₦airaland Forum

geoworldedu:
How can the mods ban our YahwehPenis. What's the offence he committed? This is partiality, as in how can you ban somebody because of his belief? For crying out loud the guy's belief is that he is the joystick of Yahweh. All of a sudden he was banned.

#BringBackYahwehPenis

hahn:
The joke is on Yahweh, the god of incompetence

If god was a staff in your company you would have fired it by now based on it's incompetence

geoworldedu:
The promises of Yahweh in the bible, so many. The fulfilment of those promises, so microscopic and nonexisting. Why?

I think he has a sugar-coated mouth. He's promised too much than he can do.

So it's ideal to label him an Omni-impotent god because human to human have done far better than him/it.


Suggest other names for him: As for me, I call him/it d OMNI-IMPOTENT god. Add yours:


Lordcenturion, Hopefullandlord, Promise01, Muafrika2, Hahn, Hardmirror, Seun, Akintom, 4kings, Jacksonville, Junia, Smallville, Felixmor, Jonnydon22

JackBizzle:
Religion is one problem amongst many.

Christianity and Islam give rise to

-homophobia
-anti-reproductive rights
-scientific ignorance
-religious terrorism and wars
Etc

jarrot:
675 people is too small for 17 years .
Kindly up your game. You can't fool everyone

Jodhar:
Story for the gullible

Shelumiel:
True talk brother . True talk brother .

dalaman:
Shut up!

Hakeem12:
oh...the bible. Okay an illustration. someone says something, I say another, then he argues he's right, I ask him how, he says cos it's written in the bible, then I'm like, how is he sure the bible is right, that it couldn't have been a lie, then he goes "it's not possible." I ask why, he says "cos the bible is never wrong." And I ask how does he know this? Then he says "cos it's in the bible."

Hakeem12:
And you know this how?

dalaman:
Your ignorance is God. That's all you are saying.

Hakeem12:
Ironically, I think it comes from the bible itself. 1 Corinthians 13:11...When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things.




[color=#F5A215] It began with being realistic and asking questions, religious people don't like you asking them questions. It makes them uncomfortable, they tell you to take on by faith what they can't find in their twisted ancient books. Each religion claims to be the only path to an imaginary heaven, which is bullshiit by the way. I found out that the average religious person reads just a book and acts like he knows all. Fighting imaginary monsters, witches, and other creatures whom they believe they fend off with their worship. My professor once asked me in class which religion I practise, I have had enough of pretence about that time and said none. I went further to say I don't even believe in God. You need to see the stares even my friends gave me. They looked at me as if I was afflicted or something. I said even if God exists, he doesn't believe in us. For a believer to repeat a single prayer line dozens of time and still have no assurance of answered prayers is pitiful at most.[/color]

Hakeem12:
And even one more question for believers too. Since christianity and islam spread to Africa, it wasnt ours to begin with. Would all our ancestors that died before religion spread to Africa all go to hell?

hakeem4:
Nice article! I’m an atheist because I do not see any function of a god in the universe.

dalaman:
Shut up!

dalaman:
Shut up!

Yes. I think it also has a pussi... Both are used based on the kind of konji.

Dear Lord, forgive me for this comment.

It(He) created us humans in its own image.

geoworldedu:
How will I ask? You want trouble to start in my family eeh
Pls what is your own view? Does he have a joystick?

dalaman:
Superior spiritual issues or superior delusional issues?

obinna58:
Keep deceiving yourself

zionmde:
I wish NL can introduce online slap
I mean I will keep giving u a sound one till u and ur mami water go to hell
how on earth is someone with such an archaic mentality be using an internet enabled phone?

zionmde:
I wish NL can introduce online slap
I mean I will keep giving u a sound one till u and ur mami water go to hell
how on earth is someone with such an archaic mentality be using an internet enabled phone?

yeyerolling:
This man is not a christian. Obsessed with demons. Even self inflicted woe na demons drm go blame

Elthugnificent:
Can you list them?

budaatum:
Saved from what?

dalaman:
Mr lie lie. After caught lying that he's an atheist you are now forcefully trying to equate atheism to deism. Who does that?

You are shameless. The guy is NOT an atheist. Why should he believes in a loving God that could not protect him when he was raped? Will you allow your child whom you love to be raped under your watch? Loving God indeed. He has his beliefs. Even when he called God stupid and said he will not accept the Christian religion because he finds the idea of original sin foolish, he still went ahead to state that he has HIS OWN SPIRITUAL BELIEFS. He just isn't a Christian and doesn't believe in the Christian God. He is NOT an atheist only liars like you claim that deism is the same as atheism.

Deist believe in God while atheist do not. Keep singing lies to yourself because that's what you operate on.

dalaman:
Mr lie lie. After caught lying that he's an atheist you are now forcefully trying to equate atheism to deism. Who does that?

You are shameless. The guy is NOT an atheist. Why should he believes in a loving God that could not protect him when he was raped? Will you allow your child whom you love to be raped under your watch? Loving God indeed. He has his beliefs. Even when he called God stupid and said he will not accept the Christian religion because he finds the idea of original sin foolish, he still went ahead to state that he has HIS OWN SPIRITUAL BELIEFS. He just isn't a Christian and doesn't believe in the Christian God. He is NOT an atheist only liars like you claim that deism is the same as atheism.

Deist believe in God while atheist do not. Keep singing lies to yourself because that's what you operate on.

dalaman:
Shut up liar, he's not an atheist. Show us where he ever claimed to be an atheist?

GavelSlam:
Correct man.
People insulting him forget if they were born in India they would have been worshipping various gods.

If they were born in 1708 they would have been worshipping Ogun or Sango.

So which is the correct God?

Zikdik:
No one gives a f*ck.