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Celebrities / Re: Comic Actor Baba Suwe Arrested With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by holydrunk: 7:45pm On Oct 13, 2011
[size=28pt]AAAGH, YOROOBA AGAIN[/size]
Celebrities / Re: Comic Actor Baba Suwe Arrested With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by holydrunk: 5:34pm On Oct 13, 2011
[size=28pt]Y-O-R-O-O-B-A[/size]
Family / Re: Should I Dress In The Presence Of My Five Year Old Daughter by holydrunk: 8:20pm On Oct 03, 2011
[size=18pt]NIGERIANS ARE HYPOCRITES [/size]
Politics / Re: Mock Presidential Poll: Who Will You Vote For? by holydrunk: 1:52pm On Mar 16, 2011
I will do the same
good idea
Politics / Re: Describe Gej In Two Words. by holydrunk: 9:15pm On Jan 07, 2011
Ass Hole
Forum Games / Re: Describe Yourself With One Word by holydrunk: 8:30pm On Nov 16, 2010
Cool Nigga
Sorry for using 2 words (But Drunk Men don't follow instructions)
TV/Movies / Re: Teco Benson Brings Another Trialer, High Blood Pressure. by holydrunk: 8:33pm On Nov 04, 2010
Rubbish
Politics / Re: Another Wake-up Call For Ndigbo By Orji Kalu by holydrunk: 5:00pm On Oct 30, 2010
Thief
Politics / Re: Another Wake-up Call For Ndigbo By Orji Kalu by holydrunk: 5:00pm On Oct 30, 2010
Thief
Politics / Re: Another Wake-up Call For Ndigbo By Orji Kalu by holydrunk: 5:00pm On Oct 30, 2010
thief
Romance / Re: Oldest Virgin In The World by holydrunk: 9:12pm On Oct 12, 2010
Na Lie
Education / Re: What Is 6-6*6? Simple Math Question. by holydrunk: 9:07pm On Oct 12, 2010
Oh now I am Olodo, because I was telling you all the truth, Hiccup, Hiccup,
cmon:

holydrunk was actually drunk when they were teaching BODMAS.  grin grin grin

After they go dey complain sey school no give them admission.  angry angry angry

shio,
For your information, I graduated with 1st class lower,  Hiccup,  Hiccup.
And while in secondary school, I was always 1st in the class just like my father, (Anyway I don't knowif it is true, but that is what he told us, when we
asked for his report card, he said it got burnt in the war),  Hiccup,


yeye. Simple maths, they cannot solve,
If you have 6 Naira and you give conductor the 6 Naira.
How much you do you? Zero Naira
Then if 6 passengers have no money what do you call that
OLODO  shocked  shocked Eja
Education / Re: What Is 6-6*6? Simple Math Question. by holydrunk: 4:25pm On Oct 12, 2010
@tboy1
Now I know why people don't like copying you in exam.
Becos they know they will fail

Olodo
Education / Re: What Is 6-6*6? Simple Math Question. by holydrunk: 4:07pm On Oct 12, 2010
6-6=0 * 6 = 0

Jaybee where did you go to school?
Ajegunle i guess
Politics / Re: Lets Play This New Game Called Ibb (Inane Bad Boy) by holydrunk: 8:29am On Oct 09, 2010
1. I was _drinking Ogogoro_ when IBB ( Inane Bad Boy) when Came to Power.
2. I was _drinking harp__ when he stepped aside.
3. I am _now drinking Gulder__ when he dreams of returning to power.
4. Therefore,_I am now drunk_

Answers
1. Ogogoro
2. Harp
3. Gulder
4. IBB , AM NOW A BIG BOY!

HICCUP, HICCUP, HICCUP
Politics / Re: El-rufai Insists Buhari Is Unelectable by holydrunk: 9:37am On Oct 05, 2010
Correct,
1 shot of Ogogoro for you

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