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Yeah! I agree, I've seen other art works from the dude. He is really good. He seems to be good with the "water works".

choicetheblogger:
If i was a photo taken by a camera or something u would have seen the lens in the eyes. it's a drawing

OlayinkaFawaz:
fool, how can Photoshop look like dat

I appreciate the fact that u referred to me as a "fool", u r a bigger "FOOL". Being sarcastic has become a tradition on nairaland, but if u think u r close to being sarcastic, then u have no idea what sarcasm really feels like.
I bet ur DOB is 1st of April. Fawaz or "For Worse" ? Ptsewww.

I saw this on Facebook :

A Nigerian "Oresegun Olumide" drew this, let's help him blow his trumpet. That was the caption.

Looking at the picture, it doesn't look like it's hand drawn. It looks real or more like the aftermath of Photoshop.

What do you think?

[b][i]There are numerous praise and worship songs with which God's name is exalted.
While I was in church today, one of those songs was rendered. Before we finished singing it, a thought occurred to me- some praise songs should not be sung by certain people.
Are you familiar with this song?
It's commonly sung in yoruba dialect.
The lyrics says;
If all the strands of hair on my head were to be tongues,
It wouldn't suffice in praising/glorifying God.
Original (in yoruba)
Bi gbo gbo Irun Ori mi je Kiki ahon,
Bi gbo gbo Irun Ori mi je Kiki ahon,
Kooto Kooto laati yin Baba logo,
Kooto Kooto laati yin Jesu logo,
Kooto oo!
Obviously, God's goodness, kindness, compassion, love...are numerous and nothing we do can amount to what he has done- not even if all the strands on our hair were tongues.
Where I get amused is when chronically, I mean chronically bald headed dudes sing the same song.
In the first place, how much hair have you got? Even dudes with afro know that their hair- if turned to tongues would not suffice in praising God, yours is too obvious.
My advice to you if you're bald-whenever the song is being sung, just hum or sing something else.
Peeps feel free to share songs that shouldn't be sung by...[/[/b]i]
Queen Valerie, hope he ain't bald?

Trust me

QueenValerie:
Kay.I ain't found that "play thread" yet.....but if you happen upon one, you know what ta do.

QueenValerie:
What's the frown for

It doesn't count, it's sandwiched already

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"Abduction gone viral"
People leave home nowadays and they just vanish into thin air. Where could they have gone? Were they captured by ritualists or what exactly is happening.
Gone are the days when you see this happening in movies or read about'em in papers. These days, close relatives of friends and colleagues are at large.
Do the maths, if 3 of every 10 know someone who is in search of a friend or relative. How many people have gone missing? Better still, how many of these missing people are found?
Commercial vehicle drivers(micra drivers) have been known to acquire the cabs after successfully paying returns to the owners of the vehicles over an agreed period. That doesn't seem to be the case anymore. Rumour has it that if you can provide 2 or 4 persons, the cab automatically becomes yours. In every rumour, there's an element of truth.
If all these vanishing people are abducted for rituals (obviously, their body parts), where do the rest of the flesh go? How are they been disposed? We had the case of Clifford Orji back in the days, who had an accomplice that uses the rest of the meat for suya. God help us all. How do we truly ascertain the kind of meat being sold in market places, eateries etc?
If care is not taken, we'd start having people exported as frozen food(just like chicken, turkey, fish etc)

QueenValerie:
Here's a thought:
Pregnancies can be unpredictable.
What if there's a surprise baby,a twin ta the baby girl a baby boy an he light skin.
Do you:
L)love them both equally
C)care for them the same
N)not let skin shade dictate if you treat a human bein' decent.
Take yer time.

My Quin Val, what Pentium r u on? Ur reasoning though

ValerianSteel:
QueenValerie and her likeness for metrosexuals/gay men.

I hope your boyfriend/husband is straight though

He said he hopes her partner is straight.

Is this what you mean...?

#7 though(eewwww) "Valerie"!!!
I'm not a psychologist, but I think I'm beginning to have an understanding of ur kinda personality. I wish I cld knw more to confirm my thesis.

I wonder why guys r populating this thread, it outta be lads.

QueenValerie:
I thought it was playful. Guess not.

No nah, it's dope. I like the concept. The interpretation has to do with ur imagination or way of perceiving.

QueenValerie:
I'm aware that's what you meant.

Okay, good. Your signature though

darkenkach:
But i used all this and am still 24..

You're 24, so? Read d post again, has it really said anything?

QueenValerie:
Haha . You looked me up?
Why you got my name in them pound signs there?

I was of the impression that you're a smart lad(I'm still not in doubt), "culprit apprehended"-that's what I meant(I suppose).
Watch ur back

If you any or all of these brings back youthful memories and you are still single...

Hey! Remember me? I bet you do. I never knew you had a reputation, I know you're smart to understand what I mean. Anticipating your response
#Valerie#

QueenValerie:
I should be glad?...I think not.
Anyway your a playful dude,that's good.
If we'd met on a different thread,under a different topic maybe I coulda showed you how playful I can be.Bye.

Hmnn...I think it's good to hv a good sense of humour, ur responses prompted mine. It's better to be playful than quarrelsome. Wrt ur condition for showing what u r made of as regards being playful, I'll gv u two options. U either navigate me to an existing "playthread" or create one and mention me. Then we can slug it out. Shu... b4 u turn my thread to "Me&You".

Do you love movies? Which of these movie legends is your favourite actor?
Can you mention some of the movies you love.

QueenValerie:
I outta flog you.Butcherin' my moniker.

U shd be glad I eventually mentioned "Valerie". Ain't that good enuf? Btw, ur skin complexion na wire(neither black nor fair) r u incredible hulk?

cruzita:
What is this op saying cos he made no sense at all

Come for evening lessons so u can understand.

QueenValerie:
Still not my moniker.
I didn't act dumb at all.I only gave you the benefit of the doubt.
You think my conscious gulity?
No sir!! Your words/post outlandish!
That's what lead ta my accidental twice posting.

Okay, okay, okay Queen"moniker" , what's ur discipline sef? U no dey tire to argue? D post is such foolery, yet you've posted how many times now? Smh *runs out to pluck a devil bean leaf to flog Valerie*

neweraomo:
Useless post ,

There's always bound to be a judas *smh*

There's no point arguing with you. You know the truth, all I'll say to you is "Get real"

Love Machine:
A girl who is not satisfied will demand for a second round.

Masturbation is healthy if managed, I already added a clause warning against it. I appreciate ur criticism though.

afoobabs:
@op nice write up but i will oppose the option of masturbating pls dont misguide the public be mindful of what u say. U dont who might be listening to u

If you read my post carefully, you'd see where I mentioned "we differ from one another".So, not everyone can go for multiple rounds. Moreover, na every girl go gree make u go second round?

Love Machine:
Premature ejaculations takes place at the first round of sex.The second and third round always last longer for those who can be able to go more than one rounds.

Good write up but contradictory context. You're supporting and at the same time opposing.

Now ask yourself, does a guy ejaculate everytime he has sex? A reasonable amount of them do(yeah), then why shouldn't gals too orgasm whenever they get laid?
You made mention of negative pressure (that I reckon with)
All they need do is understand themselves better and it'll come normally. Mind you, circumcised gals might find it challenging to have that experience (sowi).
What I expected to see when I read ur topic, I thought you'd relate early orgasm and relationship. It's synonymous to guys premature ejaculation.

Enough said already.

Are you a victim of premature ejaculation? Here are some tips to help combat it without enhancement pills.
The very first step is to understand yourself, try to know your weak points and strengths
Another very important factor is having a stable partner-someone you can be free and open with. We differ from one another in ways(sex is not an exemption). Thus, being with one partner gives you the opportunity to establish and explore that which works for you.
Don't go down with your partner with your head filled with the thought of what you're about to do. Trust me, that's the first step to failure, your system works with your mind, try to view it as an adventure other than a pleasure ride.
Focus not on deriving pleasure, instead work towards satisfying your partner. You'll eventually realise that you'll get aroused more, when your partner is hyped.
If you do not have a stable partner or ashamed to have a healthy discussion with her, all hope ain't lost. Try masturbation( jelly brothers, where you at?). Hey! Remember this ain't a pleasure ride, rather it's a therapy. So focus on self development. Mind you, if care is not taken, you'll become an addict(you don't wanna go down that road)
While in action, if you sense you are getting too much pleasure and you fill that sensation like you are about to come and your partner still needs you,(Hmmnn! If you come at that moment, you could record one of your greatest embarrassing moments or be hated by the lady, especially if she's not someone you are well acquainted with) cast your thought into something far away, not related to what you're doing, maybe work, a quarrel you had with someone... Just to ease that tense moment (afterall, sex is just a mind game). You could also try ejecting then re-inserting, but ladies don't like that because if she's high and you do that, she gets to lose that feel and you might be unable to restore that arousal. Guess what? You might have just jeopardised her chances of having an orgasm.
Erections are all about blood flow to the penis.(What's the essence of lasting long in bed with a dangling penis? You need to have and sustain a good erection) Ways to improve blood flow; Eat Healthy, a healthy diet, one that includes high alkaline foods – plenty of fruits and vegetables – will increase oxygen supply to your blood and improve overall blood circulation.
Massage therapy helps to release contracted muscles, which in turn pushes blood towards the heart and relieves strain. Increase your fluid intake. You could Google up ways to improve blood circulation (that's what those erection pills do,but remember they have side effects)
Are You Ready to Quit Smoking? A healthy lifestyle can mean a healthy love life. If you're a smoker or alcoholic, you stand the chance of limiting your penile erection(a journey to erectile dysfunction)

If you work on yourself, believe me, a time will come that you'll be unable to ejaculate if you have sex using latex and even when you have unprotected sex(flesh in flesh), you may have to play mind games on yourself to induce ejaculation. At that level, you are in control and would be a pleasure machine.
I neither read this topic from anywhere nor copied it, I compiled it based on personal experience. If it worked for me, it should work for you, but you have to discover yourself. Best results would be achieved if you glue to a partner.
In my next post, I'd write on tips on how to satisfy your partner (enable her climax i.e attain orgasm(s))

U dey pray mk ur guy dey beat u, or why u dey think like dat?
quote author=menabae post=42804333]Chai who go marry such a man... ,... Only one blow ur head go turn to the east..[/quote]

Firstly, age is nothing but a number.
Everything numerical or generic has limits, though the limits might not be applicable to all.
For babes; 24~27
For dudes; 25~32
Mind you, maturity is not dependent on age but more essential than age when considering marriage.
There are other factors that could mitigate against these numbers and they also have to be factored. For instance, you are a guy of 38(over due based on the CL), yet you don't have a job and can hardly cater for yourself. Would you go ahead and marry?
Make God help us.

refiner:
women are d enemies of demselves!

I see a lady with brains