The guy in the cell also wish the cellwall collapsed, c the look on his face

As an agent, I had a similar experience. On that fateful day I had wanted to go and source for cash. I transferred 25k from my BAXI terminal to my Opay account (app). The transaction was successful on the BAXI terminal but the money didn't get to my Opay app. I was thinking the money would drop. The 25k just disappeared and NO digital receipt in the transaction history to trace the money. I called my aggregator and he said since there was NO DIGITAL RECEIPT there's no way he could help, meanwhile I had DEACTIVATED the terminal from printing the transactions receipt, then I moved on.


So when #11k disappeared again, I returned the BAXI terminal to my aggregator and up till now they have not given me refundable fee of 10k for partying ways with them.

Cricetomys gambianus (giant rat)

RealLordZeus:

How this one take be Nigeria fault..

I remember during my GCE period, its mandatory for you to checkout the center at least 2 days before the first paper..
This one is on him

I wanted to say something like this

ManOfSteel2:
Nigerian Police, what a story!



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Y were they locked up? Where are the parents?

They have used FANTA to appease the river goddess

I like your husband. I will do same

Senate is like "jara" to those ex governors

2shure:
19 years with at least 7 or more body counts,fallen breasts.greet pope in hell

7? How did u know the number of body count?

Let her show us the route,

If u check very well, he must have inherited the guest house from his parents

Quick recovery

Kobojunkie:
Nigerian customary marriage Laws.

Is culture not different from law?

Let's look at it from this perspective. If u are the one who have a reproductive health issue, would she marry u?

SIMPonPatrol:
According to African culture a child born under a man's roof is automatically his child, you guys need to stop disturbing yourselves with this DNA test nonsense

Which culture supports raising a bastard?

Let him visit Ìgbájo In Osun STATE.

wunmi590:


There are some frogs 🐸 that are edible while some are poisonous, so why trying to cut cost, you should also know the risk of what you are eating..

Ire o

Frog is different from toad. Frog is eatable

richiemcgold:
Antelope is gradually becoming endangered specie. Back then in the early 90s, they used to stray into our school compound. But no more again, not even inside the forest reserves.

I remember a certain morning around 1991 when we were on assembly ground, a student saw them grazing on the field and he raised alarm. You need to see the way over 500 students came after the antelopes in a big rush. At last we caught four antelopes life.
Our Intro-Tech teacher forcefully collected the animals from us and locked them up inside the school lab. That was the last we heard of them. Some teachers are no way better than highway robbers.

Go back to your school, the animals are kept in the laboratory

LeoDeKing:
Hemorrhoidoctomy is carried out to get rid of strangulated Hemorrhoid and that is quite financially involving, you paid the bill.

Sitz bath involves salt and disinfectant in warm water, you can afford the disinfectant but na the salt you no fit buy.

Bros, you never passed through this surgery, stop wishing yourself what you know nothing about just because of urgent 2k.

I can show u my Discharge Summary on request, the sitz bath has to be consistent and I'm exhausted financially. sometimes I add DETTOL to the water.

Drop your WhatsApp number, let me forward the Discharge Summary issued by UITH, ILORIN

Thanks for your comment

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I went to a police station as a WITNESS for a fight. The DPO asked the IPO to charge me for CONSPIRACY, I managed to escape

Razgas:
bsc project is not dissertation

Sure now

A jobless ND holder from IBADAN, has been living an ADULTEROUS LIFE STYLE after taking family planning injections for 5 years, even when she's not under my roof.

She said she can't settle for LESS.

I asked who is LESS? a Master degree holder, working with the state government or a jobless ND holder

Razgas:
the difference is that Honours is gotten after an extra 1 year research dissertation while bsc is gotten after 3 years of coursework

Who told that B.Sc. doesn't require dissertation/project?

Exodus15v11:
Not if one party reconstructed/renovated it and funded the project himself.

That's sheer magnanimity, the one that renovated it was being magnanimous since the land belong to their father. The property is not exclusively his

Mr. Jafaru should relocate to one of the affected communities

Exodus15v11:
If your father has documents as proof that he reconstructed them, then they are his. Your obviously-broke Uncle is no different from a thief trying to reap where he didn't sow.

But they jointly own the land because it belongs to their father.

Playwright, Prof. Wole Soyinka, has taken a swipe at the Emir of Ilorin, Ibrahim Sulu-Gambari, for his role in preventing an Osun priestess, Yeye Ajesikemi Omolara, from holding an Isese festival in the state. The festival is to celebrate Ifa spirituality and practice.

Soyinka, who is the Akintalun of Egba and Giiwa of Ijebu-Remo, noted that such conduct turned, before our very eyes, a once ecumenical city like Kaduna into a blood-stained mockery of cohabitation.

He added that such conduct made it possible for a young Col-lege of Education student in Sokoto, Deborah Samuel, to be lynched in the presence of armed police on a mere allegation of having belittled the image of a revered prophet.

The Nobel laureate in a statement on Thursday titled, ‘’Isese festival: An open letter to Sulu Gambari,’’ noted “The greatest avatars that the world has known were not without human frailties, flaws, and errors of understanding. You are not omniscient. And you are not omnipotent.’’



Some Islamic clerics who were members of a Muslim group known as Majlisu Shabab-l-Ulamah Society earlier visited the priestess at her residence to tell her that the Emir of Ilorin sent them to warn her to desist from holding the three-day festival billed scheduled for between July 22 and July 24, 2023, in Ilorin. The priestess thereafter cancelled the festival through an online video, disclosing that her life was in danger having received several death threats.

The Akogun of Isara in the statement said, “Your Royal Highness, So soon after the Moslem season of spiritual purification, it is sad to see the ancient city of Ilorin, a confluence of faiths and ethnic varieties, reduced to this level of bigotry and intolerance, manifested in the role of a presiding monarch. The truncation of a people’s traditional festival is a crime against the cultural heritage of all humanity. Year after year, the Ramadan has been celebrated in this nation as an inclusive gathering of humanity, irrespective of divergences of belief. Not once, in my entire span of existence, have I encountered pronouncements by followers of any faith that the slaughtering of rams on the streets and marketplaces is an offence to their concept of godhead. Vegetarians hold their peace. Buddhists walk a different path. Prior to Ramadan, non-Moslems routinely join in observing the preceding season of fasting as a spiritual exercise worthy of emulation.

“Perhaps this is another occasion for self-introduction. I currently teach courses in Abu Dhabi in the Emirates. That is the region of origin, all others are mere appendages. I was there just before Christmas. I passed through again in the countdown to Ramadan. On both occasions, the streets, businesses, hotel lobbies and other public spaces were lit up with the same festive spirit. Only the symbols within the designs were different. The mood of celebration was equally pervasive and inclusive. Painfully, my mind could not help but travel back home, and some years past, recalling for instance how a procession of Corpus Christ was once attacked, some killed, by a brood of Moslem fanatics, for daring to process along the streets of that same Ilorin. Needless to say, such abominations have become routine. Community is sacrificed to bigotry.’’


The elder statesman further said that it might interest the emir to know that, in Abu Dhabi, numerous programmes were pursued, at government expense, for the evolution of a humanised community based on religious tolerance and mutual respect.


He stated, “By contrast here, several tiers removed from origin, must we turn the turban of enlightenment into a crown of bigotry? And in a society whose very constitution that supposedly governs us all guarantees freedom of belief, association and movement?

“Your Royal Highness, it is conduct like this that has bred Boko Haram, ISIS, ISWAP and other religious malformations that currently plague this nation, spreading grief and outrage across a once peaceful landscape, degrading my and your existence with their virulent brand of Islam. It is conduct like this that has turned, before our very eyes, a once ecumenical city like Kaduna into a blood-stained mockery of cohabitation. It is conduct like this that makes it possible for a young student, Deborah, to be lynched in the very presence of armed police, on mere allegation of having belittled the image of a revered prophet.

“It is action of this nature, perpetrated in obscure as well as prominent outlets of the nation that turns a young generation into mindless monsters, ever ready to swarm out and kill, kill, kill. Simply kill for the thrill of it, but under presumption of religious immunity. It is conduct like this that then nerves one extremist to wake up one day in a Scandinavian country, publicly announce his intention, and proceed to make a bonfire of copies of the Qur’an. Reprisals follow, equally mindless, trapping humanity in an ever-ascending spiral of costly but gleeful violence.’’

According to the essayist, this continent has endured centuries of disdain and despoilation at the hands of alien religions – Christianity and Islam at the forefront.

“Both religions have been sanctimoniously deployed as justification for unspeakable atrocities, for the dehumanisation of the black race. Do I need to teach you your own history, or is it that you prefer to forget? To encounter, in this century, a convert to alien spiritual dogma, appropriating the cloak of piety to impede the observation of our antecedent spirituality is not just racial treachery but an assault on civilised conduct as a universal aspiration of humanity, where every discovery, every new encounter usher in new propositions of enlightenment. Humanity builds on the past, preserving alternatives of world views, not destroying that past which, in any case, is indestructible,’’ Soyinka said.

He added, “Your conduct is an affront to my sense of racial being, and that holds true for millions beyond these national and continental borders, stretching into the Americas and the Caribbean. There you will still encounter Isese and allied spiritualities. There, Isese still exerts its hold on the human spirit. Visit Brazil, go to Columbia, explore Cuba, and be humbled by the tenacity of this spirituality among the descendants of black humanity.’’

Saying even the sturdiest of thrones crumble, the playwright predicted that long after he and the monarch were gone, generations would continue to endure the effects of present anomalies, pretensions, and hypocrisies and continue to harvest the bitter fruits of the seeds of discord being sown by their forebears.

He said, “I, therefore, urge you to rein in those agents of division, of triumphalist intolerance, such as the Majlisu Shabab Ulamahu Society. There is a thin line between power and piety. Call Yeye Ajasikemi OIokun Omolara to your side, make peace with her and make restitution in whichever way you can for this grievous insult to our race. We know the history of Ilorin and the trajectory of your dynasty – but these are not the issues. The issue is peaceful cohabitation, respect for other worldviews, their celebrations, their values and humanity. The issue is the acceptance of the multiple facets of human enlightenment.’’

https://punchng.com/isese-youre-neither-omniscient-nor-omnipotent-soyinka-tells-emir-of-ilorin/

NOC1:
Those that printed two results go and make moneyoooooo

U want to implicate them too