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easyflex: Don't waste too much money voting melvin under 9ja cos he will definitely win 9ja votes.
U can Rather vote him under ROA (rest of africa) @ the rate of #15 naira per sms on this number : +2783 1421 00414 .
I have already earmarked 1,500 (that's 100 votes )on this line. So let's do it people .....

You get time oo!

Some People are just too funny!!!
With the Kinda frontline FCB has,someone still went ahead a placed a home match of FCB as under 5.5 ,Am still my main self,I won't throw insults,but next time avoid Barca,Madrid,Twente and Monaco for unders game!!!




#JustAnAdvice.

chukxy44: Thank you very much my brother, just spoke with her a few minutes ago. I am sorry for giving up on u at a point, thought it was a wild goose chase. Thanks for staying true and for getting her to read this. I have just had the most amazing moment of the year, thanks to u.
It was great speaking with her again, pls could u help take out her picture, she wasn't too cool with that. Thanks bro. U just gave me the best birthday gift.

My Pleasure!!!



Happy Birthday bro.

Chillisauce: Old thread but my advice is still valid.


OP ex girlfriend, u Berra face your marriage, if u wanna go back to your previous boyfriend be sure your husband knows of this.
No back door.

I don talk my own

Bros,you funny nor be small!!!



Who 1st dey say make she leave her marriage b4?

Chillisauce: Spot on!

Let her be and stop wishing she reads this.


She is married, now you miss her more maybe cos you can get it out of your head she belongs to someone else.

She is gone!

Ogwula!


Cest fini.

Finito

Go get someone else! Now ur close to your goal,, maybe the person will dump ur sorry as s

Chillax!!! She read this about 30mins ago!!

Chukxxy,it Abu Mikey.
I had some few minutes of chatting with her and she actually told me this "dt ur guy killed me body soul n spirit dts y I still find it hard to forgiv him"

Lesson Learnt»»»»»He still remains an "Oga at the Top"

walexy14: . Dats ur f*cking opinion,#TeamYBNL

Speaking Yoruba does not make You king of the Street,Shouting does not make you king of the street!!! #PaperboiGang!

Farts on thread!!!


*unfollowed*

Pukkah: 1. Spitting - some even do it while driving
2. Urinating. Many adult men do it without shame and even proceed to vigorously shake their tools afterwards.
3. Loud ringtones.
4. Staring and gazing without blinking (especially at strangers). They trail passers-by with their eyes.
5. Talking very loudly on the phone
6. Improper seating by ladies (who separate their legs)
7. Chewing gum loudly or heedlessly
8. Clanging of cutlery/plate while eating
9. Adjusting underwears
10. Crumpling the plastic bottle while drinking water

#1000000 likes





*unfollows thread*

Devil beans=No scratching!!
Light nor dey=Rumpled cloth
Food e nor sweet except e don done!!!





**What am I even saying!**


#runsOuttaThread

If its not winning a medal,then its not making sense!!!



#A Podium finish is a sure banker for Her!!

tyson99: Iyami ti ku....lol

You be craze man oo

triploc: am at a job interview venue am among the next batch to enter,pls wish me luck my dear friends.

We wish you Goodluck,just like our President,you would be honoured with the best available job.

Lemme save Mr OP some stress!!!!




*Y'all already know how I look! So what's the stress

[size=28pt]Erigga ..Mr PaperBoi[/size]
#caseClosed!

magkhan: Just registered recently but I do read through some topics.mostly romance and religion section...mynd rocks....
190 shoots trouble and always insult Nigerian girls...insult is a very bad dent on a person's personality....

SMH vigorously for Nadia

K.DoT is in Trouble
Sick response from the likes of
Joell Ortiz
B.o.B
Dony Goines
Imam Shumpert
Fred the Godson
Cassidy
Meek Mill
Mickey Factz
RiFF Raff
Lupe Fiasco



**nd our Very own Kelly Handsome**

DonCrust: [/color]I sitdown for chair,read from Page 0 come reach Page 3 hoping say I go see Abu Mikey name,bt to my greatest disappointment I nor see!!! Chai!!!
I don taya for this Nairaland oo!! Common crush,nobody wan gree crush for me ??




I give Up!!!

Don't commit suicide cos of crush o. I'm sure there are some beautiful, waist rolling guys on NL that's been eyeing u.

"Am straight!",Me I nor dey woo man!!
14 years if Oga Jona catch you,e go be like say na trailer Bash You!!!

NL_princess: Wow! Legs Hot just like mine. But wait o, dat hair for her head don tey sha

you say what

yuzedo: I don't understand this trend of "stars" releasing new photos. When did it start, and why? Every obscure s'umbitch "releases" new photos these days, and the so-called blogs run with them like they're nuclear launch codes. Wetin we suppose use am do abeg? For who's consumption are these "released" pictures intended, fans? "Potential customers"??

I always fEel over joyed when ma Niggur, Sweetus Oyoyo Yuzedo speaks differently from his Alter Ego!

nickz: what about the shiit that's coming out °ƒ you mouth

waka pass jor!!!
You just dey look for who go make you commit suicide,and that person nor be me!

^^^ Someone thinks this shii is funny!