is one of them... so YOU and YOUR GUY and the LADY should be FAITHFUL TO GOD and get married ASAP.

its well.

OP you are a very strong man. when i went to Ghana 2007, that was how my friend also switched off his off i have to sleep in an uncompleted building, drank the sea water and i decided to face the reality of life.

DonFebzyBlog:
We all stayed in one kind of abandoned open shop close to the church. Unlike most of the guys that were picking pure water sachet in the circle area, the guys here were doing more of hard labour like bricklayer work, offloading goods from containers because that area is an industrial area so there are many warehouses around. Many of them have been there for long so they had their connection and knew when jobs were coming up. I tried to get involved with anything I could do so I can survive but yet again everyone would always tell me I can't do those kind of jobs. I will force them to take me but at the end the supervisor will still reject me. I felt really bad but then I had to get back to my usual begging which was obviously the only one that favoured me. Somehow I really felt like God was with me because I never imagined doing those kind of jobs and God didn't allow me do it. Sometimes when they have church services am always looking for you to beg until one day one man told me he will report to the pastor because the pastor warned that if anyone is caught begging they should report security and arrest the person.

Let me try to cut the long story short so I don't have to write in different pages.
Staying at that shop space close to the church was a nightmare because when rain falls at night we are practically sleeping under the rain. The mosquito bite at night is terrible. The shocking thing was how new people come almost everyday with the same story of how someone ran with their money or how their money got missing at the border and we will all have to stay in that place together. Mind you we can only stay there at night because during the day it's in front of a factory and that's were their workers sit down during their break. So during the day we all have to disappear from there but our bags are there and we cover them with the cartons we spread on the floor to sleep. I had tried so hard to raise money to get back to Nigeria but it only seems I can just find money to eat and do little things and that was it. I had to make enquiries about the Nigerian embassy in Ghana and then I got the address. So one day I went to the Embassy and explained my situation. The man I met there was really so nice and helpful. He told me they will send my issue to the ambassador because I told them I needed to go and I had no were to stay if they don't attend to me that day and find money for me. Unfortunately they said the ambassador had an urgent meeting so he will have to see it tomorrow and any amount he approves they will let me know. I thought about going back to sleep in that store and I said not today, so I gave my usual pity face and said I don't have anywhere to stay. So they allowed me sleep somewhere inside the embassy. That was the best sleep I have had in ages and the best bath I had taken that night. It was like I should not come out the bathroom and they oven put AC for me but I put it off later because my body was not use to AC anymore. I felt so alive again praying and hoping they give me money to go.
The next day I got a very bad news that the ambassador didn't approve any money because Buhari has not released money to the embassy. I actually almost fainted because I could not imagine going back to that store house after sleeping in the embassy so I pleaded with the man to help me in anyway. Very nice man I will never forget. He told me to wait, he was going to rag all the workers and see what he could get for me. That was how he was able to raise 200ghc for me and then told me I should not use the naija buses because the money won't be enough but I should use the short cut which he wrote on paper for me. From Accra to Aflao, I cross through the back gate and enter Togo. From Togo to Seme and then to Mile 2.

I was so grateful to God for everything and that was how I found myself back home. I have been putting myself together and glory to God I now have a phone which I am using to type this story. I look forward to God that kept me safe all through that experience because I know he has better and bigger plans for me.

I believe I will be a testimony to many very soon.

This is my true life experience, I never made it to Abidjan but I came back home alive.

This is true life story! i have gone through this before this is not fictional

Iyajelili:
This story of yours must be fictional because I can't imagine someone passing through this shit in real life

Who else noticed that she's pregnant

tactius:
What is the purpose of marriage?

To sit down and play ludo every night?

nooooooo after i kill am finish, i come put big block for the snake head go sleep i wake up this morning LALA don come remove the block carry the snake comot oooo i nur see am again

nifemi25:
@op hope you later end it in your pot. If this tread didn't reach front page that means oga lala is not on duty.

Never walk at night in the dark without torch light or make sure to use your phone torch while walking the pathway because a lots of these snakes are waiting to strike...

i'm a lucky guy to have seen this snake crawling towards my path last night.