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RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 6:54pm On Jan 13, 2019
Donroxyll
and if she was to orgasm that moment everything will just go back inside and nothing will be the same again cople with fact say everywhere go smell..
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 6:51pm On Jan 13, 2019
DonroxyII:
Farting don't mean anything unless both of u are shyshagging one another .... If fart catch me while pemeing , I fart vice versa .....

I concur with the rest of the points especially phone and returning favour !
I said it,
I just knew it..
Donroxyll so you join ba.

But is not nice, if you fart while pemeing, you will just kill all the desire
CrimeRe: ‘I Only Fingered One’ Teacher Arrested For Defiling Underage Girls Says (photo) by Hislordship12(op): 6:02pm On Jan 13, 2019
ojekememee:
Contact me for Basic Photoshop/Graphic Design Training in Ikeja, Lagos. For a negotiable amount, will give you the necessary materials you need to be proficient in Photoshop/Graphic Design. Also, mouth-watering freebies attached!
Chaiiii you self ehnnn
SportsRe: What Is Matuidi Saying To Ronaldo Here? by Hislordship12(op): 6:01pm On Jan 13, 2019
itzprezy ( m ) , Abfinest007( m) ,jerryunit48
Don't look and pass, if not we go GE problem o.
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 6:00pm On Jan 13, 2019
haywayboi:
that your No. 6 is hmmmmm.... if ur lips and throat go swell the following morning.... O..Y..O
you go ensure say she wash the place well with detergent and hypo; D
SportsWhat Is Matuidi Saying To Ronaldo Here? by Hislordship12(op): 5:58pm On Jan 13, 2019
what is matuidi saying to Ronaldo here?
Matuidi: please don't ever go to India, there is no toilet there.
CR7 : WTF!!!!!
grin; D; grin grin

PoliticsRe: Caption This New Photo Of Buhari by Hislordship12(op): 5:50pm On Jan 13, 2019
Sam0:
Finally i won the election.hahahaha
grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: ‘I Only Fingered One’ Teacher Arrested For Defiling Underage Girls Says (photo) by Hislordship12(op): 5:49pm On Jan 13, 2019
should say something na what's all this read and pass
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 5:44pm On Jan 13, 2019
haywayboi, olaideoyedeji9 ,
yarimo , jekks( m),
morningstar55 ( m ),
preciousoguns ( m)
was your say on this?
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 5:43pm On Jan 13, 2019
wink[quote author=victoronyekwelu post=74726251][/quote]wink
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 5:42pm On Jan 13, 2019
mikejj:
huh On sunday
you're even talking as if you went to church self
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 5:42pm On Jan 13, 2019
mikejj:
huh On sunday
am sorry if it offends you but you must learn this thing in other to excel in it cool
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 3:36pm On Jan 13, 2019
Sirmuel1:
This sex you're talking about, I must try it someday cheesy
if you're not up to the age of 18 please don't try it.. because you might eventually die as a result of orgasm cool
RomanceRe: The Funniest Couple Conversation You May Ever Read by Hislordship12(m): 3:31pm On Jan 13, 2019
hahahahahahaha
did she say hammer?... just small slap on it and you're rolling on the floor like baby. then talkness of harmmar, you will just die.
RomanceRe: Dangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 3:24pm On Jan 13, 2019
Hislordship12:
1. Farting

Oops! This is so annoying. While it can be accidental, you must try as hard as possible not to let out that pungent gas while making love. Otherwise, it will spoil the moment and may also affect your self-esteem.
who on earth does this while sexing.... but I might not be surprise that most Boiz here on nairaland does it... they will make so looouuud err
RomanceDangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse [photos] by Hislordship12(op): 3:20pm On Jan 13, 2019
Love making can be extremely, fun, exiting,and rewarding while it can also go completely wrong.Whether you enjoy your session entirely depends on both of you. To ensure that you both enjoy that exclusive moment with your loved one, you must keep off some things.

Here is a list of things you should never do when having sex:

1. Farting

Oops! This is so annoying. While it can be accidental, you must try as hard as possible not to let out that pungent gas while making love. Otherwise, it will spoil the moment and may also affect your self-esteem.

2. Missing the target

This is for men who can hardly differentiate between the two holes. Wait, who even does that? Anyway, be keen not to miss it as it can offend your woman or send the wrong message.

3. Fall asleep

This is a grave sin when it comes to sex matters. It just shows how disinterested you are and you should not start it if you are already feeling sleepy.

4. Calling another person’s name

If you want to lose someone for good, dare call another person’s name during sex. If you are not sure of what will come out of your mouth, keep it shut.

5. Your phone

You will have all the time to chat with friends and answer those phone calls. But in the meantime, you had better concentrate on making love and giving your partner their out of this world sexual encounter.


6. Reciprocate the favor

If they gave you an oral job, be ready to pay back. Otherwise, it will be so mean of you. Also, if you happen to cum earlier, do not leave your partner unattended. Ensure they also climax through other ways besides penetration.

7. Dry penetration

Ouch! This really hurts and every guy ought to get this clearly in their minds. The fact that you are hard enough does not necessarily mean that it’s time to slide into her honey pot yet. Ensure she is wet enough or make use of the lube.

8. Crying

Hahaha! Funny, right? At times women get so hysterical during love making that they even cry. Please hold back those tears and preserve them for some other sad occasion.
Crying will only put him off since he may be worried that he hurt you.

What do you think about this ? Drop a comment below.
still also add what you think is missing.

RomanceRe: Sex During Pregnancy The Best For Women, See 6 Reasons Why... by Hislordship12(m): 3:08pm On Jan 13, 2019
Lmaooo Broo why are you chatting with yourself Na
CrimeRe: RRS Arrests Man After The Phone He Snatched From A Lady Was Found In His Pant by Hislordship12(op): 10:45am On Jan 13, 2019
FTC cc: lalasticala
HealthRe: Medical Breakthrough As Swedish Woman Becomes World’s 1st To Get Pregnant Aft... by Hislordship12(op): 10:43am On Jan 13, 2019
Hislordship12:
ftc Cc: lalasticala
CrimeRe: ‘I Only Fingered One’ Teacher Arrested For Defiling Underage Girls Says (photo) by Hislordship12(op): 10:42am On Jan 13, 2019
ceejayMAX:
AFONJILALA grin
PoliticsRe: Caption This New Photo Of Buhari by Hislordship12(op): 8:20pm On Jan 11, 2019
cool
EducationRe: 15 Fantastic Facts About Nigerian History.. by Hislordship12(op): 8:20pm On Jan 11, 2019
cool
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland's Own Made Artist: Hislordship Ft. Acekeed - “greatness” by Hislordship12(op): 8:18pm On Jan 11, 2019

CelebritiesRe: Music Alert: Hislordship(a Nairalander) Ft. Acekeed - "Greatness" by Hislordship12(op): 8:17pm On Jan 11, 2019

HealthRe: Medical Breakthrough As Swedish Woman Becomes World’s 1st To Get Pregnant Aft... by Hislordship12(op): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2019
Godstime221:
nice innovation..
please can you introduce this to my country Nigeria
smiley
Godstime221:
nice innovation..
please can you introduce this to my country Nigeria
CrimeRe: ‘I Only Fingered One’ Teacher Arrested For Defiling Underage Girls Says (photo) by Hislordship12(op): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2019
shocked
CrimeRe: RRS Arrests Man After The Phone He Snatched From A Lady Was Found In His Pant by Hislordship12(op): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2019
cool
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Two Lovebirds by Hislordship12(op): 1:03pm On Jan 10, 2019
queenitee:
Really nice story, weldone
thank you
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Two Lovebirds by Hislordship12(op): 1:02pm On Jan 10, 2019
skubido:
Nice wan.. U too much
Tanks a lot for the story
thanks so much
CrimeRe: ‘I Only Fingered One’ Teacher Arrested For Defiling Underage Girls Says (photo) by Hislordship12(op): 1:01pm On Jan 10, 2019
Godstime221:
fool heading to 40
as big as he is
grin
Godstime221:
fool heading to 40
as big as he is
CrimeRe: RRS Arrests Man After The Phone He Snatched From A Lady Was Found In His Pant by Hislordship12(op): 1:01pm On Jan 10, 2019
Godstime221:
see him yeye face

serve him better
grin
Godstime221:
see him yeye face

serve him better
HealthRe: Medical Breakthrough As Swedish Woman Becomes World’s 1st To Get Pregnant Aft... by Hislordship12(op):
ftc
Cc: lalasticala

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