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CelebritiesRe: I Was In A Relationship With Him – Yul Edochie’s Gay Stalker Insists. by heo88(m): 6:32pm On Apr 28, 2015
MissKinky1:
I still don't understand why you love displaying ur shithole seems its the only thing worth looking at in you... Seems you are NL number one ashi for now
Amya:
My sister! It's becoming really embarrassing! I bet you this a business front for her to sell herself because anything else in the contrary just make no sense! Sincerely embarrassed on her behalf.
I was experring this! Ladies of life you are the real MVPs!! grin grin cool
SportsRe: Gyms In Nigeria ? by heo88(m): 9:04pm On Apr 26, 2015
lepasharon:
Thanks..I want to develop this project because obesity in African women is increasing and getting out of hand. They live an unhealthy lifestyle and I want to create a safe place for these women to work out as a poster above said the gyms are frequentled by men who want to body build and this can be discouraging for women. A gym for them is to encourage them to live a more healthier lifestyle with physical activity. Oh by the way, this trend is seen in the middle class Nigerian women residing in urban areas so a gym will be for those who can afford it.
Interesting... sounds like a potentially good initiative and I wish you the best smiley
RomanceRe: Relationship/friendship! by heo88(m): 7:23pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Awww chaim55 kiss
Thanks so much for your input.. Really nice u sharing your experience with us.
Omg very similar story


I also forgave my friend
Ok she was with me when a guy aproachee me on day ... But i didnt like him onebit .
When we got home she kept going on n on n on about how his a catch , the loaded bla bla
In the past ppl said i can be stoosh some times , so i decided to give him a go .
Meanwhile my frind was living with me ( family issues)
So one faithful night the guy called me told me to get dresses his taking me and my friend out .
So i got excited .
He rang my bell and i flew to the bathroom leaving my friend and the guy in my room ..
I came out opene my door n she was ontop of him yes not less than 15 mins she was on him ..

Still forgave her sha lol but i dont chat to the guy anymore ..

Well chiam u can trust when it comes to that. Lol i understand completely ..
Being in relationship is hard man .
Nice write-up Lala247 and Chiam55.

Lala247 I have to ask are you based in London or grew up there?

I just happened to notice your use of the word 'stoosh' which is commonly used by black Londoners, in particular by those from a Jamaican/West Indian background.
RomanceRe: Relationship/friendship! by heo88(m): 7:22pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Awww chaim55 kiss
Thanks so much for your input.. Really nice u sharing your experience with us.
Omg very similar story


I also forgave my friend
Ok she was with me when a guy aproachee me on day ... But i didnt like him onebit .
When we got home she kept going on n on n on about how his a catch , the loaded bla bla
In the past ppl said i can be stoosh some times , so i decided to give him a go .
Meanwhile my frind was living with me ( family issues)
So one faithful night the guy called me told me to get dresses his taking me and my friend out .
So i got excited .
He rang my bell and i flew to the bathroom leaving my friend and the guy in my room ..
I came out opene my door n she was ontop of him yes not less than 15 mins she was on him ..

Still forgave her sha lol but i dont chat to the guy anymore ..

Well chiam u can trust when it comes to that. Lol i understand completely ..
Being in relationship is hard man .
Nice write-up Lala247 and Chiam55.

Lala247 I have to ask are you based in London or grew up there?

I just happened to notice your use of the word 'stoosh' which is commonly used by black Londoners, in particular those from a Jamaican/West Indian background.
SportsRe: Gyms In Nigeria ? by heo88(m): 5:29pm On Apr 21, 2015
lepasharon:
Hi Guys, I just need to know about fitness centres/gyms in Nigeria. How popular are they with people over there? How often do people in Nigeria go to a gym if they are registered in one ? What is the distribution and population of gyms in a certain area. How popular is the fitness culture in Nigeria ?
I know it's not popular among African women which is why I have a business proposal to target fitness centers to Unfit african women who tend to be more overweight/obese.

This is for an assignment if anyone knows pls help
You have different approaches which you can take. There is the option of setting up a gym which I wouldn't recommend and then there is the option of running something based outdoor in a park of some sort (depending on what location you have in mind there a few options)

There are gyms in Nigeria, in fact there are many. The highest concentration tend to be located in hotels in Lagos and Abuja, but you also have gyms like Lotus in VI (standard monthly fee 29500 naira).

I am not sure what your overall objective would be, but I guess the immediate one would be to make profit (it stands to reason). I am only giving my two kobos worth but the main challenges you would face is that for the existing gyms I am aware of, they charge in the region of 20,000 naira a month in order to stay afloat. This is to overcompensate for the lack of gymgoers as the gym fees are out of reach for the vast majority of Nigerians.

Targeting unfit women is possibly precarious business, as many of these women are like to be mothers and/or without disposable income and it is not advisable to pursue a niche segment of an untapped gyming market.

I wish you well however, and the only type of business model I could suggest would be a female boot camp out in the open and charging affordable fees- say if you aim for 30 women and 1-2k each. If this is something you can sustain twice a week and perhaps make a small investment in a few exercise mats or exercise props to recreate the feel of a gym, you could possibly generate between 240-480k per month.

It's not bad money and at least if you experienced fluctuating demand or your customers stopped attending for one reason or another, you would have a quick and pain free exit strategy, especially if you compare this to the cost of having to potentially forfeit rent on premises and sell of gym equipment if things didn't work out.

One way of targeting your market with eye-catching leaflets (depending on location) would be to patronise the Shopright in Lekki, some of the small shopping centres and generally areas where you will find a high footfall of women. You could even cut a deal to have leaflets handed out at takeaways and other eateries.

I hope this has helped. smiley
Music/RadioRe: A Top Nigerian Artist Just Offered Him 5M To Buy His Song... Should He Sell? by heo88(m): 8:53am On Apr 04, 2015
Bro this right here!! I honestly couldn't put it better myself.
RomanceRe: Dating In London Can Be Difficult by heo88(m): 10:44am On Mar 27, 2015
Dalai:
I am a 27 year old male living and working in London. Many of my friends back home in Nigeria are now married. I desire something as such as well, but the issue is that, it is pretty difficult - if not near impossible - to meet the type of person I will love to date and probably go on to settle down with, here in London. The type of person - career focused, family aware, strong Nigerian roots- but not stereotyped, religious- but not crazy about it, desires the basic fun things in life like travelling, salsa, adventure - is almost non-existing here in London. I do socialize a lot, and it drives me nuts that you only ever meet a Nigerian lady once in every 20 or 30 social outings. I know in the UK, there is a tendency for people to withdraw and live a convenient but antisocial 9-5 lifestyle. Which brings me to the crux of my entire rant, two questions for UK folks:

1) What is your experience with meeting and dating other Nigerians in the UK
2)How best does one improve his chances of meeting and dating other Nigerians in the UK
Bro I feel your pain, although I'm not looking to get married. I am also a 27 year old nigerian man, but born and raised here and I know how difficult it can be... If you're not super religious then some Nigerian girls here will view that as sacrilege and run from you. Nawa for them o!

Anyway I may be able to help. There are networks like www.movebacktoNigeria.com which organise events where you'll find babes die! Also there is NCity which also do similar networking events with plenty of eligible babes.

There are other options too such as the igbo cultural society network otherwise known as ICSN and there's the Nigeria youth professional network: nypforum.org.


If you need anymore tips just get back at me and all the best!

Ps if it's not short notice there's an event on tonight organised by movebacktonigeria.com. It starts at 5.30 GMT, finishes at midnight and the address details are:

The Anthologist
58 Gresham Street
EC2V 7BB City of London
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by heo88(m): 7:18pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:
Hmmmmm strong man . Dimples u have to woo this one . He wud pick u up fling u the air and ..... grin
wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by heo88(m): 7:17pm On Mar 09, 2015
cherryice:
b I like your rugged wink

wish I could see more of below embarassed tongue
Lol ladies grin
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Is Gay(proof Inside) by heo88(m): 1:38am On Mar 08, 2015
Esdb3:
I just saw Fani's name on the list of gay people in the world list on Wikipedia. Check it out your self.

[url]en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gay,_lesbian_or_bisexual_people:_F[/url]
It was his late brother Rotimi who was gay and reportedly died of an aids-related illness.
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by heo88(m): 9:26pm On Feb 22, 2015
Greetings dear wonderful, blessed and esteemed nairalanders of this life and the hereafter grin grin grin,

I would like my friend to come to South Africa on a tourist visa for 5 days. I am her sponsor and other than a valid Nigerian passport, appropriate photos etc, what else will be needed to ensure she doesn't experience rejection? I have foreign bank statements, can provide proof of ticket bookings and hotel reservations- is this enough?


Thanks in advance guys.
TV/MoviesRe: Chuka Umunna Walks Out Of Sky News Interview by heo88(m): 7:41pm On Jan 19, 2015
mployer:
His mum could be black british
No she's white British, 100%
PoliticsCNN Interview: Boko Haram And Black West Africa Not A Priority by heo88(op): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2015
CNN interview: Boko Haram and Black West Africa not a priority


You want to know why world leaders gathered in France when 17 people were killed and none have particularly shown much interested in the madness happening in Northern Nigeria with Boko Haram? Well, it's because West Africa is not a priority to world leaders. Boko Haram is not a priority to the US. Wanted to share this video because this kinds of utterances need to be brought to the fore; this ultimately shows the way we as blacks or "Black West African" are viewed by advanced countries. Unbelievable. Please watch


Source: http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2015/01/cnn-interview-boko-haram-and-black-west.html?m=1

Ps mod please help with uploading video, thanks.
AutosRe: 2006 Mecedess Benz 230 Amg,extremely Clean And Fresh by heo88(m): 5:40pm On Jan 03, 2015
lomaxbien:
Still up for sale
Bros how far... is the car still available?
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 And 2013 (Pictures) by heo88(m): 5:32pm On Dec 29, 2013
Pagan somebody is on some kind of Jesus bashing rampage. Abeg if you are pagan then be pagan but calm down o. The frantic typing will not make any difference.
RomanceRe: She Traded Insults With Her Boyfriend's Dad On Nairaland by heo88(m): 7:56am On Dec 26, 2013
nikkyshyne: Which 'matured dad' will sit behind the computer throwing jabs at anonymous people?

Let me guess, a dad without a job!
LOL! what if dad comes across this thread and moreover, the above comment...
InvestmentRe: Tips On Investing In Bonds And Shares by heo88(m): 4:49pm On Dec 24, 2013
Hi, are you still after investment tips?
BusinessRe: What Has Nairaland Enabled You To Achieve This 2013 by heo88(m): 10:19pm On Dec 22, 2013
I networked and met a web designer who helped put my football project together: www.pfshowcases.com
RomanceRe: When We Kiss, My Girlfriend Drops Saliva In My Mouth by heo88(m): 10:04am On Dec 20, 2013
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Do I leave a small basin beside the bed whenever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to My relationship with her. I don't know what to do as I have my own saliva and don't need extra.

Lmaooo!! Op don finish me! I fit die
CelebritiesBeyonce Admits To Being A Member Of The Illuminati! by heo88(op): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2013
BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
Beyonce Member of the Illuminati



In yesterday’s much-anticipated interview with Oprah, Beyoncé finally admitted she was a member of the New World Order, also known as the Illuminati.

Rumors have swirled since the episode’s taping; many fans wondered why Oprah never questioned the star about her alleged Illuminati ties and commented that it might be due to Oprah’s own participation in Illuminati activities.

Less than three seconds into the interview, Oprah turned to Beyoncé and said, “So, you know what I’m gonna say to you … the Illuminati.” From there, Bey delved into her beginnings with the group, their assistance in her rise to fame, and her recent promotion to the highest ranks of the order.

Beyoncé says she finally came clean after feeling guilty over all the undue credit she’s been given. “People keep thinking I’m this magical ageless beauty, when really that’s the result of consuming all these blood sacrifices.” Oprah interjected, “You still work hard, and you’re raising a beautiful daughter.” Beyoncé remained critical: “People ask me how I juggled my career and pregnancy without understanding that reptilian pregnancies last only 2 months.”

Oprah’s surprised reaction following this statement has been deemed inauthentic by fans. As godmother to Blue Ivy, she would have presumably been present at both the conception ritual and birth ceremony.

The pinnacle of the interview was when Oprah solemnly asked if the Illuminati was behind the death of Whitney Houston. “Yes, that was us. I was there for that. But at the time I felt, in my heart, that that was what she would have wanted,” said Beyoncé.

“She had a good run.”

When it came time to discuss husband Jay-Z’s possible ties to the Illuminati, Beyoncé said, “That’s something I’d like to keep private. I don’t like to air my family affairs out in the open.”

“You’re keeping something for yourself?” replied Oprah. “Yes, exactly.”

Asked if she’d do anything differently looking back, Beyoncé says, “I can’t say so for sure. I’m a different person now. I became the queen that I am through this process and I’ve learned a lot from my mistakes.” Oprah recanted, “I’ve had some of my greatest revelations through my biggest failures.” The two then smiled at each other knowingly.

The interview delved only briefly into current Illuminati plans. Oprah asked, “Do you think the Illuminati will succeed in destroying world governments and world economies?” Beyoncé smiled coyly, “We’ll just have to wait and find out.”

At the end of the interview, Oprah held Beyoncé’s hand in hers and whispered, “Thank you for being so brave.” Then the two embraced and turned to a cheering audience while flashing the devil’s sign and smiling

http://www.reductress.com/beyonce-admits-to-being-a-member-of-the-illuminati/
CultureRe: An Osun Lady Raised And Impregnated By Ghosts by heo88(m): 11:53pm On Dec 17, 2013
let me tell you a personal story my dad always love to go to the stream very early in the morning in the village and he always comes home to tell my mom he use to see ghost going to take their bath in the stream,the day he died people that didn't know he died used to see him but they were surprised when they got to know he is dead because they use to see him. He reincarnated and came back into someone that is younger than me but wants me to still call him daddy which seems weird to me and the next thing he'll do is to raise his hand on me which I always resisted because now he's younger than me in the physical. It is true ghost existed and they always behave weird when reincarnated.
Please o, I mean this with the greatest respect but it's possible that is a familiar spirit aka demon. They are great at imitating the personalities and voices of those they followed prior to their deaths.
CultureRe: What Is The Significance Of Your Tribe Name by heo88(m): 10:13pm On Dec 08, 2013
BimiOne: I am representing a popular tribe in the northern part of Nigeria, more specifically Borno state, the tribe is known as BURA, dominant names in the culture of this tribe include

BIRMA- Meaning Prince which is used as a name or title.

HYELADZIRA- Emmanuel which means God is with us.

HARAHYEL- the handwork of God.

HYELHIRA- God loves me.

LEMSU- Blessing

HYELNI- God gave me.

HIRHYEL- God's love.

SHIKTRA- comfort.

AKLAHYEL- belonging to God.
The
Pheeew!
Just to mention a few.
Thanks for the insight, out of interest are you're group mostly muslim? Also do you speak hausa or kanuri as well?
SportsRe: Nigeria In The World-cup Group F With Argentina, Iran and Bosnia Herzegovina by heo88(m): 6:55pm On Dec 06, 2013
Nigeria will definitely come through the group... Argentina are obviously the main threat, but let's be optimistic... when we had the deadwood back in the 2010 WC such as yakubu, kaita, chidi somebody (cornrow guy), and martins we narrowly lost 1-0 and now we have a more improved side we have a strong chance of beating them....

As for bosnia they only have begovic, the oga grandad spahic in defence and dzeko to trouble us, but lest anyone forget they have no WC pedigree whatsoever. ... and as for Iran, their best player Ali Dzaei is no more making them also rans...
CultureRe: Why Do Igbo People Detest Marrying Other Tribes? by heo88(m): 4:20pm On Nov 28, 2013
[quote author=$on of anarchy]if I hear.....see this bicycle spear part seller for aba dey form Yankee...bred ke bread ni[/quote]Na lie, see ur head! What reason do I have to lie. If I was bicycle seller from Abia state I would say so proudly!!! Igbo kwenu!!!
CultureRe: Why Do Igbo People Detest Marrying Other Tribes? by heo88(m): 2:11pm On Nov 28, 2013
This is a non topic. I am igbo but born and bred in london and I'm more likely to marry a non-igbo woman because igbo women where I live are extinct... mehn we have beautiful women from all over naij o, me I'm an equal opportunities somebody cool cool cool cool cool
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by heo88(m): 4:17pm On Nov 16, 2013
cejo: It wil be streaming online via: http://www.ntanews24.tv/24Live.html. So jus tune in now and get updates.
I'm having problems with the link o! given me 404 error code
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by heo88(m): 4:14pm On Nov 16, 2013
cejo: It wil be streaming online via: http://www.ntanews24.tv/24Live.html. So jus tune in now and get updates.
Thanks guy!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by heo88(m): 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2013
anyone have an online link to watch the game??
PoliticsRe: Muslim And Christian Girls Stand-against Violence In Jos by heo88(m): 12:02am On Nov 16, 2013
Common Ground: If you've not seen this short film, then you've seen nothing. Watch this documentary to understand the resolves of young Nigerian girls in Plateau State to stop violent clashes between the Christians and Muslims in the state/nation. Please share your thoughts on the film with us by leaving a comment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lOHG37pe3w
Beautiful video and message. It is so encouraging to see this initiative despite many diabolical attempts to cultivate violence between Christians and Muslims from certain powers that be. Despite the history of clashes it's great that God can be glorified!

ps. If I hear that opening line in the video again: "where the largely Muslim north meets the Christian south..." I will snap! Like how many times has that line been rinsedhuh!! everywhere!!
FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Cook Their Stew So Much? by heo88(m): 9:41am On Sep 11, 2013
Nokio1: we cook it like that becos thats how Flora Lugard thought us! Off i go b4 am tempted to write ETT!
Oga I think you mean Fiona Shaw (wife of Lord Lugard) cool grin
HealthRe: The Magic Onions Can Perform In Your Life by heo88(m): 5:29am On Aug 31, 2013
Yomieluv: that should be a problem to Nigeria babes,they eat enough onions from suya bought for them by Magas.....no wonder they live longer than the suya buyers.
Lmaaaaooo, muhahahahhaa
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau, May Have Die Of Gunshot Wounds – JTF by heo88(m): 8:46pm On Aug 19, 2013
Na lie ooo... this shekau has more lives than a cat... don't worry there will be another future report claiming he is dead...

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