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Date my gf and stand a chance to win a brand new coffin from C&k furnitures

40k to plaint hair? On top head wey no know maths

WhereMyLoud:
Mthcew.!!! My pet dog got more jokes than you.

I know you
mr wtf man !

When you study medical and you end up doing tailor it is called medical tailorism

I dey hungry since yesterday if not for the slap wey i chop from conductor this morning wetin i for chop

The only way you can oppress me now is to snap with jesus

But as a guy why ur babe go tall pass you?

Breaking news: the man who said he who find a woman find happiness has apologized

Dem give u breakfast you wan swallow poison? Sorry oo me wey dem give lunch and dinner nkor? What should i swallow?

The easiest way to motivate me now is to buy me bread and beans

So dis guy see my girlfriend and he was like "Wow! baby..... see as u fresh... you no dey shit?

God's first in everything na why i dey pray b4 s*x






Ha God! dis guy has come again

Hey chap, the problem you have is that you are greedy nothing more.

Seun nplfmod

IRMC

Jflex07:
Wike is gone for good as long as Rivers politics is concerned. We in Rivers knows that he has no more say of how things should be run in the state. It is only Tinubu urrchins in Oshogbo and Ogbomosho who know nothing about Rivers state ,that come online to type gibberish, 2/47

Hey chap, i guessed you type before you think, next time you think before you type.


IRMC

AllenSpencer:
Lindsey!

AIPAC owns him.

He is not speaking for himself. He is speaking for those paying him.

Hey chap who born you? you speak like you have just a head with no brain


IRMC

To all girls that cheat on their boyfriend and husband should die this year.

Hey chap, not only yoruba girl
IRMC

Hey chap, you no well, so you copied all this? Nawa for you o but you try sha.
IRMC

finallybusy:
I didn't complain.

Okay

advanceDNA:
This is the funniest shít I've read today

Hey chap, you think this is funny right?

Hey chap, just incase you don't know.

It is written that everyone has his or her f××king life to live. Homosexual is not something new to us again. This is to tell you that everyone are into it.

Behind every f××cking family in the world there is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, even the one with the hope of being a transgender. Imagine this our male comedians who dresses like a female in their skit, people like Twyse, Emah oh my god, even Peller self.

And do you know the number of homesexuals people in US and some other f××cking country like that? Just dey play,
Homosexual is good for those who belongs to it and i repeat. So don't mind anybody that say "Homosexual is devilish" is only devish for this f××cking country called Nigeria not other country.
My point is that, even though Homosexuals is not acceptable in this country, you can travel to another country where it is accepted and enjoy your life and live your life as you wish and it is hundred percent sure you will make heaven with it.

IRMC

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram

Port harcourt boi but I base for lag now because ASHAWO house cheap for lag pass p.h


And never to forget..


WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION..


WTF MAN!

Hey chap, that's okay


IRMC

Tallesty1:
He lives in his house bro

Hey chap, at what age do you realize you don't have sense?


IRMC

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram It has happened ooo

EBIN PAWA ooo !!!

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Bruh , where do you live?

Hey chap, i will never forgive you if you don't include Ogun



IRMC

Hey chap, sorry i'm short of word.
IRMC

Proudman1:
who be this one na

Your papa

Proudman1:
All the people above have problem with comprehension.

Yes decent strip club means a good strip club.

Just as you can ask for a decent ashawo which means you're looking for someone clean, pretty and healthy compared to the rest.

This country just filled with certificates no real thinking.

Hey chap, anyway, you are not to be blamed, bcus i don't understand you, upon all what we are all facing in this country na nonsense you want to be doing. Normally na sense you no get.

IRMC

HeadNigga:
What of the days he was knacking you well? Now that you are shapeless kwanu? Did he cheat or leave you for that reason?

Hey chap, you are high, next time you just don't drop a comment, try to read and understand bingo!


IRMC

MEEVEET:
This people don't care about governance

Tinubu and Buhari gave them exactly what they wanted...attack on the Igbos

As long as this people feel Igbos are getting it worse they are very very okay they don't care

Hey chap, is like you are drunk again?


IRMC

Me as the pastor to the cheating wife: I understand that your husband is not satisfying you well, but there is a way out, here is my number........


IRMC