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lawanson44:
I don't understand!

The Topic was Smelly Vagina...

The content of the story was Pimple close to the Vagina...

The blogger who "cooked up" this story deserves to be sent to Sambisa on Excursion

ayindejimmy:
This is an illusion
People like Chris Angel and David Blain are multi-millioniares due to their perfection of this skill.
They float in the air and walk on water.
This dude needs serious endorsement and sponsors. If he skill are perfected he could be a great magician.

JeffreyJamez:
Ceiling Fan

Honda or Toyota?

360jamng:
Written by: www.
You find them in BET9JA, 1960BET etc


2. Ticket Reprinters
These ones are always looking for the possible win for every printed
tickets and once they see your possible win is a huge amount of money,
they will quickly ask the attendant to reprint it.


3. The Questionnaires
The ones are only there to discuss football. They are there to ask
questions like, bros abeg do you think Chelsea will handicap Hull City
today?


4. Almost Won Ticket Keepers
These ones always keep their “almost won tickets” just to show to
everybody that ” na only one 1 team spoil d ticket.


5. The Boasters
These ones will boast as if they are the ones that will play the match.
They can even swear with their lives just to show that they know what
the outcome of the match would be like. For example, if Madrid no beat
Celta Vigo, make I no prosper for life


6. History Tellers
These ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100, 000
last season, if not for Barcelona deprived them of their winning by losing
to Osasuna



8. The Prophets
These ones will collect your ticket and check your predicted macthes.
After checking it, they will give you concrete reasons why you will lose
the bet. You will hear something like “bros I swear dis ur ticket no fit
enter at all, you no suppose give Man Utd straight win against
Sunderland, na 1.5 you suppose give dem


9. The Gullible Ones
These ones are gullible ‘cos they know little or nothing about football.
Just a little persuasion or discouragement will put them into a state of
confusion. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win against Barca and dey
won’t even think twice before doing it


11. The Pen Borrowers

Once you borrow them your pen, you will not find them in the betting shop again.

12. Chargers

The come to charge everything they have. Eg: power bank, phones, reading lamps etc

13. Scores Checkers
These set wait for the attendant to open livescores for them to check their ticket.

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Young03:
the more u look , d less u see

look inbetween ur laps u will see dat he is sitting on a chair

OmaBliss:
Chisos!


Jail dat man!

Lol

frankay430:
c Gobe

RikoduoSennin:
All of them can be read on this blog: caray caray

Just type caray caray followed by the telanovela's latin name on google search. You will then find a link to read it direct.

RikoduoSennin:
There is a difference between Bianca and Blanca. One has an 'L' in it while the other has an 'I' in it, one is a character in Forbidden Passion while the other is a character in The Imposter and Aurora.

youngdude1:
Goodluck. APC or PDP?

biolafrica:
INDIA Vs NIGERIA: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am?
When we were young this story used to be
common. That is, how India used Juju to beat
Nigeria 99-1. We were told the ball would turn
into rock or lion when Nigeria was playing.
I heard this when I was a young boy . I raised this
among my friends years back and to my surprise
all of them, though from different parts of the
country, also said they heard it when they were
also young.
Please who invented this 'story'? How did it go
round to become a national lie?
Who also heard about this story? Who has idea
about how it was concocted?
That story is a fictitive as anything can be.
India doesn't have any pedigree in soccer
whatsoever.
It's a story I while heard growing up.
i just wonder how it went around that effectively.
u wan tell me say u no know say Iindia wire us
99-1 true true ?
in fact it was Thunder Balogun that struck the
only ballistic goal into their net
Abi our grandpas are liars.
I did believe it, and even told the stories myself
as if i was there, The mind of a child can believe,
we need to use that mind for great things, cos
our own mind, na so so impossible e dey see
. . .all our players were seeing double and the
goalie-mepon was just picking goal upon goals
from his net
I WAS TOLD THAT NIGERIA'S ONE AND ONLY GOAL
WAS WORTH 100
THE FACT IS THAT .......
Sometimes they tell us they came first in the
regional exams, none of them has ever come last.
YOU grandpas LIEd to us.... GOD HAS FORGIVEN
YOU ........LOL

Bantino:
Why calleth thou me? (KJV)

eliwa47:
i tire ooo!

Godskidmidas:
Nairaland.
Seun or Linda ikeji?

youngdude1:
Honda. Lamborghini or ferreira?

crazydove:
She died early last year the week they started the soap