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PoliticsRe: What Boko Haram Leaders Told Me - Obasanjo by Heroicvic(m): 8:10pm On Jun 17, 2023
omokab:
where are you typing from? Osun is extremely poor or what do you mean? Please dont mislead people here.I am presently in osun and I have been to all states you mentioned .
Yes sir/ma

I guess you're in osogbo, I've lived in ijebu ijesa, ilesa, osogbo, ikirun, ife, ifewara, etc

I know exactly what I'm saying
PoliticsRe: What Boko Haram Leaders Told Me - Obasanjo by Heroicvic(m): 7:34pm On Jun 17, 2023
Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/06/17/obasanjo-reveals-what-boko-haram-leaders-told-him/
Na now you come dey tell us ?
What did you do to avert the incoming doom
Politicians ehn😏
PoliticsRe: What Boko Haram Leaders Told Me - Obasanjo by Heroicvic(m): 7:32pm On Jun 17, 2023
Former Nigeria president, Olusegun Obasanjo, has claimed that the founders of Boko Haram told him that poverty and unemployment drove them into insurgency.
Do whatever you want to survive but don't take a man's life and call it grace

I don't think the problem is poverty and unemployment
It's more of religious issue, have you been to ebonyi, osun, ekiti, etc? All these state are extremely poor......

But they embrace education, the north need to learn

Truth is you hardly see a Christian terrorist... Whatever that means.....
CareerRe: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by Heroicvic(m): 7:17pm On Jun 17, 2023
NamelessOGBENI:
Na the belief be that.

I don follow you, you na correct pesin.
I'm following you back
We go meet to celebrate soon
Mark this
HealthRe: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by Heroicvic(m): 2:16pm On Jun 17, 2023
All day and I'm tired
I wan go school but no money
Life just tire me abeg
FoodRe: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by Heroicvic(m): 2:04pm On Jun 17, 2023
BreconHills:
Absolute bunkum of a write up! Built on conjecture. Student loans have been available from pre independence days. It was high default rate that stopped it. That gap has now been closed by bvn. Once you begin work your employer and salary will show up and a lien placed on your bvn will make deductions. If you are somehow able to default then you will not be able to get a passport, get a visa or even get a job within the organised sector.

I have highlighted the flaws this hack job in brackets as they occur - please don't copy and paste responses in reply to me otherwise I will take it up as spam.

For goodness sakes get your own arguments and use your own brain.
Thanks for your time
Now run along
FoodRe: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by Heroicvic(m): 1:38pm On Jun 17, 2023
BreconHills:
You need to change the circle of people you listen to - they are clearly uninformed. It isn't 30k per month.
The world bank defines abject poverty is those earning less than $1.90 per day. At an exchange rate of 760 that is those earning less than 43,220 Meanwhile the students loans Act mandates that only those earning less than 500,000 per year are eligible. 500,000/12 is 41.666 not 30k. Based on the exchange rate used the government is perfectly lined up with the definition of abject poverty.



And even if it was 30k , what's bad about that? The sons and daughters of gate men, cleaners and nannies don't deserve university? You want to crowd them as the elite crowded out the poor?

What's wrong with you people - why are you so entitled? So the child of the gate man should not be favoured over the corporate driver working with the bank that earns 70k plus 13th month and HMO and Pension? Is poverty determined by the inability to buy a bag of rice. Do you know the quality of tomato and pepper the poor buy? Do you know that they are constantly in debt?

You are no better than the generation you claim has cheated you. If you have opportunity you will steal the country blind!
noticed some people are happy about the Student Loan

Some even said "Tinubu can continue, he is taking hard decisions".

For that reason, I have decided to break down the smokescreen called Student Loan

It's just an attempt to remove "Education Subsidy" without causing an uproar.

Now let's dive in:

Who qualifies for the Student Loan:

The simple answer is: NOBODY.

It's almost impossible for you to qualify for the Student Loan and here is why

1. An applicants or his parents must provide tax clearance: This is not totally bad till you see number 2.

2. The Applicants or his parents must be earning total income less than #500k a year. Now slow down and so the maths

To earn #500k a year means that the husband and wife are earning less than #41,000 a month. That is #20,000 each

While minimum wage is #30,000

Which means if your both parents are earning, you are automatically disqualified because they are either earning more than #41,000 or they do not pay tax because you cannot pay tax on salary below minimum wage

3. Now here is the high jump of the Act: These 2 people earning less than #50,000 will now have to provide a DIRECTOR IN CIVIL SERVICE and a LAWYER OF 10YEARS IN SERVICE as Guarantor

Take into consideration, yourself doing good for your self, do you know DIRECTOR in Civil Service?

But that is not the worst part

4. The Director and Lawyer has to surety that if you default, they will pay the loan

Do you know what means, NO DIRECTOR WILL TAKE SUCH SURETY.

But here is the worst part

5. After you meet all these requirements, will you get the loan? NO!

The act said "Loan will be given when funds are available. In other terms, you are still at the mercy of the system"

In summary:

If you add your father and mother's income monthly, it must not be more than #41,000 a month or #500,000 a year

Your father and mother must look for a Director in Civil Service to Surety your loan

The Director will send his Payslip document to the Bank saying that if you fail to pay, he will pay. Who will do this one for you?

Did I tell you that the Bank MD will be the one to give approval? Bank MD !

Did I also tell you that if you don't start repaying after 2years of graduation, you will go to jail 😩

Many graduate have not even gone to NYSC in 2years after graduation

The worst part now is: School Fees will go up above the loan amount because Federal Government has announced that they cannot continue to fund University

So if you are reading this, you are not qualified for the Loan.
CareerRe: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by Heroicvic(m): 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2023
NamelessOGBENI:
This car we go buy am.

Na just time
Inshallah brother
We'll tag each other in this forum
FoodRe: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by Heroicvic(m): 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2023
Rolings:
That that is what you heard (probably from a beer parlour ) doesnt mean that is what it is.....so many speculations and misinformation about this student loan especially from those loo king for a thousand and one ways it won't work rather than a thousand and one ways why it should work.
The presidential candidate you voted for wouldnt have performed any Magic in days, allow for some time before you start blind criticism so you wont look like a sore losers..
Instead of speculating, would you be kind enough to explain how this student loan works ?
FoodRe: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by Heroicvic(m): 1:35pm On Jun 17, 2023
BreconHills:
You need to change the circle of people you listen to - they are clearly uninformed. It isn't 30k per month.
The world bank defines abject poverty is those earning less than $1.90 per day. At an exchange rate of 760 that is those earning less than 43,220 Meanwhile the students loans Act mandates that only those earning less than 500,000 per year are eligible. 500,000/12 is 41.666 not 30k. Based on the exchange rate used the government is perfectly lined up with the definition of abject poverty.


And even if it was 30k , what's bad about that? The sons and daughters of gate men, cleaners and nannies don't deserve university? You want to crowd them as the elite crowded out the poor?

What's wrong with you people - why are you so entitled? So the child of the gate man should not be favoured over the corporate driver working with the bank that earns 70k plus 13th month and HMO and Pension? Is poverty determined by the inability to buy a bag of rice. Do you know the quality of tomato and pepper the poor buy? Do you know that they are constantly in debt?

You are no better than the generation you claim has cheated you. If you have opportunity you will steal the country blind!
It's obvious you have a comprehensive issue
In layman English is if your parents are earning 60k which 30k each, you're not eligible for the loan

So who did they made the loan for in the first place?
CareerRe: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by Heroicvic(m): 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2023
I must acknowledge the hustling spirit but sorry I'll pass

I no get car😭
FoodRe: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by Heroicvic(m): 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2023
This is not even my problem
I heard that any family earning above anything starting from 30k (minimum wage) are not eligible for school loan

Remind me again, why was the loan implemented in the first place? Anyone earning 30k is Rich In Nigeria? Something that cannot procure a bag of rice?

Who did this to us
PoliticsRe: Court Reverses Sack Of IGP Usman Alkali by Heroicvic(m): 9:35pm On Jun 16, 2023
Lucasinho:
Are you serious?
Look it up yourself
PoliticsRe: Court Reverses Sack Of IGP Usman Alkali by Heroicvic(m): 6:40pm On Jun 16, 2023
This is not even my problem
I heard that any family earning above anything starting from 30k (minimum wage) are not eligible for school loan

Remind me again, why was the loan implemented in the first place? Anyone earning 30k is Rich In Nigeria? Something that cannot procure a bag of rice?

Who did this to us
PoliticsRe: Transcript Of El-Rufai's Speech About Tinubu And Muslim-Muslim Ticket by Heroicvic(m): 8:38am On Jun 09, 2023
When we go read goodnews about Nigeria again?

E don tey
PoliticsRe: Support My Father - Tinubu’s Daughter, Folashade Tells Nigerians by Heroicvic(m): 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2023
Tinubu time will favour me even though it started on a wrong foot

I will quote this before the next election 🤲
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 7:24pm On Jun 04, 2023
Carlyboi:
Boring and univentive troll,mention me when you can come up with something better that Pre-k child. Go & drown in your foolishness bloody irritant.
Help me naw
Find am for me
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 5:12pm On Jun 04, 2023
Carlyboi:
I like the color of your tears, must be red colored cos you’re about to cry blood!

Leave English?Nah,not happening I have to batter that congenitally deformed brains that the two diseased nuisances you call parents passed on to you with that English.

I’d give you some education and teach you some manners that the doomed woman you called a mother failed to give you. You monumentally foolish, ill-educated,odious,Inbred.
Is your mom not available?
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 1:11pm On Jun 04, 2023
Carlyboi:
You should be in the “ 17- 24 “ range, cos if you’re above 25 and have a developed prefrontal cortex and you still think like this you ought to be swiftly euthanized.

You are an aberration,you’re failing at trolling that is the only preoccupation “ things “ like you.

Must really suck to dwell in the same space as you ….can only imagine what how your hapless mother feels. Must be quite torturous and a perpetual torment calling you son.
Oga leave English, unemployed mf😂
How much your mama go collect 😭
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 12:56pm On Jun 04, 2023
Carlyboi:
Your mother is constantly gnashing her teeth and in perpetual agony. I mean! Who wouldn’t?a failed human birthed a disaster! she would definitely die miserably.
Tell your mum that I'm ho.rny 😜
I wan raise her black puna and do the needful 😭🤣
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 12:44pm On Jun 04, 2023
Carlyboi:
Give it a rest! You are not that guy! I only blame your worthless, insignificant & hapless mother who committed the grave crime of polluting this beautiful universe & it’s ecosystem with your birth.

It’s a travesty that productive humans have to share oxygen with a “ non-living thing “ like you.
Son of a ....😂

But why did your mom chose to live that way?
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 11:18am On Jun 04, 2023
Carlyboi:
This perpetual loser has finally unraveled,I know you’re a weak,an emotional tool and would finally crack lol

Your comeback is as weak as your father’s defective genes the very ones he bequeathed you with and your trash of a mother’s unproductive & rotten eggs. A culmination of two failed humans copulating,a walking contradiction and a disaster!

Go and drown in your misery boy,I’d annihilate you easily teaching idiots & public nuisances like you a lesson and some manners is a piece of cake. As a matter of fact that’s my turf.
I swear to God I don't really have the time to go through what you wrote

But wait, are you tryna defend the fact that your mom is a LovePeddler? 😂😭
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 11:18pm On Jun 03, 2023
Carlyboi:
Your miserable self likes company lol but I’m sorry to disappoint you bozo I’m eating good over here. Not everyone is only able to get a glimpse of nairaland via free basic like you.

You’re not worth the time of the day and you lack the wit or intellect to have a worthy or any kinda exchange with me,going further with you could lead to brain aneurysm that’s how intellectually incapacitated you are.

Go and find a purpose cos your “ performative existence “ ain’t living.
Shame on that LovePeddler
I mean your mama😭🤣
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2023
Carlyboi:
A destitute and vagrant like you would know all about a broken home, don’t project your abject reality and existence around me.

That other bozo opened his cesspool and typed with his rotten thumb that schools like LASU should be made into a cattle ranch or a Zoo,does a university exists in a vacuum and isolation?are humans not what makes a university?just because he lived around the school about 20 years ago!what in the name of absurdity is that?

So he’s free to denigrate,condemn and whitewash and disrespect a university and her products especially on a forum like nairaland and thereby given a false impression of the school and spreading falsehood and he should still get respected while at it? Brain Dey pain the two of You.

Get your Pinocchio ass outta here and mind your damn business keeping your irrelevant and unsolicited opinion to yourself while at it.

Lastly don’t pass your inanity to your offsprings so your bloodline won’t be filled with dunces and insipid tools like you.
I said it, I knew you're not from a happy home🤣🤣
You've finally got to reply me with your 50# for 500mb

Taking out time to write epistle shows you're unemployed.. your life don spoil🤣😭
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 10:49am On May 29, 2023
Carlyboi:
You’re a dunce!a foolish person like that poster shouldn’t be Mollycoddled with words. He only got served if the best state university is supposed to be a farmstead according to is irrational self then he deserves the the insult btw there’s hardly any Nigerian tertiary institution not plagued with cultism and Lasu ain’t even the worst in that regards while academically the school is up there.
Treating people out of respect make you less of a human?

I said it! You were brought up in a dysfunctional home

Try not to pass it on to your upcoming generation

Ire o
EducationRe: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by Heroicvic(m): 10:50pm On May 28, 2023
Carlyboi:
You are a dumb ass what’s wrong with LASU as a Uni?ignorant asses would open the cesspit you call mouth just to infect the world with your foolishness.
State your fact without abusing anyone
Were you brought up in a dysfunctional family?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Administrative Assistant At US Embassy, Nigeria (₦2,111,000 Monthly) by Heroicvic(m): 9:44pm On May 26, 2023
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RomanceRe: How I Cooked The Most Delicious Stewed Beans For My Family (Video) by Heroicvic(m): 9:45am On May 26, 2023
Unrelated but

HealthRe: Look At All The Sugar You're Consuming by Heroicvic(m): 9:44am On May 26, 2023
Unrelated but

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Gets Transition Report, Vows To Tackle Insecurity, Power Crisis by Heroicvic(m): 8:40am On May 26, 2023
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EducationRe: UK Universities Disagree With Government’s Ban On Foreign Students’ Families by Heroicvic(m):
Omo this new policy pain me pass Nigeria cash crunch policy

I just dey cry since, na me know wetin hit me
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Hails Chimamanda Adichie For Prefacing A Book Written By Pope Francis by Heroicvic(m):
Middle finger up for Nigeria wreckers

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