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Foreign AffairsRe: I Have Sex With Dead Bodies – Sharkan Lucas, Mortuary Attendant by HolyCrap: 10:12pm On Jul 01, 2016
Hey Nairalanders, I'm looking for a very very good web designer to design a website for me. The person must be able to show previous designs done and can finish the design within few days if chosen. If you are very good, send a reply to this email address : bbery604@gmail.com

Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesLooking For A VERY Good Web Designer Urgently! by HolyCrap(op): 10:08pm On Jul 01, 2016
Hey Nairalanders, I'm looking for a very very good web designer to design a website for me. The person must be able to show previous designs done and can finish the design within few days if chosen. If you are very good, send a reply to this email address : bbery604@gmail.com

Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze's 40th Birthday, Omotola And Husband In Attendance (Photos) by HolyCrap: 11:39pm On May 06, 2016
Chaii, ewo! So this man will be a fool forever being that he's a fool at 40. What a shame. I pity him shaa.
PoliticsRe: Currency Deal With China: Things To Know by HolyCrap: 7:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
The Chinese businesses will not accept Yuan from you and their government won't force them. They don't want the Yuan themselves. If you doubt me, u try it out yourself. This write up is nothing but a hog wash. Nigeria is not the first nation to reach this kind of agreement with the Chinese, so many nations have done it but where has that taken the Yuan? No where. Business people don't want it. There's a reason dollars is the world major currency, Yuan with all the uncertainties of the Chinese economy and policies will never have it. No matter the number of bilateral agreement nations signs, what matters, eventually, are the individual businesses and what they want. Nobody wants Yuan, everybody wants dollars. As simple as that.
Christianity EtcRe: Spiritual Battle Between Pastor & Herbalist In Ghana - PICS by HolyCrap: 5:32pm On Apr 13, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
Thousands of Ghanaian citizens gathered to watch a spiritual battle between Bishop and a Herbalist at Kumasi Jubilee park....The pastor (pictured in white) arrived the venue but the herbalist for reasons best known to him -did not show up. See more pics from the venue below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/thousands-gather-to-watch-spiritual.html
The irony of it is that the pastor may be the real herbalist. Little wonder the fake herbalist did not show up.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Phase Out Motorcycles, Danfo –investigation by HolyCrap: 9:28pm On Mar 21, 2016
"It was gathered that Governor Akinwunmi Ambode is 'predisposed' to the flagrant abuse of the law by the motorcyclists and the commercial bus drivers who flout all the provisions of the law."


Whoever wrote this story just succeeded in accusing Ambode of supporting the "flagrant abuse of the law by the motorcyclists and the commercial bus drivers who flout all the provisions of the law." Please, if you don't know the meaning of a word, why use it? Why not write in pidgin english, ehh?
CrimeRe: Ese Oruru's Love Letter To Yunusa Before Abduction Revealed by HolyCrap:
Some people won't even recognize fakery even when it pokes them in the eye. But for me, I do. This purported letter from Ese reeks and stinks of fakery from a thousand miles away. I wouldn't want to go into dissection of the "letter" because it would be an effort in futility as it would have no impact on the outcome of the case. But suffice it to state one very salient point that came to my mind as I started reading it: why now? Why couldn't they produce the letter when the abductor was being held in kano and was being paraded to the press and the general public by the police? Would it not have shown his "innocence" from the word go? The police investigated the case and came to the conclusion that Ese was actually abducted and that led to the guy being charged at the court. Had they given the so called letter to the police, the case may not have gotten to the extent it has. Why did they not do that to exonerate him? The answer is very simple, no such letter existed. What we are seeing now is nothing but a mere after thought from the defense.
TravelRe: Nigeria Have Suffered (my Experience On A Visit To India). by HolyCrap: 12:49am On Jan 20, 2016
lanchy:
Indians are very RACIST people, especially towards blacks, it is rooted in their STUPID caste system, which favours certain types of people as high born and others as low born, the low borns are darker in colour (Dalits) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalit

Personally, I would NOT piss on an Indian to save him from burning fire. Their hatred of Africans is just unbelievable and backwards.
Thank you. You alone got it right. The above was the real reason behind the treatment the OP received. They probably saw him as a Dalit, the lowest caste. These people are usually Indians as dark as Africans. So, they consider any African as a part of the lowest caste. As a dalit, u dare not relate with anybody above your caste. U are treated as the reject of the society. Even the dog of a member of a superior caste is regarded more highly than you. A superior case member can rape a lady of the lowest caste and she dares not report the rape to the police as they would not do nothing for her. Indian society, I'm sorry to say, is a good example of everything wrong with human race.
FamilyRe: Why I Don't Want My Brother To Get Married To Her by HolyCrap: 3:33am On Jan 18, 2016
U got to tell ur brother. He may not forgive you when he finds out eventually. Definitely, he's bound to find out. Tell him now and help him know the truth. He deserves to know the type of family he's marrying into. By the way, at times, wickedness runs through the blood. Ur potential father in law is a very wicked man and who knows whether the daughter inherited that from him. It is mostly after marriage that one gets to know the type of wife or husband he/she married. So, help your brother make an informed decision. If I were him, I'll never marry her.
Christianity EtcRe: Shocking Details I Found About The Porn Industry -abylyty by HolyCrap: 2:28am On Jan 18, 2016
abbey621:
Whoever believes this crap is not only delusional but need to be placed under psychiatric evaluation! The porn industry just like any other regulated industry works according to government regulations and laws of their profession. The workers undergo mandatory testing some of which are random. Some of them actually come from rich,wealthy homes and are very satisfied with their profession. The real problem with the world is the religious nuts in this world thinking you can force your religion or beliefs on people who dare to differ from the way you see and think. With all the religion in the world, it's a shame most of you actually live an unfulfilled,frustrated life!
Thank you. People just take topics that they barely know about and start writing rubbish. Whoever made the post knows nothing about pornstars and porn industry. The profession is a highly regulated one. The stars are required to take both hiv and vd tests at intervals and must have their results to show. I have only heard about two or three stars that contacted hiv. I believe that the state of California, where they shoot most of the porn movies, now wants to make it mandatory gor the producers to use condom in all their movies. They're protesting against that. Most of the pornstars are from well to do or middle class families that have people that love them. And for your information, they do make a lot of money but may not be as rich as regular actors and actresses. Female stars are paid more than the male ones. One of the most famous male stars, Lexington Steele, left his job as a stock broker on Wall Street to become a IndecentStar.

U guys should try not to write about things you don't have the requisite knowledge as u might end up deceiving a lot of people.
RomanceRe: She Visited And Now Very Sick, How Do I Send Her Back? I Need Advice Urgently by HolyCrap: 9:34pm On Jan 17, 2016
purest21:
I'm going bankrupt and you're still asking me to nurse. I just need her out of my house I'm not even interested again
Na lie oo, u go gettam for interest. U don go carry inyarinya, inyarinya don come. U must to gettam for interest. Walahi, this na better changi.
RomanceRe: She Visited And Now Very Sick, How Do I Send Her Back? I Need Advice Urgently by HolyCrap: 9:27pm On Jan 17, 2016
purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please
Ol'boy, that was funny. U are a typical ocho ihe ukwu chotara agba enyi. U wan carry woman with 10k in your pocket? Oya, carriam now. No be u say u be oga? Na why u dey run now? Lol!
AgricultureRe: Willie Obiano Starts Rice Production & Processing In Anambra State(pics by HolyCrap: 10:07pm On Jan 01, 2016
kodded:
okorocha you see your life
How? Did okorocha not erect a gigantic x-mas tree with N600m? At the least, birds of the air will have somewhere to perch now. Also, how come you have easily forgotten the hospital he built in the north. He built hospital for people in the north and erected a giant xmas tree for his people. Abegi, count them for him oo!!
Christianity EtcRe: There Are Plans To Assassinate Buhari – Mbaka by HolyCrap: 9:51pm On Jan 01, 2016
BarryX:
I have known this guy since my university days, he pretty much feeds on controversies

He have some massive followership in the east too. Lest I forget, he has companies too. Why do I have the feeling that he is using this latest frollicking with the presidency to enlarge the companies gospel - Igbo man style grin

Quote me anyday anytime, mbaka is a man of money. He's not a man of God. He's available to the highest bidder. He had no business paying Buhari a courtesy call. Men of God should avoid the corridors of power. They suppose to speak the truth with courage and conviction but doing so from afar, not hob nobbing with people in power. How many times did Jesus visit pontious pilate and king herod during His time? He's an excuse of a priest.

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