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Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by oladayo042: 10:27am On Sep 01, 2010
The number of Americans who think that President Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim is one in five, and growing. That is not a good thing.

In America of today, being a Muslim is getting worse than being O.J. Simpson. For a president born in Kenya, smuggled to Hawaii in a basket (like Moses), and whose birth was registered some 47 years ago in Hawaii by the FBI who were preparing him to be president in 2008, he does not need more controversies. It is therefore very important for the president to take urgent steps to correct that impression.

Here are the ten steps I will recommend immediately.

1.) Obama should begin to use his official Irish name – Barry O’Brien. Clearing that tongue twisting challenge of calling Barack Obama will make 5% of doubters to begin to see him as one of them.
2.) The presidential motorcade should be sent to Campton, Los Angeles, for pimping. In place of the Cadillac limousine emblem, a figurine of Jesus should be places on the hood and on the trunk. While the flag of the United States flies in front, the flag of Heaven (obtained from Glenn Beck) will fly behind.
3.) At the next Kennedy Center honors, Obama should publicly rename Malia, Mary, and Sasha, Sarah.
4.) Jay-Z should present to Obama a Bling Bling made of Jesus on the Cross at the upcoming BET awards.
5.) At the White House, Obama should remove the portrait of George Washington to create space at the head of the table for the official portrait of Jesus obtained from Rev. Franklin Graham.
6.) In a Rose Garden press conference with Tom Cruise, Obama should announce that he has converted to Scientology.
7.) Michelle Obama should be ordered to tattoo the image of Jesus on her arm.
8.) Obama should launch a campaign to replace, “In God We Trust” with “In Jesus We Trust.” It should be written on U.S currencies and all the bombs to be used in Afghanistan. It will end all confusions about which God we are talking about.
9.) Obama should personally preach to Tiger Woods until he gives his life to Christ and accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and personal savior.
10.) Obama should invite Fox News anchors to a prayer breakfast at which Rev. Jeremiah Wright will lead the prayers.

If these ten steps do not work, Obama should use the nuclear option. He should call a world press conference at the White House’s West Wing. In the presence of the press, he should burn the Koran to ashes. From there, he should take the world press to the Potomac River and go ahead and walk on water.



http://www.saharareporters.com/article/ten-things-obama-should-do-prove-he%E2%80%99s-not-muslim

Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by herbeetheyme: 12:16pm On Sep 01, 2010
U are a , ,but can u do dis,i don't like d aspect of burning holy koran,just sayin my mind,don't take 2 personal
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by MyJoe: 12:47pm On Sep 01, 2010
Interesting. Whither Olaadegbu?
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:26pm On Sep 01, 2010
OP,

At least all Muslims would guarantee him their votes as he has their backing in building their mosque to rub it in the faces of Americans who lost their lives in the 911 attacks, he needs to appeal to his atheists fans who are mostly homosexuals and evolutionists as well as liberals if he needs a landslide victory.  He must also and pledge to change the phrase "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Darwin" for Americans to believe that he is not a Muslim.

[img width=500 height=200]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/creationwise/CWUnderGod.gif[/img]
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by mantraa: 6:20pm On Sep 01, 2010
He also needs to appeal to the millions of christian fundamentalists like yourself in America. No one group of people should be considered superior to another. We are all equal and deserve the same rights whether christian, muslim, hindu, atheist, buddhist etc.
Did you see his speach from the oval office to mark the end of the Iraq war? What did you think?

I think it will be impossible to please everyone but at least he is trying.

Respects
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by NegroNtns(m): 6:37pm On Sep 01, 2010
He does not have to prove anything!

What does it matter whether he is Jew, Christian or Muslim? His vows to the oath of office does not limit him to the practice of any religion, faith or belief.

You all leave this guy alone abeg!
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by Mudley313: 6:39pm On Sep 01, 2010
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNIQG7WXpSM[/flash]

atleast the peeps in this video above suffering from obama derangement syndrome unlike the e-lunatic oladegbu have a reason to; they're WHITE racists angry at having a BLACK man be their president unlike the uncle thomas oladegbu who's BLACK nigerian and just the epitome of the word mumu
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:56pm On Sep 01, 2010
[flash=500,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv-Wwv7ZrwE?fs=1&hl=en_GB[/flash]

Americans supporting Obama are now waking up and smelling the coffee. The battle to become Obamaniacs is only between the Muslims and Atheists, the clip above shows that the Muslims have the right to claim him as a prophecy fulfilled, you atheists need to gather your maniacs so that you wouldn't lose out.
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by Mudley313: 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2010
OLAADEGBU:

[flash=500,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv-Wwv7ZrwE?fs=1&hl=en_GB[/flash]

Americans supporting Obama are now waking up and smelling the coffee.  The battle to become Obamaniacs is only between the Muslims and Atheists, the clip above shows that the Muslims have the right to claim him as a prophecy fulfilled, you atheists need to gather your maniacs so that you wouldn't lose out.

you really are one deranged fellow. hope your white racist masters reward you with fulfilling your life long dream of a lifelong membership in the kkk after all these your tom foolery of an anti-obama e-campaign. good-luck. ewu
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by misterh(m): 5:42pm On Sep 02, 2010
oladayo042:

The number of Americans who think that President Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim is one in five, and growing. That is not a good thing.

In America of today, being a Muslim is getting worse than being O.J. Simpson. For a president born in Kenya, smuggled to Hawaii in a basket (like Moses), and whose birth was registered some 47 years ago in Hawaii by the FBI who were preparing him to be president in 2008, he does not need more controversies. It is therefore very important for the president to take urgent steps to correct that impression.

Here are the ten steps I will recommend immediately.

1.) Obama should begin to use his official Irish name – Barry O’Brien. Clearing that tongue twisting challenge of calling Barack Obama will make 5% of doubters to begin to see him as one of them.
2.) The presidential motorcade should be sent to Campton, Los Angeles, for pimping. In place of the Cadillac limousine emblem, a figurine of Jesus should be places on the hood and on the trunk. While the flag of the United States flies in front, the flag of Heaven (obtained from Glenn Beck) will fly behind.
3.) At the next Kennedy Center honors, Obama should publicly rename Malia, Mary, and Sasha, Sarah.
4.) Jay-Z should present to Obama a Bling Bling made of Jesus on the Cross at the upcoming BET awards.
5.) At the White House, Obama should remove the portrait of George Washington to create space at the head of the table for the official portrait of Jesus obtained from Rev. Franklin Graham.
6.) In a Rose Garden press conference with Tom Cruise, Obama should announce that he has converted to Scientology.
7.) Michelle Obama should be ordered to tattoo the image of Jesus on her arm.
8.) Obama should launch a campaign to replace, “In God We Trust” with “In Jesus We Trust.” It should be written on U.S currencies and all the bombs to be used in Afghanistan. It will end all confusions about which God we are talking about.
9.) Obama should personally preach to Tiger Woods until he gives his life to Christ and accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and personal savior.
10.) Obama should invite Fox News anchors to a prayer breakfast at which Rev. Jeremiah Wright will lead the prayers.

If these ten steps do not work, Obama should use the nuclear option. He should call a world press conference at the White House’s West Wing. In the presence of the press, he should burn the Koran to ashes. From there, he should take the world press to the Potomac River and go ahead and walk on water.



http://www.saharareporters.com/article/ten-things-obama-should-do-prove-he%E2%80%99s-not-muslim
Here we go again, attacking Islam. Why do people derive pleasure attacking Islam?
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:12am On Sep 03, 2010
Mudley313:

you really are one deranged fellow. hope your white racist masters reward you with fulfilling your life long dream of a lifelong membership in the kkk after all these your tom foolery of an anti-obama e-campaign. good-luck. ewu

Let me remind you of one of your heroes and what he thinks of you, then you can come back and tell me who is deranged:

No rational man, cognizant of the facts, believes that the average negro is the equal, still less the superior, of the white man. And if this be true, it is simply incredible that, when all his disabilities are removed, and our prognathous relative has a fair field and no favor, as well as no oppressor, he will be able to compete successfully with his bigger-brained and smaller-jawed rival, in a contest which is to be carried on by thoughts and not by bites.” -- Thomas Huxley

This was said by an atheist like yourself who believes in evolution and eugenics, and your have the audacity to call someone who believes that we are all created image of God a racist?
Re: Ten Things Obama Should Do To Prove That He’s Not A Muslim by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:18am On Sep 03, 2010
misterh:

Here we go again, attacking Islam. Why do people derive pleasure attacking Islam?

No one is attacking Islam, the OP was only highlighting the fact that Americans are now beginning to think that Obama might be a Muslim in disguise.

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