Richard6:
Girls are stil better than guys wen it comes to relationship, treat a girl the way she wants andd she will be urs and urs alone. Guys wil always cheat no matter what u do.

Bros what planet did u jus come from

kids!!!

She was like bleep Santa

UchihaMadara:
I dey always send my driver make in use the helicop 4 backyard go pick up my sweet.

So next time una see one blue helicop, mk una know say, my sweets are inner.

OP, I haf say prayers for him, one day, u willing a helicop.

bros na pilot dey fly am and e no land for house backyard

UchihaMadara:
I dey always send my driver make in use the helicop 4 backyard go pick up my sweet.

So next time una see one blue helicop, mk una know say, my sweets are inner.

OP, I haf say prayers for him, one day, u willing a helicop.

bros na pilot dey fly am and e no land for house backyard

100 steps to deny a girl food when she is hungry
:-y

diluminati:


and it happened from your own fantasy abi, not that it was an actual kidnapping but you thought it was and you are telling people to be wary of what you thought it was but didnt turn out to be what you thought it was. how dumb!

WTF! Are u serious? U taking the dude's personal experience personal. Whatever happened to get ur own life. U either learn the lesson or suck a dick.

Tonto dike grows new moustache. Shows it off. That will be the next 1

People will just post mumu topics and it will finally end on front page. Topics soon na red butt una go show.[ Smh

This actually made front page

Ah! I have this girl that i like much and she possess these traits. Thanks for the tip. My middle name as of nw is usain bolt.

CuteEmma:
Assistant-Boyfriend needed ASAP. Interested and qualified persons should feel free to apply. Term and Conditions: Should be at least 5.7 ft. tall, no beards, fair or chocolate, shouldn't be hairy (chest, hands, legs), should have a decent hairstyle (not dreads and punk), pointy nose, sexy pink lips, small brown eyes; should be fluent in English, 1 Asian and 2 European languages, 1st Class science student (300l or finals), computer literate; should be honest, truthful, faithful and kind; God-fearing, Christian; should be allergic to smoking and alcohols and other narcotics, fully healthy (AA); Shouldn't be a party freak, no clubbing, and lastly should have a well endowed pocket (very important). Should also be between 19-21. I'm not looking for an uncle.

congratulations nw u have the attention u hae been seeking

farano:
Apart from money and good sex, what's that special thing, so sweet and romantic you have done for him or her?

Here's mine I once designed a new desktop background for his computer. Just with these sweet simple words "I love you!", in a beautiful font. It amazed him when he turned on his computer.

Tell us about yours

hmmm money and good sex.... madam the best and romantic tin that ur man can do for is to wife u. shikenan

The kind lie wey una dey tell eh. tonto dike gave 500k to her stylist for tgif. Hmmmm. Una well done o.

E concern u?

WELL,WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO THIS IS THAT,RELIGION IS JUST A MEASURE TO KEEP OUR ETHICAL VALUES STRAIGTH...BUT IF YOU CARRY STUPID BILIV TO THIS PARAMETER AND DIE.. THEN YOU ARE FOOLISH.. because IF YOU MUST KNOW, IT IS ONLY THOSE THAT STAYS ALIVE THAT CAN PRACTICE WHAT YOU CALL UR RELIGION AND YOU DIE FOOLISHLY BILIVING THE WHITE MAN TOOL TO UPRIGHTNESS....FOOLISHENESS IS NOT EVEN ACCEPTED BY GOD OUR CREATOR.....SAGE SAYING BY DAREN ADEMOLA GOMEZ @DARENDGOMEZ ON TWITTER,GMAIL,SKYPE

BETTER WAYS TO USE UR MB AND TIME... I SEE U LACK THAT KNOWLEDGE . DO WELL TO CHARGE UR PHONE

JeffreyJamez:
*flings laptop out of the window *

I need a new laptop!!!!!!!

I need this game!!!!!!!!!!

Damn!!!!!

*catches the laptop* thnks bros. So cps of game.

saibinc:

What model of infinix and what version of android is it?

infinx x450

hi im using infinix and i've not bee able to enjoy the phone since i bought. anytime i tried to update some apps like youtube i get errors like its not a signed version. and i dont have googleplay services. cant even install it on the phone.

I've seen th movie only I've forgotten the nae. Was it not stephanie okereke and pete edochie

Magdalee: I declare that by his grace we shall get to the end of that bridge! even when men say there is a casting down, we shall say there is a lifting up cos we do not serve a dead God, we serve a living God. when he says yes no man can say no and when he says no...so shall it be in jesus name.

Amen to that sister. That's exactly what he woulda said. Always prophecying doom.Amen.

U and this ur Imaginary girlfriend. But wait sebi she be mammy watet

This guy just dey fine attention anyhow. Guy comot for nairaland go get real girlfriend. Mtcheww

So if u no bleach u no go be celeb for naija?

If I hear say I no open church. Billionaires for Christ mission.

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The only thing to do is pack
out. Convince ur husband.

Every_LadY: i use ghana black soap with Neutrogena transparent soap all mixed together in a container. U need to see my skin.

pinsure or it didn't apun.

Zip, canoe, B29 , klin soap. Very nice. If I don't bath who will.