A housemaid went to the church,so when d pastor was preaching ,then d pastor i f u want to go heaven let me see ur hands up,everybody raise up thier hand except the housemaid,the pastor asked:u no wan go heaven ,the housemaid reply:oga talk say make i no go anywhere

Dagrin(yoruba) m.i(english) zaki(hausa)nigga raw(igbo) ,just my mind

Nope.i fink it's not possible,cos if u don't fart in a day ,then u need deliverance,i fart once in a day,that is when am in the toilet,just farting

If i were to to be the president of naija,i will allocate funds to the electricity experts,to make sure our electricity is balanced,so wat will u do

My named is Herbeethey me i wented to primary schóoled ,the name of my techering is i forgoted

Dear poster,ALLAH IS AN ARABIC Word that means GOD,,i give you 24hours u will be strike dead,stupid fool,all wat u said does not change anything islam till eternity

I gain admission into unilag 2day,my sister 's marriage is 2day,,alhamdullilah

Go check ur name nooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

Today is a fine day,let we buy rice

Musa mustapha herbeetheym

Visit www.unilag.edu.ng

Don't let us fool ourselves,if u meet d necessary requirement u must be in merit list,but 2nd list is based on connection,thank GOD AM admited into unilag dis year for actuarial science,many people told me dat do i know anybody dere i said no,dat i no only GOD AND GOD PASS MAN

@poster u stole my topic,didn't u?

To hell with all christians,foolish people,u dis toba why can't u answer d question christainity god does not exist,u just trying 2 be famous on nairaland,i go talk am and i go still talk am again, people wey dey post dis post dey no dey use thier brain,prove me wrong on my religion then i will join yours
as regard of prophet muhammed (p.b.u.h) ,u are sayin he is terrorist,he was acting on GOD order,so who are u to question GOD ,jesus is coming soon ,since .lol

My brothers please let handle dis issue with great understanding,am a muslim,so u are trying to say dat islam is not a religion of peace ,dat islam is a religion that kills people unjustly,if so why are u still alive,in ur neighborhood am very sure dat dere will be a muslim in ur area and still they've not kill u,are they not terrorist,just do ur own and let's do our own,but i know dat we serve 1 GOD

Could u lend me some?

My name is Musa it means pulled out of water

I need money, would u mind some?

I fink so ,don't u think so?

@poster,lets assume u are they president of nigeria,and u have a official duty to attend 2,so u ask ur wife to go,what will she there,drink to that,what a question?

This game is damn easy,just ask a question and d next person will answer with a question. Now my question:don't you think nairaland is a website?

A friend of mine wanted to say :silence is the best answer for a fool like you,he said :silence is the best cancer for a food like you

Madman,oasis,operamaxi,unforgetable,whatmyname

Thank GOD there is google,i fink dat will help

Yeah its true,i heard it on stv entertainment news,thumbs up for psquare

Huh. Kudos 2 them ,well thats encouraging

I will turn to air

Nairalanders

U are a , ,but can u do dis,i don't like d aspect of burning holy koran,just sayin my mind,don't take 2 personal