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 Jokes Etc › Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by holythug(m): 12:52pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Mean Old Widow by holythug(op): 12:40pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
ben~jay:silence is d best answer for u. . .yet u claim u dont exchange words. . . u claim u r not stupid yet u open ur mouth to say reasonin comes from d yansh, i hope dis is not ur own new year |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mean Old Widow by holythug(op): 12:36pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
*looks down at ben* shakes head |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Men Got Pregnant by holythug(m): 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@ ben thank God u r @ peace here |
| Nairaland General › Re: Hot! Sizzling! Hot! Pictures by holythug(m): 12:22pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
sure he his |
| Rap Battles › Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by holythug(m): 12:12pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
rememba in d bible it says; watever goes around comes arounds i was shot 3 weeks later he got shot down now its clear dat am here for real reason cos he gat hit just like i gat hit but he aint f**kin breathin 50 . . .many men |
| Romance › Re: Shuld He Rather Date Her Now? Pls Advise by holythug(m): 12:07pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
yes o sagii. . .we av a lot of assholes like dat on NL which shdnt be so, i tink he as an accomplice whispers ben~jay |
| Romance › Re: Shuld He Rather Date Her Now? Pls Advise by holythug(m): 11:44am On Jan 08, 2008 |
@ sagii. . .o boy u yab o, haba u for whisper am into his ears  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mean Old Widow by holythug(op): 11:41am On Jan 08, 2008 |
@ Ben~jay or whatever he calls himself . . . m sure u & dis ayusman r d so called birds of a feather & y wld u laff wen d soil in which u were created was clogged together |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(op): 11:28am On Jan 08, 2008 |
use a robots '[color=#990000][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mean Old Widow by holythug(op): 5:20pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
@ benjay . . .when birds give birth to young alive |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(op): 5:15pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
send it to mommy |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Can Be Done To Improve Nigerian Movies? by holythug(m): 5:10pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
i think better graphics will do. . . lets stop dat crap of action films that we think we do at least for now |
| Romance › Re: Is My Complexion A Gift Or A Curse? by holythug(m): 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
na wa o. . .as for me i like my girls like coffee hot and black |
| Romance › Re: Does Distance Matter In A Relationship? by holythug(m): 2:17pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
it gets to a stage when it starts to tell in a relationship |
| Jokes Etc › Mean Old Widow by holythug(op): 2:13pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight home and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(op): 2:06pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
so watch ur mails |
| Jokes Etc › New Virus Warning by holythug(op): 2:04pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
New Virus Warning This just in : If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. |
| Sports › Re: Nba Starts For Heat Haters Only by holythug(m): 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
good for him he did |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by holythug(m): 1:45pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Bad Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. "This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Sure God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." The she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police." |
| Fashion › Re: The New 'Banana Shoes' by holythug(m): 1:29pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
nice shoes they are. . .but i hope u dout slip and fall just kidding |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 3:12pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
lepa . . . u sweet o |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by holythug(m): 3:02pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
brb |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by holythug(m): 2:54pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
not for too long |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Best Of Jokes By Sam Milla by holythug(m): 2:51pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
St. Peter was @ heaven gates wit 4 Rev. sistas . . . he was like cleansing them with holy water before their entry into heaven the 1st 1 came & dipped her finger into the holy water claiming she once pointed @ a man's panranran the 2nd 1 came & washed her whole hands she onced held it as the 3rd was about to go . . .the last 1 shouted NO. . .plz stop i know u and i know where u want to wash ,plz let me just wash my mouth because it was only a suck of it when the 3rd sista was asked where she will like to wash, guess what she said ? ? ? [size=5pt] it might not b funny though but heard when i was in a catholic school[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Mexican Love Story by holythug(m): 2:28pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
na wa o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Fired My Secretary ! by holythug(m): 2:23pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
heard dat b4 buts its a nice 1 |
| Romance › Re: Husband Needed by holythug(m): 2:16pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
wife found |
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