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Nairaland General › Re: Gaboon Viper Killed In My Neighbourhood Today by Hezzyluv: 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2021
Qpid5:
My broda!!!
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i grow up for villa bt i can bet with one of my balls that i haven't seen or heard abt this snake.. I nor d fear snake but... My broda!! This one is downnn scary.. See d head o
Extremely venomous snake.
Hausa's calls it "gone da miss"
Meaning 2moro is to far. If it beats someone
Nairaland General › Re: Gaboon Viper Killed In My Neighbourhood Today by Hezzyluv: 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2021
federal9:
They call this snake "tomorrow is too late"

One bite without any quick response is death. I pray none of us will get bitten by this snake or similar ones that are venomous.
Gobe da nisa
Sports › Re: Ferdinand And Crouch Warn - Another Lionel Messi Ballon D'or Would Be "Travesty" by Hezzyluv:
The prolific Pole has been the best out-and-out striker in Europe in recent seasons and his scoring numbers make for astonishing reading.

Lewandowski has plundered 22 goals in 16 games this season, scoring three as Bayern maintained their 100 per cent record in the Champions League with a 5-2 victory over Benfica.
With all this, they won't give Lewandoski, Even when it obvious that Messi don't deserve it.

If Mordic won ballon award and Ronaldo was far better then him individually that season, I see no reason why Lewandoski will not be given.

For me ooo, this ballon award sh*t is just nonsense. Can you imagine with all the football that Xavi and Iniesta played, nothing like ballon award for them. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid UCL (2 - 0) On 3rd November 2021 by Hezzyluv: 7:16pm On Nov 03, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Is this the first time I will trash ATM undecided
Gaon and watch the match and see real game
I will quote you after the match, since you said those three will score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Club Brugge : UCL (4 - 1) On 3rd November 2021 by Hezzyluv: 7:10pm On Nov 03, 2021
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Sale all your parents properties including yours and stake all the money. So you can b the next Obi Cubana and stop disturbing People. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Club Brugge : UCL (4 - 1) On 3rd November 2021 by Hezzyluv: 7:07pm On Nov 03, 2021
Man city may rape CB
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid UCL (2 - 0) On 3rd November 2021 by Hezzyluv: 7:04pm On Nov 03, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Salah
Mane
Jota to get on the score sheet
Against AMT not Man u ooo undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid UCL (2 - 0) On 3rd November 2021 by Hezzyluv: 7:00pm On Nov 03, 2021
This match will be very tough
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by Hezzyluv: 7:03pm On Nov 02, 2021
Away and over 2.5 wink

If not Ole's cluelessness, You have lingard, Radford greenwood and Martia. He went and bought Sancho when he knew he has DM problem.
As if that's not enough, playing Pogba on the wing again undecided

OleOUT
Celebrities › Re: Medical Student In Viral Dance Video Reacts To Alleged Expulsion by Hezzyluv: 3:28pm On Nov 01, 2021
This potential doctor tire me.
Celebrities › Re: Just In: Many Trapped As A 21-storey Building Collapses In Ikoyi, Lagos by Hezzyluv: 3:22pm On Nov 01, 2021
Chai shocked

God have mercy ooo...
And allow them 2be rescued
Education › Re: Ex-niger Delta Militant, Boyloaf Bags First Class Degree by Hezzyluv: 3:16pm On Nov 01, 2021
Baze University with first class Sha... lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Send Message To Oyo Communities, Threaten Attack by Hezzyluv: 3:14pm On Nov 01, 2021
How did we get herehuh
Politics › Re: AGF Malami Duped Me Into Signing Warrant For Justice Mary Odili-Chief Magistrate by Hezzyluv: 3:11pm On Nov 01, 2021
Breez don dey blow
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Lady That Is Richer Than You Or Marry A Man You Are Richer Than by Hezzyluv:
It depends on if she respects me or not. Because, I no fit become house boy for my wife hand for the sake of say she get money pass me. sad

When I was an undergraduate, my babe then used to work in Abuja at federal Secretariat obviously richer then me. I barely lacked food or cash. But then, I noticed she has this uncontrollable hot temper. I talked to her about it and she refused to change, I called spade a spade and free her. She thought I was going to come back begging because of her succour. But baddoo survived and graduated.
Politics › Re: House Of Reps Mary Odili's Residence Invasion: Reps Ask For Probe by Hezzyluv: 10:13am On Nov 01, 2021
They invaded her house on purpose..

Check very well, the person that will take over from her after they succeeded in sacking her is hausa fulani or APC asslicker.

I'm still waiting the day they'll invade Abba Kyari's house undecided
Crime › Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Sprays Money Along Sapele Road In Benin City (Video) by Hezzyluv: 10:11am On Nov 01, 2021
Ok
Romance › Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Hezzyluv: 10:07am On Nov 01, 2021
Lilsameey:
,..Then do the do and stop running, are you not a man, She is even begging you.
You bad to the bone grin
Romance › Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Hezzyluv: 10:05am On Nov 01, 2021
SmellySperm:
As in, what do you want us to do for u now?
We should borrow you diick to use? undecided
Buhahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin

The mata weak me too

But this your question na top-notch grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Hezzyluv: 10:02am On Nov 01, 2021
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Bible Verses For Overcoming Poverty by Hezzyluv: 8:52am On Oct 31, 2021
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If you don't WORK HARD and pray, then you keep quoting the 7verses above, your poverty shall wear jeanstring undecided
Politics › Re: Raid On Justice Odili's House: Search Warrant Used (Pictures) by Hezzyluv: 9:28am On Oct 30, 2021
It was Walter onnoghe and now Marry Odili undecided

How many times have they searched Abba Kyari's househuh
Sports › Re: Leicester City Vs Arsenal by Hezzyluv: 8:45am On Oct 30, 2021
x2 and over 1.5 grin
Celebrities › Re: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by Hezzyluv:
If you are a Nigerian trying to live a flamboyant life in Canada and you don't have too much money, be ready to become bankrupt.

2,300$ for rent, na your choice.
100$ for car park, na your choice.
80$ for wifi, na your choice.
75$ for call na still your choice.

U can leave in Canada, then cut your gown according to your size.
Romance › Re: Lady Arrested For Stabbing Her Boyfriend After Going Through His WhatsApp by Hezzyluv:
Chidinma againhuh Ataga Usifo comes to mind.

Don't go through your spouse boyfrd/girlfriend phone ooooo to avoid heartache.

Again, don't go through each others fone for how long na..??
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze & Osita Iheme At New York Film Academy in 2004 (Throwback Pix) by Hezzyluv: 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2021
If u know your talent and put it to use with prayers backing you, the next thing you see is boom..... Within jiffy
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Corpers, Others Pose With Their Abductors (Pictures) by Hezzyluv: 6:49pm On Oct 29, 2021
Is it screen shot or whathuh

Because this kind mind no b hear ooo
Politics › Re: 2023: CAN Opposes Christian-Christian, Muslim-Muslim Presidential Ticket by Hezzyluv: 6:48pm On Oct 28, 2021
No be wtin put us wia we dey today b this?
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Bans China Telecom Over National Security Concerns by Hezzyluv:
The US FCC found that China Telecom “is subject to exploitation, influence, and control by the Chinese government and is highly likely to be forced to comply with Chinese government requests without sufficient legal procedures subject to independent judicial oversight”.
If you're eating with the devil, use long... Spoon. Fear China e get why. Me Know say there's more to COVID19 from China wey the world never know.

I just pity one country wey mortgage the future of unborn Children, by borrowing plenty money from China.
Romance › Re: Warning ; Do Not Patronise these monsters!! by Hezzyluv: 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2021
DreamyEyes:
I only knew about the overdue charges and I was ok with it, but they never stated anything about the calling and texting your contacts severally and threatening them.
See the way people dey para for me ehn. I don almost dey depressed cuz of this. These monsters have humiliated me and I will make sure I spoil their market
@bold lol...
grin grin grin grin

Just try pay them back. Even if na to go borrow from another app pay dem cheesy
Romance › Re: Warning ; Do Not Patronise these monsters!! by Hezzyluv: 1:21pm On Oct 28, 2021
The question is, is what they're doing you included in their "terms and conditions" ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Issues First Gender 'X' Passport To Intersex Navy Veteran, Dana Zzyym (Pics) by Hezzyluv: 12:05pm On Oct 28, 2021
Good one

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