See as he be like angry frog

yomalex:
have you done this?

yeah bro , thanks

topstar80:
Before speaking out, imagine the words.. and speak them out like you are reading what you wrote.. . Just do it calmly..

tnx

johnoris:
Lol..... Ok..... Let me say this... You write well.... You re very good, you just have to calm down...... You have to understand that you have nothing to be afraid of.... 1. You need a close somebody (someone you are not afraid of or shy to... Be it male or female friend, girlfriend, brother, sister or anybody close to you) that you can speak English language with freely... 2. Watch English movies (i would suggest u watch AMERICAN MOVIES) with subtitled versions... I think these two clues should go a long way

I appreciate bro ... Thanks a lot

enasgreat:
Tanks All. I just found a hope .

I'm happy for you

Sijo01:
I'm not sure your problem is spoken English because you write well. I think your fear/disgust is your tick yoruba tonantion. You're afraid to speak because of your accent

ehn ehn,fear is another thing ,I always try my best to be perfect in everything I do . Even when I'm walking I use to ask myself " is this the way Norma people walk ?

airmirthd1:


Yes

it's helping a lil bit

airmirthd1:
Buy English CDz

as in films ?

ITbomb:
You were born to be a programmer, fvrk Spoken English

lol boss ,is it because of the 'script' at the end of 'high' . I cant do shiît in programming

Zita55:
Try and get books regards to Grammar rules....


Start from there, I believe it will help

The problem is the connection of my brain and my mouth when it involves speaking English . They are enemy of each other .
I will understand what the book is saying and put it into use when writing but the book wont teach me how to talk now.

Part of it is part of it POLICEMAN'S TROUSER .
CC: Mynd44, lalasticlala obinoscopy seun
Come and push pls

Hello nairalanders .
How can I build more confidence speaking English ?
I'm dead sure if I were to be placed on a polygraph desk for test ((lie detector)) I will fail woefully when I'm being question in English even if I'm honest because the thing works reading heart beat and sweat glands.

I'm trying writing English down (at least 60%) but when it comes to spoken aspect you will think someone accused me of an offence punishable by death the way I will be sweating.
There was a day I ve mastered few words I will say to one girl I'm meeting for the first time,but witches in my village have plans for me big time because I didn't know she will tell me ""nice meeting you"" I rushed to say "it was my plesor" (wrong grammar with Yoruba intonation) .that moment all I want was to disappear. I swear I'm still regretting meeting her because of those two errors..

I use to disturb mtn customer care but its not working too because there are lots of errors even when we are having little discussions on lets say ""caller tune"" .when their representative say sorry after my gbagaun -I will just cut,rest and tell myself 'see your life at the ceremony' .
If I say a sentence in English you will still smell Yoruba in it.

Pls I need help .

bedfordng:
you can simply use a cyber cafe around you. it should not be more than #100 for either 30 minute or 1 hour time

there's no cafe where I am...i can even send the person 300 recharge card ..

Pls I need to print a receipt online from my school portal and I need someone to do that for me , it's urgent ..
The person will just send the pdf through email to me .....
I do not have a browser like Firefox that print webpage ,I use explorer, opera and uc ....

buffalowings:


haba bro

na nose hin dey pick na

its on youtube,Na inside boxer he dey shook hand for dey smell for nose on life tv...

This one no surprise me , go check Wetin low do for world cup . Na inside boxer he dey soak hand for

I'm coming late but pls can you help my mum in removing this small tumour on her hand ? It's located on the tip of her middle finger

enasgreat:
It's easier said dan done... Bro nd sis, it's more complicated dan u think. Am stil contemplating on d issue of suicide.. Wat do i live for ?, who do i live for ?.. I av nofin to live for... I think it wil make d world a beta place wit one less person to fact on. Thank you all, I think saturday night should b a beta night to do it, probably, a perfect death, drugged with 5000mg of tramadol. I appreciate all ur effort.. Tank u

bro since you dey do stronghead I go give you better advice. don't use tramadol,use hypo. 70naira hypo go do ,tramadol 2,000mg na wasting of money not to talk of 5,000mg, shea you no think am say dem fit carry you go hospital with tramadol ? With hypo - na your doctor go arrange better casket for you before you die . Just pour the hypo inside small glass cup,add small sugar with milo or bournvita. Wear singlet , Drink am fast fast the way we dey drink agbo Jedi Jedi. (shake your head as the thing dey enter your belle) And my last advice is that you should do it when nobody is at home,you can even lock the door and throw away the key. You are not alone,I will join you 104years to this time . You can as well be a good Samaritan by visiting a nearby fish pond ,you go just do drunken master enter the pond when the thing hold you for kidney ... Sugarhugs com and give this guy his last hug I get phd for this kind thing that's why I'm calling my humble friend to give you your last hug.

tosyne2much:
As a very social person laced with high sense of humor, I'm beginning to think I'm now evolving into an introvert cos I can now see the traits. I barely call people these days even though I have loads of credit on my phone, I sometimes don't feel comfortable when somebody comes visiting. People now complain that I find it hard to reply my whatsapp and BBM messages after reading them, and I have been accused of becoming proud and snobbish.

I now feel very fulfilled being alone inside my room while my villa mates are making fun outside which is unusual of me. In fact, I'm not socially active like I used to be. These are signs that I'm becoming introverted


What could be wrong with me ?

tosyne2much ,you re not alone .
Its just That I haven't lost my own sense of humour .
I use to stay inside and read different articles.
But you know wetin,shea make we dey do stand up comedy ??
Its my own call .

Sugarhugs:


Lolz are you serious??

i swear to GOD .

na google lead me here ,i wan check the origin but i no see

Tosinex:
Lolz..... Omo ake. Mehn this situation is such an eye opener.. I feel like opening my own church soonest! I don't think I can trust any man of God again! Except if I make myself one. Please who is with me, l need just one person more and we do this together. Pm me if interested. I want to deal with my God personally.

i got your back bro

apostle sule .
when they are doing it Stephanie Otodo go be like
sule small small ,,suuuuuuuuulllllleeee yeeeeee,you dey mad ni yeeeeeeeeee.

Opinionated:

How old are you?

20years minus your age. that's my age

you dey craz ,you people will spend your sindays twisting lies.......haba ,thinnnnnnnk pls .
shea make i send you recharge card ??

apostle lick her from head to toe. but honestly this girl no fine, apostle suppose enter poly con see beta babe.
even if he contact me i go arrange for her one angel,angel wey go make jesus wan come back

GOD that cannot feed hundreds of innocent people that are starving to death daily,God that cannot let amputated limbs regrow . we will now be thankfull to him when we collect salary ?? abi ?? GOD that cannot protect innocent people serving him when church collapse.. ..
i can give charity but not because i want to thank God,he took the credit of paracetamol when i had headach this last week) mum gave him

pressplay411:

Shoro niyen?

oyamilenu. shotab ??

lol see as jesus mouth be like that of AY comedian............that statue wey una dey see so na water full inside am,you no see say the thing don tire self as e look like say e wan burst ,tiny tiny hole just dey the bear bear place wey the water dey pass.
if the thing real ehn ,that man wey dey put hand no go put hand na mouth he go use dey take am or ragolis and thousand go don dey the place ......you go even see buhari there

oboy we get one stove for house now ,dem neva born me when dem buy am,the wool wey the thing go don swallow go big pass me self if dem gather am for one place

inbreeding ?

slay with that too na slay mama,no be that same colour you dey use money buy put for face..,
he be like say tonto don sign autograph for seun before