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Jokes Etc*which Food Deserves To Be The Boss Of All* by Holypenis(op): 8:04am On Aug 18, 2022
*WHICH FOOD DESERVES TO BE
THE BOSS
OF ALL*

BEANS: I am not suppose to be
arguing with
you guys. Everyone loves .
POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of
them
dey eat you.
BEANS: I am already the king with or
without a
crown, na me be number one for this
Unit, my
face show, my shoe shine, my teeth .
RICE: Must we even argue about this?
Everyone loves me, any function or
party you
go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm
not there
that means the party never dey sup be .
Children loves me, adult loves me.
Some
families can't go two days without
cooking me.
No cap I am the king of all foods.
YAM: You that people can't buy, you
are
calling yourself king.
POTATOES: See kettle calling pot
black. You
wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh
yam
answer me?
YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I
was
saying, people love me because I can
be
prepared in different ways; boiled,
pottage,
fried and when pounded I am the king
of all
swallows with egusi sitting next to me
as my
queen.
EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me
blush ,stop
it.
OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon
all the
draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw
this guys
(pounded yam) .
POTATOES: Must you rub your
relationship on
our single faces?
SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be
crowned as the king of all foods.
POTATOES: See small nyansh dey
shake o!
SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people
wey tall
dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow
talk.
INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh
bro.
SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should
be the
king because I am very fast to prepare
and
require less ingredients. Ask a student
who just
came back from class and see what he
or she
will tell you.
BEANS: (laughs)
INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your
last line is
absolutely me and not you.
(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated
argument)
Then garri walks in and everywhere
silent.
Romance*which Food Deserves To Be The Boss Of All* by Holypenis(op): 7:52am On Aug 18, 2022
*WHICH FOOD DESERVES TO BE THE BOSS
OF ALL*

BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with
you guys. Everyone loves cheesy.

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them
dey eat you.
BEANS: I am already the king with or without a
crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my
face show, my shoe shine, my teethgrin.
RICE: Must we even argue about this?
Everyone loves me, any function or party you
go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there
that means the party never dey sup be cheesy.
Children loves me, adult loves me. Some
families can't go two days without cooking me.
No cap I am the king of all foods.
YAM: You that people can't buy, you are
calling yourself king.
POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You
wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam
answer me?
YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was
saying, people love me because I can be
prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage,
fried and when pounded I am the king of all
swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my
queen.
EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop
it.
OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the
draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys
(pounded yam) embarassed.
POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on
our single faces?
angry
SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be
crowned as the king of all foods.
POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o!
SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall
dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk.
INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro.
SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the
king because I am very fast to prepare and
require less ingredients. Ask a student who just
came back from class and see what he or she
will tell you.
BEANS: (laughs)
INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is
absolutely me and not you.
(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated
argument)
Then garri walks in and everywhere silent.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help: A Lady Stranded In Lagos Bcs She Don't Want To Sleep With Her Boss by Holypenis: 12:52pm On Aug 03, 2022
Rahkman:
is that what aboki normally do to ur sisters?
I got no sisters d!ckson.

Now get your grimy self off my men.
RomanceRe: When A Guy Passes By, What Do Girls Look At? by Holypenis: 12:34pm On Aug 03, 2022
Basorgking, watin u dey find for this old thread?
SportsRe: Chelsea Agree To Sign Carney Chukwuemeka From Aston Villa by Holypenis: 9:15am On Aug 03, 2022
Realguyman1:
Op na where u for see this news? This Tuchel self nor just sabi buy players at all
That how grace locates people, stop being jealous.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help: A Lady Stranded In Lagos Bcs She Don't Want To Sleep With Her Boss by Holypenis: 9:10am On Aug 03, 2022
fman:
I hail you holypenis. You know the matter.
We know their gender.
she should still be pretending.
FamilyRe: What Possibly Can I Do Here For Someone To Pay Me Any Amount Just 1k Will Save M by Holypenis: 9:06am On Aug 03, 2022
Pewpew:
quote author=Holypenis post=115335704]selling your fb account might help you.

Drop me a mail if you got any for sale.

Its only Instagram I have sir?
Stop siring me.

It fb i need for running ad.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help: A Lady Stranded In Lagos Bcs She Don't Want To Sleep With Her Boss by Holypenis: 9:05am On Aug 03, 2022
Mide3367:
fo.ol huh
That the only truth, why calling him a fool.

last last na one aboki man go fvck that pus.sy.
FamilyRe: What Possibly Can I Do Here For Someone To Pay Me Any Amount Just 1k Will Save M by Holypenis: 8:59am On Aug 03, 2022
Pewpew:
Please,I don't want to beat around the bush by typing much.

Please I'm pleading to any good Samaritan here what can I do for you that you can pay me 1k(I really need help) anything
selling your fb account might help you.

Drop me a mail if you got any for sale.
SportsRe: Manchester United Appoints Benni Mccarthy As First-team Striker Coach by Holypenis: 2:25pm On Jul 30, 2022
No comment.
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Female Mod(photos) by Holypenis: 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2022
Na everybody you they fall in love with for this forum?.
Ah ahn!
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Female Mod(photos) by Holypenis: 2:19pm On Jul 30, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Joen done turn to mod shocked Hehehe Redpillers go suffer

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
jeon na dark lady.
RomanceRe: Only Handsome Guys Can Relate To This by Holypenis: 2:17pm On Jul 30, 2022
Choilila:
That's why must handsome men are Gay or Bisexual.. I love that.
chai! jeon.

I'm highly disapointed.
RomanceRe: Only Handsome Guys Can Relate To This by Holypenis: 2:15pm On Jul 30, 2022
You're a clowngrin
PhonesRe: What Do Y'all Do When Ur Phone Is Charging?? by Holypenis: 8:52am On Jul 30, 2022
OsilaGama:
Hahahah is that what u do?
absoluty, con on fan put.

That is how i tame my penis to be holy all day long without it moving a bit even if a lady with a basin nyash seduces me.
PhonesRe: What Do Y'all Do When Ur Phone Is Charging?? by Holypenis: 8:48am On Jul 30, 2022
Natbrowny:
Read books. I just read da vinci code after many years of searching 4 it
lie muhhamed na porn you they watch con th masturbate join,don't argue with me i know what i am saying.
PhonesRe: What Do Y'all Do When Ur Phone Is Charging?? by Holypenis: 8:46am On Jul 30, 2022
AishaDant:
I have two phones.
So when phone A is charging, I use phone B.
smiley
omo your pussy go tight so?
PhonesRe: Please How Can I Change Or Remove This From My Phone by Holypenis: 8:44am On Jul 30, 2022
truthCoder:
Your username explains the battle you are going through already.
your paps penis.
PhonesRe: Please How Can I Change Or Remove This From My Phone by Holypenis: 11:12am On Jul 19, 2022
dodoatirice:
Just Buy Iphone
iphone is overrated

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