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Romance / Re: I Sent My Gal Airtime And She Used It To Call Another Guy for sex by HeOrShe: 1:17pm On Oct 24, 2017
pocohantas:
Shey na you dey look your neighbour wife unclothedness?
Na you been dey pray make your friend and im babe break up...because you love the girl.

God done catch you.

Is been a while dis happened but I just kept calm and shock.. Am just coming over it and decided to share d story
Romance / I Sent My Gal Airtime And She Used It To Call Another Guy for sex by HeOrShe: 12:41pm On Oct 24, 2017
I have already promised and assured her I would not fail coming to her place from work.. But I tried to play games with her that towards 3:30pm I called her that something came up and I won't make it coming to her place again. I actually wanted to surprise her by showing up when she is no longer expecting me. She sounded very disappointed. Few minutes later she called me and pleaded me to send her airtime that she needed to make urgent call. I quickly recharged 400 naira for her.
I couldn't wait for d close of work and behold it was 5:30pm and am inside a taxi going to her place.. I believed she will be at home because she normally does.
When I entered her corridor which was some how exclusive for her, I could sense d presence of another person in her room. I knocked and I she asked who was that and I told her is me, I could notice a rush in d room like quick dressing. I became anxious. I knocked again and she took like some seconds and she opened up. I could feel she was restless and trying to calm. I entered and met a guy.. Stylishly adjusting his trousers.
After introduction and few chats I maintain calmness and d guy left.
Now I lost calm and after much shouts, she told me that she was bored and I said that am not going to come again and that was why she invited him to keep her company.. And she Neva expected they would have sex

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Phones / Re: Best Keyboard For Android by HeOrShe: 1:02pm On Oct 16, 2017
Look at my key board.. Customized with my picture and other lovely features.

That is GO keyboard.

Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari & President Buhari Smile In New Picture by HeOrShe: 11:08am On Oct 10, 2017
Aisha fucking a cloned husband...

Even the mumu husband cannot even look at d camera.
Crime / Re: Lady Chops Off Neighbor’s Tongue For Rituals (Graphic Photos) by HeOrShe: 11:46am On Oct 08, 2017
This story is strange.. I guess there are more seductive steps that made a man like u to be as useless as useless for a gal that looks like egg to cut ur tongue off...

How come ur tongue remain outside till is cutoff..

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Bought Drinks For The Policemen At Ogba Zoo &park,and Killed Them. by HeOrShe: 11:36am On Oct 08, 2017
I guess they planned it well.. The kidnappers must have been with there victims and immediately they shot d police it was just to move with their victims.. No stress...


Police shaa.. Drinking on duty..
Religion / After Forgiving U.. Can God Remember Ur Sins Again. by HeOrShe: 8:04am On Oct 08, 2017
Please let's say I sinned, probably I committed adultery and after I regretted my actions and prayed for forgiveness with open heart and promised God never to go back to my sins again and with all faith I believed God forgive me.
If in time to come and something happened and I knowingly or unknowingly committed another adultery; and God decided to punish me. Will he remember my past sin or will he punish me on mg recent sin?
If I asked for forgiveness, will God forgive me again?
Crime / Re: Man Survives After Wrestling With A 7-meter Python by HeOrShe: 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2017
Where is lalasnake.. Fp lost o wa mbe.
Crime / Re: Delta Landlord Calls Out Former Tenants Over State They Left His House by HeOrShe: 3:28pm On Oct 03, 2017
Is very obvious the occupants are dirty types..

I wonder the type of infection d wife and daughters (if any) will carry.
Crime / Re: 3 Female Bodies With Missing B.reasts, Tongues And V,ag!na Discovered In Anambra by HeOrShe: 9:33am On Oct 03, 2017
Upon say breast and pussy is scarce now they still dey cut off the remaining ones.. Wetin boys go do now versaline is expensive.


Na politician handwork.
Crime / Re: Two Men Caught, Beaten For Stealing Bunch Of Oil Palm In Ogidi, Anambra State by HeOrShe: 7:23am On Oct 03, 2017
Ohhh.. Buhari it shall Neva be well with u..

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Crime / Re: I Got N7,000 For Participating In Killing GUS Winner – Suspect by HeOrShe: 7:19am On Oct 03, 2017
Please bring him out for jungle Justice.. He deserve immediate death
Romance / Re: Girl Warns Boyfriend Snatcher On Facebook (Photos) by HeOrShe: 11:20am On Oct 02, 2017
End time children..

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Romance / Re: Man In Ekiti Sucks Boobs On A Shrine Idol, Says "I Got Freaky With The God by HeOrShe: 11:17am On Oct 02, 2017
U want me to believe it's fun for u to suck an idol boobs

It's obvious is part of ur ritual rites..

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Crime / Re: Police Kill Ihechi Nwankwo, Most Wanted Imo Robber (Photo) by HeOrShe: 7:03am On Oct 02, 2017
police rejoice over every bullet they shot.. Even if it kills an innocent citizens.

Anybody there bullet hit is most wanted criminal

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Mum In Underwear Beating Her Daughter Savagely With Cutlass (photos) by HeOrShe: 6:48am On Oct 02, 2017
The woman is thinking from her pant and her pant is old and dirty.
She couldn't have think straight.
Religion / Pastor Plead With Me To Stop Cooking On Sunday Morning. by HeOrShe: 12:05pm On Oct 01, 2017
There is this church that is next to my compound which is very close to my kitchen..
The truth is due to the nature of my job, most times I only have time on Sunday morning to take care of myself. Since I work from 7am till 6pm except Saturdays I close by 4pm and Sunday I resume by 3pm.
Every Saturday evening while coming back from work I will buy things to prepare food and coom food on Sunday morning to last for me almost d week.
The issue now is that it seems like while cooking d aroma of the food enters d church. Even some persons that attend d church in d same house I stay use to tell me dey do perceive my food aroma from church and I used to think is for jokes..

But yesterday as I dropped from bike having returned from market, the pastor called me as I was entering the compound because he was outside the church premises and I stop. He told me that he has been asking who it could be until he was notified I have been the one. I was somehow curious and scared thinking it might be bad prophecy. I asked him hope all is well. He laughed and said yes. But I have been disturbing the church service with foods aroma and sometimes it will be as if the food is been prepared inside the church. And finally he said I can find a way to adjust things.

So I tried cooking last(Saturday)night and after cooking I feel more stressed up.

Please should I ignore the pastor and the church and maintain my cooking time.
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by HeOrShe: 12:18pm On Sep 30, 2017
I love ur face and u look sweet.. Call me on 09078270735 let's talk
Education / Re: FG Shuts 21 Illegal Universities, Fake NYSC Camps by HeOrShe: 1:31pm On Sep 29, 2017
I don't believe this stories.. Which one is fake illegal NYSC camp... How did it happen..

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Crime / Re: Couple Confess Killing And Using Over 30 People For Making Meat Pie-pics by HeOrShe: 3:23pm On Sep 28, 2017
The wife ovary should be extracted and used for eag roll for the husband to eat..

Then husband testis should be used to make egg roll and the wife should eat it..
Romance / I Love My Guy Girl Friend. Should I Pray They Breakup. by HeOrShe: 7:31am On Sep 02, 2017
My guy is dating a gal who he does not really love because he said he only wants to Bleep d gal and eat hee money.
The gal is very caring and lovely. And it pains me each time I see her and remember my guy don't love her and it seems like am developing feelings for her.
Now both of them are having issues.
Should I tell the girl that my friend don't love her?
Should I try to reconcile them?
Should I pray they break up finally so I can meet her?
Should I forget her and take my eyes of her relationship.

The girl always ask me if my friend really love her and if he is cheating and I lie and pretend.
Romance / Things That Guys Should Do To Be Romantic. by HeOrShe: 10:14am On Sep 01, 2017
Some guys can be so UNROMANTIC...
I mean very unromantic... They don't even deserve to have a female friend talk more of a gal lover.
Ahh.. D only thing they know is "baby oya naa u go come weekend for my place" and the gal go carry body come, it will be all about bed racing and in each 5 mins both will be sweating and breathing like people that climbed olomo rock.
Some cannot even kiss well.. But let me not even go dat side.
No! guys. No!!.
Learn to be romantic. Learn to be caring.. That gal u think that can't offer u anything but s*x happens to be the way u made her, since u only give her nothing except white drops of semiliquid substance in a 5 secs electrifying mood.
No. Guys.. Be romantic. I mean show her u love her.
Many gals are not that demanding, but be romantic to give her money for hair once she post online.. "This is my natural hair".
In fact take her to a saloon and let her make her choice hair style.
When ever she posts "make up free day", it is a lie. Call her and give her money to buy plenty foundations and other make up kits.
Adore her. Be like "u look swt, ur hair is lovely, u make up is so cool. I love the way ur lipstick goes same colour with ur shoe."
Guy have u not observed that she almost have same pairs of panties and bras.. Ahh ahh. Bro. Don't always rush to pull wot u don't know the price.
Go to super market. Buy her panties and different sets of underwear.. The owner of the shop will not chase u away. Lols..
U can even help her to wash them.
Can't u see that ur babe have dis body odor. Not that she smells, but buy her perfumes, body sprays, roll on, in different fragrances.
U will still be the person to enjoy her neatness.
Take ur gal to movies, sit by her side, hold her hand and watch movie with her.
Gals are gossip and they enjoy doing with there man. Why not be her gossip mate; gossip with her very well.
Be crazy for ur gal. Tell her how u want her to be.. Tell her "baby, I don't want u to wear black pant today, why not wear that pinky pant with side rope.
It is not only wen u call her u tell her "I love u" at d end of conversation. No no.. Borrow words from Shakespeare. write love lines; send her early enough to read once she is awakes; tell her how u love her in each line.
Guy don't just stay inside d room waiting for ur bae to cook and bring food for u from d kitchen.. U are off from work and wot are u doing .. "Nothing". Join her and make the cooking fun so that even if d food is not tasty u won't even observe while eating..
Don't forget to give her money, pocket money, chopping money, shopping money, in fact place her on salary scheme.
Place a standing order with ur bank to always recharge her line with a certain amount of money from ur account at intervals.

Bae can be very romantic if actually u are. Take d lead and that is why u are the man. She will reciprocate well.
Don't allow her to have any opportunity of finding joy from any other man and she will cheat on u.

Let me come and be going....���
Business / Re: How To Start Bedsheets Business With Just 10k by HeOrShe: 11:58pm On Aug 26, 2017
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Romance / My Neighbour's Wife Leaves The Door Open While Bathing by HeOrShe: 12:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
Straight to the point. I recently moved to a compound where I picked one room apartment managing my life with my job. After I moved in I was shown the bathroom and toilet and kitchen am to share with another tenant.

Is one storey building which the up was taking by d landlord and the ground floor is for me and one man and his wife. So we are not much. Maybe because before I moved in, my neighbour has been staying alone at d ground floor that they don't lock d bathroom while bathing especially the woman since d husband hardly stays around.

The woman should be in her late 20s or early 30s with a son. She still appears sexy much like other young ladies.

One day I woke up late and as I move out towards d bathroom the door was open and the bathroom is calm so I was not expecting somebody inside but as I walk pass behold my neighbours wife naked bathing. I immediately turned back and left. This has continued that she don't even care.

Sometimes while am cooking she will be taking her bath while d door will be partially closed or not.

But I observed if her husband is around she will be locking d bathroom very well while bathing but once her husband is off she continues. I don't know what she has in mind and I don't know what to do about it. Am scared one day am going to have sex with the woman.

Please what will I do.

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Crime / Re: Pastor Caught Having Sex With One Of His Married Female Church Members by HeOrShe: 9:39am On Aug 04, 2017
Pastors and sex are 5 and 6.
Crime / Re: Snake With Legs Discovered In India by HeOrShe: 9:34am On Aug 04, 2017
This is not among the snake that gave the forbidden fruit to Eve..

lala come and do the needful.
Romance / Re: Lady Spotted Proposing To His Man. (photos) by HeOrShe: 2:25pm On Aug 01, 2017
It is a staged acting.
Hopefully for popularity and fun.

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Health / Re: Popular Mad Man Healed Along Bright Street Onitsha by HeOrShe: 2:20pm On Aug 01, 2017
Should I believe this... Onitsha.. Onitsha..


Well Glory be to God..
Celebrities / Re: Lady Shares Wowing Photo Of her 42 Year Old Mother on her Birthday (Photo) by HeOrShe: 6:01am On Aug 01, 2017
tongue
If only I can catch her with the daughter.. 3some will be lovely.

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Phones / Re: What Is Your Data Usage For The Month Of July by HeOrShe: 5:58am On Aug 01, 2017
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Crime / Re: Former President, Goodluck Jonathan's House Robbed By Police Men by HeOrShe: 5:54am On Aug 01, 2017
Imagine eating the bone on ur neck... Bad attitude..

But all this cloth material.. GEJ is he a cloth seller.
Now I remember I was a president.

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