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Family / Re: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by holyteeboy(m): 8:44pm On Jul 17, 2015
lawanson44:
I don't understand!

The Topic was Smelly Vagina...

The content of the story was Pimple close to the Vagina...

The blogger who "cooked up" this story deserves to be sent to Sambisa on Excursion undecided
that is just what i was trying to explain
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (Shocking Photo) by holyteeboy(m): 8:40pm On Jul 17, 2015
ayindejimmy:
This is an illusion
People like Chris Angel and David Blain are multi-millioniares due to their perfection of this skill.
They float in the air and walk on water.
This dude needs serious endorsement and sponsors. If he skill are perfected he could be a great magician.
Chris Angel is dead
Forum Games / Re: Ask The Next Friend by holyteeboy(m): 8:34pm On Jul 17, 2015
JeffreyJamez:

Ceiling Fan

Honda or Toyota?
Honda


2go or BBM
Celebrities / Re: Crazy by holyteeboy(m): 7:30pm On Jul 17, 2015
lol.....its business
Celebrities / Re: [picture] Psquare, Davido, Dbanj, Yemi Alade, Diamond At Durban For MAMA by holyteeboy(m): 7:07pm On Jul 17, 2015
i havn't seen yemi
Nairaland / General / Re: This Is The Real Era Of Change by holyteeboy(m): 6:55pm On Jul 17, 2015
Story for the gods
Sports / Re: 13 Categories Of People You Will Meet At Football Betshops by holyteeboy(m): 3:34pm On Jul 17, 2015
360jamng:
Written by: www.
You find them in BET9JA, 1960BET etc


2. Ticket Reprinters
These ones are always looking for the possible win for every printed
tickets and once they see your possible win is a huge amount of money,
they will quickly ask the attendant to reprint it.


3. The Questionnaires
The ones are only there to discuss football. They are there to ask
questions like, bros abeg do you think Chelsea will handicap Hull City
today?


4. Almost Won Ticket Keepers
These ones always keep their “almost won tickets” just to show to
everybody that ” na only one 1 team spoil d ticket.


5. The Boasters
These ones will boast as if they are the ones that will play the match.
They can even swear with their lives just to show that they know what
the outcome of the match would be like. For example, if Madrid no beat
Celta Vigo, make I no prosper for life


6. History Tellers
These ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100, 000
last season, if not for Barcelona deprived them of their winning by losing
to Osasuna



8. The Prophets
These ones will collect your ticket and check your predicted macthes.
After checking it, they will give you concrete reasons why you will lose
the bet. You will hear something like “bros I swear dis ur ticket no fit
enter at all, you no suppose give Man Utd straight win against
Sunderland, na 1.5 you suppose give dem


9. The Gullible Ones
These ones are gullible ‘cos they know little or nothing about football.
Just a little persuasion or discouragement will put them into a state of
confusion. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win against Barca and dey
won’t even think twice before doing it


11. The Pen Borrowers

Once you borrow them your pen, you will not find them in the betting shop again.

12. Chargers

The come to charge everything they have. Eg: power bank, phones, reading lamps etc

13. Scores Checkers
These set wait for the attendant to open livescores for them to check their ticket.

Add yours via COMMENT

CC lalasticlala
It is very truee......even do i don't go to betshops
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (Shocking Photo) by holyteeboy(m): 3:19pm On Jul 17, 2015
Young03:
the more u look , d less u see

look inbetween ur laps u will see dat he is sitting on a chair
Look at the last pix he is nt sitting
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (Shocking Photo) by holyteeboy(m): 3:15pm On Jul 17, 2015
OmaBliss:
Chisos! shocked


Jail dat man! grin
Lol cheesy
Family / Re: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by holyteeboy(m): 3:02pm On Jul 17, 2015
frankay430:
c Gobe
Your post made me smile
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by holyteeboy(m): 6:56pm On Jul 16, 2015
RikoduoSennin:


All of them can be read on this blog: caray caray

Just type caray caray followed by the telanovela's latin name on google search. You will then find a link to read it direct.
Ok thanks just saw it now
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by holyteeboy(m): 6:51pm On Jul 16, 2015
RikoduoSennin:


There is a difference between Bianca and Blanca. One has an 'L' in it while the other has an 'I' in it, one is a character in Forbidden Passion while the other is a character in The Imposter and Aurora.
seriously you people should stop confusing me
Forum Games / Re: Ask The Next Friend by holyteeboy(m): 3:27pm On Jul 16, 2015
youngdude1:
Goodluck. APC or PDP?
PDP

Obasenjo or Buhari
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by holyteeboy(m): 2:45pm On Jul 16, 2015
Omarion ft Chrish brown,Jhene Aiko- Post to be
Jokes Etc / Re: Greatest Lie Ever Told By Our So Called Elders ; Real Version Please? by holyteeboy(m): 2:25pm On Jul 16, 2015
biolafrica:
INDIA Vs NIGERIA: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am?
When we were young this story used to be
common. That is, how India used Juju to beat
Nigeria 99-1. We were told the ball would turn
into rock or lion when Nigeria was playing.
I heard this when I was a young boy . I raised this
among my friends years back and to my surprise
all of them, though from different parts of the
country, also said they heard it when they were
also young.
Please who invented this 'story'? How did it go
round to become a national lie?
Who also heard about this story? Who has idea
about how it was concocted?
That story is a fictitive as anything can be.
India doesn't have any pedigree in soccer
whatsoever.
It's a story I while heard growing up.
i just wonder how it went around that effectively.
u wan tell me say u no know say Iindia wire us
99-1 true true ?
in fact it was Thunder Balogun that struck the
only ballistic goal into their net
Abi our grandpas are liars.
I did believe it, and even told the stories myself
as if i was there, The mind of a child can believe,
we need to use that mind for great things, cos
our own mind, na so so impossible e dey see
. . .all our players were seeing double and the
goalie-mepon was just picking goal upon goals
from his net
I WAS TOLD THAT NIGERIA'S ONE AND ONLY GOAL
WAS WORTH 100
THE FACT IS THAT .......
Sometimes they tell us they came first in the
regional exams, none of them has ever come last.
YOU grandpas LIEd to us.... GOD HAS FORGIVEN
YOU ........LOL
its just a myth click this link

https://www.nairaland.com/1952284/greatest-lie-ever-told
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by holyteeboy(m): 2:23pm On Jul 16, 2015
Bantino:


Why calleth thou me? (KJV)
What about the competition

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Pre-season Thread- ¤chelseafc:) by holyteeboy(m): 2:21pm On Jul 16, 2015
I can't wait for the season to start
Sports / Re: Which Team Do You Support And Why? by holyteeboy(m): 2:11pm On Jul 16, 2015
Club:Chelsea
Reason:I don't know
Years been in club:17 years
Age19 years

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Forum Games / Re: Tell Me Your Number by holyteeboy(m): 1:51pm On Jul 16, 2015
I have the highest 86569

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off Customized ‘OBO’ Artwork In His Mansion by holyteeboy(m): 1:49pm On Jul 16, 2015
eliwa47:

i tire ooo!
Every time Davido
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by holyteeboy(m): 1:46pm On Jul 16, 2015
Praise the lord
Forum Games / Re: Ask The Next Friend by holyteeboy(m): 1:44pm On Jul 16, 2015
Godskidmidas:

Nairaland.
Seun or Linda ikeji?
seun

Lagos or Abuja
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Are The Breadwinner Of The Family by holyteeboy(m): 10:18pm On Jul 15, 2015
funny but not really funni
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by holyteeboy(m): 9:28pm On Jul 15, 2015
bantino

2 Likes

Forum Games / Re: Ask The Next Friend by holyteeboy(m): 9:21pm On Jul 15, 2015
youngdude1:
Honda. Lamborghini or ferreira?
lamborghini

Food or Water
Entertainment / Re: Top Ten Most Popular Nigerian Dance Styles And The Originator. by holyteeboy(m): 8:31pm On Jul 15, 2015
I don't know what you people are talking about...who is daddy showkey
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by holyteeboy(m): 8:11pm On Jul 15, 2015
crazydove:


She died early last year the week they started the soap
i meant bianca in impostor
Celebrities / There’s ‘nothing’ To Ndlea’s Probe — Davido by holyteeboy(m): 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2015
Nigerian pop star, Davido, has reacted to the alleged investigation of his ‘Fans mi’ video by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA over what many termed promotion of narcotics, a banned and illegal substance.


In a recent interview with a National daily, the Director of Public Affairs of the NDLEA, Mitchell Ofoyeju, explained that the body has set up an investigative panel.
‘I am aware that a panel is working on it (the video). The panel was set up soon after the video was released few weeks ago.When our attention was drawn to it, we viewed it and we discovered that it was improper



There is no moral lesson in it and he was just advertising drug trafficking.
‘In the video, he exchanged a brief case supposedly containing narcotics for dollars. He was displaying affluence in the video. If it (the plot) had climaxed in an arrest and possible detention, we would have congratulated him for partnering with us.
‘But the way he portrayed drug trafficking in the video was a means to an end, which the end is a life of affluence which we disagree with. We are looking at the issue holistically. We believe that there should be a body that was supposed to censor videos before they go out.
‘Those are the things we want to investigate and verify. Was the video submitted for approval? If it was submitted, why was it approved, with such content?’ Ofoyeju revealed.



The controversial music video, which was shot by Sesan Ogunro and featured American rapper, Meek Mill, has enjoyed over 1million views on Youtube.
However, Davido seems unfazed by the probe as he replied to a fan’s query that there is nothing to it.
Politics / 50 Traditional Rulers Accuse Okorocha Of Not Paying Their Monthly Stipends by holyteeboy(m): 5:37pm On Jul 15, 2015
By Chidi Nkwopara, OWERRI.
The 50 traditional rulers who have issues with Governor Rochas Okorocha, are in for fresh trouble as they have been denied their monthly stipends.



According to one of the traditional rulers, Eze Donald Nnabue, “this latest action is a pointer to what would have befallen us if we had appeared before the illegal panel set up by Eze Sam Ohiri”.


While saying that the 40 monarchs who dragged Governor Rochas Okorocha to court, have vowed to pursue their case to a logical conclusion, despite the palpable intimidation they are facing, the royal father however reasoned that the defendants had already made their conclusions on what to do with them before inviting them to the panel.



When pressed further to prove his allegation of non-payment of their stipends, Eze Nnabue said that on Friday last week, they received a text message which read: “please come on Monday for your April and May cheques at the Parliament but on getting there, the cashier told us that they had instruction not to pay us”.



The monarchs accused Eze Ohiri of ensuring that this punitive action against them are carried out to the letter but restated that they will not be deterred.
“This is a fight between justice and rule of law against injustice and impunity. We remain unshaken”, the royal father said.



Feelers emanating from government circles maintained that the punishment for the traditional rulers have been categorized.
It was gathered that the royal fathers who appeared before the Panel will have their six months allowances seized, while the 40 monarchs that went to court will not be paid for one year.




Similarly, the four first class traditional rulers that were earlier suspended by government would not be paid for two years.
Vanguard recalls that this development was playing out despite a restraining order by an Owerri High Court, presided over by Hon. Justice Ngozi Ukoha.


The court had on June 23, 2015, ordered Governor Okorocha, Eze Samuel Ohiri and eight other defendants, to respect the pendency of the suit before the Court by refraining from doing anything punitive against the 40 monarchs.
The Court also reiterated this order on July 8, 2015.
Politics / Oil Dealer Calls For Ban On Petrol Importation by holyteeboy(m): 5:27pm On Jul 15, 2015
Port Harcourt – Mr Kingsley Irofuala, an oil dealer in Port Harcourt, on Wednesday said that a ban on petrol importation was necessary to revive and optimise production of Nigerian refineries.



Irofuala, owner of Kings Oil Filling station in Port Harcourt, expressed this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) while speaking on ways of overcoming fuel scarcity in the country.
He said that over dependence on imported fuel had contributed to the abandonment of local refineries.


‘’Importation of fuel has now opened a sinister of illegal ownership of refineries by some corrupt Nigerian leaders who divert our funds for such projects,” Irofuala said.



He described as wickedness the manner Nigerians were building refineries outside the country to the disadvantage of the ordinary citizens.
“These same people use our money to buy fuel from their refineries which were built with stolen Nigerian money,’’ Irofuala said.
The fuel dealer called on Nigerians to begin to be patriotic, saying that the only panacea to curb corruption was the love for the country.



Irofuala advised President Muhamadu Buhari to formulate policies that would engender immediate functioning of the local refineries.
According to him, such policies will succeed only when petrol importation is banned because most of the importers are corrupt politicians.



He said that some of the economic saboteurs who sabotaged Nigerian refineries due to selfish interests would quit if petrol importation was stopped.
The oil dealer said that a ban on the importation would not only boost oil supply in the country, but put an end to financial recklessness among public officers.
Irofuala expressed confidence in the administration of President Buhari to drive “uncommon development in Nigeria with uncompromising policies“. (NAN)
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off Customized ‘OBO’ Artwork In His Mansion by holyteeboy(m): 5:11pm On Jul 15, 2015
hmmm. Soo

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Jokes Etc / Re: Selfie Made Easy by holyteeboy(m): 5:09pm On Jul 15, 2015
lol.. especially the last one

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