QueenValerie:
That's not my name/moniker.
An this thread is such foolery not what I did.
Unless you was pokin' fun.

Okay Queen cholera, do u hv any sense of humour @all? To start with, ain't it obvious u were referring 2d post? I only acted dumb and turned u against ursef, u only acted dumber . Now, if u r guilty of the context, why react so badly? It's not the end of the world. Afterall, u r not alone.
Enough said already, we're all here to catch fun and make friends not otherwise. No offence, I hope none taken too. Adios.

@ Queen Malaria; why refer to ur accidental twice posting as foolery? Don't be too hard on ursef, O?

"I, ___, take thee, ___, to be my wedded husband/wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge thee my faith [or] pledge myself to you.
Do you...? "I do"
Those two words, as simple as they sound are very powerful. It is a confirmation of your vow. We all know how much of a pain in the ass women can be, some say it's because they don't get to water their head often. What about those on low cut, they are even deadlier. The fact that she has stopped being who she used to be when you first met or stopped satisfying your sexual appeal or one flimsy excuse or the other, does not give you the right to indulge in despicable activities(sexual immorality).
Truly, women create their own problems, but not all of them r guilty of this accusation, some of'em have turned a new page. There are numerous examples of marriages that ended as a result of the husband's infidelity, and in some of those cases, there are instances where the husband met his wife a virgin and she was totally committed to him. What do we say of such men? Worse of all, you see elderly men hanging out with ladies young enough to be their daughters.
What happened to your conscience, did you say your vows hastily without thinking it through? Even if your wife gives you every reason to do wrong, remember "two wrongs don't make a right". Rather, think of how to get solutions and salvage your home. Pity your generation, because a broken or unhappy home tells more on the children.
Humans are a mix of angels and demons. As we have good men, we have good women. In the same light, we have demonic men and demonic ladies to complement. Un42n8ly, the angels don't always tangle with the angels.
In essence, let's strive to keep a good record and stop running after fast food chicks or making innocent ladies cry.

Have you taken time to ponder, why a reasonable amount of ladies deprive their husbands of sex?
Statistically, over 60% of ladies today have defiled themselves sexually before marriage. They even go the extent of dating other ladies' husbands(even with the knowledge of the men's marital status). Yet, you see most ladies posting dps signifying a happy home(for dia mind). This implies they pray and long for marital bliss.(I wonder if they've ever heard of or believe in the word "Karma".
Where I get lost, after all their exploits and "banana" adventures, they get to "banana island" and suddenly want to watch their banana intake(who does that?). If their husbands are not God fearing or exceptionally disciplined, they end up having side hoes, and the cycle goes on and on.
Now ask yourself, who is the root cause of marital issues? -Women.
How? -Na dem dey date other women husband, na dem no dey gree give dia husband do. (i.e women push men out, ladies accept them)
Those who accept them today would be the ones to push them out tomorrow.
Hey! I am not saying it all is the fault of ladies, men also have their own part to play. That is a discussion for another day.
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Yeah! I see like minds...

Are u of d opinion dat of all those that hv bn convicted of a crime and condemned, none of them was innocent? You need to see "The law abiding citizen " it's a movie.

WhatsApp or BlackBerry Messenger

Real time delivery :
WhatsApp shows the actual time the message was sent
BBM only shows the time the message is received, irrespective of the time it was sent
Last Seen
WhatsApp shows the last time a contact was seen(provided it is enabled in settings)
BBM doesn't show last seen
Online
WhatsApp indicates, when a contact is online
BBM doesn't show availability
Notification sounds
WhatsApp only makes notification sounds when u r not in an active chat
BBM continually makes notification sounds, even when u r in an active chat(except u disable notification sounds)
PIN
WhatsApp doesn't require PIN for contact
U can't add a contact to BBM without using their PIN(even barcode sm how uses PIN)
Invitation
WhatsApp doesn't require invitation for contact update. All u need do is update ur phone contact and refresh your whatsApp
BBM requires invitation, and you await acceptance before your contact list can be updated.
Wallpaper
WhatsApp allows use of personal pictures for wallpaper
BBM has preset pictures for wallpaper
Recently, it was discovered that u can use whatsApp as a dico, encyclopedia etc by adding "wiki" to a group.

Critics, what are you waiting for?

@ otipoju; dats not convincing enough. How do u justify d killings by hangmen and Judges?. Let's agree that while @ war, u either kill or get killed, which sounds fair.

Religiously speaking,

"He who kills by the sword,shall die by the sword"
"Judge not, lest thou be condemned "
Those who kill or judge for a living, what does fate have for them as regards the afore mentioned quotes?
Will they make heaven or not?
Can we conclude that such professions should not be practised by religious (people who want to make heaven) groups?
These professions includes but not limited to the following ;
Advocates(Lawyers), Judges, soldiers, hangmen/executioners etc

christejames:
At least her English is quite better than that of most of us here on nairaland...

I second this Christejames dude. A typical example, (one of first replies) "*falls of a banana tree and faint"
Rather than "*falls OFF a banana tree..."

My point; No one is perfect, we shouldn't be quick to bend with d intent of seeing another person's ass, forgetting that we've out rightly opened ours 2d rest of d world.

The letter is truly embarrassing (hope it's real?) Oga "poster", u 4 sorry for d person identity nah! Peace out.

*falls off a ladder laid against a Maggie cube. Smh

Hmmn. She obviously runsed(sic) her posting. She finished from An institution in Enugu, yet posted to Anambra. Haba, she go hear ween. That Oyi-Umunya camp na dungeon. Biko don't find ursef under love tent oh aka sodom N gomora.

I rep platoon 3 (c) 2014

@ iphayiuma: I gave an answer similar to yours, but realized I was wrong. Imagine, you even added "too cheap" Smh

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A machine tool used to shape a piece of material, or workpiece, by rotating the workpiece against a cutting tool.

*All the whole
*Extreme end
*Reverse back
*Canbe able
*So therefore
*Night vigil
*Still yet
*Should in case
*Reason why
*Because why
*ATM machine
*Revert back
*Concluding end
*Annual anniversary
*Mistakenly erred
*Obstinately stubborn
*Lathe machine...
Feel free to populate the series

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Fellas, just to add to the "unknown number" discussion. A lot of ppl hv bn xperiencin difficulties but the responses they're getting r not addressing their complains. Just to make the qualms clearer, I'll attach a screen shot showing the problem and another aimed @ resolving it. I hv bn unable to resolve mine coz, the portion for SIM is not edittable.
Fellas, just to add to the "unknown number" discussion. A lot of ppl hv bn xperiencin difficulties but the responses they're getting r not addressing their complains. Just to make the qualms clearer, I'll attach a screen shot showing the problem and another aimed @ resolving it. I hv bn unable to resolve mine coz, the portion for SIM is not edittable.
Fellas, just to add to the "unknown number" discussion. A lot of ppl hv bn xperiencin difficulties but the responses they're getting r not addressing their complains. Just to make the qualms clearer, I'll attach a screen shot showing the problem and another aimed @ resolving it. I hv bn unable to resolve mine coz, the portion for SIM is not edittable. To get to the SIM edit.. Settings>Security and Privacy>SIM card.