Who knows how to Play Chess very well here...?

Romanticboy1: PARENTS DUN PROVOKE O

my Parents r contemplating on porting me 2 University of Ghana o if the strike z nad called off soon!

i went there one time ago. My dear, u go like Legon pass uniben. Except u will miss our naija dishes. No cry again jor

Idiot. Ur a graduate. What do you think i am. I dey here to joke wit my guy, u dey dia dey form graduate lyk if for ur mind u dey instruct one Newbie. Nonsense. If asked Wettin u sabi for ur field now u go fall hand. Tomorrow you go say the department na beans. Why Oyinbo no go everly better pass us. Mtcheeew!

Just listen to ur foolish opinion. Ur class rep organise machinery to write for him. If you were actually paying attention takin logic into consideration you will know that dat guy in question doesn't know anythin concerning his graduating discipline. Why? And tomorrow he will say the department aint stressful. And in that same department you will a guy with first class, without sorting out any course. Go and ask him if the department is stressful and hear what he will say. Bottomline is before u make argument pay attention to details.
Details:
.1. I never said medicine aint stressful
.2. All am sayin is no course is actually really stressful or less stressful dan d other
.3. Any course you feel is less stressful, means you know little or nothing that field. All things equal. Period.

exxell:

Dont mind the Chike Obi.. He just want to show himself... The last tyme I checked during my imsu days.. (History Nd International Relations), I had a course mate who was in Malaysia all through out his imsu days!! Guess what? Our course rep back then was always hiring mercenaries to sit in for the dude... Guess what again? He graduated with 2:1! Try that crap with imsu law or imsu medicine... Omoh, Edon be for you be that!! . Even from the day of your tutorials, your days is already numbered in imsu medicine. Where is imsu boi sef to back me up.. gaddemmit So my dear, if you want, keep your eyes on skirt... imsu babes na fire oo . They made me not graduate with a first class coz to get under thier skirt or win their love na war.. So, you have to waste almost your academic tyme going after babes in search of galfriend . I had this babe that I asked out from my year one till final year.. . This gal chop my money, chop my energy, chop my tyme and ran away . On top that, refuse me even kiss . All the same, I wish you well . By the time you spend your acceptance fee to piimp your room in order to impress babes and exam is around the corner, then you will remember that me and my brother; Cheef Sweetus Yuzedo Amunekeuto... The Ochongonoko 1 of banana iceland lagos warned you.... Gaddemmit .. All is well bro! Dey show yourself

oga, na u dey show urself dey call me names dey talk out of point. Read ur writeup again and see wat u are for real. Can doctors produce airplanes. Do you think it beans to study aviation Engineering. Mumu. Bomkom lyk you.

Sylvyangel: U guys got me cracking ma ribs, holyrule u jst get admin na so ur eye dey 4 gals already?? Lwkm! Imsu babes fineeeooo and if u start nw they luk dem, o boy na carryover things. And as for some courses being more stressfull than others i totally agree wt that,think abt it very well medicine is more stressful than masscom and d likes of it. No offense bt reason am well

my dear, if u know ur onions in ur field u will know masscom is stressful. Now lemme ask you, how many of our Engineering students can actually produce or manufacture a car. Only "exceptional" few. Why did i say exceptional. These are the people who actually put in more effort than i widely speculated concerning the less "stressfulness" of d course. My dear, if u go abroad study Engineering u go know say engineerin no be beans, because over there. They actually manufacture cars, and cars are prone to be accidental shud there be any technical mistakes, over there so much time and research is bein put into place daily to make our machines safe. Now over to medicine, why you think its more stressful is because medical doctors actually practice their field of expertise, so why won't they give in more time to studies,... I repeat, no course is less stressful except u dont want to be well grounded in ur field. Case closed.

Riley_Freeman: 8 guests

1. Holyrule
2. Mehlena
3. Karenkinky
4. IamTitanium
5. Doc_Miss
6. Yesse
7. GeorgeousReney
8. Micheal Sokoto


This one is strong!


I say THIS ONE IS STRONG!!

.........................................


But like seriously, make Una come back, we still get a long way to go! If not for the new Jamb procedure, 2nd list for never come out sef! Strange? But true. biko, abeg, please.. Come back.. I need you.. We all need you.

am right here sire!

Dericinh: Hhhmmmm seems u all r challenging ur selves...wif govt questions......lemme ask a question who ever gets it.....is quite a genuis lyk i am....no bragging.....n if u think google wld giv an answer ur mistaken.....
.....WE ALL KNOW THAT .BEFORE UNO WAS FORMED.........WHAT WAS IN PLACE WAS THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS which was formed after the )st world war...........SO MY QUESTION IS WHAT WAS IN PLACE BEFORE THE FORMATION OF THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS

Monarchy (monarchical Empires)

Latnok95: I nor be govt student.. But I always gat google.. *learning*

me too

exxell:

I pray that I dont get you near my gal's skirt
Coz you will meet your untimely fate
while seething with pain under my working slate
Gademmit!! [/b]

hehehehe...
Now this is where i got to say that one man's food is anothers poison... No guarantee i will even fancy ur babe self... Even if i fancy here, i wud have to apply law of courtesy/law of 10 commandment: never take another man's property/do no covet ur neighbours wife...
Now lookin at situations, ur not married to her so the 10 commandment does not apply. Only law of courtesy will be applied with exception... And the exception is " i no carry anythin for mind for ur babe oh! But if she carry something for mind towards me, no wahala" #winks#...*evil grin**

exxell:

Oya, share those girls immediately....
Give IMSU boi two and keep one....
Sylviangel is strictly for the VC

hell no, aint sharing nothing. He must gimme all three before i go free am...*evil grin*
as for sylviaangel, make i catch am for VC office, or smell her near him, without linkin me wit the man (thats d only clause), she go hear am...

exxell:

And I thought your course is one of the most stressful in academic life

now this is where i need to humble you and as well make a point of correction...
There's no such thing as most stressful course neither is there anythin as best course etc. No course is greater dan the other, they are all of equal or like importance. Now if u say medicine is the best course, who created and designed the gadgets use in hospitals did the Doctors create dem or the engineers, computer scientists, etc... I could go on listing them... So pls change dat opinion now.
The guy who created the fastest computer is on money and has made name cuz he knew his onions in his area of expertise. I believe in "no matter what ur studying, be diligent and you excel amongst ur peers"...
Moreso, Bible said "that a mans talent maketh way for him", no where did it state dat a man's certificate makes way for him.
Discover ur talent, nurture and exploit it diligently, you will be great in life...
Let me stop here before i write a book...
Bottomline: pls change ur thoughts (our thoughts define us)

exxell:


Is that the impression you have of university life?

No

exxell:

[b]Fella, I thought you just got admission?

yels

Sylvyangel: mech. Engineering, thank God am through sha will cum bak on thursday

a big congrats. Hope to see u soon.

imsu.boi:
Morning Fellas

morn bro. I dey call u yesterday, you just pack wif one chick for corner forget ur phone... *smh*
anyway i go catch u for school, u must supply me 3 before i go free you. Hehehe *evil grin*

imsu.boi:


eiya. Don't despair yet dear. Be strong 'cos your journey has just begun...








Welcome to Imo Stress University

yes oh. Thats the Slogan i hear over there! Imo Stress University. Funny!

Sylvyangel: lucky uu ooo me am still going bak 2day

what discipline were u admitted into?

Oghos1: I c romantic boy is still being haunted by d harsh realization dat oghos was suave's middle name n not d girl he was dreaming of. Kpele. Lol

hahaha... Chai, see wettin cyber luv dey cause! Lol

tsleazy: 101 to getting attention on NEWLY ADMITTED STUDENTS 2013/2014:
* get a hot username like: chocolatekiss...sweetdimples...Bigvahgina
* get a very hot profile picture
* be like: "hi guys im new here and i just got admitted to uniben, i'm i welcomed to the family"
* say hi to sum dudes like odizee, adex97, i_am_sylva..
*stay online always, and avoid fights
.
:-D

hahhahaha

Oghos1: My candid observation.

Itz gon annoy some. I apologize is advance.

In dis thread, anytime a new female comes on board, n is fine n friendly dae instantly become d centre of attraction. Dae enjoy all d attention until a new female member comes n dae r relegated 2 d background.

Real life application.

From when I was here. Dunno d 1 dah happened b4 I came sha.

1st twas mehlena. Den d bandwagon moved 2 karen kinky. N nw dae r wit affrey, untill she's replaced at least.




Eva since affrey replaced karen as 'd girl at d centre of 'attention'' she's stopped posting n was no longer regular. Coincidence? I dunno!! Lyk I said it was an 'observation' itz nt even a theory yet.

#peace

nicely said

boys eeeeh...chai

exxell:


[size=16pt] [/size]

The part in bold was damn....

oh yes, thats the greatest weapon. Pipo think its a battle of physical(flesh and blood), well am ready for dem in both ways. Besides Bible say make we watch and pray. Watch- no mean to sit down dey look, na things u do while praying. When i don pray my Wicked psalms finish dem go get problem, person go kill dem or school pursue dem or SARS arrest dem, etc. I never win the war? Wars can be won even witout swords and guns. I know just some weapons to use and how to apply dem. *hehehehe*

Sylvyangel: why not just hit the unfollow button, u are making 2 much noise, mtchewww

leave d guy. Once Peaceful thread now turnin to battle ground. He'll advice himself soon wen he realises something, which am definite he will real soon

Sylvyangel: Imsu can frustrate eh! I cried yesterday

pls don't cry again. I stood under d sun from mornin to 5pm no food, no water. Its one of those things. And i cum from Awka each day so my dear, be strong. Besides how cum i never saw u again.*angry*

Sylvyangel: guy how far naa, u don get ur file? Imsu can frustrate eh! I cried yesterday, am still going back 2day, than God i don thumbrint how far with you?

i have thumbprinted, and collected my file also. Will be comin say by Thursday to do faculty clearance and medicals.

Emzybrown:

boy you dont know me neighter do you think am your age mate, you have metamorphosed into a sick pill to me on nairaland, because of you i have been banned severally on nairaland, dont you ever quote or engage me in this forum else i curse you dim.wit and fuc.ktard. i feel like woozing you an E-SLAP, GUSH i [size=25pt]HATE[/size] YOU

E-slap? Lol... Make una take am easy. Takes a lot to HATE mate. So calm down.

Ok na. I don see Hausa, i don see Yoruba... Now its time for Igbo...


Ụmụ nnem, ụtụtụ ọma! Kedu ka ụnụ mere? Ụnụ abọla chi?
Bikonu k'anyi jikọta aka sụọ n'asụsụ ala anyi.... Igbo kwenu!!!

Now they are learning and teaching us Literature. Good one.

Emzybrown:

I see you being a cultist pirates or eiyee, if you wan join better cult come mbonu ojike baggers!!!!!!! your choice thou??

oga, no cult way i no sabi, even ones u never heard of. And i know just d best choices. Say for example ones u mentioned above, Pirates(seadogs), eiye(tingos), baggers(norsemen,vikings)... My pick is Pirates. Besides, who wud want to join tingo in Eastern region, go down to west(yoruba lands, benin, etc) Pls am no kid, Advertise them for the JJC's in uni(never assume everybody is new in Higher Institution till u get to know dem for sure). I cum read medicine, no time for bagging F9s. I can see u a norseman,...Besides, ever heard of Cult of Jesus Christ... Na Holy Ghost fire i go use burn all of una way cross my humble part.

imsu.boi:


hmmm.. Its your dough sha. But they normally have silly silly problems.



Merit would have been better

lol. Silly problems like what
Besides, i wasn't allowed into Merit. No one there..
Na only u fit be my main friend for that area for maybe two years before i even look anybody face... And lest i forget, hope say u sabi toast Chicks wella...*laughs out loud, rubbing my flat-pot belly*

MrRomantic1: lolz! Am outta here till d hour of ma meeting ,hpin 2 suck sum fwesh blood 2nyt!

now, here's the part i like most... Lets Suck some blood tonight...

MrRomantic1:


Lol! Broz kilode?
Aha! Fimisile
btw Ekale!

ekaso!