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Health / Re: Do You Drink Cway(dispenser Water)? See Pix by hercatonchires(m): 6:11am On May 15, 2017 |
thesicilian: No be me snap am nah! Na send dem send am gimme sef |
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Girls To Climax/cum During Rape by hercatonchires(m): 10:47pm On May 14, 2017 |
IAmSirMichael:It should be "what you've just written". Don't you know tenses? Present, past and past participle? Write, wrote, written. Eat, ate, eaten etc |
Health / Do You Drink Cway(dispenser Water)? See Pix by hercatonchires(m): 7:15pm On May 14, 2017 |
Uploaded as received.
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Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Girls To Climax/cum During Rape by hercatonchires(m): 6:59pm On May 14, 2017 |
IAmSirMichael: "what you've just wrote"? What happened to past participle? I am not haunting you oh! I just couldn't help it, seeing you claim to know English not literature. |
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Girls To Climax/cum During Rape by hercatonchires(m): 6:48pm On May 14, 2017 |
IAmSirMichael:Noted. We learn everyday 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Girls To Climax/cum During Rape by hercatonchires(m): 6:21pm On May 14, 2017 |
It is very possible, but note that the climax would not be due to pleasure, rather it'd be due to fear,shock,terror. I had a friend(dude) who had issues with maths. We were writing our mock exams, he had barely written anything when the invigilator said time was up. This dude found him self shaking uncontrollably, the next thing he knew, he had ejaculated. A female friend also shared similar story of her feeling aroused awkwardly when she's tensed, especially during exams. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For Girls To Climax/cum During Rape by hercatonchires(m): 6:11pm On May 14, 2017 |
IAmSirMichael: Please take time to read what you wrote again. Can't you see it's contradictory? Smh 1 Like |
Education / Re: Alga-like Substance Found Inside A Pack Of "Capri-sonne" Pix by hercatonchires(m): 6:06pm On May 14, 2017 |
forMom: You sound like you've also had an encounter with'em. Share your experience please. |
Education / Alga-like Substance Found Inside A Pack Of "Capri-sonne" Pix by hercatonchires(m): 7:24pm On May 13, 2017 |
I took a pack of capri-sonne today out of the carton, the size looked a bit unusual. I chose not to give this one to my daughter coz of my suspicion. I refrigerated it for few minutes and decided to chill out with it. After a few sips(it tasted okay ) , the flow seemed to have been restricted. I took the straw my daughter used to drink hers to see if the straw was the issue, but the result was the same. I double checked the expiry date to ensure it's intact. At this point, I had no other option than to trim the edge of the pack and pour into a container (I used a container with white internal coating). After pouring the content into the container, lo and behold, the liquid contained an algae-like substance, just similar to the green stuff extracted from jerry-cans or kegs used for storing water over a long time. I almost puked at the sight. I didn't share this to hurt "Capri-Sonne", but to warn everyone. Try as much as possible to empty the content of drinks, juices or whatever liquid that isn't in a transparent bottle. I had this encounter with Capri-Sonne, yours might be with Viju, Bobo, Lucozade boost, ribena, CWAY or even the regular Coca-Cola, Lacassera etc. Especially for the sake of those little kids who take them along with their lunch kits every now and then. To be forewarned is to be forearmed and prevention is better than cure. cc lalasticlala,Mynd44
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Romance / Re: What Is That Special Thing U Admire About Yourself by hercatonchires(m): 12:17pm On May 13, 2017 |
placeofallure: seeing is believing |
Romance / Re: What Is That Special Thing U Admire About Yourself by hercatonchires(m): 11:31am On May 12, 2017 |
My equanimity |
Education / Re: 5 Reasons Why Your Post Doesn't Make Front Page by hercatonchires(m): 10:21pm On May 09, 2017 |
Otulord: That's not what I meant. What I'm saying is, going at the moderators is enuf reason not to make front page |
Agriculture / Re: What Is The English And Botanical Name! by hercatonchires(m): 1:41pm On May 09, 2017 |
Kowemonday: Is it Eje Osan or Eja Osan? SMH |
Sports / Messi’s Lookalike Almost Jailed For Disrupting Public(pics) *copied by hercatonchires(m): 12:15pm On May 09, 2017 |
Reza Parastesh and Messi So many people came out to take selfies with Parastesh in the western city of Hamedan over the weekend that police rushed him into a station and impounded his car to stop the chaos and clear traffic. The resemblance is so uncanny that Eurosport UK reportedly used his photo by accident on Twitter recently when talking about the real Messi. The furore began a few months ago when Parastesh’s football-mad father pressured the 25-year-old into posing in a number 10 Barcelona jersey and sending the pictures to a sports website. “I sent them one night and by the morning they had called me and said I should come in quickly for an interview,” he told AFP. Despite his early reluctance, Parastesh soon grew into his new role, cutting his hair like Messi and often donning the Barca jersey when he goes out. It has paid off — he is fully booked with media interviews and has even landed modelling contracts. “Now people really see me as the Iranian Messi and want me to mimic everything he does. When I show up somewhere, people are really shocked,” he said. Iranians are obsessed with football, and Parastesh finds himself constantly besieged by fans looking for a selfie. “I’m really happy that seeing me makes them happy and this happiness gives me a lot of energy,” he added. Parastesh loves football but has never played professionally, though he is working on some tricks so he can better play the role. He remembers very well the last game between Iran and Argentina during World Cup 2014, when Messi’s 91st-minute goal robbed the Islamic republic of a place in the last 16. Reza’s dad was furious. “After the game, my dad called me and said don’t come back home tonight… why did you score a goal against Iran? I said: But that wasn’t me!” Parastesh said, laughing. His goal now is to meet his hero in Barcelona, and maybe even land a job as his understudy. “Being the best player in footballing history, he definitely has more work than he can handle. I could be his representative when he is too busy,” he said
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Education / Re: 5 Reasons Why Your Post Doesn't Make Front Page by hercatonchires(m): 4:49pm On May 08, 2017 |
Otulord: Even if it was meant to make FP, #3 will mitigate |
Education / 5 Reasons Why Your Post Doesn't Make Front Page by hercatonchires(m): 5:20pm On May 07, 2017 |
Most people would have pondered why their post(s) don't make front page. It gets more frustrating when you feel your gist is very catchy. There are several reasons and they include but not limited to the following : * Your chosen subject or topic isn't attractive enough. Have you opened a post and upon opening it, you get disappointed by its content? Need I remind you that your subject is the first moment of truth a visitor gets, the second moment of truth is what determines if they'll comment or just view. Try finding interesting topics that are irresistible. * Your subject is irrelevant. There are certain things that are trending, you might want to find something related to'em. Imagine talking of Christmas in May * In Nigeria, everything requires connection. Perhaps you are new at this. The moderators don't know you, and your post ain't spectacular. They'll just move on. You'd be surprised some dryer stuff make FP in ur stead. Sorry, welcome to 9ja. * Most viewers prefer opening threads with attachments (videos and pictures). If you are being too academic, you might not get so many views, let alone make FP. * How many followers do you have, how many people do you follow? Your friends could help ma your post go viral, and eventually make front page. For instance, I have come across threads where someone views and his/her comment is as simple as " cc lalasticala" If you adhere to these tips and dey don't work, don't feel depressed. Why? Coz none of my posts has ever made front page. I'm glad you spared some of your time though Good luck in your quest in making front page. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 99% Will See This Picture Wrongly At First Glance by hercatonchires(m): 12:27pm On May 06, 2017 |
Claim you're special. Make una no come dey form FTC here oh [color=#990000][/color] |
Art, Graphics & Video / 99% Will See This Picture Wrongly At First Glance by hercatonchires(m): 12:26pm On May 06, 2017 |
When you take a glance, you get to misinterprete the picture. Until you look carefully. Copied
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Crime / Re: Girl Beats Up Little Boy For Not Giving Him Milk After Sucking His Pee-pee by hercatonchires(m): 6:26pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
I opened this crap outta confusion. At first, I thought it was a typo, but after seeing the consistency, it's obviously a blunder. Didn't any other person notice? Pronoun difficulty. "Girl beats up boy for not giving HIM (instead of her) milk after suckling his pee-pee" Maybe the op skipped school when they were being taught parts of speech. Smh |
Romance / Healthy Vagina Tips-copied by hercatonchires(m): 7:07pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
SAVE THE VAGINA NOW!!! To maintain a healthy vagina you must know what to do to avoid infection and it is equally important to educate your sexual partner on some of them to also help you help the vagina. Here are some few things you can do or avoid. 1. Fingering During pre-intimacy or romance, as part of it some people insert their finger or fingers into the vagina. The question is, how many people wash their hands before sexual intercourse? Some people do not even keep their nails clean so it gathers a lot of germs and during the fingering, these germs are deposited in the vagina...leading to infection. Same thing apply to autopleasure acts or masturbation. 2. Anal sex I am not here to tell anybody to have anal sex or not to but I simply want to draw the attention of those who engage in anal sex with the opposite sex that it is dangerous to have anal sex and continue having penovaginal sex. If this is done, the penis will pick bacteria from the anus and deliver them to the vagina even if you are using a condom....which will lead to infection. 3. Quest to make the vagina TIGHT Some guys complain bitterly about the vagina of their sexual partners. They complain that it's too big and they no more feel any sensation during intercourse. Some ladies are therefore pushed to find a quick solution and in the process some use herbs or other substances in the vagina with the hope of making the vagina tight. Some of the substances cause infection or sepsis. Some of the herbs can cause the vagina to get tighter to the extent that penetration is no more possible. This will require treatment. 4. Douching Some parents, when bathing for their baby girls put warm water in a milk tin or dip a towel in the warm water and pour the water through a hole made beneath the tin or squeeze the water out of the towel into the vagina of the baby. This is sooooo WRONG as it can damage the hymen. Some parents also insert ginger or pepper or both into the vagina of adolescents as a form of punishment. This is sooooo WRONG as it can lead to infection. Some people are use to bathing by adding dettol or other detergents to the water and they put this solution inside the vagina with the help of sponge or towel or just the hand with soap to clean the vagina. This is soooo WRONG as it will change the normal flora in the vagina, leading to infection. 5. Use of water closet Some people have the habit of not sitting on the seat of the WC when using it so they end up urinating on the seat. The possibility of picking infection when using it in that condition is high. Don't let your pant be at the thigh level when using the WC especially the public ones as the inner of the pant may rub the surface of the WC. Where the water is not running and people have used but have not flushed and you don't have any choice but to also use it, use enough toilet roll to cover before using the WC to avoid any splashes on the vulva. 6. Washing and drying Develop the habit of disinfecting your panties frequently...depending on the number of pants you have. Keep exclusive panties to wear whenever you are menstruating and don't mix those panties with your regular panties. Pay particular attention to those panties when washing. Ensure that the panties are made of cotton and are dried in the sun or well ironed to kill germs. 7. Change sanitary pads Some people try to economize the use of their sanitary pads so during the period they tend to still wear the pad because there is little or no blood. This is soooo WRONG as it can lead to infection. NB: If there is any bad scent from the vagina or there is a discharge coming from the vagina then it might be an infection which you have to have it treated. Help save the vagina by ensuring that you get the message to as many friends as possible. Help save the vagina by getting the message to your sexual partner or sisters. #Face10 |
Education / Often Misspelt Common English Words by hercatonchires(m): 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
OFTEN MISSPELT COMMON ENGLISH WORDS There are several common English words we come across and use on day-day basis. Often times, we quickly run through our dictionaries to verify their spellings. They include, but not limited to the following: Believe Deceive Receive Relieve Their Being Quiet Quite Wednesday Forty Assassin Advice Advise These Occasion Queue Parallel Interpret Weird Mere Frown Bear, Bare Rare, Rear Fear, Fair, Fare Fulfilment Compliment, Complement |
TV/Movies / MOST ANTICIPATED 2017 Movies-Dwayne Johnson's Name Keeps Popping by hercatonchires(m): 9:33am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Most expected 2017 Movies Kong-Skull Island Fantastic beasts and where to find them Assassin's creed Passengers Jumanji King Arthur: Legend of the sword Bay watch Kingsman: Golden circle The Mummy Transformers : The last knight Untitled cloverfield anthology movie Coco Beauty and the beast Baby driver Ghost in the shell The fate of the furious The dark tower Life Valerian and the city of a thousand planets Power rangers Dunkirk Blade Runner John Wick 2 War for the planet of the apes Alien: covenant Thor: Ragnarok Spider-Man: Homecoming Wonder woman Jutice league Guardians of the galaxy 2 Star-wars: Episode VIII The lego batman movie |
Celebrities / Re: Toni Tones's Dress To AMVCA 2017 Took 4 Months & It's Everything (Photos) by hercatonchires(m): 11:38pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
Oya= Ready or It's time. Antonym of sorry= F**k you Since you're the English Teacher; * What's the english word of ' Oya ' * What's the opposite of ' Sorry '[/quote] |
Autos / Re: I Need To Learn How To Ride Power Bike by hercatonchires(m): 6:46pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
That's a good post, I share similar qualms as you-the need to learn to ride a P-Bike. I wonder why it's taking N'Landers forever to respond. |
Romance / Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by hercatonchires(m): 11:10pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
I wonder the percentage of youth that can put down stuff and not blunder. Obviously, yours aren't typos coz they're repeated. That's that, work on it. Need I remind you that we are all in these mess because of "you"-woman? If we had remained in the garden, all these wouldn't have been happening. If you want to be bad, be bad. Stop being lukewarm, you just put up this writing, it gives a perception of who you are even if you truly aren't like that. Why try be a saint again in the end? Second hand material. |
Romance / Re: I Feel Intimidated Whenever Am With Huge, Beautiful, Tall And Sexy Ladies Why by hercatonchires(m): 6:08am On Apr 26, 2016 |
It's just an expression. Similar to sheep amidst wolves KingCheezyPuff: |
Gaming / Gta Iv Error On Ps3 by hercatonchires(m): 10:30pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
Hey, fellas! I recently got a GTA IV Blu-Ray disc for PS3. I inserted it to the console, it showed a lady in red dress with a lollipop in her mouth. Upon pressing the start button, it beeps and displays an error message; " An error occurred during the start operation " This happens only with the GTA Disc. Has anyone else experienced or possibly resolved this? Kindly share your experience. |
Romance / Re: I Feel Intimidated Whenever Am With Huge, Beautiful, Tall And Sexy Ladies Why by hercatonchires(m): 7:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Valerie the lecturer, I'm forced to comment. You seem to have become a magnet amidst rusted metal chips well, I ain't surprised, we both know your reputation as regards threads. I'm only thrilled that you kept your calm all the way. Keep having fun. Haven't found that thread yet? QueenValerie: |
Gaming / Re: Playstation 3 Cds For Exchange by hercatonchires(m): 7:01pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
God of war saga(1&2) in one cd God of war Ascension Drake uncharted 2 The last of us Prince of persia(The forgotten sands) Resident Evil(operation Racoon) Mordern warfare 3 Fifa 14 Siren blood curse Mass effect 3 |
Gaming / Playstation 3 Cds For Exchange by hercatonchires(m): 2:28pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
Hello, If you are interested in exchanging PS3 CDs, kindly compute the list of games you have and are willing to exchange. I have some(very clean and some I only completed once) Looking forward to hearing from you. |
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