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https://www.nairaland.com/2191047/scariest-funniest-prank-bf-gf they better find a way to reSOLVE this shii...

Kudos the president of Nigeria GEJ for his efforts
Kudos to The Nigerian Army for their sacrifices and bravery

Kudos to nigerians for being patient and hopeful for a better Nigeria

Orbi to Buhari for his evil intentions that's not going to be realized.


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We can't help it

VickJames:
Goldsmith in love

Hi nairalanders,not to take your time I will cut to the chase.

Mine goes like this.


On Feb 26 I was frustrated because I had some problems then I began doubting her love, she claims she loves me and we had only started dating for two months that time and being the guy I am;a guy who doesn't really believe in love insane thoughts started coming up in my mind then my foolish self decided to send her a text.(the first one you'll see) The text broke her into pieces she became mad at me for days after pleading for days she said she was calm but I was grounded for two weeks, no calling,no texting, no kissing/romancing I agreed since I was at fault after 5days my sentence was reduce things started getting better but not as before..well the prank part she sent me a text yesterday(the second picture) I was like shii, I Fvcked up! I really really like her(I don't wanna use love not to sound silly) and she wants us to take a break,my response was ALRIGHT but deep down it was eating me...I went back to watching my TV series (breaking bad) but couldn't concentrate,I kept saying this is why I don't wanna date... Hours later I decided to call and asked if everything was okay and why she wanted us to take a break that was when she told me that she is just messing with me, she wanted me to feel what she felt when she saw the message. I told her that the feeling wasn't good but I'd get over it eventually and she shouldn't pull a prank like that next time if she doesn't want me dead and we laughed talked further and that was it...


Excuse my blunders,if there are any..

And kindly share yours.....thanks for reading.... Wishing y'all a happy relationship/marriage Life. Thanks.

Haters go hate.... Buhari make ready for another trip to london for medical you know what.





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Na this kind of people they shout SAI BUHARI...... Stupid beings.

I will come back in the midnight stick my diick in her pussyy then start making a midnight call.

Don't judge me KARMA IS A BITIICH!

Didn't hear abt this and I'm in Niger, r.I.p to the dead...may we all be covered under his umbrella. IJN Amen.

Booked

I saw it but not without the hint that bastard up there left.... God punish you for spoiling it

I saw it but not without the hint that bastard up there left.... God punish you for spoiling the fun.

Bush boy... Is that touching.?? Bring your bae let me show you how to touch bossoms.




Mods bet why.??

Op you must pay for advertising your stupidity.

Shake what your mama gave you, misbehave you I just want to strip you dip you flip you bubble bathe you.

wiggle wiggle wiggle.

DJ Cuppy ko, MC igbako ni.

Ofcus they haven't... Leverage things... I pray those girls come home safely.

Omo baba olowo tidi daddy omo kekere.... What can I say.?? Congrats. U have the money to carter for the child.

You just spoil market.... You think these girls will taste Darkilicious after tasting whitenicious, girls are unpredictable sha....I never thought Stephanie would taste Ayo's after getting mine.

Madness, brand new,tear leather.

Madness, brand new,tear leather .

I thought I read this before.??


Anyways.... R.I.P to the baby... May them and us never experience such...

And to those looking for the fruit of womb God will grant it unto you soon .... We shall all rejoice.

Kini big deal no be naija we they.??

Wealth is not health.

I no know wetin you do wey make me like you so.




Fayose spewing Facts since time immemorial while APC dodging important questions with " sai buhari"

Let me ask something.... Excessive consumption of noodles causes overweight which can lead to obesity we know that but these Chinese japanese koreans...u see them eating bunch of that yet they are as skinny as shiii

BOOKER

i dont even know what my comment should be..... anyways let me just occupy this space like matter and use the opportunity to say GOOD AFTERNOON TO MY PRECIOUS,MI LOVE YOU....... and ermmm a BIG SHOUT OUT TO OGA SEUN OUR BELOVED CEO and nairalanders.... THE WISE AND FOOLISH ones.... S/O!!!!

if you ask me, na who i go ask.?..... GOD provide for we niggas who cant afford much on this day.

HA!!!!!! OP YEW CAN LIE.


1.. WHAT IF ITS YOUR FINANCE/CEE

2. LOVE MAKING ISNT SELF CENTERED. NIGGA THAT DIIICK IS STILL GONNA CUM.

3. YET YOU'LL SEE A MARRIED WOMAN WHO CANT GIVE HER HUSBAND BLOWJOBB.


4.. THERE ARE MANY OTHER WAYS TO DEPICTING LOVE OTHER THAN GIVING HER THAT D


5.GIVE HER THAT KISS SHE'S NEVER HAD OTHER DRAGGING HER PANTIES LIKE A MAD MAN.


6.IF THE GUY IS WEAK NKO LIKE LASTICLACLA.?

7.. TELL THAT TO SEUN, ALL MY SEX WITH HER WAS PACKED WITH ROMANCE BUT I WAS ALL IN FOR THE VEE JAY JAY.


8. SEX IS TAKING. MEET A NIGGA LIKE ME THAT DOESNT LOVE BUT REALLY GOOD IN Bleep....ME WILL SHARE WITH YOU MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE EVEN TAKING.

9 THAT ONLY HAPPENS ON PUNISHTUBE.COM, I AINT NO SAVGE.

10 NIGGA COME AGAIN.

11.EYES CLOSED..
OGA MI BANGING NO BE HIDE AND SEEK....THATS WHY THEY SAY MAKE PIKINS NO DO AM.

BOTTOMLINE MOST OF THOSE THINGS YOU POSTED ARE SHIIIIT

BOOOKED

IF YOU DON'T WANT GOD TO START PUNISHING YOU FROM EARTH BEFORE YOU GET TO HELL, YOU'LL STAY AWAY FRM HER... I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS NA GREEDINESS THEY DO YOU..... PARDON ME BUT I JUST NEED TO SAY "YOU ARE MAD"

Really.?? I'm sorry sweetheart

Wealthyegg:
u are so mean wif ur comment

Banging a girl ain't no piece of cake but its not difficult.

Gynacologist:
u tink say to get woman Bleep easy if no b ashawo..

Did u just ask me that.?? Sex no be diamond again e dey everywhere

Gynacologist:
hw e tk easy to get?

Abi Oo most Stephen I know are sane minded... Maybe Stephen is his operation name or a pseudonym.

Aitee1:
Na your namesake oh