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Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 5:35pm On Mar 07, 2008
*racin down to get his ticket for d show*
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 5:30pm On Mar 07, 2008
he uses eba to push it down grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 12:55pm On Mar 07, 2008
licks seasonin, shd av tasted better, wld love to av gilgee's head
& use his skull as a special cup
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 12:53pm On Mar 07, 2008
gilgee:
@darling tyty
I knw u dnt expect me to serve the yummie here na. Tht'ld be done in my palace na.
I have called victoria's secret garden to sew you some sweet lingerie from those apple leaves.
Hope u'ld like em. kiss


**garnishes holythug with pepper, curry powder, nutmeg powder and olive oil. . .**
holythug's body rejoins. . .laffin devilish
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 12:49pm On Mar 07, 2008
grin
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 12:35pm On Mar 07, 2008
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 12:30pm On Mar 07, 2008
grin cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 12:27pm On Mar 07, 2008
uuhm
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2008
 lipsrsealed reserves comments, but kuvuki as being peace ful b4 d arrival of d prodigal son, looks on like an elder waitin to see wats next bt theres no asst. king in kuvuki right frm d time of d great fore fore fathers
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:18pm On Mar 07, 2008
to breed 'em & eat, cooked, boiled, roasted, fried, anyway anyhow
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 12:10pm On Mar 07, 2008
holythug quickly gets his spare parts by vomitting dem, gets them fixed & continues runnin
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:30am On Mar 07, 2008
feather na feather grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 11:29am On Mar 07, 2008
den d king as to b informed on time, runs to d central palace of kuvuki
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 11:27am On Mar 07, 2008
even if u r d king of kuvuki. . .d king shows fear respect for warriors like us
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 11:23am On Mar 07, 2008
jaymobb:
@ gilgee
don't mind holythug
na bad belle dey worry am grin
no worry. . .i go take mist mag

tessybaby:
and wettin dey worry u?
help me ask am o
gilgee:
Far from it. Na spermatorevelation I wan start.

Thanks joh. He wan chop capital and profit.


Na Exodus dey worry am



You are belled already. When you dey born?
haa dats d end of ur sperm production. . .u better start freezin some nw
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 11:20am On Mar 07, 2008
gilgee:
@Holy
After grooving one of the bobbie, you now want to disappoint me abi? This is a betrayal!
I'll definitely succeed in my coup, so the earlier you cooperate with me, the better for you ooo.
um. . .u shd av ur lips chopped off
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:16am On Mar 07, 2008
once a turkey, always a turkey
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 11:14am On Mar 07, 2008
gilgee surprised. . .to see holythug in d cock pit, had earlier used ode echi throws gilgee down frm d plane, takes tyty to kuvukiland
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 10:14am On Mar 07, 2008
retaliates usin a base ball bat. . .gilgee embarrased, walks wit shame into d gents cryin, tyty kneelin, beggin thug dis time, thug pulls tyty close feelin her bossom
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 10:12am On Mar 07, 2008
na who dey celebrate by-day. . .prepare d turkey
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 10:10am On Mar 07, 2008
@ gilgee av u started spermatogenesis. . . huh
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 10:08am On Mar 07, 2008
lol
delib:
that mean u are both pounding yam
gilgee:
@Folly, Holy Thug and Clemcy,
I have concluded arrangements for free bobbies. 6 to each of you. Subsequently, I shall make the 3 of you my Royal Personnel.

Consider the offer and come to my side. grin

Talking about bosom, na Imported bosom ooo. Customized booby. wink smiley
gilgee, kuvukiland is different frm 9ja, i dnt take bribes, i av as much boobies as i wnt & in case i need more saucy is @ my service
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 10:04am On Mar 07, 2008
tytylayor:
holythug, what for huh shocked shocked shocked
a man knees, holdin a rose, i said i want u to b my chief kokolet
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 9:28am On Mar 07, 2008
angry shut up small boi. . .u neva mature u wan dey chase women
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 9:27am On Mar 07, 2008
tyty abeg naa,*kneelin down & holdin rose*
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 9:20am On Mar 07, 2008
oh. . .sumtin like d prodigal son, uhn den accordin to d constitution of kuvuki & by d power bestowed upon me as a legal warrior, he is to b given 1004 lashes of d horse whip in d presence of 12 boobies
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 9:17am On Mar 07, 2008
dis 1 no b super story o
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by holythug(m): 8:10am On Mar 07, 2008
abeg. . .who dey follow me drag for queue. . .u wan make i drop d holy
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 8:05am On Mar 07, 2008
saucekid:
i don't make deals with rebels but for you, . . . . . . i'll make one exception
*i go give you any kuvuki babe you want*
conspiracy!!!. . . that is ridiculous as a warrior of kuvuki. . .i question your treachous conversation wit gilgee. . .ow come we don't knw gilgee out of all d few numbered princes of kuvukiland
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by holythug(m): 7:58am On Mar 07, 2008
ur headmaster for pry sch . . .sabi
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 7:56am On Mar 07, 2008
plz dis corpse don dey smell for anoda thread for NL
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 4:21pm On Mar 06, 2008
dives into swimmin pool to avoid smell. . .smell still passin thru d oxygen cyclinder. . . . . . . . .runs outta thread

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