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TINALETC3:
d guy dat sang"I am 4rm Akwa Ibom , I wnt 2 go home", since he went home, we ar yet 2 hear 4rm hm, fear ur village pple

what's that guy name self

Oluwasaeon:
KTBFFH

full meaning of this pls?

A male Gorilla was a victim of a hunter’s expedition in Sapele area of Delta State, as it has already been killed and butchered.
Here are more of the photos which was shared by Awaritefe Isaac;

http://www.gossipmill.com/2017/08/photos-nigerian-hunter-kills-and-butcher-gorilla-in-sapele-delta-state/

Lalasticlala this one know be snake but manage am

A frustrated Nigerian with a twisted sense of humour put the country up for sale on OLX.

lalasticlala, seun what do you think?

father of all nation

lalasticlala what are you waiting for, do the needful

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This was shared by a Facebook friend

THE WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE..
I came out as usual looking dope and all that....and it was my first time of trying out a new outfit from my collection heating up soon...yea I sha am fine I told my self...and as usual it was an early morning journey. .
Welcome to ABA I told my self let the hustle begin...
2hrs after meeting a client it started raining so heavily that I thought the world was coming to an end..I waited it was late I couldn't wait any longer I had to just get to the park...it was 7.30pm...
Nothing to convey me to the park I had to trek...with all the fabrics and stuffs God! See water na...the stagnant water was hideous reaching almost to my tommy....
I must get to that park I told my self...suddenly I got to a kinda dry place though water was still on my ankle level..then cars where looking for a way to pass..with their head lights on only to find out I have lost my wallet with all my atms...also a leg of my l.v shoe.... a cheque given to me by a client. ..God!...suddenly I felt somtin on my leg so cold...I ignored it coz I needed to make it to the park..so no distractions. ..then I heard a big scream..haaahaaa what is that on your leg ...a woman shouted. .....
Behold....a new born baby of about 4hrs..with still the placenta on and its a cute baby boy dead.....! The mother threw him away after birth and yes a very big opportunity coz it was raining. ....
I blacked out..I almost fainted. ..I became so stiff that I can barely move...tears from no where gushed through my cold checks.....
Why on earth would som1 destroy the life of an innocent child. ....who knows maybe he might become a president tomorrow. ..or bill gates...
Just look at what we humans are doing...the world is so dirty that things like that this are just mere stories...
I saw a dead baby today I cant still come out from this shock.. ...

We all should look at our lives...am not saying am perfect but God is watching...
She could have at list sold him or motherless..
May God grant me the strenght to sleep coz am in great shock...now I cant even find my smaller phone...ohh how great today has been...worst day ever..

ChiomaMee:
Ehn ehn....make we connect na

Add me on WhatsApp 08124583570 let's share things

ChiomaMee:
Mass comm...talky talky shidren
Econs, Maths, Eng, Govt----I'm going in for Economics

I'm doing the same subject with you

Has anyone notices that WhatsApp has stop working

I noticed this some minutes ago and decided to check my Facebook feeds all I was seeing is WhatsApp is down even my friends abroad are saying the same thing..

So who know anything about the unaware shut down of the App??

;Dis this fashion or madness this fashion or madness

Tboss took to her Instagram page to share a picture of her wearing a green outfit and it has been compared with a moimoi
;DTboss took to her Instagram page to share a picture of her wearing a green outfit and it has been compared with a moimoi

donogaga:
Obviously, she's not thinking of coming to Nigeria anytime soon.... If not, she will face the consequences of disobedience.

oga keep quite our own bobrisky what have we done to him??

Eccentric singer Terry G's 5-year-old son Rex wants to be a footballer.

The footballer operating under the catch them young saying has enrolled Rex in Chelsea foundation school.

The singer and producer’s son aside getting formal education from the school also plays for Chelsea FC foundation school.
Terry G enrolls son Rex in Chelsea foundation school

Terry G and his baby mama Mimi had Rex in 2012.
The singer began is music career as a protégé of the former Plantashun Boiz singer, Faze.

Cc: lalasticlala

A 17-year-old student of the Lagos State Polytechnic, identified as David Opateyibo, has
helped in the construction of the first locally-made drone in Nigeria.

gathered that the first prototype of a locally-made drone was recently constructed at the Lagos State Polytechnic (LASPOTECH) recently.
David Opateyibo led in the construction of a locally-made drone
The drone was constructed under the watchful eyes and the careful leadership of a 17-year-old boy identified as David Opateyibo.
Speaking on the achievement, authorities of the Lagos state government have reportedly said that if fully developed, the drone and others could be deployed for security surveillance in the state.
17-year-old David leads the construction of a locally-made drone

Speaking in an interview, 17-year-old David said:
“Aside from using drones for aerial surveillance, you can also use them for aerial photography and videography, or for broadcasting, incidence control or pipeline and power line inspection. You can also use drones in agriculture, to analyze farm produce.”
Lagos state Polytechnic students constructed a locally-made drone
The drone which was constructed from a high breed mix of existing drone components and locally fabricated material, is said to fly normally, but David says there is a lot more room for improvement.
17-year-old David Opateyibo led the team which constructed a locally-made drone

cc: lalasticlala

www.gossipmill.com/2017/04/photos-17-year-old-nigerian-polytechnic-student-leads-the-construction-of-a-locally-made-drone/

lalasticlala see his corps

Barrister’ Father Of Suspect Who Murdered Jumia Delivery Man Plans To Grant Son Unconditional Bail

The ring-leader in the murder of a delivery agent » for online e-commerce store Jumia will be dead now if Nigerians have their way as they have been raining curses on him on social media.

The young man who has been identified as Sodienye Mbatumukeke is a 26-year-old while the victim was identified as Chukwuma Eleje, an indigene of from Ozizza, Afikpo Local Government Area of Ebonyi State and a father of four.

Mbatumukeke had allegedly ordered for two iPhone 7 from the online store and Eleje went to make the delivery at his house only for him and two other accomplices including his girlfriend, to
kill the victim and dump his corpse » in a septic tank in his compound.

A Facebook user who knows Mbatumuke whose father is a prominent barrister in Rivers State, took to his page to blast him with other users adding their voices to pour invectives on him.

Another person who knows the suspect who goes by the name Afikpo Chic , went further to reveal other details about him including his victim and his family.

Read what Afikpo Chic wrote here:
'Things to know about Sodienye Mbatumukeke, the murderer of Mr. Chukwuma Eleje
Here are a few details about Sodienye Mbatumukeke, the person who ordered for iPhones from Jumia and later brutally murdered the Jumia delivery man, Mr. Chukwuma Eleje.
This has to be one of the most unthinkable murders in recent memory. After brutally snuffing the life of Mr. Eleje, they tied him up and stuffed him
into a septic tank.

Here are things to know about him;

1. His Name is Sodienye Mbatumukeke but his Facebook username is Brain Jelly
2. He Is a Member of Deeper Life Bible Church
3. He is a Video Director/Editor
4. He lives in Lagos, but he is from Port Harcourt
5. He was born on 12 July 1991
6. His girlfriend's name is Joy Eluwa
7. His father is a barrister
8. His FB intro states: "I am Jelly. D most amazing guy I have ever met... DECIPHER IS A devil..\"

His victim, Chukwuma Eleje, is married with four kids. He hails from Ozizza, Afikpo, Ebonyi State. I spoke with his wife two days ago and she lamented that the family of the killer has yet to reach out to them and that from the way things are looking, his barrister father might just get the murderer released.

Mr. Eleje's family are basically stranded in all ramifications due to this callous and thoughtlessly wicked act.

Lalasticlala pls show face

The federal government is procuring 826,000 doses of vaccines from Europe, in addition to the number already being administered.

In his words he said, “We have mobilised vaccines to come in from all corners, 500,000 unit doses of vaccines are being distributed and vaccination campaign has started already.

“The government is also getting 826,000 units which is being shipped from Europe to us within the next few days.

“The most affected states has been Zamfara, Sokoto and Katsina, together they have 85% of the cases.
“There is reactive vaccination going already and social mobilisation, while the various teams are working on the affected states”.

The Minister further noted that there are two treatment centres being setup in every local governments, with doctors ready available to be able to take blood samples to the laboratory.

Earlier, the Director General Center for Disease Control Chikwe Iheakweazu, had announced that reactive vaccination for meningitis is to commence in Zamfara state from Wednesday April 5.

This was in response to the meningitis outbreak which led to the death of 328 people across the country, with Zamfara state recording the highest number of deaths


cc:https://www.channelstv.com/2017/04/06/meningitis-outbreak-fg-orders-826000-vaccine-doses-from-europe/

by the way where is lalasticlala

he fired back at him

Mr Eazi took to his facebook and share some of of his picture, but some of his fans said he dress way too much like a Ghanian that he should at least act like a Nigerian

See his reply below

eneez:
Your course doesn't matter in Nigeria, however, I would advice u continue with business admin.

Thanks bro

hello Nairalanders

I need you guys to help me on this

I am an OND holder but I really want a degree instead of going back for HND,

I Already Had OND In Business Administration but I am thinking if I should Change my Course to Accounting In the University.

So guys which of this two course is more lucrative and advisable in Nigerian

Oh No!!! Oh No!!!

Well deserved
Chelsea midfielder N’Golo Kante has been named the Premier Leagued player of the year at the 2017 London footballing awards.
The Frenchman joined in the summer from title winning Leicester having arguably won the Foxes the title.
Now, the midfielder is tearing the league apart for Chelsea and has arguably been the pivotal player in the Londoners title hopes.
Tearing apart Premier League opposition attacks,
Kante is looking a snip at £30m, becoming one of the best midfielders in the top flight.
Kante has now received extra recognition in the form of this award and will be looking to retain his title next year.

Why is everywhere looking like yankee

Ipob and crime are like this

muykem:
This is a joke right before I carry my gun looking for all SA citizens.

it's true bro, but where is lalasticlala kwa??